Every guy should have a female friend they call when they want to talk. No emotions attached. Just friendship. It's very nice because those folks tell you naked truths.
I just moved into my own space. I don’t know if you know me, but I have worked hard to make this a reality. Been 100% in charge of my finances since age 20. I just moved into my own space. I paid the rent in full. The apartment of my choice. I can’t contain this excitement. Wow.
1.6 million to anyone who can find this murderer. This is not a joke. We must find him. Please put it on your various platforms. He can't hide for long.
#EndSARS
Sowore wants to be the one that they will be negotiating with. Sorry bro, this movement has no leader. It does not even need one. No "oga", no "follower". We are unanimously in levels, and motives. SARS must end.
#EndSarsNow
One man in my church just gave a testimony that his daughter became a prefect after a “very tough” election. This girl is in primary school o 😭. The way he narrated it, you’d think she ran for presidency. He is the PTA chairman. He told her daughter to add it to her manifesto ✨
This Naira Marley must be a terrible person o. Lil Smart, the artiste who left shortly after Mohbad left the record label, revealed that Naira Marley used to release his dogs on his artistes when he’s not pleased with them. That’s crazy.
Omo.
If you’re dating a good woman, please be good to her. She was good before you met her, don’t let your entry into her life be the beginning of her bad life.
If you cannot keep a good woman, let her be. Fix yourself and stop damaging people.
If Hilda Baci had done 96 hours, she’d have had only 89 hours credited to her. (after they deduct the 7 hours). What if they had subtracted 9 hours?
Those extra 4 hours saved her. In life, sometimes you have to aspire to perspire the rewire so things won’t Maguire 💯
Nigerian donated 3.2 million naira to someone they might never meet till they die in less than 4 hours. Four hours.
I hope the leaders who planted the seeds of division in our minds are having a chaotic day ❤
#EndSARS
In 2002, Nigeria was to host the Miss World Beauty Pageant. A writer for This Day newspaper wrote that the models were so beautiful, that the Prophet Mohammed (SAW) would have married one of them if he was alive. 200 people died in Kaduna. This Day was burned down
The writer...
APC is calling for the arrest of Melaye, Dele Momodu, and Pastor Paul Enenche. They are announcing it right now in the APC presidential campaign council press conference.
They are claiming that Labour Party wants to sponsor protests. Wow.
This HushPuppi news has spoilt a lot for remote workers. Just read of a guy who got turned down by five clients because he is a Nigerian. Maybe that was why the Canadian company rejected me. They thought I was a scammer. Now, I'm scared of applying again. It's a struggle.
A guy was kidnapped yesterday and his kidnappers requested for one million naira before 3pm, or he’d be dead.
After many pleas from his family, the kidnappers agreed to reduce the money to 60k. However, before releasing the guy, they stripped him and recorded him saying he is…
EndSARS, the protest that shook the entire country started on this same Twitter. You people will be talking as if the youths clamoring for Peter Obi are bots. Leave here abeg.
I am extremely down.
From the bottom of my heart, I curse every single person that has a hand in the killing of those peaceful protesters. Your efforts at success will be fruitless. Hophni and Phinehas failed like their father, your children will fail. Ur life will hv no meaning
Lmao. I heard something about this
#EndSarsProtests
from a top Lagos official today. I can't say it because the person didn't even know I was quite popular here. Let me just put it this way: your govt. officials do not give a damn.
I am not making this up. They are evil.
Not one woman is blaming Dangote for being promiscuous. Rather, they are simulating what they'd do if they ever get to date him. The same Nigerian women o.
Please, have money.
If Tinubu was our president, no other political party asides the APC will win. He will not allow that to happen. I commend Buhari for not interfering in any elections abeg.
Craziest part of my NYSC experience? When I use the cabs in this village. You'll be properly dressed for CDS. And then you get into the cab, and the driver is forcing you to sit with a 65-year-old woman holding two extroverted chickens that are doing everything to get to know u.
Nigerian youths are doing a whole ass investigation ON TWITTER! BRUHHHHH
They are tracking locations, tracking numbers, tracking account details, all under one thread.
We really really made a mistake with this our useless president. Because we have really brilliant minds 😔
Bamise's death can happen to anyone. Please, join in the protest for justice. This was not a danfo. Not a street taxi. It was a government-backed bus. Is that not crazy?
Sex is a very powerful act. People who trivialise it scare me. I can't explain it but that thing is too powerful. Don't do it anyhow, or with just anyone.
