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Sam Otigba

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2 years

The most chaotic thread on Twitter rn! Never leaving this app! 😂😭

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

Elon Musk’s Twitter remains undefeated. 😂😭

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

…Part 2

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Sam Otigba

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1 year

@DailyLoud Not All Heroes Wear Capes, but some wear Hijabs.

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

People rarely share their struggles online, esp. in marriage. This thread is inspiring. 👏🏿 1/4

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Sam Otigba

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1 year

@fasc1nate Cause of death: too much cheddar.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

We need a Davido, Big Wiz and Burna collab this 2022. 🕯🤲🏿

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

The only way I want people to know I have money is when they see my wife.

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Sam Otigba

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9 months

Day 1 dating Married & Dating

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With 2 pictures, Define GROWTH

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

To our 100k followers! Thank you ❤️

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

@DailyLoud Can you connect the gun to your Spotify account, so you can pick the right music with the right tempo while going ham.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Moses Simon dey dribble everybody. He cut players, cut keeper, even cut referee join. A comrade.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

How old were you when you found out that Rolex is a non-profit/charity organization.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

If Wizkid is still your winner regardless, RT this.

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Sam Otigba

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1 year

This!! Unethical life hacks. 😭😂

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1 year

Quote this tweet with a funny meme or video that makes you laugh when you’re sad.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

4 years

Taking my girl out on a dinner date at restauranté du protest.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

When you ask God for a sign & he shows you 😂. Don’t say anything when you see it, just RT.

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Sam Otigba

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4 years

We both cook. We both eat. When we can’t, We both eat out.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

4 years

Looking for someone I can trust to manage my food factory in Kaduna. Good pay with health insurance. You can steal cause I know you will & I can’t control it, but keep the thieving within 5-10% of the total net profit & we are good. Pls Dm if interested.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Most people don’t want a better Nigeria, they just want a Nigeria that benefits them.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

If you know any tailor who was affected by the lockdown & needs a job, pls send their contact to my DM. I’ll will employ all of them. I need 200 Tailors in total. Location: Lekki Phase 1. RT.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

5 months

Iyaloja of cocomelon

LUCIANA of AKWAIBOM

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5 months

She ate this look…❤️

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Sam Otigba

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1 year

This is inspiring! Goals abeg. 👏🏿

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

I’m currently in Lebanon, you need to see what inflation & bankruptcy has done to the people. There are 6 different black market rates for their currency. People who worked hard all their lives to earn an honest living, woke up one day & their money in the bank was worth nothing.

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Sam Otigba

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9 months

Love this video so much. Baba has seen shege. 😂😭

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Will be posting 100 job vacancies for developers today. All remote jobs. The pay starts from N200K- N1.2M/month, depending on your skill levels/experience. If it’s something you are interested in. Turn post notification on.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

“I am fine” Someone who is going through a lot but don’t like asking for help.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

@DailyLoud They should have sent Dominic Toretto to deliver the cars. Family is everything.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

6 months

Hey, My wife sent this post to me, she encouraged me to share my struggles, how i overcame them & my own unique way of keeping it at bay. Hope you get to see this & i pray this helps you. A long thread 🧵 but a worthy read. 1/10

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Any expert on this case, please advise.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

4 years

6 things I learnt having & not having: 1 Good food isn’t expensive 2 If you decide to travel, you’ll travel 3 Owning a car isn’t a necessity 4 Making money is easy in the right circle 5 You don’t need many friends to be happy 6 Ambition & contentment are not mutually exclusive.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

Money is a necessary tool for a happy marriage.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

TL Asleep? I fell in love with a bad bitch once, as a church boy, I sharply tried to win her over to Jesus, but by the time she was done, na me dem convert. I’ll wake up every morning, look up to heaven, sigh & resume constant 24/7 mekwe. Didn’t go to church for 2yrs straight. 😩

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Dear men, normalise allowing your close friends date your sisters. Thank you. 👀

