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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

5 months

‘I’m not @abeniskitchen ’ 🤣

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

Friends that enable your foolishness >>>

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@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

Kill them all please. Every single one of them

General Classic ✳️

@owolabiclassic

10 months

Six boys have allegedly gang-raped a 19-year-old girl in Anam, a community in Anambra West Local Government Area of Anambra State. The six suspects are between the ages of 16 and 27 years old. One suspect reportedly filmed the rape of the victim while it lasted.

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1 year

I love that davido and chioma are in his dads house and they’re not allowing any 30BG anybody in. Make everybody dey their dey first please. Make everybody just get out

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@TheHabaneroChef

6 years

I got home yesterday and found my mom and my child like

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@TheHabaneroChef

3 years

My toddler is crying because he wants to be driven to school in a red car, my car is black. How is your day going?

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Just like you won’t see a Nigerian sunbathing but oyinbo will spread themselves under sun like cloth in ikoyi. Rest

Sultan of Abuja🙏

@realsultanoa

1 year

You hardly see oyibo snap in snow, but you see those japa people, they disgrace. You

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

3 months

You know when people say they can’t afford their taste in fashion, that was definitely Asake before the money.

𝑺 𝑵 𝑬 𝑯 ➐

@SnehQueenBee

3 months

Asake 📸

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@TheHabaneroChef

3 months

Lmaoooo I understood every word she didn’t say

Big Temms✨

@temiladejobi

3 months

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

11 months

I hope Hilda throws a celebratory party and wears the most scandalous outfit so you can all choke

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

2 months

When you lose your own parents and sibling at once you can greet people anyhow you like at the funeral.

Sadiq Jibrin Gadah 🇳🇬

@sadiqsolar

2 months

Same Man, different regard. Whoever that girl is,she lacks proper home training. You don't shake a person old enough to be your father while seating down.

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

2 months

@_afuaaa There’s something strange about this union

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Love how this babe focused on the people that love and fuck with her music and ignored the hell out of everyone else. Love it for her

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@Ogagus

1 year

Press wouldn't tell you that Yemi Alade just shut down L'Olympia in Paris. Historic!!!

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

3 months

I hate when you guys do this. Those boys tried ffs They got silver and that’s ok, you win some you lose some

Santi™

@ThePeakSanti

3 months

Nigerians has bullied Iwobi till he deleted every pictures on his Instagram... Those that chose not to represent us were right after all.. Sore losers!!

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@TheHabaneroChef

3 months

God please blow the trumpet. I prefer rapture. 😭

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Came back to where? This is why I say you must hold a funeral, so when he comes back everybody in the area will scream ‘akudaya’

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@TheHabaneroChef

5 months

Omo e choke o! Titus dey do advert

Titus

@Titussardinesng

5 months

Have you ever added Titus sardines to your salad? 🙈 It tastes super delish! Start your week with a Titus Sardine rich salad and thank us later! 😉 #TitusSardines

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

‘I suffered so you must suffer too’ is a weird mentality to have. It’s witchcraft

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@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

I blame asake for this pregnancy 😭 His concert didn’t hold so I went home to drink with man 😭😭😭😭

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Did they use sandpaper on your head? 😭

Senator Dino Melaye. (SDM)

@_dinomelaye

1 year

Yes l can fix Kogi

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

No be Awon ‘aiinnn say Shiiii we aiinnn say shiiii’ 😭

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@TheSabiRadio

1 year

Tony Elumelu and his family get ready for his birthday

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

The Yoruba movie industry is filled with senseless people, old and young

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@GistReel

1 year

The people who named you Gbadebo made a mistake - Actress Remi Surutu says

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

What’s the meaning of ‘he was born out of wedlock?’ to discredit a gubernatorial candidate!!! That’s so RAZZZZZZZZZ. APC is razzzzzzzzzzz Because it’s not like their oga’s son is from his wife o 😭

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

9 months

No big brother naija is the besttttt. May BBT never happen again God abeg

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Mehn under Jide Sanwolu’s government a girl was kidnapped, raped and killed in a BRT bus… Have the perpetrators been brought to justice?

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Disclaimer : don’t try this with a Nigerian man, if e say make you go, dey go oh.