Please, don’t vote the APC. Tell everyone around you about the Labour Party. Don’t argue. Just tell them. Don’t vote the APC or any other useless party. All your educated influencers have been paid. I know because I was approached. They are after their pockets. Peter Obi 👍
- If you’re walking in Lagos and someone randomly tells you they like your shoes and starts checking them, hold your pocket tight. They want to steal your phone.
- If you’re in a public bus with your seat near the exit, raise alarm if you notice anyone coughing unnecessarily…
The North is an entirely different world from where I came from. I spent all my life in Lagos, and choosing to spend 11 months of my life in a Northern state for NYSC has to be the bravest decision I have ever taken. Don't come here.
I hope you guys know that if elections were next year, either the candidate from PDP, or APC would have been at that protest. But there are no elections. They don't need us anymore. We can be killed. Their kids are safe.
#EndSarsProtests
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If you’re a remote worker like me, you definitely need constant power supply. I recommend this for those who cannot install a solar panel.
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I just saw a video of about 20-30 young men singing in igbo language. I did not understand at first till I saw translation. They were seated on the ground singing to "Omega" to "save them from SARS". This happened at Akwuzu. Most of them were killed afterwards.
#EndSARS
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My 100L roommate already has babes cooking Premium Spag and meat for him in less than 2 months... I've been on this campus for 4 freaking years 😭😭😭... God when? I like Spag too nau...
@Wizarab10
God bless you and keep you, make His face shine upon you and be Gracious to you, God will turn His face towards you and give you lasting Peace.
Happy Birthday to One of the best of men🤗, You're amazing and you deserve every good thing life has to offer.
Wisdom…
My mum has woken up every workday at 5am to go to work for 20 flipping years. Did not matter if she was depressed, sad, or angry, or frustrated. It just hit me. What???
I know they say this a lot, but please, don’t marry someone who doesn’t have anyone they can listen to.
It may come off as confidence at first, but it isn’t. There has to be someone who can talk sense into them.
Before these weirdos start to sexualize Alozie
Please note the following:
She graduated from Yale University with a bachelor’s degree in Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology.
When Tinubu loses, one of the people I’ll be happy for here is Aproko Doctor. Look at the number of videos he’s done just to tell people to drink water.
Imagine the workload when FG orders youths to start eating only Yam, Agbado, and Corn everyday while fighting in Damaturu 😭
The damages exes do to your psyche though. You commit to one person. You’re 100% vulnerable to them, and then one day, they decide to betray you by taking your love for granted.
You cry and pretend to move on. But in your new relationship, random acts trigger your insecurities.
'Keeping my virginity for marriage" might be bants on here but I hope you lots don't go around making virgins feel bad for making a choice. You needn't ask why. You needn't call them 'holier than thou'. They are not better than you. They made a choice. Free. Them.
I pity young, hustling guys that are dating young girls and playing the role of their fathers. You pay for data, sanitary pads, Netflix, dates, cab fees... All these with her not showing any sign of responsibility.
It's your money, but you're foolish. Two truths can exist 🙏🏾
I want to try something. If you know any app or website that can teach a skill for free, please state the app and the skill under this tweet.
Something like this: French Language - Duolingo.
You get? Please, retweet this tweet. I want it to be resourceful.
Let's go!!!
Layi drops a video and everyone laughs except you 🫵🏾
Sabinus drops a joke and suddenly “we need to sit down as a cOmmUNiTy”🤡
Josh2Funny drops a video and he’s dry👍
It’s not that they aren’t funny. U just find pleasure in being contrarian. U think it’s cool. You’re an idiot🫶
“The best graduating student of my set - MSc class of 1991 in the University of Ibadan, Usman Oladipo, is languishing as a DGM in one mediocre bank. Although, I’m not better than him…”
Vice President Shettima.
Such demeaning thing to say about someone who did nothing to you.
Only Tinubu and Moghalu’s people have contacted me. And they have been rejected. Last year, Sanwoolu folks tried contacting me too, declined.
My tweets about Peter Obi are completely free. If he ends up not getting the ticket, idk man.
If you grew up in a church like Foursquare, Deeper Life, MFM, RCCG, there are some things you know not to say on social media. Some things you don’t brag about. Some topic you deliberately avoid. That is if you genuinely went through their Sunday school.
Every other month, a new fraudster pretending to be legit is unveiled and people go wow!
But last year, Tayo Aina did a YouTube video with a tech bro on how he earns over $100k from tech, and how people can get in.
Nigerians, out of jealousy, emailed his employers to sack him.
See, if you’re not in a relationship, invest in friendships. Have gist partners. Get acquaintances. Just do anything to avoid getting addicted to being alone.
The moment you get into that zone, anything that comes into your space becomes a stress entity. Your babe. Your pet.…