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@uche_xxi

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Don’t be poor

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@uche_xxi

27 days

Saliba is fit oh, why didn’t you win the PL this time?

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@uche_xxi

3 months

I will not transfer money to you

Chef Yo 💖🎀

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3 months

Everyday cho cho in my dms, leave me aloneeeeeee. Show workings

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@uche_xxi

5 months

She don go boat cruise

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@uche_xxi

10 months

You fit bring out 300m buy midfielders, Barca go enter academy point 3 random players say “follow me”, and them go better pass.😭😭😭

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@uche_xxi

5 months

Peter Obi wakes up every morning, opens his calculator app and starts shedding tears for the country.

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@uche_xxi

6 months

I remember one nonsense wey I cook give my papa one time he say I wan use tetanus kill am😭😭😭

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4 months

@yvsd33 Oga shut up abeg

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@uche_xxi

2 months

@Snazzylee2 Them go get boyfriend keh😂😂

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@uche_xxi

4 months

Barcelona 18 games, 38 points Arsenal 20 games, 40 points “Where is your coaching license?” vs “He will dethrone Pep”

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@uche_xxi

6 months

You think this is ordinary????

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@uche_xxi

3 months

@demetrius3244 Which kind rubbish we no see for here😂😂😂😂

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@uche_xxi

6 months

@manlikefola_ @eurofootcom @franvanni While running to the corner flag and kissing the Roma badge

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@uche_xxi

7 months

@bagofnuts_ Bro😭😭 He dey shoot with vex

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@uche_xxi

8 months

@bagofnuts_ I just dey laugh Chelsea fans wey dey talk make he be their 10😂😂😂 He plays better from deep.

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@uche_xxi

1 month

@jmikhe @folaweffs Need badly That assnal invincible shit way too overrated 12 fucking draws man lmfaoooo 😭😭

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@uche_xxi

10 months

@bagofnuts_ We go meet for tfpdl😂😂

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@uche_xxi

5 months

See him nose He dey breathe in goals today😂😂😂

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5 months

Second class lower 😂😂😂

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@uche_xxi

4 months

@EnnyThickThighs I forgot about him wallahi

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8 months

@_jamesamoo Make them dey familiar 😂😂😂

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@uche_xxi

5 months

Ghosting can only be one way. You can’t “ghost back” someone that ghosted you. Please be fr.😂

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5 months

One of The best ways to deal with ghosting is by ghosting. You don't ask questions. You don't seek closure. You return the energy.

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@uche_xxi

4 months

Cules funny dawg, if na we concede 5 goals to atleti them go wan comot their coach head not minding we scored 5. Madrid don do am now and them dey talk “beautiful end to end football from both teams😍😍” Una no serious wallahi.😂😂

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@uche_xxi

9 months

B.Eng. Electrical and Electronic Engineering.✅✅ Signed out in style today.

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@uche_xxi

3 months

Xavi changed this story. Dragged us to second this same season. Won the super cup and league the following season while conceding the least no of goals in la liga history. I’ll never forget that.

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@brfootball

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▪️ Ninth in La Liga ▪️ Bottom of UCL group with 0 points ▪️ One win in last six games ▪️ 11 goals scored, 13 conceded this season ▪️ Haven’t scored against Atletico in last three games Barcelona mood:

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@uche_xxi

10 months

Omah lay better than your faves

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@uche_xxi

9 months

Burna I asked for bread you gave me stone

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@uche_xxi

11 months

Xavi the European bottler vs Arteta the Pep regen. 22/23 league season. Xavi has: Less xG and goals conceded Double of Arsenal’s clean sheets. Higher xG More possession, big chances created, accurate passes, long balls, accurate crosses per match, defensive interceptions.

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@uche_xxi

4 months

Get this nonsense out of the fucking road

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@uche_xxi

10 months

Jeriq is special

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@uche_xxi

5 months

Two useless twins, the politicians and the citizens.

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5 months

That tweet about Nigerian politicians hitting jackpot with Nigerians is the realest tweet I've read about this country.

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@uche_xxi

4 months

Next elections, a sprinkle of “igbo people want to take over yoruba land”, and these ones will vote APC again.

iDAN 🦸🏽

@dangbanamanager

4 months

Listen to the background discussion, you as a Yoruba foolishly supporting APC online I implore you to go and do it in the real world.

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@uche_xxi

4 months

Roque can’t flop wallahi 😂😂 I don see enough.

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@uche_xxi

10 months

@NotYeezus__ Idk who’s making these boys but I’m seated

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@uche_xxi

8 months

I said Xavi gave Dembele a career

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@uche_xxi

13 days

Need make one hefty nigga corner me for this dark street stab stab me to death

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@uche_xxi

1 month

Ashes uno😂😂😂 Turn your nyash osiso make I paste you

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1 month

When she tells you 2 days ago now, the food you’re eating will turn to ashes 🤣🤣

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@uche_xxi

10 days

If your attackers can’t consistently put out these numbers, you’re not heading anywhere.

