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Jola

7 days

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10 months

This man has already cheated and just realized that it’s like he over estimated what she is willing to tolerate. See his eyes, baba is trying to figure out what he’s going to do WHEN she finds out.

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10 months

“Try it” 😭😭

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6 months

Keke Palmer had been in the entertainment business for over 20 years and not once has her business been out here like this . Not once. The chaos a cruel partner can cause in a prior to well ordered life is unmitigated. Gosh

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2 years

Nigerians are my favourite people on this planet. What kind of chaos is this. GA GA

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5 years

Why are women under pressure to be doing beauty and brains when men can sail through life with neither.

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7 months

Women right now with this “boy math” thing. 😂😂😂😂😂

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6 months

LMAO children are so wicked 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I hope her mum bites her.

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@NwaBabyOne

6 months

Loooooooooooooooooool

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11 months

Saw my friend at a wedding rocking off with her husband and I told her the way that man’s eye is shining she is going to get pregnant again. I saw her this afternoon for the first time since then and the first thing she did was show me bump and we burst out laughing 😂😂😂

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1 month

My mum is insanely beautiful 😍😍😍😍 Her husband was doing intergenerational conversation she said as for me and myself I’m a forevergenerational baddie oh.

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@Jollz

3 years

“I’m so disappointed in you” Who appointed you dear?

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@Jollz

2 years

Lmao Patience Ozokwor just said the hardest thing about being a mother is just doing your best and hoping that they don’t end up in police station. 😂😂😂😂

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@Jollz

2 months

Very loud. Make sure they blush if you can. You won’t regret it

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2 months

Be loud about your admiration while people are alive o.

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1 year

You’re an adult now, if you don’t make Christmas/New Year enjoyment plans, nobody will make them for you. Spare us all the complaints of the festive season being sad and boring unlike when you were a kid and take charge of your enjoyment. Thank you.

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@Jollz

4 years

Ikoyi Lekki guys don’t know any Aluta songs. Na “fok da police” full here 🤣🤣🤣

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@Jollz

3 months

Nwabali your children’s children will eat the good of the land oh.

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@Jollz

22 days

Lmao this reminds me of how my parents shocked my brothers and I when they said they would save each other first if something were to happen to the family. Massive “we just met you scallywags recently” energy. I think they even kissed to seal their treachery 😂😂😂

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When the marriage is top priority, the children thrive by association. But when the children come first, the home falls apart. People who grew up in stable two-parent households tend to understand this better.

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@Jollz

7 months

Nobody wants to say it so I’ll say it. Men are terrible at being active role models to teenage boys and young men because they think of nurturing as a feminine quality, and you can’t do that kind of work WELL without nurturing. There is no hack

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@Jollz

6 months

This babe went to the doctor because she had a tummy ache and was told her due date was the following Monday. She was still having periods, her stomach wasn't huge and she had an IUD. I would have PASSEDDDDDTTT out

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@Jollz

3 months

The truth is that silver actually pops better on black skin.

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@Jollz

2 years

Tinubu is giving “I was promised marriage” vibes

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2 years

Jolly 3.0 is a go!

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2 years

Wizkid finished me today. What a star 💫

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@Jollz

3 years

Iyabo is doing what she wanted adults to do for her when she was a child and I love it so so so so so so much.

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1 year

My dad told me he is very proud of me and his voice shook a little bit 🥹🥹 and I almost promised to retire him but as I am still squatting in his house I decided to just say I love you too. In all things let’s be realistic

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@Jollz

2 years

If all else fails, Nigerians will ALWAYS make you cry laughing. Nobody is normal in this country

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@Jollz

7 months

WE MAY BE HUNGRYYYY BUT WE CAN MANAGE OUR HUNGER PLEASE

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7 months

when the breakup is so bad you open up to your mom

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3 months

That’s what makes us terrible. If we lose we will rubbish the whole thing and turn it to a joke. A terrible bunch we are on 😂😂😂😂

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3 months

Nigeria better win AFCON cos the day we lose the rest of Africa will run us out of twitter. 😂

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@Jollz

2 years

For once, be bigger than the rain, PHCN. For once in your wretched life

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@Jollz

10 months

One of the life hacks people don’t really talk about is kind, loving parents and growing up in a peaceful household.

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@Jollz

3 months

Lmao is ANYBODY of Nigerian descent okay at all 😂😂😂😂

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3 months

The lion Weeps tonight Ah Wimoweh Ah Wimoweh #Gosupereagles #afcon2023 #afconondstv #ngrcmr

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@Jollz

3 years

If you had told 12 year old Jola that 28 year old Jola will interview the author of her favorite book (purple hibiscus) she would have laughed you out of the room. But it happened oh. It happened. Jola X Chimamanda 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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1 year

Do you guys know what is in the water in Nigeria that makes us behave like this? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Jollz

4 years

Brother nature the only wild animalswe have in lagos are married men oh

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@Jollz

2 years

See how they’re giving us sunglasses to block out the chaos they’re about to cause in this laygursss

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@Jollz

2 years

My parents, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you can all see where I got my behavior from.

