Etieka 👩🏽‍💻 @jesboms Twitter profile

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Etieka 👩🏽‍💻

@jesboms

4 months

That woman’s tweet aside, I’ll pay good money to read a paper that tells me why Nigerian men are so obsessed with food and why (given their obsession), they don’t learn to cook it themselves

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@jesboms

6 years

Your girl: - graduated with a first class in Computer Science from Covenant University, Nigeria - is on internship with a bulge bracket in Europe - runs a very profitable business; and - (tries to) stay sexy in her free time

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@jesboms

8 months

Eyen Nsit Atai here 👋🏽 #AkwaIbomAt36

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@jesboms

4 months

@Vikky4_ This sounds oddly specific. Pay for the paper too so we can all learn 👍🏽

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@jesboms

7 years

Imagine a Nigerian aunty waking up to this after hot midnight prayers

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@jesboms

1 year

Was moving to London for work & didn’t know anyone. My cousin introduced us on WhatsApp. He was always dropping a motivational speech at the end of every convo so I ghosted him for a month. We met and he was completely different irl 🤣 Became best friends. Married August 2022 🥰

Inari NOT Briana .

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1 year

Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!

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@jesboms

5 months

The people quoting this tweet with silly takes obviously suffer from a lack of experience/exposure. I’ve sat in interviews where I was able to hire someone that other interviewers said was unqualified because of something as insignificant as how fast they spoke. DEI made sure…

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@jesboms

1 year

I don’t want to live in this place forever. I want to make nice hair and wear well tailored clothes again. I also like sunshine all year round. God please 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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@jesboms

5 months

DEI made sure diverse candidates are also interviewed by diverse people. Dey play. Everyone saying Nigerians have always been hired at global companies because they’ve always been qualified. Go and ask your global company boss how many Nigerians they had 20 years ago vs today 😅

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@jesboms

7 years

+1 yesterday ✨✨

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@jesboms

1 year

@_Etibaby LOL this used to be such a big ick for me but I’m now learning to be more tolerant of different cooking styles. Plus I think the whole not cooking meat with water is an efik/ibibio thing. Everyone else seems to enjoy cooking water with a side of meat 💀

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@jesboms

7 years

@ashleynextdoor @dmvernc

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@jesboms

6 years

My bank account has finally adjusted itself to fit my expensive lifestyle, praise Jesus

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@jesboms

4 months

@fknotabudu Came back to add that listening to this reminded me of Romans 8:14-17

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@jesboms

7 years

I probably dna't mention, my genes are rare

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@jesboms

2 months

Witnessing this online in real time was surreal. I saw tweets & videos of black students begging for help, begging to be let into trains & being constantly denied by fleeing Ukrainians, then walking out to tescos & seeing the donate for Ukraine banners everywhere. My head was hot

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@korrinesky

2 months

2 years ago I lived on the 16th floor of a high rise building in Dnipro, Ukraine. 2 years ago today, I woke up at around 6am and opened my twitter account to find out Russia had invaded Ukraine. (1)

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@jesboms

6 years

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@jesboms

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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@jesboms

2 years

Love burna boy so much 😭😭😭

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@jesboms

1 month

Fun fact guys, if you put “biggest food critic in Nigeria” on your social media bio and in youtube videos, you too will show up on the front page of Google 🙏🏾 For some razzle dazzle add in some blog posts and suddenly you can tell somebody to “Google you” as a humble brag 😍

Opeyemi Famakin

@OpeFoodCritic

1 month

Cute. Google, biggest food critic in Nigeria I am literally the BEST in my field in the whole country and the Highest paid too. I single handedly pioneered and popularized a new field in the country and when Nigerian food history is being mentioned my name would be there.

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@jesboms

8 years

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@jesboms

7 years

Lord Jesus, as I have retweeted and liked the tweets of those graduating, do it for me next year 🙏🏽🙏🏽 #classof2018

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@jesboms

8 years

Excuse her for not wanting to sit on the floor of your one bedroom apartment o

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@jesboms

1 year

@almaasinobi I was so shocked when I arrived last year. Kept wondering why no one had ever mentioned it on social media. They also don’t serve alcohol or pork on the local islands. Glad you’re making people aware! Pro tip: the rules don’t really apply if you stay at a privately owned island

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@jesboms

1 year

@Tellemmmmm The best part is he’s replying to a Yoruba and Igbo marriage thread 😂😂

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@jesboms

6 years

Sometimes your friends will cling closer to others and stop telling you as much. Understand that your energy isn’t matching theirs anymore and it’s totally fine. Step aside and stay happy for their growth. We lose some, we win some :)

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@jesboms

2 years

Seeing fellow ibibios makes me so happy omg 😭 😭 I haven’t heard anyone speak my language in like a year gosh 😭😭😭 I’m so happy!!!

