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I won't fit inside your box. I am NOT your ally |•A PARODY•| ~ Politics, Fitness, culture, musings. | $$Community

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@MrOdanz
Kelvin Odanz
5 years
When people pay exorbitant fee so their kids can attend expensive schools, it is not just the education they're paying for. They're paying to secure valuable future networking for their kids, to have a seat at the rich's table. The rich stay rich by networking among themselves.
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The silence of a man like this is worth more than a million words. There's just so much going through his head 😭
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Benjamin Mendy responds to not guilty verdict 🎙
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4 years
Gunshot woke us up today at CBN HQ. They sent thugs to attack. DJ truck and equipment burnt. But will that make us give up? No
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5 years
Powerful Image from Mozambique. He puts his wife and kid into what used to be a home fridge, as he paddle along the heavily flooded streets of Mozambique. Shout out to all the men around the world who make heavy sacrifices for their families without seeking recognition.Respect
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@MrOdanz
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4 years
I hear that soldiers of the Nigerian army are currently marching with #ENDSARS protesters in Ibadan. This is the type of news that brings tears to my eyes. 😭😭😭
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The Governor of Borno State has suggested that the IG of police redeploys officers of SARS to help fight against Boko Haram in Borno State and environs. Is he saying what we have all been thinking? #ENDSARS
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The IG of police will resign or be sacked before the end of next week.
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4 years
NIGERIA DOES NOT HAVE A PRESIDENT. #EndSARS
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4 years
Davido and Wizkid are the new President and vice president in no particular order. #ENDSARS
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@MrOdanz
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3 years
Who is ready for the next protest?
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@MrOdanz
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4 years
Every skit previously released by Mr. Macaroni were very funny. All skits he will be releasing in the future are the funniest skits of all time.
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@MrOdanz
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5 months
Mr. Eazi's dad was making $10,000 per month as salary as at 2007. Gives him his school fees and pocket money for an entire school year upfront while he was schooling in Ghana. There's hardly any grass to grace story out there wallahi.
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2 years
Now that Elon Musk has taken over Twitter and we can tweet freely without fear of being banned, I want to say that it shall not be well with Buhari and APC for the pain and suffering they've put Nigerians through since 2015.
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@MrOdanz
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10 months
You pay 400k per term for your child's school fees and the school is located in the posh area of Maitama or Garki. Then your child's school hires teachers living in Nyanya and pays them 50k per month Salary. And you think the quality of education you pay for is worth 400k?
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1 year
Wike rigged Rivers State election results so much that even the APC members he rigged the election for are shocked and short of words. 🤣🤣
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@MrOdanz
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4 years
Dangote is an enemy of this country. But we will talk about that after we #ENDSARS
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@MrOdanz
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4 years
Dear Abuja, we need to start protesting as a SINGLE UNIT moving forward. This idea of different protests happening in different parts of town exposes us to armed-thugs attack.Let us all meet at one point and move together. Our strength is in our number. Please Retweet for others
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@MrOdanz
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4 years
National Assembly, Abuja. 10am. Peaceful sit-in. Pass it on. #ENDSARS
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@MrOdanz
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11 months
Saudi Arabia and almost all these Middle Eastern countries have a similar punishment for same-sex relationship. But you'd never see America lose a night of sleep over LGBTQ rights in the middle East. They love Arab oil and Arab money. In this life, just have money.
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US Imposes Visa Restrictions On Uganda Officials For Placing Death Penalty On Same-Sex Relationships | Sahara Reporters
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4 years
The average Nigerian policeman is a thief.
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4 years
A guy "insulted" Goodluck Jonathan's wife, telecommunications providers were contacted, they gave uphis details that led to his arrest and detention. So if a Politician wants to send hitmen to kill you, he just needs to ask MTN and co and they provide details? This country 🤦🤦
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I really wish Cape Verde beats South Africa. I wouldn't want Nigeria to meet and beat South Africans for the sake of my compatriots living in SA. These guys don't do banter with Nigerians like we do with Ghana. For them it is sheer hatred. And they have the capacity for violence.
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4 years
This is CBN HQ, Abuja. Protesters will be sleeping here while more will be joining tomorrow. There are provisions for tents, mobile charging spots, mobile toilets, WiFi, etc. No one is resuming to work at CBN tomorrow. It is a public holiday for oppressors. #ENDSARS #OccupyAbuja
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1 year
FCT result has been called. PDP and APC have failed to get the 25% needed in the FCT. Legal heads, what does this mean for the outcome of the election??
