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In 2024, don’t carry any shame that’s not yours to carry. Drag everyone and their daddies! Executive Chef @GreyMatterSpace . Chandler @rekojacandle .

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Imoteda

1 month

Pinning this to my profile. Chams is still in court with NIMC and MasterCard. APC and PDP have been coming and going but since they’re the same people no one is attempting to do the right thing.

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Reminder that Chams Plc got the national ID contract, bought equipment, developed technology and formed partnerships Just for NIMC to backstab them, cancel the deal 5 YEARS IN, connive with said partners (MASTERCARD) and take over causing Chams to lose 9.2 BILLION NAIRA

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3 years

Had a job interview today. Interviewer was a woman. She told me my resume was definitely not for the position I applied for and scheduled me for an interview for a more senior role. Good looking out sis!😭

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When I was in beauty school my classmate's dad passed. She came into class one day and had a full melt down cause people kept sending them flowers and the flowers kept dying. We sent her a plant the next day. Just saw on instagram that she still has the plant😭😭 16 yrs later.

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2 years

Even my enemies check to see if I’m still suffering

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I don’t think you’re ready to date if you’re getting upset cause someone didn’t hit you up for 4 days.

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9 months

If you told me that the same man that took two bikes to my fathers house in VGC cause I was craving a bounty would one day be the same man I had to DRAG on the internet to see the child WE were so excited to have, I would have cursed you. Men will switch up and leave you dizzy.

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Having a baby with a bum is one of my greatest fears in this life. The permanence of it is terrifying. I’d choose infertility over it anytime.

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1 year

I hope I find a soft, warm, anchored love this year. I often feel like I’ve never been properly loved romantically. I’d like to experience someone who delights in being mine.

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3 years

Yemi Alade realized that Nigerians would never be her target audience and she has been living her best life since.

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9 months

I’m sorry o but I laughed and screamed and scrome! First off, I can’t believe AGT allowed him to use them for skit. Secondly, I can’t believe this man went to abroad to use the entire audience of AGT to do skit. Thirdly, I can’t believe Americans like the same nonsense we like.

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9 months

Nigerian Comedian, Josh2funny on America’s Got Talent. 😂😂

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5 years

A night of unprotected sex 12 years ago

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5 years

Ronaldo raped a woman. He admitted he raped her. I just want you people to know that. Ronaldo is a rapist.

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9 months

She said “help” men decided she meant money. Cause men literally have nothing to offer other than money. Useless lot

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If you cannot ask the guy you’re sleeping with for help in and out of an emergency you shouldn’t be fucking him.

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2 years

So many people think football players are crazy popular. It’s so weird. Like how can you say a football player is more popular than Beyonce? Then name two football players than even I wouldn’t recognize. Lol

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2 years

I’m petty sure Nigeria isn’t going to get better. Politicians aside, we are just generally not good people.

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7 months

Lol it’s my mummy and daddy!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ This is the love I grew up with at home that made me think it would be easy to find outside 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Zikoko is preparing for #StringsAttached ❤️🫶🏽

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Demola and Titi have been together for 44 years. 🥹❤️ On #ZikokoShips , they tell us what they love about each other and their secret to a long and happy marriage.

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2 months

Small romantic gestures>>>> Big romantic gestures>>>> Anything that’ll have me smiling at my phone like a fool>>>> I saw this and thought you’d like it>>>> A happy bunny.

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1 year

Nigerian restaurants putting dry ice into drinks are gonna fuck around and accidentally kill somebody. The worst part is chances are no one will know what exactly killed them. It’ll just be one of those “he slumped and died” stories.

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2 years

Lmfao! Listen, I admire the bravery of men.

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6 years

Can we please stop giving white peoples points for speaking Yoruba, doing “African” dances and eating amala?! I mean I lived in Canada 10 years and no one retweeted me eating poutine

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The saddest storyline in Queen Charlotte is Brimsby’s.

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2 years

My 14 year old daughter, FOURTEEN, is traveling by herself. Immigration took ALL her money before they let her go. They took money from a fucking 14 year. Didn’t even leave her with 1kobo or 1 thousand naira so she can buy food while she waits. How WICKED!!!! @FAAN_Official

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3 months

Hmmmm, maybe this is why people iron their clothes o.

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5 months

I hope this babe knows I’m not doing all this texting to be her friend. I have enough friends dear, I’m trying to wear matching pajamas by Easter, don’t piss me off please.

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21 days

The Christian church constantly harms women and I’m sick and tired of the nonsense.

