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Residing in His rest. ✍️.🚨NOT the guy on my avi. 📩 hellotoyosi @gmail .com for collabs. @thewritingcol . 2X Salesforce Certified Admin.

With Precious 💜
Joined December 2016
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Toyosi Godwin
3 months
Welcome to the world of Toyosi Godwin! A little about me ✨❤️
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4 years
We will never forget this queen.
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4 years
Masters degree holder go dey hawk pure water for street and your generation was comfortable with it. Ours are not. We are tired.
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2 years
Every guy should have a female friend they call when they want to talk. No emotions attached. Just friendship. It's very nice because those folks tell you naked truths.
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4 years
Buhari contested in 4 elections only to offer us ineptitude, arrogance, and wickedness. A proof that persistence is not proof of competence. #EndSARS
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I just moved into my own space. I don’t know if you know me, but I have worked hard to make this a reality. Been 100% in charge of my finances since age 20. I just moved into my own space. I paid the rent in full. The apartment of my choice. I can’t contain this excitement. Wow.
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@PawAndPups I don’t know you, but thank you. I’m inspired. Cheers to healthy pettiness >>>
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4 years
1.6 million to anyone who can find this murderer. This is not a joke. We must find him. Please put it on your various platforms. He can't hide for long. #EndSARS
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Her sister came all the way from France after they’d agreed she won’t be coming 🥹 How do people cry so spontaneously??🥹
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4 years
Sowore wants to be the one that they will be negotiating with. Sorry bro, this movement has no leader. It does not even need one. No "oga", no "follower". We are unanimously in levels, and motives. SARS must end. #EndSarsNow
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4 years
Can everything shut down next week? No work. Nothing. Just protest.
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@NaijaNation South Korean fans after boys obtain their money at Obalende
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@ToyosiGodwin
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4 years
Dear Lagosians, We made a mistake voting Sanwoolu.
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@ToyosiGodwin
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2 years
This made me laugh 😂😂
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One man in my church just gave a testimony that his daughter became a prefect after a “very tough” election. This girl is in primary school o 😭. The way he narrated it, you’d think she ran for presidency. He is the PTA chairman. He told her daughter to add it to her manifesto ✨
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2 years
We will drag Guinea so much, they will ask us "Oguinea?"
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8 months
This Naira Marley must be a terrible person o. Lil Smart, the artiste who left shortly after Mohbad left the record label, revealed that Naira Marley used to release his dogs on his artistes when he’s not pleased with them. That’s crazy. Omo.
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2 years
If you’re dating a good woman, please be good to her. She was good before you met her, don’t let your entry into her life be the beginning of her bad life. If you cannot keep a good woman, let her be. Fix yourself and stop damaging people.
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I will coooook I will cook I will coooook oooo I will cook If I don’t cook They will collect husband from meeeee
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If Hilda Baci had done 96 hours, she’d have had only 89 hours credited to her. (after they deduct the 7 hours). What if they had subtracted 9 hours? Those extra 4 hours saved her. In life, sometimes you have to aspire to perspire the rewire so things won’t Maguire 💯
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Nigerian donated 3.2 million naira to someone they might never meet till they die in less than 4 hours. Four hours. I hope the leaders who planted the seeds of division in our minds are having a chaotic day ❤ #EndSARS
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If my mother uses me as her retirement plans, I am 100% ok with it. 100%.
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@ToyosiGodwin
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4 years
+234 806 666 6103 A SARS official in Calabar is threatening intending protesters via WhatsApp status. Show him love ❤
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In 2002, Nigeria was to host the Miss World Beauty Pageant. A writer for This Day newspaper wrote that the models were so beautiful, that the Prophet Mohammed (SAW) would have married one of them if he was alive. 200 people died in Kaduna. This Day was burned down The writer...
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3 years
Once you get any employment mail, run it by Nairaland! You'll never make a mistake with that site.