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@MadridXtra

11 days

Vinicius Jr this season. Absolutely incredible.

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@uche_xxi

10 months

Gundogan at Pep’s house after playing vs Getafe away

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@uche_xxi

2 months

I’ll fall down and die the day I send a text like this to a woman.

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@uche_xxi

5 months

I feel sad whenever I read his tweets, cos with him Nigeria could’ve been on the path of getting better.

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@PeterObi

5 months

Good morning Nigeria. While I am still waiting for the receipt of the full details of the 2024 budget for examination and to ensure the prioritization of the items for growth, I wish to comment on some of the items that are already in the public domain.

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@uche_xxi

7 months

Mr Banks win no dey move me, na 75 odds The stake just crazy

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@uche_xxi

8 months

@manlikefola_ @mide_yy Bro h factor don take your l!fe😭

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@uche_xxi

2 months

All of una wey dey change mouth god no go take am easy on una

Man City Principal 🕒

@BarcaPrincipal

2 months

It still breaks my heart that Xavi is leaving at the end of the season, He's done perfectly well as our coach, The club is broke, Over 50% of the first team is injured, We're presently 2nd on the log, He's promoted at least 5 youth players into senior team, We're in the…

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@uche_xxi

1 month

Thank you Barcelona 😝

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@uche_xxi

6 months

@nogustyynovibez I no dey fit talk again Make person just dey go till he die 😂

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@uche_xxi

8 months

See my problem with religious people. They’re brainwashed to the extent they lack the ability to think. She believes this shit she tweeted, plenty church people think that way too.

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Guys, he won! This makes my heart feel at peace about his case 🥹

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@uche_xxi

9 months

😂😂😂😂like 10 dey Barca

BIG AYO🔰

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9 months

There’s no 19yr old in the world better than Alejandro Garnacho!!!!! Bring anyone out if you are sure

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@yo_moolah @niccoyat @Stacks__Dinero I’ll do anything for you

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@uche_xxi

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@Melchi_SZN She dey think wetin to reply

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@uche_xxi

3 months

Osimhen disrespect makes you look like a clown

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@uche_xxi

9 months

This is what Nigerians have been forced to listen to in 2023. I understand the country is hard and nothing is working but we shouldn’t lose our minds too.

🐬 @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

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Shallipopi is fresh fresh 🔥

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@uche_xxi

6 months

I’ve left Nigerian women for the highest bidder, they’re too hungry

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@uche_xxi

3 months

Their midfielders have legs to engage actively in both attacking and defending. I pointed out to honest coolers that the reason for our defensive capitulation this season is cos we have none of this kinda player(except injured Gavi) they told me about “defensive structure”😂😂

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@uche_xxi

4 months

Lamine Yamal isn’t real one bit

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@uche_xxi

8 days

Na wetin una dey call am now?😂

London?

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this time last year, i saw snake in my room.

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@uche_xxi

3 months

Idk why y’all are never honest, shey no be the same Nigeria all of us dey?

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@kofookesola

3 months

The “I’ll follow him home” responses are mad weird and telling tbh.

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@uche_xxi

5 months

I’ll take pedri on wheel chair over odegbami anytime any day If he like make he dey score from øzone layer 😂

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@demetrius3244

5 months

You won’t believe it but Pedri has 5 La liga assists in his entire career 😭😭

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@uche_xxi

6 months

You won’t get it

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@uche_xxi

7 months

When you bottle the league for a record 2nd time, my face will be the first thing you see.

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@demetrius3244

7 months

Calling Bellingham a tap in merchant all season long only for him to slap one from 30 yards into your net is crazy 😭

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@uche_xxi

5 months

I dey find babe wey I go spoil her life Like literally put her on the path of damnation

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2 months

I’m dead dawg😭😭😭 That’s his face ffs

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@uche_xxi

4 months

Women and I’ll not cook, cook this cook that, like say no be rubbish most of una dey cook😂😂

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@uche_xxi

5 months

“He scored 15 this season so next season he’ll score 25🥹”

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@bagofnuts_

5 months

Martinelli has 2 PL goals in the last 8 months

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@uche_xxi

28 days

Not a fraud boy but if you no succeed at wetin you dey do, you no go dey depressed?

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Yahoo boys funny as hell, you dey depressed because you no see person scam successfully?😂😂

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@uche_xxi

9 months

@Cerebrone Balde is his daddy

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4 months

@Flexdeyforyou No use tears spoil your screen

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@uche_xxi

5 months

INEC use 4am wey everybody dey sleep call fake result

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@uche_xxi

2 months

They just make up anything and slap “Barca fans” on it. LMFAOOOO

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‘He needs to play the argentine way’ Barca fans😂😂

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@uche_xxi

27 days

I love FT bro. Cos when Rice was scoring worldies against Chelsea and united, dying minute winner at Luton, he was the best midfielder itw😂 Now we’re here.