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@MrOdanz
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3 years
Peer pressure is the only reason most people pretend to love Alcohol. That thing is both unpleasant and unhealthy.
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4 years
Who knows these girls please? W
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4 years
THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE IS A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION.
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4 years
I already told my friends that I was done protesting and will just play supportive role from my house, but I am joining Abuja protesters today in Berger because of the meltdown on Twitter over some silly committee and closed door meetings. The aluta is on the streets. We move
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4 years
You can't beat Madrid by 8 goals in a knockout stage of the champions League sha. Ramos will rather kill someone and go to Prison for life than let that happen.
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1 year
When you live with a toddler, you will realise that silence is not golden as they say. The silence of a toddler is dangerous. They're either by one corner chewing soap, drinking hypo or using a barbeque fork to pluck out their left eye. 😭
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2 years
Nigeria is the most dominant black Nation on earth. Yoruba language is a great export.
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𝑨𝒈𝒃𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓
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4 years
Twitter has suspended the account of Aunty Kemi Olunloyo. You don't know how much of a big win this is. Next stop should be that Lauretta woman.
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1 year
Those of us that thought Buhari was deploying soldiers all over the countries to ensure free and fair elections ended up being the real mumus. We expected too much from a man who is an embodiment of incompetence.
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1 year
Don't vote Bola Ahmed Tinubu
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1 year
What should one do in their 20s to avoid regrets in their 30s and 40s?
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1 year
Dino Melaye is eloquent. In English, in Hausa, in Yoruba. I envy his eloquence 😭
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There is no single player in Europe with this sort of quality. Not in England, not in France, not in Germany, not in Spain or Portugal. Nowhere. A rare breed.
‘F*ck it, I’m Cristiano Ronaldo.’
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WE DON'T NEED THE NIGERIAN LABOUR CONGRESS ANYMORE. OLD SELLOUTS. When the govt increases fuel price or electricity tarruf or decides to move mad as usual, we all now know what to do. TWITTER IS THE OFFICIAL LABOUR CONGRESS AND WE HAVE NO LEADER. WE ARE TAKING BACK OUR CONTROL
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5 years
I've never witnessed a more blunt political debate like this. He didn't hold back any words. Straight shooting.
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@MrOdanz
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4 years
Retweet if you will love to see SARS officers redeployed to the North East to fight Boko Haram terrorists.
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4 years
Policemen shared sticks and batons to hired thugs in Utako and conveyed them with buses to Berger to attack #ENDSARS protesters. The system is rotten.
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@MrOdanz
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3 years
For three years straight, Segalink literally halted his life to fight for you. You could DM him by 2am and he'd leave everything he's doing to attend to you. Then they told you he is a fraud, that he works for the police and you ran along with it completely; hook, line, sinker.
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4 years
Are you thinking what I am thinking? Please just Retweet if we are thinking the same thing. No need to tell me what you are thinking because we thinking the same thought. Amen?
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BREAKING: Kyrgyzstan President Sooronbay Jeenbekov has resigned after weeks of protests which called for him to step down. Today's top stories:
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1 year
I am not sure there is any photographer in the political space as GOATed as Osinbajo photographer. He knows his job
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Today is Prof. Osinbajo's birthday. Long life His Excellency ❤️
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3 years
Omo the #June12thProtest is actually very serious o. More serious than most of us thought it'd be. This is very encouraging. Big respect to everyone out on the street today exercising their rights as enshrined in our constitution.
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To kick PDP out of government,the APC needed an alliance of ACN, CPC and nPDP.And they defeated PDP despite PDP's rigging strategy 8 years later,the PDP wanted to get APC out of govt. And to do that, they divided themselves into NNPP, LP, G5 and PDP.The result is not surprising.
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4 years
For the first time in my life, I feel proud I am a Nigerian. My friends around the world kept calling to ask me what is happening in Nigeria. You guys made me proud. I am a happy man because of what you're doing across the country to #ENDSARS . I LOVE YOU guys 😭😭
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When my Starlink arrives, I'd dismantle my DSTV and keep it in the storeroom. The pain of paying 14k every month just to watch football and recycled old movies. Should be a crime
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2 years
It shall not be well with Pastor Yemi Osinbajo who wants to be President so he can continue from where Buhari stopped.
