Sammy Desh @Deshysmalls Twitter profile

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

3 months

This AFCON made VAR seem so easy to use, it only proves Referees in the Premier League are either incompetent or outrightly corrupt.

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Sammy Desh

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8 months

If my child ever does this, i am resigning from work immediately.

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Sammy Desh

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11 months

My cousin broke up with his Ex girlfriend because she's too spiritual and loves fasting too much. He met another girl and they got married 3 years ago, his wife just got ordained as a pastor last week. I haven't stopped laughing since.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

The scariest thing about this Corona Virus is that you being careful is not enough, because your survival also depends on your neighbour having sense and acting right.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

6 years

As a student in 2010 i gave a guy my pocket money to pay his final year tuition fees, he reached out to me few minutes ago to dash me 2 plots of land in Ado Ekiti. I am speechless

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

3 years

Update your twitter and you can now tweet without VPN in Nigeria. @jack your head dey there.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 months

Ancelotti looked not to have evolved tactically and philosophically at Everton until Real Madrid came calling. Even some pundits in England were calling him finished, & shocked when he was announced by Madrid. A manager is only as good as the players at his disposal.

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@deejayfaremi

4 months

Jose Mourinho did not evolve tactically and philosophically.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Someone made it to @ARISEtv

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

2 years

Peter Obi has had more scrutiny and hate in 1 month, than Buhari in 7 years.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

3 years

If Justin UG didn't have proof that he left Nigeria for the US on 29th, he would be labelled a Rapist forever all because of a lie.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

I left OAU for Finland in 400L to pursue a new degree, and i ended up graduating same year with some of my Nigerian classmates.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

This is sport in the UK.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Bill was 470k, waitress came and all 5 friends dropped their cards and asked her to pick anyone for payment. There's nothing more fun than when everybody wins. God bless me and my guys.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

Lagos State Governor gave more public attention to "Mummy be calming down" than he's ever given to the #EndSARS campaign and agitations.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Many Nigerians don't respect you until they think you have money. Was at the bank to complain about a 15k POS dispute, & the customer rep spoke to me like i was there to beg until she also saw my Dom account. We need to do better as a people cos everyone deserves respect.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

One of my 2020 goals is to help 5 people U30 move to Finland.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

"Dorime no be for Civil servant" "If na you take Camry block G Wagon abeg go comot your Toy" A society that worships money will always have these kind of problems.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Whenever i post a picture on Twitter, my wife will just like it and move on, but dem post Maduka Okoye pictures and she's putting 🔥 Emoji.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

4 siblings scattered around 3 continents, saw one another for the first time in 9 years at their father's funeral this weekend. All are married with kids, & their children have never met. This is what Nigeria is doing to families, this shouldn't be normal. NIGERIA MUST WORK.

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Sammy Desh

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5 years

This guy came to Finland as a student in 2016 when i met him almost frozen to death in sub-zero temperature. Paid his rent for 7 months and got him his first job. Tomorrow, we will be going to the airport to pick his wife and kid as they arrive from Nigeria. Couldn't be prouder

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Whether you like it or not, if you follow me on this space you're making your first million this year. Work Hard, Work Smart, Be Intentional.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Even if you realise the kids are yours after DNA test, it still doesn't mean she's not cheating.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

This guy on my street just called me and what he said blew me away. "Bro i hear say you wan marry, you know say i no get money because na you dey always give me but my mama get farm and i fit travel go village go bring bananas and yams for you" It's always the little things.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

Barely 2hrs after arriving in Nigeria SARS officers stopped me at Alagbole Akute and one of them said "Which work young man like you dey do wey you fresh like this" another said "Put him in the car, he's a RITUALIST" This is what young Nigerians go through daily #EndSARS

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

So you were the Adekunle in Ciroma Chukwuka.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

FG lifts Twitter ban exactly after 222 days, 666 is number of the the Antichrist and 666 - 222 = 444. 444 - 222 + 222 - 222 + 444 = 666. Do you get it now?

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

No need for long talks. When your own pikin fail for school, carry am go Quilox.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

I always use male voice on Google maps because a woman can not be telling me where to go.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

07:05:2021 My daughter broke her first plate 😍😍😍

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

SARS no dey Finland, you're welcome here.

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Sammy Desh

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6 years

Beckham kissing his 5 year old daughter on the lips was Inappropriate, but a mother fingering her daughter till she squirted is bonding Guys kneeling during proposal is romantic but it's patriarchal for a lady to do so during traditional rites. Many are mad but few are roaming.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

3 years

2007 was 14 years ago, yet a car manufactured in 2007 is still very unaffordable for most Nigerians.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

We provide our own water We provide our own electricity We provide our own security We provide our own jobs We provide our own shelter We even fix our own roads. The least the government can do is make sure we are not dying at the hands of the Police. #EndSarsProtests

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

I left OAU in my 4th year, and after plenty time lost to ASUU strike to start another degree in Finland. It looked like madness at the time, but it's one of the best decisions of my life. It's never too late, and you're never too old to start over.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

Nigerian Bloggers: Will Kamala Harris still cook for her husband after becoming VP?