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Declan Rice is easily one of the worst midfielders i’ve seen play for arsenal. All bro does is hide from the ball and overcompensate off the ball.

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@uche_xxi

7 months

@yrnBdo Him vocal cords go damage

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@uche_xxi

3 months

Why must it be a gem? Make e get financial value. Nigerian women💔

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@iam_thowbie

3 months

@Laxix6 A stone Must be a gem not an ordinary stone sha

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@uche_xxi

10 months

My university journey almost coming to an end, feels surreal bro.

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@uche_xxi

4 months

This is the last night to buy Roque stocks cos the train leaves tonight. See you at 10 league goals (minimum) in May.

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@uche_xxi

11 months

I’ll win the league next season. Arsenal probably finishes 2nd or 3rd again. But Arteta>>Xavi because “did you see the touch line rotation between White, Saka and Odegaard before the goal against Nottingham forest😱😱😱😱”

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@uche_xxi

5 months

Leroy Sane has recently bagged a degree, Mudryk it’s not late, you still have a chance.

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5 months

Alhamdulillah Bsc. Chemistry bagged ✅

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@uche_xxi

9 months

Love how FT knows the 2 biggest clubs

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@CFCDUBois

9 months

Saka is outrageous. It won’t be long before Real/Barcelona come calling.

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@uche_xxi

8 months

Int’l team love only goes to home based Spanish players and Messi. The rest do usually fok off.

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@danny_idy

8 months

Barça fans will have to support Ronaldo when João Felix and Cancelo are playing for Portugal 😂😂😂😂😂

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@uche_xxi

8 months

He’s been a better midfielder than Smellingham this season lol

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

8 months

📸 - WONDERFUL ASSIST BY GAVI IN THE 90TH MINUTE OF THE GAME TO MAKE IT 3-2!

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@uche_xxi

6 months

This is exactly why she posted the vid, to garner attention. She knows she’s wrong but she wants something stimulating in her life, so let twitter people drag her.

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@uche_xxi

4 months

When them call am monkey he go begin cry😂

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

4 months

📸 - Vinicius Jr telling the Barcelona bench the score.

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@uche_xxi

6 months

What about your father

SEUN💫

@_oluwaseun9

6 months

Temi Otedola said she has visited just 27 countries in total, what about you?

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@uche_xxi

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Person say him papa no like am, you say na lie😂😂

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@Narcos__10

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@wiztootall @Marknit0 Your papa like you oboy, when you don born, you go realize then give am more regards.

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@uche_xxi

5 months

@dekingaruku You’ll sleep tonight and that’ll be your last

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@uche_xxi

5 months

Holjund is proof that eye test>>> stats

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@uche_xxi

3 months

You’re not Beyonce you fucking dimwit

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@uhdohr

3 months

But I thought high value men wouldn’t want their women dressed like this?🙃

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@uche_xxi

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@kofoworola__a We can’t pay 20m for Bozovic na Brighton we go enter negotiations with?😂

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5 months

Igbo people dey use house brag for 2024😂😂

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@uche_xxi

8 months

Chelsea FT is just their fans following performances of players they were linked to and pointing fingers at each other for not wanting the player 😭😭😭

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@uche_xxi

9 months

@jeremylovesyall It’s Cillian bro, there’s something about him.

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@uche_xxi

4 months

In 2024 please eat properly, go to the gym, lose weight and be fit.❤️

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@uche_xxi

3 months

I lived through 2022 WC, this AFCON got nothing on me

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8 months

Oya make una come play una own. No vex😂😂😂

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@uche_xxi

9 months

Has any of his prophecies ever worked?😭

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@CFCDUBois

9 months

In 2014/15: Arsenal beat Man City in the community shield. Chelsea went onto win the PL Arsenal just beat City to win the community shield…

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@uche_xxi

3 months

Are you crazy? Xavi won the league ffs

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@brfootball

3 months

It doesn't always end perfectly when a club legend becomes manager... 😢

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@uche_xxi

4 months

I see that girl’s POV now lol. Bear the consequences of your actions. E fit affect me too but I’ll rejoice when you’re at the receiving end.

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@uche_xxi

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Anybody wey no dey deal with women on game mode no serious at all

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Women >>>>

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@uche_xxi

6 months

You dey track their games like you dey plan win PL😂😂😂

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@darlytheboy

6 months

City’s next 3 games na pool, spurs and villa at home lol

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@uche_xxi

5 months

See tears over this tweet, like most women don’t strategically position themselves for rich n!ggas, just for the money. Everything is 100x evil when a man does it.😂