Irieguna Jerry @DrScopes Twitter profile

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Irieguna Jerry

5 years

I ate egusi tonight, cos my mum just revealed to her that a plate of fine egusi soup was the key to my heart and when it kissed my taste buds, I transcend into several levels of ecstasy… #thread

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 months

Do you know how crazy it is to have clean water as a selling point for an apartment? 😭😭😭

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@Yucee_

3 months

Now this apartment is actually worth 70 million 🤟

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@Double_Oh_Panda @raejordanimages @CartuneNetwerk If you choose to say fuck your kids and their opinions, you really do not deserve to be a parent.

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5 months

So yesterday, the rent conversation led people to admitting their employers pay their rent... Suddenly, everyone wanted to work for companies that pay rent for their staff. I just smiled cos it was proof that these companies simply hired good HR guys. How? 🧵

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 months

This thread and it's responses had me thinking... How do we in HR, get to localise global standards to fit our Nigerian realities without compromising quality? Cos if we can respect people and their gender identities at work, why can't we do same for their religious identity?

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5 months

Candidate missed their interview today. Called to give them a nudge and she talk say she dey Shiloh. Spectacular stuff.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 years

@EnohFelix @BeulahOnoh Lol. She'd wake up one day and not talk to Jesus cos He Loved John more... Then proceed to tell her friends Jesus is partial.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@skinlikemaya @Double_Oh_Panda @raejordanimages @CartuneNetwerk Dramatic or not, No sane parent exposes their children to bullying. Your child's wellbeing should be of utmost priority, so if you choose an outfit over the mental wellbeing of your child, maybe you shouldn't have a child afterall...

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

@anaikgold @_pkhumble And that's exactly how they're going to find you.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

@Uwayaisi @a__vanita This comment is even funnier when you remember that this gum is used for plastic pipes😭😭😭😭

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Today I learnt that Lukas Graham is a band and not a person... Wtf?!

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

@Deshysmalls @PickupYaHeart I could be wrong, but other than revenue generation, I'd like to think it prevents people from using your identity when you've passed. If I look like you and I found your ID, after impersonating you for a while and it expires, I can't continue cos I can't renew.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

10 months

One of the reasons why you should never drop the ball as a man. Be her biggest cheerleader. Help her grow, support her the best way you can, but NEVER forget to keep developing yourself while you're at it... Cos when the chips are down, you risk being kicked to the side.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

We were discussing kayanmata with my madam at the time and casually told her I don't care if it works or not, I just know it can't catch me... Next thing I hard was "wetin you get wey pesin wan waste their money dey do kayanmata ontop your head? "

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@the_Lawrenz

1 year

What was your biggest “I need to make money” moment ?

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 month

@oku_yungx Is he being treated like this for breaking the law or being Nigerian?

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

9 months

@RobinaxOg I had this energy at first, but the way Naija dey deal with me, I'm too exhausted to gloat.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@blackpinkmiyeon @siahfromgrovest @nuffsaidny This lack of accountability will be the death of us all... So an adult at 38, can't use her father's network, name and influence to secure any kind of job isn't to blame for her misfortunes, but instead it's her dad's fault? That's really unfair.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

4 months

And on the 6th day, after the animals and man was formed, God said, "Let there be greatness" and there I was... 😌 Happy birthday to me 🥳

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

4 years

@Imamofpeace @IlhanMN @kh_ALEEY_fa when you follow this story to the end, you'd see how the Middle East successfully infiltrated The US. If Hillary had indeed won, America would ve truly been a lost cause cos this will entirely be covered up

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

@AbiolaOmogbemi @lollypeezle And, to think that the people who offer these shitty advice do the exact opposite offline... Lol. People go wise by force one day.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

Her View❤️ His View❤️

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 months

9th June 2022, after being stranded in another country with debts approaching N1m.... But finally, man's ending January 2024 broke AF with ZERO debt. Thank you Jesus 🤲🏼 Mubarak Jimoh, @stephanieorkuma , @wondaboi6ix , @Cyndymartins , only God can reward you for me. Thank you. ❤️

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

Another year closer to Twitter for grey hair and backpain.😅 Happy birthday to me 🤭

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

8 months

Proof of life 😅

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

4 months

@jayfmjos @KarkundiLar no arrests was made when people died like animals in their village, but 2 corpses of their aggressors appear, suddenly the enforcers of the law are active enough to make arrests... Reasons why protecting themselves is hard, cos the battle is rigged against them.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

@TellYourSonThis Reason why we excel whenever we leave the country... Cos there's literally nothing you'd cry or complain about that we haven't seen or dealt with before.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

Important first date question: Do you really like me or you're just ovulating?