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4 years
Black Americans don't rate Africans at all. In fact, Black Americans think of Africans as inferior and treat Africans with contempt. They only reference Africa as "motherland" in debates against other races or when they want to appropriate/exploit African culture/market.
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4 years
Please if you are currently with any groups of Protesters in Abuja, disperse and go home or find a place to take cover. You are exposed and at a great risk of being attacked. Please find your way home while we re-strategize on the way forward. Thank you. Please Retweet for others
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4 years
I had to leave town to an unknown location earlier this morning because my life is in danger. The threats via calls and texts has gone overboard. If you're trying to reach me to no avail, I am fine. Just ditched all my former communication gadgets for now. Thank you
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@MrOdanz
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Btw, this guy needs to be careful. Especially when doing these performances in places like the USA or UK. 5 years down the line, he'd get slapped with sexual assault charges and these videos will be used as evidence. His managers need to work on limiting these.
@OneJoblessBoy
🐬 @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
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Ruger and fans in Toronto
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Everyone will eventually lose their steam. People eventually get tired. Law of diminishing returns. There was a time Craze clown was on top. Maraji used to be the best female skit maker too.Then Taoma. Last year, Sabinus was untouchable. This year it is Layi. Seasons come and go
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Lasisi lost his steam since he unveiled his real face.
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3 years
If a man collects the gifts he bought for you while you two were dating, you should also collect the gifts you bought for him.
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4 years
We didn't lose all those lives to SARS so that the "public" will be comfortable.We started protesting in the first place to make Nigeria uncomfortable So stop all these nonsense talk about how we are "inconveniencing" people.If they can endure Buhari,they can endure our protests
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Bola Tinubu was 58 years old in 1993 according to the US court document from his drug trafficking trial. That means Bola Tinubu should be 87 year old in 2022, but he's parading himself as a 70 year old man. Everything about this man is a lie. A conman contesting for President
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What Buhari has done to Nigeria is unforgiveable. This man had no plan for this country. He just wanted to be President, just like Tinubu and Atiku.
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Omo, there was an election in Ondo state and INEC has already declared a winner. We have been living in the #ENDSARS world that we lost touch with Nigerian politics. 🤣🤣🤣 #SARSMUSTEND
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That video of Mr. Macaroni in police custody is so heartbreaking. Looks like he's been tortured already. May God give him the strength to come out of this in high spirit. He's sacrificed enough for what he believes in.
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PLEASE, DAVIDO IS NOT SPEAKING FOR THE NIGERIAN YOUTH IN THAT CLOSED DOOR MEETING WITH THE POLICE. HE IS NOT OUR SPOKESMAN. HE IS NOT REPRESENTING US. #ENDSARS #SARSMUSTEND
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Dear men, don't agree to play the role of "bad cop" when you have kids. Don't be the one that scolds/punishes the kids and your wife goes behind to apologize and play "good cop." Two of you should do the correction and apologizing together. Don't fall for that ancient scam.
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Zlatan is lucky they didn't charge him money for the privilege of associating with a Billionaire Otedola pikin. 😂😂
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There was a guy who came on a wheelchair to yesterday's Abuja protest to #ENDSARS . He was very active, he was in the frontline, he stayed there for most of the day. I don't know who you are but you are a brave hero. You are an inspiration and I love you. God's blessings upon you
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MTN will randomly send you pop up messages that will make you accidentally press okay and subscribe for a service you absolutely know nothing about or care about. Isn't that fraudulent in a way?
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We are heading to the Nigerian National Assembly complex. We want real soldiers and policemen to attack us again. Sending uneducated, unemployed thugs to attack us is disrespectful. Let's all be civilised please.
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Madam Aisha Yesufu is a brave woman. While everyone was running, this woman was walking casually in front of the police with her first raised high in defiance. Wish my phone wasn't dead. Would have been a perfect shot. We need more people life her. #ENDSARS
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Lt. General Buratai sacked Major General Attahiru Ibrahim in 2017 for not being competent enough in leading the war against Boko Haram. 4 years later, Buhari sacks Buratai as Chief of Army Staff and replaces him with the "incompetent" Attahiru Ibrahim. Confusion Break Bone😂
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Those bastards shot year gas and rubber bullets at us. They didn't even care about my 67K followers on Twitter 😭😭 They shot at us and I ran, I ran shamelessly till I was panting like a thief 😭😭 God will help me punish the Nigerian police #EndSARS
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3 years
The Billionaires of Onitsha and Nnewi are currently reading this news about Elon Musk with their shorts and singlets while shaking their head. The people wey get real money no dey appear for Forbes list.