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

I don’t know who needs to see this, employing underage kids as Houseboys & House girls in Nigeria, is a form of slavery.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

It hasn’t hit the cinemas yet but I know my future self watching this is already screaming “hell no”. 😂😭

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1 year

What was the moment Fast and the Furious abandoned reality? I was trying to think of the exact point.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

Soft life + Minimalism = goals 👏🏿

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Whatever Sylvester said about the bullying on his dying bed, with his last breathe, is TRUE.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

Once this woman starts spending her money she’ll bring out phone calculator but if it is mine it is “we are outside”. 😂😂😂

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

9 months

Olu Jacobs is he. The poise, the rendition, the quality. Top notch.👌🏾

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

4 years

Had PTSD watching that young man get body shamed. If you have never felt like you socially don’t belong, not sexually wanted, bullied/picked on because of your frail physical structure inherited from birth, you’ll never understand. That was me growing up. Body dysmorphia is real.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

You owe it to your children to introduce them first, to great style, good books & beautiful music.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Christian universities & born again secondary schools everywhere but there is no Christ in there, not even the fruit of the spirit. Just morning devotions & Wickedness in high places.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

CBN dipping their hands into people’s bank accounts & taking N50 from every credit alert above N10k simply because they are broke, is still the funniest thing I have learnt today. Institutionalised yahoo yahoo.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

9 months

How old were you when you found out that Koreans lack the gene that produces body odour.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Maybe another 4 years of extreme hardship might be what is needed to break this stronghold tribalism & religion has on Nigeria. Can’t believe we are still trying to convince people that are going through it, to do the right thing.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

The uproar from Africans in Africa about the double standard punishment meted on Kurt Zouma won’t move Adidas one bit because they will not lose money here, not even a single flagship store anywhere in Africa, they know it will end on the trend table.

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

Now that Lekki Tollgate isn’t functional, it is so obvious that it was a major cause of traffic.

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

4/4

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Sam Otigba

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1 year

The craziest thing on Elon’s Internet today!

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Sam Otigba

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1 year

Most heartbreaking thread on Twitter rn. 😔

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Sam Otigba

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11 months

This is how you should argue on Twitter. Love it. 👏🏿

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

Omoooo today is wild. We caught 2 men that came into our estate claiming to be EFCC officials, with fake EFCC ids & accompanied with Mopol, trying to extort money from a resident. One of the fake officers tried escaping by jumping from a 4 storey but fell into the electric fence.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

A hack you didn’t know you needed! Bookmark it. 😎

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

There’s something fundamentally wrong with our parents generation. I don’t know what it is, but it is there.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

Aproko Doctor looking at Jesus as he turns water into wine.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

What is the most unintelligent lie a partner has ever told you in a relationship?

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

The goal is to go back home everyday to your favourite person in the world.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Ladies: what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

I don’t want my wife to be too strong, I want her soft, boujee & rich.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

Of all the important character traits when choosing a partner, kindness is still top tier.

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

He spoils her, She spoils him. The only acceptable energy in any relationship.

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

Nobody Short women at bank counters:

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

“No wahala” Someone who has a lot to say but doesn’t like confrontation.

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

My wife saying anytime she’s down I should just give her money, even if she won’t spend it immediately, it will uplift her spirit, is a mood forever.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

10 months

@shannonsharpeee Time to scrap this whole tipping system & pack it up because it has fully tilted into something ugly: a vicious sense of entitlement.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

“Have you eaten” Someone that has no intention of buying you food.

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Sam Otigba

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4 years

I don’t know about you but I’m fired up. For the first time ever, I’m interested in Nigeria. One vital lesson I took from the #ENDSARS peaceful protest is that: if we come together as one, with a singular purpose, anything we set our minds on, we will achieve it. 2023 go hear am.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

Doings: Japa edition! 💪🏾💰

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

2face’s genes ate & left no crumbs for Annie.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

Lack of discipline will hurt you more than the absence of talent or skills.