♥♡Ms LaSh ♥♡

@ONeNaMillion22

1 year

: Shonda knew rent was DUEEEEE “my heart calls your name “ 🥰🥰 #QueenCharlotte

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

She said she doesn’t want to be told she looks like a man. You people should rest! This is bullying

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

If you mistakenly drink red wine while you’re ovulating you’re finished

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@sa_vvy_

1 year

Ovulation horniness is the emperor and conqueror. You automatically stop thinking with your head and start thinking with your coochie😭

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

7 months

If Mohbad put his properties in his wife’s name he has his reasons for doing that. Probably because he knew the leeches in his family will try to come for everything. Also when they were beating him up and down who do you think was nursing his wounds? His dad?

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

3 years

You people should be telling us when these people are coming abroad so we can disgrace them

TheCable

@thecableng

3 years

JUST IN: Malami orders prosecution of Twitter ban violators | TheCable #TwitterSuspendedinNigeria

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@TheHabaneroChef

11 months

🤣🤣🤣 the way you people encourage mediocrity because you want to support the underdog is amazing. That’s why Nigeria cannot prosper, no be curse

Ekiti trends

@ekititrends

11 months

Chef Dammy set to be invited for a 2-weeks cooking tour in the United States to be sponsored by a philanthropist Dr. Ayodeji Arojo. @dammypas

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

2 years

I just learnt that most churches won’t do baby dedication if they parents aren’t married and I wonder, should they dedicate their baby to Satan because they’re not married? I think the church has an institution has lost sight of why the church was created.

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

I can’t believe how funny Nigerians are bruh 😂😂

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@TheHabaneroChef

2 years

Sex when you’re both wearing mufti

High-Functioning Hot Mess

@FatGirlwithin_

2 years

What is casual sex???

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

7 months

Me that gave birth, got discharged, everything was okay, next day I was back on admission with a BP of 229 abi 239 can’t even remember. They drained 6 liters of water from my body in less than 24 hours. Wo pregnancy and childbirth is literally life threatening forget.

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@TheHabaneroChef

7 months

None of them took photos with naira marley and Sam Larry, only sanwolu. You will never find my GOATS in the company of riffraffs

YabaLeftOnline

@yabaleftonline

7 months

“Sanwo-Olu is working to get Justice for Mohbad on Naira Marley. Where is Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour and Peter Obi now that Mohbad needs them? - Reno Omokri”

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

🤣🤣🤣🤣 why is Jamal stressing his mummy? You send your kids to school with your hard earned money and they start schooling you

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Lmaooo ugly men are not loyal o. Bagging you will give them mad audacity and boost their ego.

BEST PERFUME PLUG 🌻🦋

@kikaniscents

1 year

I can’t marry a very handsome man oo Abeg

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@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

Toyin Abraham is the queen of mid movies. No be today, wayyyy before elections she has been dropping mid movies and she overacts. Her acting is so cringe, she’s always forcing it.

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@TheHabaneroChef

9 months

Of course they’ll call layis comedy overrated, he doesn’t slut shame, no rapey or cringey jokes, no misogyny. Of course you won’t get it.

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@TheHabaneroChef

5 months

let me explain to those of you that are saying it’s dehumanizing, when we went to Epe to shoot the cover for ayo, a huge mob gathered, this was after he has sorted everyone o. To avoid getting robbed,they told our driver ‘wiz is going to throw money, once he does that and people…

𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊

@TheMahleek

5 months

Wizkid don scatter Surulere 😂😂

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Lagos didn’t frown when they were snatching and destroying ballot boxes or beating people at polling units 😭

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@Jollz

1 year

"Lagos frowns at" God I plead

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@TheHabaneroChef

5 months

All Mikel Obi is trying to say is ‘lean on me no be press me die’ but you guys want to intentionally misunderstand

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

If you’re a newly married woman the best thing you can do for yourself is not listen to pastors, pastors wives, aunties, women that think they have PHD in marriage and sometimes even your own mom. They give some very terrible advice that will ruin your home in the long run

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@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

@jiggyjayy2 Need her to do it atleast 3 more times

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 month

If your mummy thinks washing plate on the day that your gf meets her means she’ll be a good wife then you need to take your mummy and test her IQ. She go dey same level with Peter griffin.

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

4 years

Even cooking for your husband is better when y’all rich . House maids can chop, cut, blend , wash etc and you MADAM can stroll in with your acrylic nails and just mix everything on the stove

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

Poor men also kill their wives and gf so let’s not even try to make it about anything materialistic. The one that killed his wife over pap wasn’t taking her to Seychelles

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

But if the wife is from a rich family, you will want her to transfer property titles to you as head of the family she isn’t a part of.