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 months

Spent the last 2 years working in subhuman conditions, living from hand to mouth and unable to do anything for myself just to make this happen... Words can't explain how grateful I am right now... Cos finally, I can breathe freely.

Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 months

9th June 2022, after being stranded in another country with debts approaching N1m.... But finally, man's ending January 2024 broke AF with ZERO debt. Thank you Jesus 🤲🏼 Mubarak Jimoh, @stephanieorkuma , @wondaboi6ix , @Cyndymartins , only God can reward you for me. Thank you. ❤️

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

7 months

Catarrh is the most annoying aliment to ever exist. It simply exists to make your life miserable for no reason.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

4 months

It's HR that convinced your CEO that a 2 day Hybrid work week would be more productive for you, but na HR be bad person. That 2022 Macbook pro you were given as part of your work tools was justified by HR, but na you dey pioneer HR slander.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Watching cartoons as an adult is more interesting cos there are tons of double layered jokes you can understand only as an adult. 😅

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

20 days

I always have neatly folded nylons tucked somewhere. 😂My mother no dey catrry her nylon bags play and I subconsciously found myself neatly folding good nylon bags to keep for reuse.

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@KD0Jimmy_Q_

20 days

Whats one character trait you picked from home that you still do no matter where you go. Ill go first - I wash my plate immediately i eat at my place or in a mutuals house if there is chance. Cant stand seeing dirty plates or pots in the sink for more than an hour.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@oloye__ This reminds me of J Martins... Nigerians have forgotten he exists, but man is a legend in Central Africa.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

7 months

Nigeria needs engineers. We sorely need people who will dedicate their lives to building practical solutions to our problems. All the countries we aspire to be like, were built by aggressive engineering. We can't pray or policy our way to greatness. We need builders.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 months

It is way easier convincing someone to take a N50k paycut, than telling them to forego their N500k "Special Rent Allowance " In the end, these are some of the things those HR guys you don't like, do to help you manage your salary better. So go and thank your HR officer today.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 months

By so doing, they have: 1.Helped you solve your rent issues, which makes you more productive as you no longer have to worry about accomodation or saving for rent. 2. Boosted their employer branding. Since you're always excited to talk about these extra goodies you get from...

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Bread so dope it comes with a map to its bakery... Hot Nasara Bread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your favourite Jos bread.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 month

Until you leave Twitter for a bit, you won't realise how big of a bubble this place is. It distracts you from so much happening around you to the point you begin to believe the delusion people spread here instead of the truth before your eyes. I've missed the chaos though. 😅

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Marry me because I know when to use "I'm" and "Am", "been" and "being" 😌

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

@Letter_to_Jack With the way Nigeria is set up, "See you in court" will never scare me like the way "Drop your location if e sure for you" will scare me.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

@iamJohnwinner @TheBriDen So you don't get to mix business with pleasure

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

11 months

@DifferentKaro This is a far better implementation as there honestly is no light to charge anything. If these are solar powered, will be just great... But the problem is Nigerians... The stories and tears will be plenty for battery station owners.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 months

We always advocate for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion in workspaces to enable us bring out the best in our staff globally, but when it comes to the Nigerian context, we usually don't tailor these things to fit the Nigerian narrative when implementing them.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

4 months

My colleague who's not on this app just offered me okpa and I burst out laughing. I don't like the way trivial twitter conversations finds its way to real life though.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

@TheHabaneroChef That's why this is relevant.

Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

Important first date question: Do you really like me or you're just ovulating?

