Pre menstrural cramps,Menstrual cramps,Ovulation cramps,Pregnancy cramps
And you choose to be with a guy that's not caring & loving? you must be insane.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't go and snap the ballot paper to come and post on social media to show u voted. It's an offense under the Electoral Act punishable by a fine or 6 months imprisonment or both.
No chase clout land for kirikiri
If na 2 children you fit raise well, no born 3 if na 1 child you fit raise,no born 2, if na your wife alone, no born 1, if na you alone, no bother to marry, make life easy for everybody
Customer send fake alert, they don waybill empty carton give am. E still pay the dispatch rider to receive the empty package, now e call vendor d thrèathen am
House parties used to be for networking and chilling, now you enter there you'll hear, “I believe we’re all matured here, Wo, I don’t want to be matured o
Everybody wants to feed the orphanage, but nobody wants to feed their starving friends & neighbours, because some want to snap & post to impress the media. Remember “Charity begins at home ”
If we date, we're a team. Whatever you lack, I got you. We will balance each other out, I’ll gift you randomly,Minor setbacks? We'll make a better come back. Bad day? I'll promise you a better night. I'll keep you motivated & at the top. You don't ever have to doubt my loyalty.…
Me 🤝 shamefully going back to the first woman I approached in the market after walking around the whole market and finding out her price is actually the cheapest.
AVERAGE COSTS OF A WEDDING FOR 2024
Decor N3m
Catering and beverages N2.8m
Venue N1.2m
Lighting &Effects N1m
MC and DJ N800k
Planning/Coordination N500k
Hair&Makeup N250k
Photography and videography N600k
Cake 150k
Bouncers 80k Ushering 80k
Live band 500k
Photobooth/360 N500k…
I really dislike that phase where you fall out with someone you used to be cool with and now you can't post or repost in peace because it looks like a direct sub or attäck.
You meet someone new and y'all bond so effortlessly and you are like "where have you been all my life?!"
Two month’s later they go back to where they have been all your life.
I'm not saying this because I think it's a flex, but, “out of sight” is out of mind' is so certain with me. If there's no constant communication between us, I will forget you. Whether I want you or not, you'll fade from my memory.