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Sam Otigba

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2 years

Urgent: avoid Osborne road, Ikoyi. There is an active robbery going on there rn!

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

9 months

Happy 60th Birthday to my beautiful mum. The woman who fought cancer & won. ❤️

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Sam Otigba

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4 years

Had a conversation this weekend with a friend who built a successful tech company from ground up. I was there when he started with nothing, fell out with his dad, got disowned & now has over 100+ staff, a patent & $50M+ worth of assets. In the moment he said “We are privileged”.

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Sam Otigba

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3 years

This is the crazies thread I have ever seen in my life. This woman gave a shoutout on Facebook to all her lovers, during Vals. Wild 😳

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

Being in a relationship with someone on the same joke wavelength as you, is a blessing.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

Found out that some people I call ‘friend’ ‘brother’, shared private moments with (birthdays), opened up to, invited each other into our homes, ate with family, done business and made money, prayed together; detest & hate me in reality because I’m Igbo. It is sad & very painful.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

My bro @davidotigba graduated from his Masters with a distinction. So proud of him! Pls help me congratulate him. 🙏🏿

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

4 years

Summary of the Presidential speech: “If they born you people well, make una comot again.”

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Sam Otigba

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8 months

Layi has not made any skit since the one where the law was trapped in fantastic land. He has not come out since then.

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Sam Otigba

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3 months

Things I ate this week too: 😋

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

I’ve begged this woman to let me go for Davido’s timeless concert today after my surgery yesterday. Of course you know the answer 😭. I requested for this song while anaesthesia was still kicking my ass after the successful surgery. I love this song. 😂😭

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

We need a lovers concert. Chike, Ric Hassani, Johnny Drille. Who else should be on this list?

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

Gentle reminder: God will bring random strangers your way, to open doors & come through for you in the moments where expected channels fail you.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

4 years

I love all my brothers & sisters from every tribe in Nigeria. I see you, I hear you & I value you. Pass this around. Don’t let them divide us. We are all one.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

Most Nigerians don’t want Nigeria to work, they just want their own turn to chop.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

One of the weirdest things i still can’t wrap my head around is grown adults calling their pastors, daddy.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

From your tweet to God’s ears. What do you want? Tweet it now.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

I’m not a religious person but you see corporate Nigeria, not everyone on suit & tie is normal. There are people that carry their fetish to work and use it. Just make sure your prayer life & relationship with God is intact daily before entering the office, if not you’ll collect.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

2 years

A friend is relocating abroad & they want to sell everything they own at a giveaway price, including their cars. Will be posting all the items here soon.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

If you don’t have N2,100 in your account, you have no business whatsoever going to see a man. Go and hustle.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

Omo my guy left Lagos to Abuja & never came back. Literally sold all his belongings in Lagos from there. Now his hairline is back, beard connecting & he can’t stop smiling in all his pics. Lagos almost ran him mad. 😂

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

Marrying a kind person with a foundation rooted in genuine love, is the ultimate levelling up.

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Sam Otigba

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1 year

@DailyLoud Inside Burj Khalifa.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

When you are broke, everything seems linear, your taste in things are simple & sometimes that creates a false sense of modesty. Having money opens you up to a world of choices & gives you access to options you thought you never had, where your core values will be tested daily.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 years

How it started. How it’s going.

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

For my japa people, describe the shege you saw making international payments with Nigerian banks?

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Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

3 months

Before moving into a new apartment in Lagos, ask about the electricity band specific to your location. 5 types of Bands: •Band A: 20hrs of power & above daily. •Band B: 16hrs & above daily. •Band C: 12hrs & above. •Band D: 8hrs & above. •Band E: 4hrs & above but below 8hrs.

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Someone is about to rent an apartment, ,leave an important advice for them..

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Sam Otigba

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“We have a wedding to plan” Someone who has no intention of contributing shi shi but genuinely happy for your engagement.

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