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Here's an attempt at posing for the camera and a reminder that Jesus loves you and I don't. Kizzes 😘

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@ToyosiGodwin Reminds me of this scene.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

I have a feeling one of the reasons Divorce rates are higher in our generation is because the Internet has given us unrealistic standards of what love and marriage should be. So, you find some couples walking away from pretty decent marriages cos it's not like they imagined it.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

Leaving Jos to any part of this country is an extreme sport. My God! What is this Heat?! 😭😭😭😭😭

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 months

Usually, almost all salary earners with basic pay are entitled to housing and transport allowance... Now, most organisations add these things to your basic pay and give it to you on a monthly basis, but smart HR guys will lump this amount and package it as a company perk.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

@MrOdanz Still can't forget how fascinated I was, the first time I used Bluetooth. My mind just couldn't comprehend how music stored on one phone moved to the other phone without Internet connection or infrared.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

Cos today's my balloon day!!! . Happy birthday to me. 🥳🥳🥳

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Happy birthday to me 🎉🎉🎉🤭🤗🌝

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@OBA_ohlugy @_SirWilliam_ We are not silent. We've been screaming since, but Nobody cares till it's in front of their door

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 months

Let's assume the company budgets N300k for your role. The Compensation and Benefits officer structures that amount so that on payday, you receive around N200k net, N50k in perks(Gym, HMO, Airtime,etc.) then you receive a special N500k "Rent allowance" at the end of the year.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Amen 🤲🏽

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Me getting ready for Jos Sip and Paint like:

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

Please I need help ASAP. My friend is currently being threatened by her ex to upload her nudes online and she's devastated. He has put it on his status already and is blackmailing her for 300k. Please Jos twitter help me RT until someone helpful sees this.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

@AyodeleAyanfe @AyoAdeniyi10 @MEzulike @T_rolex @2muchdrags @crazyvibxz 🤣 They are talking in the thing that dinnor have a good experience 😂😂😂😂

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

I still can't get used to Nigerians using the word "groceries". Please bring back "Provisions" and "Foodstuff" to our Nigerian vocabulary. T for Thanks.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Thank you Johnny Drille for giving us a song to make us feel less guilty about being shitty friends... 🥹❤️

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 months

Food is not expensive cos someone is keeping it to sell in dry season. FOOD IS EXPENSIVE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT PRODUCING ENOUGH! Herdsmen didn't let you farm all year round, but you're saying food is expensive because someone buys in bulk to sell when it's off season... Na ment?

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

With what happened in Jos yesterday, its no longer secret that this insecurity thing is orchestrated by the Govt and there's nothing you'd tell me. People were legit massacred in their villages and their crops destroyed for days, nobody said shit, but suddenly there's a curfew.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

11 months

@RobinaxOg You’ve been on a roll with this meme for days now… Love to see it.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 months

I don't have the full context of the incident and how they arrived at this point, so I can't give detailed opinion on what I would have done differently. But one thing I'm sure of, is if the potential hire was unbelievably good, I'm almost certain the recruiter would reschedule.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

APC bots have been crying "Go to Court" since results were announced... Oya oga said he's going to court, why una come dey change mouth dey talk sey na waste of time? Is it your time and money he's using to go to court? Abi na your hope e dey raise? Why e dey bother you? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Jos Twitter is all love and light because once you drag or tweet one hot street gist you heard, the owner of the gist can easily trace you to your father's parlour in no time... But omoh!!! Things are happening in this our room and parlour state oh!

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@itsAderose @TzOlawale @MaziIbe_ They re 2 different people. This one said hers in a clubhouse hookup room. The other girl, na for office she go cast... But 2 of them, na d only thing dem sabi. Dey sidown on top wetin no be chair...

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@_ahriiii @skinlikemaya @Double_Oh_Panda @raejordanimages @CartuneNetwerk That's like leaving your door open then blaming the thief for robbing you. Its her fault if she doesn't protect her kid first. You can blame the parents of the bully if after protecting her kid, he still gets bullied.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

5 months

from your employer, this chatter will attract more talent and expose them to a much bigger talent pool to employ from. It also enhances the success in salary negotiations when the company is stuck in situations that would require paycuts to survive.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

@Morris_Monye @nora_austine remember when I told you, igbo men build their houses just to make you feel poor whenever you step in? Just take a look, See what I'm talking about...

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

1 year

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've noticed you'd find at least 7 to 10 videos of BMWs doing things like this, before seeing one video of a Mercedes doing donuts... Is it that Mercedes owners are too scared to do donuts? Or BMWs re just superior when it comes to car stunts?

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@Auto_poacher

1 year

BMW E92 M3 🥶 drift

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 months

@Mrpossidez Money being a means to an end. It's meant to be the vehicle that gets you to the life you want, not the final destination... But then, everywhere you turn, you see people losing themselves chasing more money and eventually forgetting the destination it's meant to take them to.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

I like talking to older women. They are really sweet once they're comfortable around you and they're quite honest about life.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

7 months

Nigeria is failing before our eyes and we are still pretending not to see it.... Less than 5 years ago, we used to have marathon events and shows on Independence day... People used the holiday to party and primary school kids were excited to go for march pass in the stadium...

