One day, very soon, you will want to transfer N100k to your mum, you’ll send N1m by mistake and when she calls your attention to it, you’ll ask her to keep it.
I genuinely love Ronaldo but there's no LOGICAL way of arguing against someone who has a World Cup, two world cup golden balls, 7 ballon D'ors, second most titles in history, most assists in history and third most goals in history in the GOAT debate.
It's impossible.
Yesterday, I sent a tweet that I was stranded along the “nowhere” part of Ijebu-Ikorodu road with my family. To my surprise, 2 guys from twitter actually came to join me at the place, one other was running around for a mechanic or towing vehicle.
Twitter is extraordinary!
Algerians 🇩🇿 expressed their joy after South Africa's 🇿🇦 victory over Morocco 🇲🇦 at the AFCON.
From the street of Algiers, the capital, football fans gather to celebrate.
[Video in the comments]
Someone said Colonizers navigated these waters for months and our forefathers thought they came to break bread and share the gospel free of charge.
That was an eye opener for me. Lmao.
Slightly unrelated, but let me share this experience I'll never forget:
During labor of our child, when the strongest contraction yet hit my wife, she asked me to hug her tight, I did. 5min later a more painful one struck her and she (involuntarily) sank the full power of her…
Hakimi is 24, his wife is 36.
They’ve been dating since 2018 when Hakimi would be around 19 years old and the woman would be around 31 years old.
Twitter has a term for that.
This happened in 2019. The Pope in a rare gesture of humility and servanthood knelt down and kissed the feet of South Sudan president Salva Kiir, his main opponent, Riek Machar and three other Vice Presidents in Rome to appeal to them to stop fighting and Respect the peace deal…
After I sent that tweet about the guy that was swindled this morning, we’ve gotten calls from EFCC reps in Abuja and Lagos, Police in Lagos, Police in Markurdi and other Nigerians determined to bring those fraudsters to book
Twitter is massive man. It’s just amazing how it works
The sad part of this Kizz Daniel incident:
The guy who organized the show in Tanzania is a Nigerian. It was his first event in Tanzania (a new market), he spent ~ $300,000 but Kizz Daniel ruined his efforts.
This is by far the best 1min 45sec video so far this year.
I had to repost this video for my followers because this is more than just a sermon, this is a life changing exposition.
I’m happy that Lionel Messi left his comfort zone before the end of his career. Football fans all over have seen how ordinary he can be when he’s not playing in a system purposely built for him.
This is why Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest to ever do it.
For Lily’s one year birthday, I built a sachet and bottle water production factory in her name.
This is my first investment towards her future💪. I sincerely hope she will appreciate this gift as she grows older.
...From water comes freedom.
All that dangerous risk of life involving driving a bike over a cliff for a movie scene, yet he didn’t even make as much as Burnaboy did in the first 9 months of this year.
When you’re big, you’re big.
Just got off the phone with Osimhen this morning. He told me that after he snatch the ball from that defender, he was fouled. If he had gone down, it would have been a straight red for the defender. But as he was about to go down, he remembered millions of Ghanaians were…
Angelique Kidjo dropped an Album which the headline song talked about the dangers of climate change induced disasters (that the west is worried about) and how it will impact Africa more but you are wondering why she won a Grammy for THAT body of work?
Stop playing.
When we found out that my wife was pregnant, we were very happy. I was so happy that started praying day and night for twins (because I love the gatecrashing miracles).
3 weeks after Lily was born, I began to thank God for not giving us twins as our first parental experience.
Our Super Falcons played 7th Ranked Canada in their opening fixture at the FIFA Women's World Cup and they came out with a very impressive result that was ensured by a great penalty save from our GK, Chiamaka, but only few women on my TL have tweeted about the game...
Someone won ₦120,000,000 on a reality TV Show just last night, and less than 24 hours later, some Nigerians are contributing more money for them.
We are not just afflicted with financial Poverty, we also have 'follow-come' intellectual poverty mixed with premium ment.
The other day when my family and I got stranded in the middle of nowhere (car trouble) along Ijebu Ode—Ikorodu thick forest at 9pm, I sent a tweet, just one tweet, and help came from everywhere. Twitter people stayed with me at the spot till 12 midnight.
I will never forget.
Today is Father’s Day... Not Single-Women-Who-Took-The-Role-OF-Fathers’-Day.
There are about 4 different Mother’s Day in one year that you can allocate for that.
Take Note.
I have seen Fuel Scarcity, Passport booklet scarcity, dollar scarcity and other forms of Scarcity in my lifetime. Never thought the day would come that I’d witness NAIRA scarcity in Nigeria.
Mohbad was dehumanized, bullied and harassed until they took his life.
That video of him crying in agony on the hospital bed speaking on how he was betrayed and given some substance should be the last straw.
If there’s any justice left in this world, then his killers can’t go…
Younger women {20-25} targeting older men (35+) for financial security vs Older men targeting younger women because they are easy to deceive with material things.
May the best Predator win. 🤝
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I have always thought skit-making is not Layi’s main talent, like he’s too good to be boxed in that space and this was my confirmation.
He could excel at anything: Life coach, Public speaking, Pastor, Yahoo, just name it.
Effortlessly creative, this guy.
Facebook NG is a true, undoctored reflection of Nigeria as it is right now.
Twitter NG is Nigeria the way it’s supposed to be right now—a developing Nation with all our challenges.
Instagram NG is Nigeria of our dreams where everybody is okay, beautiful and living fine.
Bad Power Supply —- Buy a Generator
Bad Roads—— community rents a grader.
They Ban Crypto —- We Use P2P
Rogue Police Unit —— We take other routes
They ban Twitter—- We use VPN
How far is TOO FAR for Nigerians?
At what point are we going to say ENOUGH is ENOUGH?
“I have a show before that, but I don’t want you to show because they didn’t pay to have you there, when I’m done with that one we will attend the party together”.
Friends like this who know your value and will always help you maintain it until the world discovers it..are rare!
I keep rewatching the unedited cut of this video & Bella is such a pure friend. I pray we’re able to keep this momentum alive till justice is served 🕊️💔
#JusticeforMohbad
I entered Samsung store today to buy 45W adapter, dem say 35k.
Na that moment I realize say nobody need super-fast charging. Slow and steady charging wins the race.
This nobody-owes-you-anything mantra seems cool until it hits you hard. Continue to say it.
You owe everyone around you decency, your parents owe you a good life, you owe your siblings love and upliftment if it’s within your capacity. You owe your family everything.
Won’t be surprised at all if Thomas Muller submits a transfer request to Bayern in January and he signs for West Ham so he can face Barcelona again in the Europa league.
One of the things I actually regret. See walahi, just go and born early (if it’s part of your life’s plan to be a parent) life will sort itself out eventually.
I was born in Nigeria and I’ve lived here long enough (all 24 years of my life) to know that when Civil Servants -the custodians of corruption- celebrate someone’s exit with spite like this, it’s almost always because the person didn’t allow them flourish in their crooked ways.
Dozens of staff of the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) are currently celebrating the sack of the chief executive and registrar, A. G Abubakar.
At a rally in front of the CAC headquarters in Abuja on Monday morning, the workers described Abubakar as a “tyrant leader”.
The…
Kunle Afod’s proverb challenge idea is so refreshing. This is Yoruba language revitalization in an appealing way.
Lalude took Alapinni Osha to the cleaners here.