Doug Emhoff

@DouglasEmhoff

4 years

So proud of you. ❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Asking for her account details is enough, you don't need to do oversabi by sending money.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

2 years

Lagos is a very unhealthy and dangerous city.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

11pm welcome to summer in Finland.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

2 years

Guy carried his babe to Amala Skye, and as he left her on their table to queue and place orders, the man wey dey my table sent his PA/Friend to collect her number and she gave him. Boyfriend don return and he no sabi say him babe don drop digit for prospective glucose guardian.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

2hrs ago on my way to a meeting i drove past a pothole here, and now it's already fixed. This is why i gladly pay 28% in taxes.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

This is my beloved daughter, in whom i am well pleased. Artemis Ayomikun Adeoje ❤️ #GirlDad .

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

Do you still have her number?

Prof. Yemi Osinbajo

@ProfOsinbajo

9 years

I just spoke to Danladi Erisa, a farmer in Gombe. She is worried about employment, and has decided #IHaveDecided http://t.co/vC8BE5Y7DT

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

I attended my best friend @ifedesh son's 1 year old birthday party today, just like i attended when he himself celebrated 1 year.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Moving into my dad's house in our hometown, this would be my home now. If you need to make medieval times movies, i won't charge much 😂.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

I lost my wallet in Viva cinema Ibadan on Sunday, but didn’t realise until this morning. It contains my Nigerian, Finnish, & EU bank cards, Nigerian & Finnish Driver’s licenses, Finnish National ID, Finnish & EU Health Insurance cards, & NIN slip. Name: Adeoje Samuel Adeshina.

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Sammy Desh

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1 year

He was once the Chancellor of LAUTECH.

Spark Media

@Spark__Thoughts

1 year

JUST IN: ASUU won’t go on strike during my tenure - Tinubu.

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Sammy Desh

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1 year

When my cousin died. He struggled a lot growing up, did menial jobs to see himself through Poly & University. Finally got a bank job, & for the first time he had hope. Started work, got first salary, left work on Friday, fell sick on Saturday, & died on Tuesday. He was 29.

Man of Letters.

@Letter_to_Jack

1 year

At what point did it become clear to you that this life is Vanity? What happened?

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

I am working on an Official/Unofficial partnership with some schools in Finland to help bring in more international students starting 2021.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

We've seen many peaceful protesters taken to court, but not one Police Officer has been identified, arrested, or prosecuted. Does this look like justice to us? #EndSWAT

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

You dey owe me like 1.2M and you dey send 50k as part payment. Why are Nigerians so frustrating like this na 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Sammy Desh

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6 years

Bride price doesn't make her your property Virginity doesn't define her worth She's female doesn't make the kitchen her office Short dress doesn't mean she's looking for it Her gender doesn't make her solely responsible for parenting As men, we need to unlearn some things.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Anal sex at 14 isn't the discussion here. Knowingly coercing, lying to, grooming, and finally having sex with a minor is a crime that should never be muddled up with something else.

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Sammy Desh

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5 years

This 83k gist remind me of my 300L for OAU. I use my last 3k carry babe go new buka and she no come finish her chicken, na for her front i put am inside nylon carry go drink garri with boys for hostel.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

This was the day i made the decision to leave all my comfort in Finland behind, and move back to Nigeria to join politics. I will be running for House of Assembly seat in my constituency, and with all your support i am confident that NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

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@Deshysmalls

4 years

@deejayfaremi Yeah i know, but i just feel so strongly about Nigeria and would like to be a part of the change we desire.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Naija babe wey dey earn same amount as you go dey call you broke while calling herself independent.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

He is a FRAUDSTER not a hacker, use the correct term. This is why the Nigerian Police criminalise tech guys, HUSHPUPPI ISN'T A HACKER.

EFCC Nigeria

@officialEFCC

4 years

Nigerian most-wanted hacker, Ramoni Igbalode, alias Ray hushpuppy, recently arrested by the International Police(Interpol) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation(FBI), has considerable cases of cyber crimes being investigated by the EFCC. 2/

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Sammy Desh

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1 year

That Daniel Regha guy is the monster you all made, you people need to stop making foolish people famous.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Don't let anyone try to dissociate APC from Buhari's performance as President. APC is Buhari, and Buhari is APC.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

3 years

Abike na Minister of Celebrations, while Cousin Yemi Osinbajo na Condolence Minister. Jingle Government.

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👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼. We celebrate Dr Ogbuagu #proudlyNigerian

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

May an abomination like Buhari never befall our country again.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

On this day about a decade ago i reluctantly left Nigeria for Finland, and the rest of my life began.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

If you support Tinubu, Tambuwal, Atiku, Saraki, GEJ, or Osinbajo for President in 2023, you have either collected money, or you're a bigot. It's only Peter Obi that has organic support, and only his supporters love Nigeria.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Jesus trying his best to be as useless as Mohammed.

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4 years

Get your International Passport, write IELTS, get your Degrees, Transcripts and Certifications ready because you're travelling and studying abroad in 2020.