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@Jollz

1 year

The Lagos results so far are lies. I don’t care if LABOUR is in the lead, because the real margins were MUCH wider. “He is sha winning” is not enough. They must vomit the real thing

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@Jollz

1 year

Men are describing abandoning their families as “the best decision” they ever made. No remorse. Nothing. Leaving partners and children and not looking back. Just going somewhere else and starting over. Terrible human beings

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@Jollz

2 years

Me too if I’m Burna I will vex when people try and compare me. Say wetin?

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@Jollz

4 years

Pleasee nobody should try and reconcile this babe with the man that abandoned her and her children. Se her lovely smile. Work and shelter for her children is what she needs. Wheweeee

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6 months

She knows why she is saying it in front of everybody. Make friends and family know that her baby get backing oh. Anybody that wants to do anyhow will see anyhow. It’s the whole family she is talking to.

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"On no account should you b£ @t my daughter or else...," Nigerian mum issues a warning to her daughter's husband on their wedding day

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@Jollz

4 years

Young Nigerians know how to mobilise ehn. I am so proud of us

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@Jollz

2 years

Imagine Shatta doing vocal warm up while Burna is wearing boxing gloves and stretching. Do re mi a fo e letiiiiiiiii

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@Jollz

3 months

Being a Nigerian is actually insane. Chineke

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@Jollz

4 years

Please we must find the names and identities of the victims at the toll gate today. We will not allow them to be forgotten.

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@Jollz

1 year

My friend and his wife were super hungover after their wedding but their parents forced them to attend thanksgiving in church so they both wore sunglasses. Lmao in the comments someone was now saying “wow I’ve never seen a blind couple in Nigeria. So nice”. I cackled.

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2 years

“show them you’re from a Christian family”

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3 months

Nigerians when I say “OLOLOLOOOOO” you say what????

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2 years

“Buy dollars” “I pity you guys still earning in naira” Let us hear word oh okrika Richard Quest

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4 years

Falz is really his father's son. It's a beautiful thing to see, honestly.

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1 year

FACE OF THE CITY OH THATS WHY THEY MAD EHHHHHHHHHHHH

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4 years

My dad is anxious that he doesn’t want anything to happen to his child. I had to remind him that the people who died also have parents oh. If I say I’m not scared, I’m lying, but we must do all we can to create a system that works for us abeg. #SARSMUSTEND

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2 years

Falz has been crazy for a long time sha 😂😂😂😂😂

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1 year

Imagine trying to debate the genealogy of a Rhodes Vivour. Someone that can trace his great grandfather to Lagos state. 200 years oh Since you cretins opened the floodgates, can Sanwoolu come and draw his family tree back 200 years and say his roots are in Lagos??

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4 years

Nigerian women are so so so so SO amazing!

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3 months

Tinubu regime no fit bear fruit anyway

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@Jollz

9 months

@ulxma Sexual repression warps the minds understanding of intimacy. Every mode of physical contact will be seen through a sexual lens.

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@Jollz

4 years

Good morning We go again to #EndSARS

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3 years

Orange becomes me

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@Jollz

4 years

If you are a woman with your own apartment in Abuja, the guy you’re seeing is going to tell you that he wants to come and drop something off before the lockdown. It’s himself oh. He wants to drop himself and never leave. Tell him you’re not around. Before it ends in I thy knew

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3 years

This VPN shit is not sustainable and can never be normal. What can we do? I do not want to move on. It’s not every time move on.

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1 year

LMAO APC don buy market. Core obidients are actually insane. You think you are mad, they are madder. Do you wanna propagand? They will propaganda, propagandest. Since you want to use misinformation, they will join you. Na their oga get integrity, they will meet you in the gutter

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8 months

That video where Mohbad starts crying after saying Zino snitched on him is so painful. Chai. Betrayal is such a terrible terrible thing

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3 years

If Sega had voted differently we would not be here so tbh it's his fault. Wretched fuckface

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6 months

Ladies and gentlemen, if you have a Netflix account I am on my knees. You must watch “Escaping Twin Flames”. Your jaw will drop because this is actually insane!

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1 year

How can you be scared of free and fair elections in a city you claim to have built from the ground up?

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2 years

“I condemn” “I am saddened” As if that’s what we put you in office for. Your papa.

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1 year

People that rigged elections, cheated, stole, lied and have blood on their hands are also observing claiming to observe Ramadan. You are doing hunger strike my G. Better eat and stop fooling yourself. Nonsense

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3 months

Happy birthday to the equally insane woman who agreed to start a podcast with me and changed my life. My president & twin flame FR @fkabudu I know you will still see this but don’t come back here hun. People are still very much insane.