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@jesboms

7 years

Always remember this: If the price tag offends you, you are NOT the target market

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@jesboms

4 years

Braids. Natural Hair. Wig.

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@t0nit0ne

4 years

Braids. Natural Hair. Wig.

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@jesboms

8 years

+1 yesterday 🎉🎉

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@jesboms

1 year

@EditiEffiong Sad thing about the civil war is the minor tribes collected from everybody. My grandma has horror stories from both Nigerian anf Biafran soldiers. If anyone feels they can sit on the fence in the face of injustice bc of tribe, the gag is you will always caught in the crosshairs

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@jesboms

5 years

@ParissAthena Software Test Engineer, Backend Developer 👩🏽‍💻

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@jesboms

5 years

I know that the children of these leaders are on Twitter. Your level of comfort should not block out your ability to have empathy. Hold your fathers and uncles responsible. People’s lives are at stake now. It’s beyond stealing money to fend for you. Ask your daddy why he’s wicked

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@jesboms

7 years

@duchesskk I don't think I'd recognize her today. My sister could have died if not for this Good Samaritan that God sent us

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@jesboms

1 year

The more I converse with Nigerians home and abroad, the more I realise that most people who grow up in major cities/are part of an ethnic majority don’t know much about other ethnicities. It’s a common theme and I think it’s time to blame the education system

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@koredeee_

1 year

akwa Ibom and Calabar are not igbo?

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@jesboms

5 years

Channeling my inner nerd 👓

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@jesboms

1 year

Went to Marrakesh with my faves and it was a movie!!! If anybody asks, I’m unavailable 🥰 #ATimelessHoliday #SweetPlantainsInMarrakesh

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@jesboms

6 years

Featured on top investment bank website. Blown 🚀

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@jesboms

2 years

The girlies are looking sweet for Wizkid tonight 🤩

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@jesboms

4 years

Instagram apologises on twitter, what a day

Instagram Comms

@InstagramComms

4 years

Yesterday our systems were incorrectly flagging content in support of #EndSARS , and marking posts as false. We are deeply sorry for this. The issue has now been resolved, and we apologize for letting our community down in such a time of need.

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@jesboms

7 years

I suck at captions 🌚

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@jesboms

5 months

Let’s respect everyone’s freedom of belief and expression until it’s Christians then it’s okay to disrespect their faith on an important day. So edgy so zen. Well done 👍🏽

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@0x

5 months

@hackSultan pity he has no intention to inherit your carpentry business. he will grow up to become a cult leader, and then get murdered at 33.

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@jesboms

7 years

I discovered filter 💁🏿

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@jesboms

8 years

*laughs in Covenant University*

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@jesboms

6 months

@Nekie_neka

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@jesboms

3 years

““My father died””

“My father died”

This is the hardest three words I’ve ever had to type. In typing this sentence it feels like I’m reducing all he did and all he was to one…

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@jesboms

9 months

@ZezeMillz Can’t believe the comments. There are people actually defending charging outrageous prices for BRAIDS?????

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@jesboms

4 years

when God shows up, He shows offffff 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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@jesboms

7 years

Alone every Valentines. Consistency is key 💪🏽💪🏽

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@jesboms

6 years

You will go through fiery fires but you will rise up as gold.

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@jesboms

2 years

Experiences are 10/10 Get him to try out new hobbies. Go to an improv class, pottery, rock climbing, ice sculpture carving, vineyard tour, skydiving, bungee jumping, scuba diving, tour a new country, yacht sailing, star gazing, go see the northern lights, cocktail making, ski

Big Nenz ✨

@AdoraNwodo

2 years

- Plan an experience - If he has a PS5 or Xbox, buy more games - Pay to service his car for the rest of the year - Liquor, expensive perfumes, shoes (those things are never enough) - A ticket to their favorite game/event - Expensive watch (you can never have too much) - Tyres 😂

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@jesboms

2 years

I think Nigerians need to focus on local elections. LGA, state governorship etc. Don’t get carried away by one election because the presidency is not all it takes.