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“If you are a lady and you have mood swing whenever you are on your period, your soul is under attack.” — Pastor Jerry Eze.

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7 years

Went on a date with a guy. Got there and homeboy was wearing a ring. I was like "uhmmmm is that a wedding ring?" He goes "oh shit I forgot!"

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1 month

That lil head tap is the most disrespectful thing ever. He wasn’t even trying to inflict damage. I’m crying.

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😂😂😂😂

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10 months

Boundary: I do not want a religious partner and so I will not date any religious people. Control: I do not want a religious partner so I will date a religious person and then ask/force/nag them to stop being religious to accommodate my needs.

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3 months

This Elsa thing is so funny to me. Why are Millennials so afraid to go against the status quo? Everyone is talking about how she should move smarter, not say things directly, play the long game… As in the same things that have allowed abusers thrive???? Lmao

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3 years

Elites not only buying Erica gifts but using the donations to better the lives of people is making me feel so warm and fuzzy inside!

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Gave blood today and the guy beside me noticed my tattoos and said he thought people with tattoos couldn't donate. Myself and the volunteer taking samples gave him a little education but what struck me was that he had been told the ink enters the blood and makes it unuseable!

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3 years

All the Nigerian government does is destroy and tear down. They never build. They only create roadblocks. And when you find a way around them, they study how you did it and figure out how to block you there too. They are not incompetent, they are intelligent and wicked.

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3 years

I just want a soft life. That’s it.

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9 months

You literally cannot predict what will happen with men. You will be looking at your wedding dress wondering whether you’re the one that’s bad vibes and that why you keep being belittled and insulted by someone said you were one of the most intelligent people he knew.

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10 months

I have never let a teenager get comfortable enough talking to me that it would ever get to them asking for sex. So what kinda interactions are you having with teen girls that they get sexual with you???

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People are quick to point out men who take advantage of teenage girls but when are we gonna talk about the fact that these high school kids throw themselves at us? Some even straight up ask us to sleep with them

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My red flag is that I don't feel the need to shower till I'm about to leave my house. I don't understand people who wake up and jump in the shower. And if I don't leave my house then I'm showering only before I go to bed.

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10 months

As a woman, you must do whatever you can, no matter how big or how small, for the other women around you. And when a woman extends a hand of kindness to you, you must take it upon yourself to pay it forward. We are the only ones looking out for ourselves.

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5 months

Single dad with a daughter moves to a small town just in time for Christmas and meets a perpetually single business owner?????? INJECT IT!!!!!!!!!

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7 months

Wait Mohbad's wife agreed to do a DNA test???? Everyone that called for it will die a very miserable death starting with that dirty pig of a fool Martins Vincent Otse (VeryDarkMan). Iya e ma sunkun lori okun e!

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2 years

Most men I’ve been around actually eat three square meals a day. It’s so so fascinating. Like you wake up and they’re asking “you want breakfast?”. 2pm “I’m gonna make lunch. Hungry?” Meanwhile I’ll be with my girls and it’s at 7pm that one of us will go “should we go get food?”

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5 years

Left my house cause the internet told me stores open at 7:30am. The internet lies. But since I'm here and it's Father's Day let me tell you how my dad disowned me when he found out I was pregnant. I was STREZZED!

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3 years

I post jobs on twitter all the time and I know how many responses I get. Posted that I need three people yesterday and I’ve gotten almost 100 emails. People are DESPERATE for jobs. They want to work! Do you know how evil you have to be to use that against them?!!! Fuck!

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1 year

My mother did not prepare me for a lifetime of encountering people who don’t know you wash cups/glasses FIRST with a clean sponge and new soap.

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1 year

The day that I found out that DJ Sose’s face tattoo was fake is the day I lost the last of my innocence 😭🤣

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3 months

@ChiEzrra I don't even know whether to laugh or cry! Sorry about your loss and good on you for keeping that $50 to yourself lol!

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9 months

Anyways, the most important take away from my story is to PLEASE be good parents to your daughters. I broke up with this man about 8 months pregnant damming myself to live as a single mom and my mother was in my apartment with me just steady AS A ROCK! She didn’t try to

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9 months

If you told me that the same man that took two bikes to my fathers house in VGC cause I was craving a bounty would one day be the same man I had to DRAG on the internet to see the child WE were so excited to have, I would have cursed you. Men will switch up and leave you dizzy.

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3 months

We have videos of your president’s wife openly discriminating against Igbo people. GRV will be just fine.

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GRV’s wife has fucked him up. It is going to be an uphill task for him from here. Sigh.

