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Dating expert 💕 Lover of Pop Culture | email: oloni @wmeagency .com - ORDER MY DEBUT BOOK ‘THE BIG O’ 👇🏿 OUT NOW. Link in bio @LaidBarePodcast

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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
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Hey guys :-) my sister just launched Alafia box. A wellness box for those who are diabetic. If you know someone who has diabetes tell them to check it out! 💕
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
5 years
How are men allowed to be this useless?
@k0DWo
nana kodwo
5 years
Yup! Father's day has been cancelled for 2019! #WorldsBestDad 🤣
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@Oloni
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Sleepovers
@KaraboNtshweng
Karabo Ntshweng
8 months
What were your parents 100% right about? Didn’t feel like it then, but you see it now.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
4 years
A protector. A fucking man.
@heatedysl
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Prince Harry said what he said and I’m here to remind you. Period.
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@Oloni
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4 years
She should have to go to prison for this.
@bttv_studios
BTTV
4 years
Hotel cleaner who stole millionaire’s sperm from a used condom won child support battle
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
2 years
I’ve never heard such a bastard logic in my entire life
@GQMagazine
GQ Magazine
2 years
"Hi, @1future . Do you want more kids?" —Julia Fox
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@Oloni
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10 months
“He was my husband before he was your father” is giving mental health problems, I’m sorry.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
9 months
What about her looks elegant is my question
@bambied_
𐙚 bambi
9 months
oh this is just anti black
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@Oloni
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3 years
I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again
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@Oloni
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5 years
I pray no one else experiences this behaviour from a mother.
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@Oloni
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4 years
Getting your vagina ate is the bare minimum but straight men on here will act like it’s a sexual act saved for their wives loooool please stop fucking these guys, you deserve better. Especially if you enjoy head.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
9 months
This is how married famous men should take photos with fans thanks!
@AjaneeOfficial
Ajanee
9 months
Oh Yeaa this happened 🥹 he was so respectful he stood 2 feet away from me but I was just blessed to get a photo haha @idriselba Thank youuu!!
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 months
You had to be there bby & you clearly weren’t!
@CHRYS4LIS_
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3 months
the stylist hated her oh my god
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@Oloni
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1 year
I can’t believe men do this every week. Chai i dont want to feel like this ever again
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
8 months
Genuine question how many toes per side?
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@Oloni
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2 years
My bfs birthday soon i dont know what to get a man who already has me.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
I’m getting a bike
@Nye_Ton
FERNANDA TORRES NO SERGINHO GROISMAN
3 years
Andem de bicicleta!
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
4 months
Non-Nigerians not understanding the culture of our clothes for trad weddings. She looks like a beautiful classic yoruba bride. Pls mind your own!!!
@nosipho_kamcusi
Nosipho 🦋
4 months
Why did they eat up the bride like this???😭😭😭😭
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
Guys I’m being mocked by my friends cus i said “offy” for off license. Lmao They said they’ve never heard it before. People from the UK have you heard the term?
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
11 months
Where was she when Emma Watson fell for a beast who kept her locked away as a prisoner??
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
11 months
Paloma Faith slams new live-action ‘Little Mermaid’ movie: “I don’t want my kids to think it’s ok to give up your entire voice and your powers to love man. WTF is this sh*t?”
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@Oloni
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4 years
You people can liee
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
13 days
Your first heartbreak in your 30s sounds like hell.
@Miyarbro_
Mia🖤
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If I had a daughter I would strongly encourage her to avoid getting into a relationship in her teens and early 20s. There is nothing a relationship can serve you during those years. Live your life and focus on your future !
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
9 months
If you cannot ask the guy you’re sleeping with for help in and out of an emergency you shouldn’t be fucking him.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
1 year
I gotta get this off my chest. A lot of men are not good in bed.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
1 year
This is so disgusting. People are talking about her outfit when two men are physically assaulting her.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
8 months
Not you gate keeping ice cream
@TheF00dBae
thefoodbae
8 months
This is lovely stuff
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
8 months
“ you’re going to get me in trouble”
@JayNoir_
JayR 🥷🏽
8 months
Flirt like a married man. Go 😭
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
2 years
The guy holding her is the leader of their batch
@steveabbey_
Thanos Papa
2 years
Somebody explain to me what is going on here 🤔
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@Oloni
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2 years
How can you say help 🫠😂
@xhane2x
I’m Probably Drunk Rn
2 years
@RRtize Its right here
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@Oloni
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1 year
I mean Beyonce’s Deja vu wasn’t out then either chile but they danced to it.
@HottyCouture
Dr. Kimberly Chrisman-Campbell
1 year
That is QUEEN VICTORIA. Specifically, her coronation portrait by Sir George Hayter. Her coronation was in 1838, 20 years after Charlotte DIED.