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@jesboms

2 years

The assurance God has been giving me this day is second to none! I love it so much for me! Thank you Father 😭

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@jesboms

6 years

Still not over this frontal 😫 The drip drip was so saucy 💀

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@jesboms

1 year

My enemy yesterday, my enemy today, my enemy tomorrow and my enemy forever 🙏🏾

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@BOGbadams

1 year

If you are an APC member or supporter, you are my enemy from today. You support evil, so YOU ARE EVIL.

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@jesboms

7 years

The way Nigerians think is actually scary. How can you be angry that people graduated well? 🤔

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@jesboms

4 months

Some people are unaware of their body odour bc they have a poor sense of smell. They shower but not WELL bc they weren’t taught better. If you’ve never done it, today is a good day to scrub the nooks and crannies of your body, apply pressure on your sponge and use lemon too 🙏🏾

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@_theladymo

4 months

Hygiene 101

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@jesboms

3 years

Hi Twitter! I’m looking to speak to Black women in the U.K. who either get their hair done frequently or seldomly. I want to get an understanding of what getting a hairdo is like for the average black woman living here. Please RT for reach 🤎

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@jesboms

4 years

@bondlozy @Oyovwe_Akpoigbe @feminist_co someone openly accused them of fraud. Also saw Instagram comments saying how it’s a faceless organization hence they cannot be trusted. Now they’ve decided to say they are not faceless, people still find a way to criticise smh 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@jesboms

4 months

@imohumoren My favourite cousin! Why don’t they fall for their male friends that cook mad noodles? 😭

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@jesboms

6 years

a partner that challenges you intellectually >>>>>>>>>

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@jesboms

7 years

Papa keeps declaring over our lives: "You shall be envied and not pitied!"

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@jesboms

7 years

No matter how busy I am, I always manage to check up on the people I care about. However, the reverse is never the case

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@jesboms

7 months

CU was very traumatic and the school’s employees were borderline psychopaths but you see those students that were part of student council/chaplaincy? Hmmmmmm

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@jesboms

4 months

Starting a business catering to black women next year and I’m so nervous lol. Some days I wake up super early and can’t go back to sleep because I’m so excited/scared 😭

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@jesboms

4 years

this song about the average nigerian’s resilience is cute but you should consider removing it from your playlist. what is the role of government in society if it cannot solve these bare minimum challenges for its citizens?

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@Bahaushee

4 years

Women in Bordo village of Jahun LGA in Jigawa State contributed N1000 each & bought a N1 million car that is being used to take pregnant women to the nearest clinic (29 KM) when they are in labour. Kudos 👏

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@jesboms

4 years

@bryanl I say “cube c-t-l”

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@jesboms

6 years

Speaking into existence in 2018: -I shall launch my website and app -I shall have an amazing job with great pay -I shall have at least a million in my account (forget currency) -I shall pay school fees for more than one person 🙏🏽

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@jesboms

1 year

I reference this skit at least once a week 🤣

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@the_Lawrenz

1 year

What is the funniest Nigerian skit you’ve seen ?

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@jesboms

6 years

@MissRapotu Wow sissssss

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@jesboms

8 years

Any friend of yours that repeatedly makes fun of your flaws in public is not really your friend

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@jesboms

5 years

My 2017 was filled with tears but 2018 had me laughing more than other years combined. I’ll tell you now that your tears only watered the soil. 2019 is your season of harvest (claim it and believe it)!

Citrus Burst 🦋

@ArikeMartins_

5 years

I've cried more in 2018 than other years combined

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@jesboms

2 months

I’m trying to articulate my thoughts through speech and thought podcasting would be a good medium. Shyness wants to finish me sha but we move 😭 Episode 2 👇🏾

TATG Episode 2: Navigating Loneliness After Moving Abroad

Listen to this episode from To All The Girls Who Have Moved Before on Spotify. We talk about how to navigate living away from friends and family and how to find community in trying times

open.spotify.com

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@jesboms

5 years

Phone operator: Can you spell out your surname please? Me: Esset as in echo sarah sarah echo tango Phone operator: Got it! *a few minutes later* “Dear Miss Essex...”