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3 years

My dad dedicated his whole evening to me yesterday. Drove me to my interview. Sat quietly behind the camera and gave me smiling thumbs up(s) and quietly waited while I spoke to Ms Adichie for some time after. Then he told me he was very proud of me.

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6 months

Sorry to circle back (I’m actually not) but I see a lot of men threatening their imaginary mothers in law not to try such, & such or they will such & such. If it was her dad saying this exact same thing would the reaction be the same? I doubt it but I just love seeing you all lie

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"On no account should you b£ @t my daughter or else...," Nigerian mum issues a warning to her daughter's husband on their wedding day

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4 years

I remember the day I told my dad I like someone because he makes me laugh. He looked SICK. "Okay so you people will just be laughing"

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2 months

Rat no dey your area?

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Cat food is now 40,800 per carton from 16,800 lmfaooo

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2 months

Our new cover art is one of my favourite things. What a wow and a 😘

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@Jollz

3 years

Wo Wizkid, you go do remix with daddy yankee and pitbull, then do another one with Calvin Harris. Everybody will hear the song till all of us are tired. Gatekeep ko.

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4 years

Nigerian women, we are doing well. If nobody is clapping for you my darlings, clap for yourselves oh

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4 years

Found this picture of my mum today. She won best costume at some town event or whatever. Look at her cute little strawberry face and outfit😍😍😍😍😍😍

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3 years

“Move in silence” because you, an absolute stranger did not know a celebrity was getting married. Are you her friend?

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4 years

A lot of women are not sharing their police brutality and SARS stories because they involve sexual assault. Those people are not reformable.

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@Jollz

2 years

This flooding of Lagos is part of the master plan guys. Tinubu wants all of us to learn to swim. Exercise

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3 years

Good morning to my mummy and my mummy only, on her 55th birthday. What a babe ❤️❤️❤️❤️.

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1 year

😍😍Big Tems Energy

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3 years

What comes first, learning to code or growing “dada”?

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2 years

Woman - minding her business and going about her day Her man, unprovoked - “YOU ARE NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, NEITHER ARE YOU THE MOST INTELLIGENT BUT I PUT MY GAZE ON YOU”

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4 years

Please I beg you, go home.This is a marathon, not a sprint and we need everyone alive to be a part. Please start heading home

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@Jollz

4 years

State government is pointing at federal. The Army is denying involvement. But someone MUST answer. The truth must come out

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7 months

When I was little, my dad took me on a work visit. The man proudly took me on a tour that ended at his desk. What was my contribution you ask? "So Daddy this is your small table? You are not the oga?" His colleagues laughed at him for MONTHS

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1 year

I have said it many times. Lagos does not want APC. We do not like or respect Tinubu. It is force, intimidation and state capture that is keeping him and his people in charge here. Not love or like or respect.

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2 years

You don't have to give the whole "dElAy iS nOt dELiLaH" speech when a woman over 35 gets married please and please. Say congratulations and go. Ewo lo fa foolish pontification

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3 months

PORTABLE THEM WAN RIP US COME OUT PLEASEEEEE

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1 year

I really enjoy younger Nigerians on TikTok. So so funny

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3 years

Me: Madam president please just sign here and here. @fkabudu : soooo... Me: So my ex can go to jail. Don’t ask, it’s a matter of national security.

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4 years

Davidos voice was shaking but he still went ahead to protest. He used his status to try and protect Abuja protesters. He tried

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3 years

All this advice for women but we are not the ones killing ourselves. Or raping ourselves.

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3 years

Are Nigerian kitchens so terribly designed because it's mostly men designing and building homes? Our society is super patriarchal and men don't see it as their domain so it stands to reason that they don't think of comfort, ventilation, storage, etc when designing them? Reach?

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Imagine being the person doing Tiwa's hair after they finish the argument "aunty I know you are not happy but you are stronging your neck please relaz it ma. Aunty ma binu we will soon finish"

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2 years

Buga is to Nigerian aunties what the coco melon intro track is to toddlers 😂😂😂😂. I’ve never seen this kind of thing before

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2 years

Omo get your PVC oh. This one is legit fighting for our lives.

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4 years

There are soooo many people working tirelessly behind the scenes. Thousands of people, literally. Fund raising, auditing accounts, dispersing funds, using social media, cooking, volunteering healthcare services, cleaning, project managing... everything! Thank you #EndSARS

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3 years

This thing is sexual perversion under the guise of authority.

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4 years

Food and hot drinks are coming. Raincoats, ponchos, umbrellas. People are opening up their homes as changing rooms and so people can use the toilet. Omo. If not that I’m directly involved even a week ago if you had told me young Nigerians would be doing this I would have LAUGHED

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