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@Oloni
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One thing I can’t stand in friendship is when you bring something to someone’s attention and instead of apologising they bring up something you didn’t know they were secretly mad about to justify their behaviour. I just be thinking, do you realise how wicked you sound rn???
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@Oloni
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3 years
I don’t blame Iggy. You don’t wanna give my son a Christmas, you won’t know peace either
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
5 years
Please hire black writers. White people write about our hair like it’s a science project.
@gabyxrielle
gab
5 years
LOOOOOLLL 🤣🤣
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
You ever think about the men who said they liked you before and suddenly realised they actually really hated you
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
2 years
Tristan Thompson cheated AGAIN & knocked someone else up…💀
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@Oloni
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4 years
Cardi is showing us that there is nothing wrong with giving the man you love another chance, but there is a limit to her loyalty and love and she will bounce.
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@Oloni
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4 years
“It’s fucking hard to respect you when you allow me to cheat on you”
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@Oloni
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3 years
When did you realise he hated you??
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@Oloni
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3 years
I told my dad he can’t take criticism & he goes… lmaoo
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
2 years
Big brother couldn’t script this if they tried. Best storyline on British reality tv.
@OnlyZans
OnlyZans 🇯🇲
2 years
Today marks six years since the best bit of British reality TV aired. David is dead.
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@Oloni
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7 months
I’m honestly way too shallow.
@un0themones
Cost of living crisis
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@Oloni
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NAAAAHHHHHHHH LEANNE HAS TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. SIS SAID “I DONT WANT HIM TO TOUCH ME” she cant even fake it for 50k im crying😂😂😂😂 #LoveIsland
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
7 months
The finest milk.
@adaenechi
ada enechi
7 months
I need David to buzz his hair off again right now
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
Kendall Jenner they are asking for the pepsi!!
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
13 days
Being in the biggest girl group ever, owning a luxury brand, beautiful family & being married to one of world’s hottest men. Victoria Beckham won at life.
@notgwendalupe
popculture
13 days
the spice girls reunion at posh's 50th birthday (recorded by david beckham)
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@Oloni
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2 years
Toxic relationships are the worst because you start behaving like someone you don’t even recognise. Your self esteem no longer exists and your mental health starts to decline. Please get out. It never gets better.
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@Oloni
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4 years
I did not spend 2k to call it ordinary laptop. You must hear that you & me are different.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
11 months
At some point you have to grow up and understand that being told to be a “good woman” is just a way to police us, be yourself. Good girl no pay.
@un0themones
Cost of living crisis
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Single life is killing some people
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@Oloni
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Im still beating your ass idc
Nope I'd knock his pedophile ass out. IDGAF what the shirt says. Shits creepy & disgusting
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@Oloni
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My sister saw Ryan Gosling last night at the Barbie premiere and started screeching. I told her to act like she’s been here before. Then she said I’ve never been here before and you know what? Fair enough.
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@Oloni
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3 years
Faye is kicking herself inside.. she’s deflecting out of shock. #LoveIsland
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@Oloni
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1 year
If my fiancée tries this on our wedding day I think my dad would flog us both jk😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Oloni
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1 year
She’s the moment. #Bridgerton
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@Oloni
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2 years
My bf put 4 portable chargers in 4 of my handbags. All fully charged too. lmao God y did you hide this man from me for so long??
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
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Genuinely like seeing young men be comfortable in their sexuality sm that they can just be silly with each other like women do 🤷🏾‍♀️
@YSLONIKA
welp.
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Jaden smith and Justin bieber… whats going on ?!? 😭
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@Oloni
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Okay, but would it not be healthier to tell Keke instead of bringing the drama to twitter? Also being the father of her kid doesn’t mean you get to dictate her agency. She’s still her own person.
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@Oloni
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Nah guys i need y’all to wake up and witness this dirty liar. He’s wanted for rape in America so faked his death then moved to Scotland and goes by Arthur Knight. His fingerprint he refused to give at first matches with his American identity.
@Doug_Tilley
Boner Vivant
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This entire story is so wild () but this is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen.
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@Oloni
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Getting pregnant for a dude is just risky business. You will not know his true colours till he knows you are with child. I don’t make the rules, I’ve just seen it.
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@Oloni
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Women physically abusing men is more common than we know. So glad she was convicted.
@bbcthree
BBC Three
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"When the police found me, I was told I was 10 days away from death." Alex was mentally and physically abused by his girlfriend Jordan over a three year period.
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@Oloni
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Kim is not leaving that man
@fr0ntstep
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kim kardashian #MetGala
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@Oloni
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They had no idea.
@PopCulture2000s
2000s
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behind the scenes of mean girls, 2003.