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@jesboms

24 days

If you’re looking for company on your commute or generally curious about the experience of moving abroad for love, I sat down with my friend @Dera__xo & we had a very honest conversation. It’s available wherever you get your podcasts 🔗:

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@jesboms

1 year

@OkeStalyf @ikechukk @HouseNGR + a bill mandating that all children of govt office holders study in a federal university for their first degree 😍

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@jesboms

1 year

I just finished both episodes on YouTube and bruh, it will never make sense how some Nigerians seriously campaigned for a drug baron. Do you know how wild the impact of drug abuse is? To support and intend to swear in someone that was actively pushing drugs is INSANE

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@Sir_BiolaPr

1 year

You guys have Zombie land in Abuja? Where people buy and take drugs like a bar

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@jesboms

5 years

Sometimes, you forget who you are until the right person intoduces you to you

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@jesboms

5 years

By God’s Grace, I’ll start an Initiative for teach coding in these “abandoned” states

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@jesboms

3 years

Ngl, waiting to hear from God in trying times is hard. Calling on grace because it’s quite tough 😩

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@jesboms

2 years

the babe jumping up and down is Hilda Dokubo??? 😭

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@Babablueh

2 years

WE ARE READY 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 #AFCON2021

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@jesboms

7 years

Lord forgive me for putting a little bit of my hope in man and not all in You

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@jesboms

1 year

Do it matter?

@TreforTre

1 year

Post yourself in green immediately 🐍

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@jesboms

5 years

It bothers me a lot that tech opportunities aren’t available to Nigerians outside of Lagos and Abuja

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@jesboms

4 years

@zerornella an individual has done this to me multiple times! it’s so upsetting

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@jesboms

3 months

Lmfaooo Ekong you are really your name. A man of war 🤣🤣🤣

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@jesboms

5 years

The saddest thing is the people voting in the election aren’t even on Twitter. They also can’t afford TV or cable subscription 😔

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@jesboms

8 months

My darling. Let me tell you why you will get cooked today: 1. Efiks & Ibibios did not suffer Biafra “together” with the eastern regions. Biafra suffered us 💀 2. Onions. We have begged and begged you people to stop 3. Afang is the last thing that goes in the pot 4. That fish, hm

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@IzunnaDike

8 months

Today we’re making: ✨ Afang Soup 🇳🇬 ✨ It’s one of the easiest soups to make, a proper one pot recipe and boy is it delicious! One of the best soups in Nigeria, ask around. Give Egusi a break and see the light 🤩. This one is specially made for Hilda Baci 🫶🏾

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@jesboms

4 years

it doesn’t feel right to see any tweet that doesn’t say #SARSMUSTEND on my TL

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@jesboms

4 years

why is American politics back on my TL? no no no please we don’t do that here. we need to trend #EndSARS !!!

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@jesboms

7 years

@duchesskk I was involved in an accident on my way to school when I was 9. My driver ran away abandoning me with my older sister who was unconscious

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@jesboms

4 years

Things we know about #LekkiMassacre - Army shot at peaceful protesters - DJ Switch confirmed FO Omata was at the scene - Omata says he came to pull back soldiers - Sanwo says army was ordered by forces beyond his control Why has Omata not come out to say who those soldiers were?

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@jesboms

3 years

This makes me so happy!! I hope this video finally gets the conversation started on how phone cameras don’t cater to lighting conditions in certain countries or how black people often require sunlight to take clear photos. Snap Inc is doing the work 👏🏽👏🏽

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@jesboms

6 years

CONVERT YOUR CV TO PDF BEFORE EMAILING IT TO ANYONE, PLEASE

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@jesboms

11 months

@ChantayyJayy Used to think this until I went to Brighton 😅

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@jesboms

6 years

I’m actually not that ugly 🤔

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@jesboms

5 years

Thin line between spirituality and religious bigotry. Very thin line

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Etieka 👩🏽‍💻

@jesboms

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@dheMechanic_ Little finger: “... knowledge is power” Cersei:

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Etieka 👩🏽‍💻

@jesboms

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Everyone I know that started dating early (having crushes and secondary school boyfriends) is much better at setting boundaries and asserting themselves. Can’t say same about the people I know that had their first bf as young adults. The amount of red flags they ignore <<<

Mia🖤

@Miyarbro_

20 days

If I had a daughter I would strongly encourage her to avoid getting into a relationship in her teens and early 20s. There is nothing a relationship can serve you during those years. Live your life and focus on your future !

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Etieka 👩🏽‍💻

@jesboms

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I remember a tweet about the pain someone went thru bc their teacher decided to “correct” their name on waec registration. Also know someone whose name on their birth certificate was “corrected” by the nurse What kind of audacity makes anyone think they have the right to do this

Aunty Ụzọ 💛

@theladynaya

2 months

I’m a simple Igbo woman. Wherever I see Chidinma or Nmesoma, I ensure I make the correction on the document if I have the privilege to 🙂. My language will not be misspelt under my watch 😚

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