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4 years
There is only one GOAT in football and his name is Cristiano Ronaldo. He is not faking retirement from his National team, not faking transfer from his club after choking in big games.
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4 years
If you use any of the anti-,SARS hashtags to advertise your business, that business will fail.
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4 years
Tomorrow is a weekend. There is no work. Are you thinking what I am thinking? 🤔
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LP won Nasarawa? Omo!!!!! The real underdogs pulling a surprise left, right and center. Damn damn damn!!! Omo you guys did well with penetrating grassroots (via churches sha 😬). I am impressed
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3 years
The biggest flex is using sex as a bargaining chip to land a deal for a documentary that advocates against transactional sex in universities.
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4 years
We young people in Nigeria need to start showing more interest in HOW government actually functions and the processes that keep the wheel of govt running. Our inexperience is failing us at this crucial moment.
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Toyin Abraham and her nuclear family will go to the cinema and see that movie alone.
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4 years
Imagine sending a woman 50K because she gave you a chance to chat with her on social media. This foolishness must not be passed on to the next generation of Nigerian men. Let this foolishness die with our generation. Where is the self-respect ffs?
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Where can we get gas masks in Abuja please!!! It is urgent. We need gas masks. Reply or DM. Please Retweet. #ENDSARS
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This is how it began!!!
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THURSDAY IS THURSDAY !!
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Someone tell Black Americans that it is okay, they should stop coming to my page to rant. I apologize for calling out their hypocrisy. We are brothers and sisters and they are welcome to the "motherland" of Nubian queens,warriors, pyramids and ancient huts 🙏
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Tokunbo of Arise TV is our superhero.
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4 years
Some of our people were injured in today's Government-sponsored attack at CBN HQ in Abuja. Please keep them in your prayers for safe recovery. This struggle continues. #ENDSARS #OccupyAbuja
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If you are a man, you need to read this. After reading this, you need to step up your game and do everything legal there is to succeed. Failure is NOT an option for us. We can't afford it. I wish us all best of luck in the life ahead.
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3 years
Buhari has taken the bar too low that whoever becomes President won't have to do much to be applauded. Something as simple as addressing the people who elected him will be counted as an achievement. This country has never been this low and divided.
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4 years
There are currently checkpoints in Lagos being manned by SARS while the President is meeting the IG of police to discuss "reforms." Also remember that SARS was banned 2 days ago by same President and IG of police, the 4th ban in 5 years. Enough of empty talks. #EndSarsNow
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Peter Obi's work rate tho. Man is everywhere. Quite astonishing. Whatever happens on the 25th, he did give his campaign his best shot and that's commendable
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Don't put your child in a school where you can only afford the school fees and not the lifestyle that comes with it. So your child doesn't grow up with a damaged self esteem.
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Student loan - Audio Minimum wage - Audio CNG buses - Audio Palliative wage - Audio What exactly has that man been doing for 8+ months?
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The 2026 world cup in the USA will be a rainbow world cup. The West will show the rest of the world shege for sticking with Qatar in not supporting LGBTQ agenda. There will be rainbow color everywhere you turn. Outside the stadium, the color of ball, official logo etc. 🤣
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Abuja people, please note that VENUE HAS CHANGED. WE ARE MEETING AT UNITY FOUNTAIN TOMORROW and NOT SHOPRITE LUGBE. Please share this message around to anyone coming out to protest tomorrow.
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1 year
When it comes to coconut heads in Nigerian politics, I have to give it to Edo people. You can't bully them around, can't impose anyone on them. No long talk Rivers State people na to brag and speak yeye slangs for Twitter.Selina this,Selina that. But Wike and his boys owns you😭
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4 years
Someone left Lagos to come and protest in Abuja and he wants protesters in Abuja to be responsible for his feeding,accomodation and transportation for the duration of the protest.I have met different category of people in the last one week.Nigeria needs more mental health clinics
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He needs to get off the drugs. His mum looks younger than him
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Zinoleesky has done what he promised his mother 🙏🏽❤️
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There is an increasing number of teenagers in Nigeria who are not interested in going to school because they feel it's a waste of time. It will soon be a National emergency.
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3 years
Chelsea fans, please we are sorry for wanting you to lose the UCL final. Enough of the celebration please. 😭😭
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