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1 year
APC is calling for the arrest of Melaye, Dele Momodu, and Pastor Paul Enenche. They are announcing it right now in the APC presidential campaign council press conference. They are claiming that Labour Party wants to sponsor protests. Wow.
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This HushPuppi news has spoilt a lot for remote workers. Just read of a guy who got turned down by five clients because he is a Nigerian. Maybe that was why the Canadian company rejected me. They thought I was a scammer. Now, I'm scared of applying again. It's a struggle.
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A guy was kidnapped yesterday and his kidnappers requested for one million naira before 3pm, or he’d be dead. After many pleas from his family, the kidnappers agreed to reduce the money to 60k. However, before releasing the guy, they stripped him and recorded him saying he is…
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I’ve been so excited to post these pictures. Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday, Oluwatoyosi 🎉
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2 years
EndSARS, the protest that shook the entire country started on this same Twitter. You people will be talking as if the youths clamoring for Peter Obi are bots. Leave here abeg.
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2 years
Guys... Shey I never enter trouble like this? 😭
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4 years
I am extremely down. From the bottom of my heart, I curse every single person that has a hand in the killing of those peaceful protesters. Your efforts at success will be fruitless. Hophni and Phinehas failed like their father, your children will fail. Ur life will hv no meaning
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4 years
Lmao. I heard something about this #EndSarsProtests from a top Lagos official today. I can't say it because the person didn't even know I was quite popular here. Let me just put it this way: your govt. officials do not give a damn. I am not making this up. They are evil.
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@ToyosiGodwin
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3 years
Dunsin Oyekan released a new album with 16 songs yesterday. Just thought to inform you all. 👌🏾
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3 years
Not one woman is blaming Dangote for being promiscuous. Rather, they are simulating what they'd do if they ever get to date him. The same Nigerian women o. Please, have money.
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I love Gen-z humor 😂💯
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2 years
If Tinubu was our president, no other political party asides the APC will win. He will not allow that to happen. I commend Buhari for not interfering in any elections abeg.
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Craziest part of my NYSC experience? When I use the cabs in this village. You'll be properly dressed for CDS. And then you get into the cab, and the driver is forcing you to sit with a 65-year-old woman holding two extroverted chickens that are doing everything to get to know u.
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PETER OBI FOR 2023!!!!
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3 years
Nigerian youths are doing a whole ass investigation ON TWITTER! BRUHHHHH They are tracking locations, tracking numbers, tracking account details, all under one thread. We really really made a mistake with this our useless president. Because we have really brilliant minds 😔
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Bishop Oyedepo: As the mountains surround… Technical crew in less than 2 seconds: Psalm 125:2 Bro…
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4 years
If Tony Elumelu breaks his neck, he has money to fix it. If I break mine, I will drink agbo to stupor.
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This is Tony elumelu. What is stopping you?
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Bamise's death can happen to anyone. Please, join in the protest for justice. This was not a danfo. Not a street taxi. It was a government-backed bus. Is that not crazy?
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Omo. I just randomly stumbled on my picture with Wizkid shortly after he sang Holla at Your Boy 😂. See how he looked like 😂
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2 years
Guys😭😭😭😭😂
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3 years
Avoid people that have been single for long. They are used to being alone. The concept of thinking and doing for two is always weird to them.
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4 years
Federal university students have not attend classes for almost a year now. Bruhhhh
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2 years
Sex is a very powerful act. People who trivialise it scare me. I can't explain it but that thing is too powerful. Don't do it anyhow, or with just anyone.
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"I will graduate at age 21. Serve at 22. Do my masters at 23. Get a job at 25. Get married at 28. I am strong and I can achieve my dreams!" ASUU:
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Maester Kóòṣò, of the Visual Mysteries.
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Bomboclaat
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Please, don’t vote the APC. Tell everyone around you about the Labour Party. Don’t argue. Just tell them. Don’t vote the APC or any other useless party. All your educated influencers have been paid. I know because I was approached. They are after their pockets. Peter Obi 👍
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Na only Fireboy fit quench this fire 😭
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@ToyosiGodwin
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- If you’re walking in Lagos and someone randomly tells you they like your shoes and starts checking them, hold your pocket tight. They want to steal your phone. - If you’re in a public bus with your seat near the exit, raise alarm if you notice anyone coughing unnecessarily…
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Street orientation??
