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@FatGirlwithin_

3 months

I respect this Zinolesky cancellation.

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Someone parked in front of my apartment (we all have allocated spaces oo). I took a picture and put it on the group chat as expected, waited over 30 mins and got nothing. I called the facility manager. He asked me to chill. Then 2 woman walk past my car, I honk and they ignored.

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

I just saw a military boat heading towards lekki. One of those boats with a gun attached to the front.

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

The right amount of chocolate 🍫 Yes? No? Too much?

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@FatGirlwithin_

2 years

The “budget friendly” here is really pissing me off, you want another person’s woman but you’re pricing?

Uncle Lucretia

@PhiloeEsq

2 years

Is there a budget-friendly method for getting someone to leave her boyfriend for you without talking too much ?

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@FatGirlwithin_

6 years

CeeC: I’m not bothered because I have people outside the house that won’t let me go home. Twitter, please do your thing. Let this bitch go home!!!! #BBNaija

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 months

That man dropped a song explaining himself and I saw absolutely nothing about it. Love it so much

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Someone made a song about Erica and e sweeettttt

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3 years

But she didn’t stop, pulled my hair etc.. I was able to break free so I went into my car and grabbed my “koboko” and proceeded to flog her like thief. No one should ask me why I have koboko in my car o (that’s a different story entirely). She threatened police, over 2 hours ago

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

This is an abridged version of the situation because I’m horrible at writing. I was home by 3 and didn’t enter my house till 5pm. I wish people would keep their hands to themselves. I hate that I hit someone today, it’s totally out of character for me and I feel horrible.

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@FatGirlwithin_

6 years

Yoruba Men, don’t cheat.* You’re welcome 😘😘

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Y’all, I hate violence The woman insulted me, used the ashewo line too (my personal fave). Shes 40 yrs old, almost twice my size, and gave me a dirty slap. I initially went in for my taser but it was charging upstairs. I hate fighting, but I will never hesitate to defend myself.

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

The MD of @ARISEtv is a woman. I love it so much. So so much.

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

“When they open the churches”

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

At least it’s not only me this poverty is affecting.. Miniso don dey sell snacks😭🤲🏽

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

I really like my hair🧑🏽‍🦱

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

On today’s episode of “Why victims don’t come out” We have this BASTARD.

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Y’all, she’s not even the owner of the car o. But she called me every name she could come up with, I only retorted by with “are you not embarrassed, you’re not making any sense, retard” Next thing na hot slap on my face, my reflexes took over obviously and I returned the slap

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Skin on steroids ✨✨

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@FatGirlwithin_

10 months

I don’t necessarily need “words of affirmation” until we’re deeply immersed in the relationship. Any time before that, it’s “acts of service” and gifts. Don’t deceive me plis.

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@FatGirlwithin_

2 years

Like I said, illegal✨🥵

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@FatGirlwithin_

2 years

If you see me tonight, just arrest me because this beauty is illegal 🤌🏾🙊

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

10 minutes after, one of the women came down to repark the car, so I call her and politely express my displeasure and she just starts yelling at me. So I politely tell her to fuck off. She pulls the old age/respect card and says she won’t move.

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@FatGirlwithin_

8 years

- Bobrisky parked in front of Diamond bank, showed us an Eco bank official and showed us bills wrapped in GT paper.

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@FatGirlwithin_

6 years

I love how we express disappointment with “Oh Man” Because Men are indeed disappointing.

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@FatGirlwithin_

2 years

If it’s green then I’m in✨

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

😁

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@FatGirlwithin_

1 year

@Hafymo It’s exhausting

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

That girl!.

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Grown✨ 📸: @IamAnnyRobert ❤️

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

Instagram hasn’t seen these, I promise. 👗- my babe @Ms_chic ❤️ @_TAN_COUTURE

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@FatGirlwithin_

11 months

28! I’m doing betday🫢

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

God when?

Everything PDP

@BestOfPDP

4 years

People hawking by the road sides will surely leave, but it is a process, we will have to provide a place for them first. I understand how street traders feel, I once sold street bread - Gov. Seyi Makinde.

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 months

@TheHabaneroChef Love it so much

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

I don’t fight, you can never catch me in any physical altercation (until yesterday sha). Y’all saying what if she fainted, I left work early because I had a blinding migraine and she SLAPPED me. What if I passed out from the slap? idg🥴 Should I really have taken the slap??