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

I personally think getting married before 30 ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT TO RAISE KIDS isn't a bad idea. Seeing folks in their 60s and 70s still hustling for school fees is not funny. I'd rather do it when I'm strong enough, then hustle for sharwama money in my 60s for my grand kids.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@chideenmaarr @ajeromorgan Agreed, but how's that right working out for you today?

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

In this life, have audacity. Audacity alone can take you further than you can ever imagine.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

Please if you're in Jos, an O-ve blood donor is needed urgently in JUTH. If you can help or know anyone who can, kindly contact Charles on 08053990812. He's willing to cover for your transportation. Thank you.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@Xzeecool @IfeanyiOlabode Omoh, The fear of losing the car alone won't even allow me concentrate in the bank.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

@mommyssperm @Thefranknation @Griseldah13 @zeusomega3 Cos I'm lowkey tryna tell yall I got Aquaman on speed dial.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

I came... I saw serious shege... I didn't die. 2021, the evil you've done is enough. We live to fight another day. ✌🏽 #top4of2021

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

9 months

@Ol0ye There's also the POV where they're so smart they believe every problem has a sophisticated solution. They're highly knowledgeable and keep thinking the solution to these problems are in theories, when in reality, the problem can be as simple as a demand and supply issue.

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1 year

We used to rebel against some things our parents warned us against, until we became adults then realised they were right all along and our lives would ve been better off if only we listened... 💔

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Irieguna Jerry

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2 years

@A_Abby_Abi @notlaide @theakorede Despite the cons, I'd still choose community cos the net positives far outweighs the negatives.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

3 years

"Women would rather share a high value male than settling for a faithful loser" - @RationalMale

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@Ej24hrz

3 years

Get you 2 and settle down 🏹 Throuple love 🤍❤️

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Irieguna Jerry

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1 year

You'd sit to think of something really innovative, but the moment you remember the average Nigerian spends up to 60% of their income on food, you just feel weak. Your business isn't moving slow. There's just not enough customers that can afford it. 💔

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@LengdungT I'm actually more concerned about the "because of shiloh" part. I admit the employee was wrong for not communicating their unavailability way ahead of time, but seeing how people are getting riled up because they chose shiloh instead of an interview, feels quite off.

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Irieguna Jerry

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3 years

It's almost a week now, but I still can't shake off the shock I received when I met Maiduguri natives who couldn't speak or understand Hausa... Like how the hell were we made to assume that the entire North is Hausa dominated?

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4 years

@BrianJDennis @chemicalbrodar

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4 years

I got balloons today🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼 And guess what came through? Sugarcanes 🥰🥰🥰 ❤️Happy birthday to me ❤️

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1 year

The best place to enjoy PDP flavoured tears is on TopBoyChris'TL. The tears are always hot and fresh.

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2 years

I'm tired of the way people look at me when I tell them money is not my ultimate priority. Yes, money makes the quality of my life better and that's why I want it, lots of it... But revolving my entire life around the hustle to stack money isn't what I'll ever want to do.

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1 year

Cos it was a good month 😌 #JanuaryDump 🗑

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1 year

I'm just way too sexy to go unprotected...

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Irieguna Jerry

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3 years

Quite Interesting how Kaduna has a more vibrant Nightlife than Jos does...

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2 years

6PM and the heart of Jos is already deserted. This is no way to live economically. This curfew is totally needless and should end. We are tired.

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

2 years

This Aunty is gisting her friends how excited she is cos her ex saw her pass inside fine car while he was trekking under hot sun... Even to the point of mimicking his facial reaction to her friends... 😭😭God abeg as I no get Motor, no let this kain thing near me.😭😭🤲🏽

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Irieguna Jerry

@DrScopes

9 months

@lexyy4real @damisiabijo Does her position as his sister suddenly make her opinions on tax matters more professional?

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Irieguna Jerry

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2 years

People will glorify Lagos like its the 8th wonder of the world, then you enter lagos and you can't wait to return to wherever you're from. Mtcheew.

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2 years

@temitop_ @ChiefInCouncil @SamuelOtigba Bingo!!! For a child that young to even describe how he'd want it done, he's been hearing someone describe it like that.

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