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6 years

Dear Lagos men, Please don’t let people shame you out of moving out of your father’s homes. Even if you can afford it. Live there until they kick you out. Save. Vacation. Buy a decent car. Invest in your retirement. People will not help pay your bills. Love, Imoteda 😘😘

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Visual representation of how the same parents can raise two very different children who are somehow extremely similar b

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Teni and Nini 😍

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5 years

A lady said she was sexually assualted at Davidos concert and one of your fucking uncles wearing suit and tie is asking why she didn't wear "a jean". Because I'm sick and tired of fucking men, here's a thread of weapons women can carry to protect themselves.

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3 years

I hope in life you find real friends, that are there for you through thick and thin, that love all your squiggly bits.

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3 years

My mom told me in my early days of parenting to watch the words I use on Rayne . To Never use abusive words like stupid, dumb, idiot. To never imply that she is her mistakes even if it was repetitive behaviour. So instead of “You’re so lazy” say “You’re being lazy right now”

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Nigerians are actually so stupid sometimes. So you’ve reported Zikoko and their account has been suspended. How has this affected the anonymous politicians daughter????? Bunch of idiots. This is why politicians continue to play us for fools. Because most of us are fools!

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1 year

No but dollar really went from roughly N200 to N765 under APC and you people want to vote them again???? Are you mad????

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2 years

Ghanaians must have the best gods cause Shito is not an earthly creation. I don’t know why they’re dragging jollof rice with Nigerians when they’ve already won the sauce/condiments battle.

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9 months

Ah, man thought I was over this shit but this was actually triggering to type. I mute now.

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9 months

For years being called “stupid” would trigger me into a full screaming meltdown cause the number of times I was told I was stupid while I was pregnant??? Imagine being pregnant and dealing with sciatica and someone is giving you 1 hour lecture cause you prefer Spanish to French.

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Honestly romantic love is nothing, let me repeat, NOTHING, compared to the love between reals friends. I’m so confused as to how we’ve been sold this “happily ever after” story when the real unconditional support comes from friends.

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10 months

Y’all, before you fall in love, spend some time studying the family of that person. Cause Lion no dey born goat. Snake will beget snake. Can’t squeeze juice from a rock.

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5 years

“Nice” men are always the most cruel. You’ll be in therapy trying to articulate exactly how they hurt you but you can’t cause they didn’t beat you or curse you out. Cause you haven’t been taught that emotional abuse is a real thing.

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2 years

Got a refund and an apology from multiple people. The guys at FAAN were very communicative through out the process. I know there's skepticism about the use of CCTV but they did confirm there were 2 officers, my daughter only mentioned 1 to me so I didn't tell them that Thank you!

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Friday, March 18, 2022 Press Release RE: ALLEGATION OF EXTORTION OF PASSENGER AT MMA

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3 years

Because that’s what the market wants. I hate these takes. Cream based foods are not Nigerian. We didn’t grow up eating them and they don’t appeal to our palettes. But we also want to eat things that are different from our daily staples. So what’s wrong with us adapting dishes?

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Lagos: where they put hot pepper in Mac and Cheese and Sea food Alfredo 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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2 years

I am so angry. A child!!!!!!! Why are you stealing money from a child! And you took all of it and didn’t let her call her mother?!!! Whoever was involved, you will die in penury! Your joy will turn to ashes! You will plant seeds and harvest thorns that will tear your flesh!

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The way this woman’s friends have risen like Voltron to defend her is warming my heart. See planning, see support!!!! See love!!!! I’m so thankful she has them! This is the kind of support women need to get out of abusive situations.

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and didn't listen to him refused to exercise and I was fat that I fell. Knew there were people in the room and was just yelling at me anyhow. I was just laying there in pain listening and crying. THe paramedic hung up and asked "You know you're in an abusive relationship right?"

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3 years

I just want to be spoilt please. No stress, no lies, no games, just softness, orgasms, gifts and lots of cuddles.

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10 months

This is a mistake I made in the beginning. I was buying birthday presents, cards, random gifts and saying they were from daddy. When he forgot to call I’ll make excuses that he couldn’t leave work. I created this man she fell in love with that didn’t exist.

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ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Abido Shaker

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While we are on this issue, also stop covering for deadbeat parents. Don't send birthday cards and presents in the name of the absent parent, stop making excuses to the child. I know you want to protect them from feeling abandoned, but it's no use.

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2 years

So much of this life is just luck. Being in the right place at the right time. Sending the right message to the right person. Posting the right picture on the right platform.