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The God that did it for Kyrgyzstan, will do it for us in Jesus' name.
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BREAKING: Kyrgyzstan President Sooronbay Jeenbekov has resigned after weeks of protests which called for him to step down. Today's top stories:
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The North is an entirely different world from where I came from. I spent all my life in Lagos, and choosing to spend 11 months of my life in a Northern state for NYSC has to be the bravest decision I have ever taken. Don't come here.
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I hope you guys know that if elections were next year, either the candidate from PDP, or APC would have been at that protest. But there are no elections. They don't need us anymore. We can be killed. Their kids are safe. #EndSarsProtests
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GETTING A REMOTE JOB FROM THE ABROAD: THE BASICS I have some free time now. I can’t promise that this thread will not be lengthy, but I can assure you that it would be valuable. So, please, retweet. Be a contributor to someone’s growth.
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1 year
Full gist on the 300k rent issue. Posted with permission. FEAR WOMEN.
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Hoodlums attack at noon. SARS attacks at night. All because we want justice. #EndSARS
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You're a copywriter. Write a single/mad line to advertise a brand that sells coffin. Let's get creative.
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I was crazily in love with this woman. Gosh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This video really brightened my day. I’m sure it will brighten yours too❤️ 😂. Jovial fathers >>>❤️
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If you’re a remote worker like me, you definitely need constant power supply. I recommend this for those who cannot install a solar panel. This is an amazing external power backup. It can power laptops, phones, routers etc. It’s just 150k.
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I just saw a video of about 20-30 young men singing in igbo language. I did not understand at first till I saw translation. They were seated on the ground singing to "Omega" to "save them from SARS". This happened at Akwuzu. Most of them were killed afterwards. #EndSARS 🕯️
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You guys... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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3 years
Jesus Christ! Ah 😭😭😭😭. You people please be good o. You don't know who will be of help to you😭😭😭.
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My 100L roommate already has babes cooking Premium Spag and meat for him in less than 2 months... I've been on this campus for 4 freaking years 😭😭😭... God when? I like Spag too nau...
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@wheresurhayabro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Everybody is debating whether it is “Amoy” or “Amoys”. You run to your kitchen to pick a side, only to discover that you bought “Amao”
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Last week, she could not boast of 500k Today she’s sending someone 600k Life is CRAZY.
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@Wizarab10 God bless you and keep you, make His face shine upon you and be Gracious to you, God will turn His face towards you and give you lasting Peace. Happy Birthday to One of the best of men🤗, You're amazing and you deserve every good thing life has to offer. Wisdom…
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My mum has woken up every workday at 5am to go to work for 20 flipping years. Did not matter if she was depressed, sad, or angry, or frustrated. It just hit me. What???
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I know they say this a lot, but please, don’t marry someone who doesn’t have anyone they can listen to. It may come off as confidence at first, but it isn’t. There has to be someone who can talk sense into them.
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We've been through a lot as a country.
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Kupe Boys performing at their sold out show in Abuja.
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I don’t mean this to be demeaning, please. Can the second frame be categorized as sexualizing Maduka? If it can’t be, then maybe that term is wrong?
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Before these weirdos start to sexualize Alozie Please note the following: She graduated from Yale University with a bachelor’s degree in Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology.
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"Timini should stop following girls his younger sister's age" Is the mini in Timini a joke to you?😪
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2 years
When Tinubu loses, one of the people I’ll be happy for here is Aproko Doctor. Look at the number of videos he’s done just to tell people to drink water. Imagine the workload when FG orders youths to start eating only Yam, Agbado, and Corn everyday while fighting in Damaturu 😭
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My mother will not die in Jesus' name.
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😂
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What is Nigerian math ??