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Asiko toni kaluku ma je ti e, otooto ni

BIG FISH 🦈

@adekunleGOLD

3 years

Gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Idc I don’t believe relationships should have downs. I don’t believe in being unhappy in a relationship even for one day. Life is already hard enough.

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

If you’re protesting in Abuja! @RedDishCulinary @RedGourmetTruck has lunch ready for you. Please send me a DM with protesters location in ABUJA Food is ready! We need to Deliver! RT plis. #SARSMUSTEND #EndSARS #SarsMustGo

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@FatGirlwithin_

6 years

Let’s be realistic, Lolu isn’t winning the 45m, he’s gonna go home anyway.. why not now? He’ll be fine.. he’ll get endorsements.. let him go!!!! #BBNaija

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

The new normal😷

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

Protesters at Barracks Surulere! #SARSMUSTEND #SarsMustGo #EndSARS

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Unimpressed! Unbothered! Unperturbed! My Deja! You take the sun with you when you leave the room😍😍 I’m forever loyal to your government little one❤️❤️

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

It’s my birthday!! Happy birthday you peng peng ting❤️♊️

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@FatGirlwithin_

10 months

@NaomiAs_ There’s no best version of that babe. Her only competition is Patience Ozokwo💀

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

I baked MoiMoi and paired it with a Cranberry-Habanero sauce or jam😋 - Don’t shut it down before you try it🤤 It was so yummy😭 #TheFatGirlWithin

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@FatGirlwithin_

2 years

Mood for 2022 Thorough enjoyment🥂 Happy new year🥳

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Pretty in pink🌸

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

“Oooh what a queen of all ramifications” - Simisola Charles-Kosoko ‘19

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@FatGirlwithin_

6 years

Lord, I see what you’re doing for others😭😭😭

Etieka 👩🏽‍💻

@jesboms

6 years

My bank account has finally adjusted itself to fit my expensive lifestyle, praise Jesus

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

We’re talking about lives lost in this mans administration and someone is talking about infrastructure?? You people are mad.

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Someone said to post more work photos, I listened. Today, it’s a seafood bisque😋

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

It’s haram timeeee🥵 Feat. My whore @MadMaryam 😍❤️❤️

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@FatGirlwithin_

1 year

Felt cute abbl🥰

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Nobody should disrespect Ycee sha. This Money I Dey find song💉💉

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Beach day 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗🙃

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

@iam_Davido please what time are you really truly coming out? Let’s know the best time to leave our houses.

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

I can’t wait to be on the receiving end of intense love. Beautiful love❤️ Kinda drained from all the love I send out, I need refreshments.

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

B/W 📸: @IamAnnyRobert

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

I’m listening to By You - Simi ft AG and all I can say is Awon ore mii n ko orin!!! What? Kilode?! 🤯🤯

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@FatGirlwithin_

1 year

“I don’t need no other body” or whatever Tems said on that song🥵

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

I pause my rant to tell y’all that you will not kelegbemegbe OKAY. Have you streamed @adekunleGOLD ’s ‘Okay’ today?? Adekunle Gold - Okay (Official Video) via @YouTube

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@FatGirlwithin_

7 years

- I can't stop watching this video. My smile is too wide.😭😭😭😩😻😻 My husband better be this turnt.

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@FatGirlwithin_

1 year

Postcards from Marrakech🌸

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

The most beautiful pregnant woman. My baby is having a baby y’all. Whutttttttt🥺😍😍🥰🥰❤️ @SympLySimi

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@FatGirlwithin_

7 years

- My BLOG is live!! My first post is up so please visit It'd mean the world to me❤️❤️ Please RT

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

Felt cute, won’t delete🥰 My best friend did my makeup😋

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@FatGirlwithin_

1 year

Thestyleinfidel kills me🫢

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@FatGirlwithin_

1 year

No crumbs👌🏽✨

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

Fashion killa, kitchen slayer💁🏽‍♀️ *ChefsKiss*

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@FatGirlwithin_

4 years

It’s the legs for me, abbl..

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

She made me beat her now, like she stole meat.

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@FatGirlwithin_

1 year

@Oyin_A_ @graxemeda I think most people are mad about the casts lack of commitment to their characters.

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@FatGirlwithin_

5 years

My colleague wanted breakfast and I indulged him. Peep my homemade orange marmalade😋😋

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@FatGirlwithin_

3 years

I think this is the reason I’m single. If you’re not intent on keeping me happy like I am you, stay away. Why am I crying/sad because of my partners actions? It’ll never make sense to me.

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@FatGirlwithin_

7 years

- I actually just want to be happy.. very very very happy.

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