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3 years

Okay now that I have my bar under control I’m going to be shamelessly pushing @SignatureLekki ! I’ve never worked this hard on anything. From renovating the entire space, to curating the menu and even hopping behind the bar to create new cocktails. There’s nothing i haven’t done.

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3 years

My parents came to my place of employment for Valentine’s lunch. I love them so much.

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Sooooo what would happen if y'all stopped paying these exorbitant fees for wedding related shit? Like someone says N300,000 for gele tying and you just say no and get your aunty to do it. Cause these things don't make a lick of sense anymore.

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Lmao. I unbuttoned my shirt and was just standing in front of fan with my bra. Not one person batted an eyelid. I made a comment about how I should have worn a finer bra and a stranger was like “abeg Jo!” Lmao Women >>>>>

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Women only event >>>>>>> When heat was catching me. I lifted my top to fan under my breasts well

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2 years

Hey @jackieaina . Please leave #Endsars and everything related to it out of your Nigerian cosplay. It's beyond disrespectful to those we lost and those of us that spent two weeks under the sun protesting for our lives. Thanks and remain blessed.

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I bought my first proper phone for myself in 2022 at the ripe old age of 36 and I nearly cried. Every phone before that has been gotten for me by my parents. I’ve rarely needed to ask. Your parents should be the first ones you go to for needs AND wants no matter how trivial.

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3 years

I think this thing is so funny cause not a single soul expected better from Burna. Like no one is shocked. I feel for the babe sha. At 21 I would have fallen for that shit with a Kunle from Agada. So a star as big as Burna? My dear I would be wailing in the market square.

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1 year

The problem isn’t using dry ice in cocktail, the problem is not informing your customers that the ice needs to sublimate completely (turns back to gas) before drinking. A small chunk of dry ice can cause burns similar to frostbite in your digestive tract.

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5 months

Lover came over yesterday to just be. We barely even talked. He worked, napped and ate then went home. Of all the things I enjoy about people and relationships I enjoy this the absolute most. Just being able to be comfortable around someone with no pressure to fill the silence.

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9 months

My friend was so horrified. I couldn't say anything because what does one say? This was the father of my child and the man I was supposed to marry in December. I sha started planning the break up that day cause enough was enough. Didn't even ask if the baby was okay once.

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3 months

My door was making the most obnoxious noises so I grabbed an old body oil and poured it on my hinges. Now it’s super silent again. Women in construction >>>>>>

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2 years

Didn’t you school outside Nigeria?

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Nigerian artistes that schooled / worked / lived in 🇬🇧/ 🇺🇸 made better music than the ones who were born and raised here 100%. Till today, it’s still the same !

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Me 🤝🏾 entering situations where heartbreak is certain at full speed. The cry I will cry in a few months is waiting for me in front. But for now? We embrace the joy.

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I was with that man for over two years and he never once yelled at me or insulted me till I entered my second trimester. I often wondered if he waited till I couldn’t get an abortion before becoming abusive cause it didn’t make sense. Don’t tell me the life I lived.

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@ebelee_ By slip up, I don't mean imperfections. I mean abusive signs, for a man to have gotten to the point of yelling & calling a woman stupid during her pregnancy, he must have been yelling & calling her names way before...even "playfully" that's what I mean by overlooking slip-ups

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5 years

I hate seeing "what if said rapist commits suicide" You know who tried to commit suicide. Me. After I was raped. And spent a full week in a fucking psych ward being talked down to by doctors and nurses while my parents and family nearly died with grief and worry. Let him die!

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2 years

I like gifts a whole lot. Like tiny things, medium sized things and big things. Casual “just cause I thought you might like this” gifts and serious “I planned for three months to get you this” gifts. Thinking of someone and buying them a thing is such an expression of love.

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3 years

I think the way a person reacts to hurting you is sometimes often more important than what they did to hurt you.

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8 months

Murder is so insane to me. Who the fuck do you think you are to take something you cannot give?!

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2 years

Man. Being with people who genuinely like you is hella nice. Whether it’s friendship, dating or just fuck buddies. I hope we all find people who truly enjoy us.

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5 months

I no longer feel bad for women married to certain men. That Solomon Buchis wife???? She had fiftyleven chances to not marry him but somehow she did

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God abeg!!!!! What kind of horrible past life did I live to be cursed with Nigerian citizenship?????

@officialEFCC

EFCC Nigeria

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Say No To Abuse of the Naira If preaching will not send the message, conviction will. #EFCCNigeria #SayNoToAbuseoftheNaira

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