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The damages exes do to your psyche though. You commit to one person. You’re 100% vulnerable to them, and then one day, they decide to betray you by taking your love for granted. You cry and pretend to move on. But in your new relationship, random acts trigger your insecurities.
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'Keeping my virginity for marriage" might be bants on here but I hope you lots don't go around making virgins feel bad for making a choice. You needn't ask why. You needn't call them 'holier than thou'. They are not better than you. They made a choice. Free. Them.
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Headache reappearing after 5 mins of taking fake Paracetamol
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Babies reacting to lemon is the funniest thing you’ll see today 😂 Last baby >>>
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0803 346 6443 Balogun of Ajuwon. Threatening intending protesters. Show him loooovveeee ❤
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I pity young, hustling guys that are dating young girls and playing the role of their fathers. You pay for data, sanitary pads, Netflix, dates, cab fees... All these with her not showing any sign of responsibility. It's your money, but you're foolish. Two truths can exist 🙏🏾
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Instrumentalists are wicked people. They all knew what was coming 😭😂. Have a great Sunday😂🥰
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Lmaoooooo😭. This video is perfect for a Sunday morning 😂😂
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@Preciousbalogu9 @imoteda Because person call am agba singer?
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3 years
Nobody: Addicted gamblers: Betting no fit leave a nigga...
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1 year
Blocking a major highway to the discomfort of other people because of your religious event is stupid 👀
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1 year
What take about boundaries will put you in this position?
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@ToyosiGodwin
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2 years
I want to try something. If you know any app or website that can teach a skill for free, please state the app and the skill under this tweet. Something like this: French Language - Duolingo. You get? Please, retweet this tweet. I want it to be resourceful. Let's go!!!
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This prank is so foolish 😂😂😂 1/2
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9 months
Layi drops a video and everyone laughs except you 🫵🏾 Sabinus drops a joke and suddenly “we need to sit down as a cOmmUNiTy”🤡 Josh2Funny drops a video and he’s dry👍 It’s not that they aren’t funny. U just find pleasure in being contrarian. U think it’s cool. You’re an idiot🫶
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“The best graduating student of my set - MSc class of 1991 in the University of Ibadan, Usman Oladipo, is languishing as a DGM in one mediocre bank. Although, I’m not better than him…” Vice President Shettima. Such demeaning thing to say about someone who did nothing to you.
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The first death from the #cratechallange has been recorded. We're such a careless, selfish, and unwise generation.
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Whatever the result is today, Obi will become president. This is like the 20th time I’ve said this.
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2 years
Only Tinubu and Moghalu’s people have contacted me. And they have been rejected. Last year, Sanwoolu folks tried contacting me too, declined. My tweets about Peter Obi are completely free. If he ends up not getting the ticket, idk man.
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Her sister was traveling abroad the next day, so she made this video while she was asleep. Almost shed a nigga tear 🥹
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11 months
If you grew up in a church like Foursquare, Deeper Life, MFM, RCCG, there are some things you know not to say on social media. Some things you don’t brag about. Some topic you deliberately avoid. That is if you genuinely went through their Sunday school.
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People are replying all my tweets with #EndSARS E dey sweet me. Keep doing it.
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Woke up to Mark Zuckerberg posting WhatsApp status on my phone as if we went to the same school. You prioritise my privacy, and so?
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Every other month, a new fraudster pretending to be legit is unveiled and people go wow! But last year, Tayo Aina did a YouTube video with a tech bro on how he earns over $100k from tech, and how people can get in. Nigerians, out of jealousy, emailed his employers to sack him.
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3 years
If sapa must be avoided, japa must be activated. - Toyosi, 2021.
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1 year
Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo is Burnaboy’s uncle. Bishop David Oyedepo is KokoZaria’s uncle. Have a great day.
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See, if you’re not in a relationship, invest in friendships. Have gist partners. Get acquaintances. Just do anything to avoid getting addicted to being alone. The moment you get into that zone, anything that comes into your space becomes a stress entity. Your babe. Your pet.…
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