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@TheHabaneroChef

2 years

If you’re planning to relocate please replace ‘drugs’ with ‘medicine’ in your vocabulary 😭 You want to buy MEDICINE not drugs oh

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@TheHabaneroChef

7 months

When we were shooting the album cover for wizkid’s AYO, there was firewood with fire that my friend was meant to be fanning, she started coughing from the smoke, so I said ‘if na Igbo you no go cough oh’, he laughed proper

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@gothamhiphop

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

I need basturdddd money. Money wey no get papa

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

You guys please 🤣🤣🤣

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@TheHabaneroChef

8 months

She will go far on a real housewives franchise, she will chop beating here and there but she will go far

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@TheHabaneroChef

9 months

Had a roommate that couldn’t afford to be buying food, she always cooked cos instead of spending N500 on one meal she’d rather make efo with Pomo and eja kika to eat for a few days. If you offered to buy food for her she’ll tell you to give her then money instead.

OgeBaby

@christineibiang

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It was when I entered Unilag I realized how poor people are. I was so shielded from all that as a child so I didn’t know, mind you I wasn’t born rich but I didn’t know/couldn’t phantom how poor people are in this country. So just thank God for your privilege and keep quiet

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@TheHabaneroChef

7 months

He is, his only problem is his penis honestly

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@Steadi_lady

7 months

Davido is actually a good person, you can’t fake that much goodness, he will always have my love, no one in the Nigeria music industry come close.

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Lmao Laura ikeji is on IG complaining that a jacket she bought on fashion nova for TWO OH NINE DOLLARS is now on sales for $23. Idg should they now give you change?, you’re the one that did ‘first to buy’, ki lo fa ejo?

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@TheHabaneroChef

6 months

My lil Dinosaur 🦖

Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

6 months

Ninja Z reporting for Halloween

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@TheHabaneroChef

7 months

Lmao but you people pray against ancestral curses! Stay one place please

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

LP get baddies sha. APC babes look like trenches, even the celebrities.

Dr Nneka Ebru Okpe

@nekaebru

1 year

Today was for Ojo!! Thank you Alaba & Trade Fair! #FollowWhoKnowRhodes

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@TheHabaneroChef

11 months

Nigerian man and his mummy will say you should be up at 6am doing one or two things 🤣

ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏꜱᴇ ᴄʜᴀꜱᴇʀ ✝️

@ReneeXyla

11 months

I’m staying at my bfs house in his hometown for the first time, and his mom made a little care package for me while i’m here with all my favorite stuff🥹 extremely thoughtful, down to the LAVENDER SCENTED bodycare!!

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@TheHabaneroChef

8 months

All of you stanning Venita are making me laugh cos on a normal day if she see you outside she go look you like say you dey smell like shit. She go first use eyes rate you.

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@TheHabaneroChef

5 months

Who remembers ‘chicken no dey cry for night, ayo ayo, chicken no dey cry for night, if e cry for night, I go kill am chop, if the owner ask, I go tell am say, chicken no dey cry for night’

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

After this make everybody dey go their papa house, all so fucking useless. 8 people and he was under water for 2 hours before anybody noticed. This isn’t biggies house, y’all gotta goooo!

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@TheHabaneroChef

4 months

Fav part about boat cruise is the no service on your phone, your bf won’t be able to spoil your mood with his sulking

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@uche_xxi

4 months

She don go boat cruise

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@TheHabaneroChef

4 months

My baby and his bestie

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 month

I always thought falz was making fun of one of his secondary school teachers only to find out he has been imitating his daddy this whole time 🤣 Omo pow like a gun

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@olumeseik

1 month

How can a Government Hoard INDOMINENNN😭😭😂😂 #2020

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@TheHabaneroChef

6 months

Perfect 🥺

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@TheHabaneroChef

9 months

As you’re unattracted to your pregnant wife who is pregnant with your seedjust know there are people out there with pregnancy fetish and I hope she cheats on you with one of them. 🫶🏽

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@TheHabaneroChef

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The venue alone costs millions per day, now add preparation, all the free food you were all eating, internet, cctv, set up, gas, freezers to preserve the foodstuff, water to cook. I’m sure there’s more.

GistReel.Com

@GistReel

11 months

"I spent N80 million for my cookathon" - Hilda Baci cries out over N25k saga with brand -

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@TheHabaneroChef

7 months

Iyabo is not just her real name but also her stage name, do you call donjazzy uncle don jazzy or will you call tiwa aunty tiwa savage?

Fave

@faveszn

7 months

Iyabo ❤️

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Except she’s igbo and you want to run for Governor. The goalpost has wheels

Eleyi of Edinburgh 🇳🇬 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Ayoappeal

1 year

So your wife is suddenly not your family? The generation does not cease to amaze me

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

The person that impregnated me just asked me, ‘why are you walking like a pregnant woman’. I’m very very confused.