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@Oloni
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11 months
Do you know what makes Beyoncé extraordinary? She’s not only focusing on singing and dancing LIVE for two hours on this tour. She also has to follow the camera for certain shots on the big screen. It’s like a live music video. Whew 🔥
@arthfobic
ᴀʀᴛʜ
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the cinematography & camerawork at the RWT is INSANE. Beyoncé definitely needs to give us a documentary
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@Oloni
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2 years
Asap the luckiest m’fucka on this planet. He gets to say the mother of his first child is our icon, Robyn Fenty!
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
Faye starts pub fights.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
LADIES & LADIES only! I want you to DM me the craziest story of what TRULY happened when you text him apologising for falling asleep. Were you on a date? Were you with a person you told your partner not to worry about? Cheating or sleeping with someone else?!? DM ME!
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@Oloni
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2 years
Why wont men admit when they’re fallin asleep???
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
5 years
Because he’s married.
@mookTHEmonster
morg
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girls y'all ever go into a guy's house and he has tampons, pads, curling irons, toothbrushes, etc? I feel mad weird.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
4 years
How much are these ugly half siblings being paid?!
@MonroweM
Mon
4 years
Meghan Markle’s family are absolutely disgusting and it is not a wonder she wants nothing to do with them. This is awful and clearly driven by money!
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@Oloni
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3 years
“You see a bonnet, I see the helmet of salvation”
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
1 year
If i scream.
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@GMB
Good Morning Britain
1 year
'Why should we split it when I'm not spending that amount of money!' 'Get yourself some better friends!' Dealing with splitting the bill can be problematic! Is it better to keep money and friendships separate?
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
I love calm guys see how he even hugged her because of that misunderstanding 😢😢 #LoveIsland
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
5 years
Okay, but you lot put a mug of water in a microwave to make tea. Buy a kettle.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
What do you even call this type of racism
@clairlemon
Claire Lehmann
3 years
Not sure whether the nails are real or fake, but in case you didn’t know very strong nails & hair can be a side effect of steroid use.
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@Oloni
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7 months
29 seconds.
@Ultra_Marx
Marx
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SkeeYee! 🏈😍🤤
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
4 years
Nella thank you for sharing this. It’s disgusting and so unethical for these companies to approach young women like this. It would never happen to a guy because it shouldn’t. You’re stunning and so many young girls love you because of everything YOU represent. Never change.
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@Oloni
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Met online at 16 and became extremely good friends. We used to fall asleep on Skype together. We reconnected again then he asked me to be his girlfriend 2 years ago. Now we engaged. 🥺❤️💍
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@inaribriana
Inari NOT Briana .
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Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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@Oloni
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4 years
Cardi B’s Invasion of privacy >>
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
1 year
He aint special we all stare at her like that.
@RecordingAcad
Recording Academy / GRAMMYs
1 year
Get yourself someone who looks at you like #JayZ looks at @Beyonce . ❤️ #GRAMMYs
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@hlengiwebila1
Hlengiwe Bila
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Show me a picture where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment.
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@Oloni
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3 years
My boyfriend really raised the bar. I’m never going back to unserious/ struggle love.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
I’m so disappointed in Faye and now I never want Teddy to be with her. #LoveIsland
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
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My sister and i often talk about the micro aggression we faced as kids and how we didn’t clock things till we were much older. I must have said “damn wish i knew this i’d have checked it” she replied “nope. Ignorance is bliss. You would have hated life more if you were awake to…
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
To the people that said “Valentine’s Day is every day” what did you get your partner today then??
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
9 months
Our winners. 💞 #loveIsland
@LoveIsland
Love Island
9 months
Congrats to Whitney and Lochan who finish their #LoveIsland journey in second place! 🥰
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3 years
Faye & Teddy are winning this. They deserve it too. I really do think this has been a true development course for the both of them #LoveIsland
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
6 years
Ladies! I want you to text your crush “Are you seeing anyone?” IF they respond “No” reply.. “Okay, well you're seeing me now” Screen shot and show me their response after, by replying to this tweet.
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OLONI BABY 🤠
4 years
Im crying hermes are really that trash
@Pandamoanimum
Amanda
4 years
For anyone who has ever missed a parcel delivery. This is spot on (and hilarious)
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 months
Can we agree that an 11am check out is barbaric.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
5 years
Nicki Minaj has been at the top of her game for way too long to not have had a Grammy. I don’t know what white man from the boards she pissed off.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
4 years
Where the baby at?
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
"A lot of people are going to change their behaviour." Professor Robert Kelly tells Sky News he thinks South Korea will keep the #coronavirus outbreak under control, after the country reported more than 160 new cases. Get the latest on #COVID19 here:
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
3 years
I hate that when I say Nicki Minaj should’ve been given a Grammy a long time ago the response from some is, what/when should she have won a Grammy for?! Based off the standard they are awarding *some* artists today Nicki should have over 10 to her name.
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
2 years
The Ciara prayer guys finally ❤️
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
2 years
My bf got me a necklace that has a piece of the moon. 🥲
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