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4 years

Arise TV arose when Nigerians needed our undiluted story told.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

It's been a year already, and we're just getting started ❤️

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

11 years in Finland i used my extra tyre just ONCE, but just 5 months in Nigeria, i have bought 4 new tyres, and have had to use extra tyre NINE TIMES. Nigerian roads are too expensive.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Regardless of who the candidate is, the APC don't deserve our votes for the Presidency in 2023.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

2 years

First time i visited Nigeria after many years in Finland, i had been chatting with a babe consistently & told her I'd like us to hook up whenever i am around. Got to Nigeria & it was then i realized "hook up" had an entirely different interpretation. Last time i ever used them.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

Every young girl in Northern Nigeria also deserves to smile like this on their wedding day, not married off as children and robbed of their innocence.

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4 years

VIDEO: Naira Rain At Hanan Buhari’s Wedding #TheFirstWedding

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@Deshysmalls

4 years

Photographers are the most hardworking people in the APC administration.

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4 years

The panel will in the next 24 hours be joined by 2 youth representatives and a member of the National Human Rights Commission as we look to provide restitution while following due process.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

Has anyone seen Fela Durotoye stop his car to pick up trash on the road since the last election?

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

3 years

Student Visa changed my life, it can change yours too.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Did they save up for their own naming?

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Save up for your burial. Don’t stress your kids.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

Some people are more angry at the fact that i called Funke Akindele and her husband idiots, than they are about what they did. If you excuse such behaviour, you are an IDIOT too.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Not surprising though... Island Lagosians see Mainland Lagosians as "inferior" Riders see Uber drivers as "inferior" Customers see Vendors as being at their mercy Even folks with plenty followers see those with less as "inferior" There's classism everywhere you turn in Naija

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

We need to stand by Flutterwave, no intimidation by the government will happen without resistance from the people.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

5 years

Dem suppose comot the sugar come use the cane flog you.

𝐒𝐢𝐫 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐮 𝐘𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐚

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5 years

Fresh sugar cane, 5000 naira pack

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

I got shown a 4 bedroom Duplex in Ibadan today, and total package costs just 520k.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

2 years

If you marry a woman whose family aren't looking to you to lift them out of poverty, your marriage go soft.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

2 years

For those twitter folks who are always quick to convert naira to dollars, hope you guys see how much 100$ actually means to folks abroad.

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2 years

Police officers from the Ocala Police Department being Santa and giving $100 bills to residents. Sweeeeeet PR. 😁😍

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Student Visa has changed lives, Student Visa is changing lives, and Student Visa will continue to change lives.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

I was in debt running into millions & about to lose my apartment in 2013, a FWB offered to help offset my debts & even give me extra but with condition that we make things official. I chose homelessness instead, but learnt a vital lesson that Women rarely help unconditionally.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Peter Obi gave his estimate in Dollars, the screenshot you posted is in Euros cos that's the local currency in the Netherlands. You are one of the reasons Obi is campaigning very seriously about Education.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

We don't have these frivolous discussions on Mother's day because we all acknowledge that only one gender can be mothers, but when it's Father's day you people suddenly start doing mental gymnastics on the TL.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

If Yul Edochie's wife isn't happy with his decision to marry a second wife, she should leave. I am sure if she were the one that married another husband, Yul would have left. No need for all these hot takes.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

Perception: PHD holder left Cleaner boyfriend. Reality: Student girlfriend left Student boyfriend. Perception: PHD holder doing well, while then boyfriend may still be struggling. Reality: PHD holder doing very well, & then boyfriend doing well too & now an employer of labour.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

4 years

In honour of everyone that died tonight, the Lekki toll gate can no longer be allowed to stand.

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Sammy Desh

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5 years

"I won't pour my heart out to any man again" Sorry o Christiane Amanpour.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

"I don't use Bolt, i use Uber". A Nigerian trying to display classissm. Many of you are mentally unstable.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

Burutai told us few days ago that the Nigerian Army is loyal to Buhari and not Nigerians, today they proved it.

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Sammy Desh

@Deshysmalls

3 years

That "cashout" comment just summed up the mentality of some babes when it comes to relationships. Parasites wey dey wear wig.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Only poverty mentality will make you think earning 200K in Nigeria monthly is big money though.

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Sammy Desh

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2 years

When Obasanjo brought the GSM movement into Nigeria and it made life easier for all and sundry, we thought it was all about Mobile Phones. Little did we know the real GSM that'd make us happy isn't a Mobile Phone, but Governor Seyi Makinde.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

History has been made.

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Sammy Desh

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3 years

Became a Husband and Father.

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3 years

What’s so biggest achievement so far in 2020? Be proud of yourself

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I remember a night in 2013 i was on a night bus with a friend in Katowice Poland, and this white boy came to us and brought out banana while calling us Niggers. The bus driver intentionally left the door locked and waited for us to finish beating him before he opened it again.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

Jokes apart, this NDDC scandal is enough to provoke a widespread protest.

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Sammy Desh

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4 years

She made twitter think you raped her, but in a bid to refute her claims you have made twitter know you raped her.

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