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@TheHabaneroChef

8 months

Goat >>>>

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

He’s sick if he’s asking that small girl for respect after colliding genitals with her.

Instablog9ja

@instablog9ja

1 year

Singer Paul Psquare’s girlfriend rants, weeks after he said ‘respect’ matters more to men than ‘love’

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

And as a unilag girl we no dey greet first oh, unilag wey you go see your roommate for outside wave and she go do like say she no sabi you, now you have to dance shoki so you don’t look awkward

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@TheHabaneroChef

11 months

At Hilda’s cookathon the medics were present to check her vitals frequently, these ones are running on vibes… You people shouldn’t push the small girl into passing out, no be 100level una say she dey?

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@TheHabaneroChef

9 months

Mom of two 🥺🥺🥺 📸 @SIR_Teeymex

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

My mom gon send me a video of some girls smoking weed talking about ‘Awon Omo buruku’ Lmao okay sis, if you say so

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

Sent photos to my mom because she made maternity gowns for me. Her reply : IKUN WA LOTO, IDI WA LOTO 😭

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Bimbo Ademoye is insane o 🤣

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@TheHabaneroChef

6 months

Ew

𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥✨

@tomifadaka

11 months

i’m still your plug for food bowls and soup bowls, kindly help rt💜 dm @tomskitchen___ to place your orders

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@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

‘Be his peace’ but he wants to be your rollercoaster. Oga welcome to the amusement park. Enjoy the numerous rides

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@TheHabaneroChef

10 months

@ozzyetomi @BlessingsDigha Lmao he said ‘with this few points of mine I hope Iv been able to convince you and not confuse you’ 🤣🤣

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

+ 1 literally 😩 An alcohol free birthday has never ever crossed my mind 😭🥺

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@TheHabaneroChef

4 years

‘You don’t look like you can cook’ Sorry next time I’ll use ewe moimoi to do gele, so you can see COOOOK from afar

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6 months

Y’all moms weren’t taking omega 3 when they were pregnant and it shows.

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@TheHabaneroChef

7 months

If you notice, the wife isn’t doing bambiala on social media, his mom isn’t either, but the dad, e remain make he carry pan

Black...

@as_qxx

7 months

Alaye said no casting, but since blogs don carry ham make we repost @itzbasito

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

2 years

Till you find out say na akudaya

Aň ☘️

@UTD__19

2 years

Dating someone nobody knows>>>>>>

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@TheHabaneroChef

11 months

CRAYFISH DOESN’T BELONG IN JOLLOF RICE

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Why is your own pussy not selling? E dey smell?

𝕓𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕓𝕒𝕖𝕓𝕪 𝕏

@bossbaeby

1 year

My own is Ore Akinde makes more money from her Pussy than her crochet business and it's okay.

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

1 month

Please you that you didn’t monetize your love, when will they marry you?

Ele Peter, MBA

@Ellepeter

1 month

Nigeria men are marrying from other countries cos they lose interest in Nigerian women when they encounter beautiful women from other countries who don’t monetize love. Already, Nigeria men are considered a catch by women in other countries so this is just the beginning.

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@TheHabaneroChef

3 years

One journalist was taken by the police and tuned up dead. Pelumi. No Nigerian journalist slander will be tolerated. They literally have zero protection

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@TheHabaneroChef

2 years

My sister stayed in church doing choir practice till 5:30pm and my mum said ‘bi osinachi se bere niyen? Toba le so NO fun won ni choir, bawo lo se ma so NO fun oko’ 😭😭😭

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@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

@demigodgeous Thank God she wasn’t squatting with her sef, she would have turned her to house-girl and can insult her for using her toothpaste

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

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You people are dumb! How could she have broken the record when she didn’t even apply for it neither did she follow the rules? You ambassadors of mediocrity

BASITO

@itzbasito

6 months

Nigerians dragged other Nigerians for trying to beat the record but guess what? Someone else from another country just did it.

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

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Need them to show Hilda tweets of people encouraging her and rooting for her. Maybe on a screen or something. So she can know that she’s getting support all around. Online and offline

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Abeni

@TheHabaneroChef

1 year

Value system but you campaigned for thugs and drug traffickers. Koni dafun elder isonu

YabaLeftOnline

@yabaleftonline

1 year

"What happened to our value system?" – Actress Foluke Daramola asks as she berates Nigerian youths for insulting their elders on social media

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