A thread with the links of stories I have posted here:
Sex with a Follower,
Madam HR,
True Confessions of a Humper and Humpee,
The Chronicles of Papi, etc.
Enjoy! Retweet! Follow!
In 2019, please can we not have the booby vs. bumbum talks? Thank you.
Let's start talking about the following:
Artificial Intelligence (AI)
Internet of Things (IoT)
Augmented Reality
Blockchain
Digital Assets
Bionics with AI
Business sustainability in Nigeria
Renewable Energy
The intimacy
Knowing you belong to & have someone
The conversations
The VNs & video calls
The requitted love
The matching goofiness
The advice
The prayers
The playfulness
The laughs
The rants
The premium tatafo
The "Baby, I need your brain."
The "Let's"
The Photos
The Romance
Etc
It was a Friday night, I stayed back at work after everyone had left, to run the organization's server updates, so that no bugger in the form of a director or any member of staff working weekends would bother my weekend. I checked my laptop to see the movies I was downloading...
People are trekking to work, looking defeated. Remote workers don’t have light to even power their inverters. Content creators won’t be able to create because generator noises. This is not life at all.
I will marry the right woman, from the right family, at the right time. I don't care the stuff some of you come on here to post about marriage. Marriage is something I look forward to, I'll be an accomplished family man 😊 If you have contrasting opinions, e no concern me at all.
Denver International Airport, over time has been wrapped in one conspiracy theory or the other, particularly with the "Illuminati" - weird markers, odd art, gargoyles, demonic horse statue, etc.
Well, they added an interactive gargoyle last year that converses in real time- AI??
Conversations like this can take you from 🙄 to 🤣 in a minute. To think we've been having this type of convo everyday for more than a year 😍😍😍
Truth be told, being in a relationship is not easy, you'll need to give up some things, but with the right person, it's worth it! 😉
35 years ago, a baby boy was born. 35 years later, he's still a baby boy.
35 years after, he'll still be a baby boy. 😁
I'll always be God's baby boy, and future madam's, and my folks too.
35 years don waka, I still dey carry go!
So many of us are looking forward to sing "See what the Lord has done," not from a place of "faith" this time, but from a deep place of gratitude for something that seemed impossible.
To those of us hoping for the miraculous, God will come through. 🙏
In the family of rice, white rice and stew is the head of the family.
Jollof rice is the proud & narcissistic family member.
Fried rice is the rich member of the family that just makes an appearance.
Ofada rice is the rice with tribal marks- a relation.
Basmati? Adopted member.
Twitter is toxic, really really toxic, you're not allowed to go against the crowd, you are not allowed to have your own opinion, you're not allowed to mind your own business, you're expected to turn the left cheek when being attacked by angry minions- Tiring stuff!!
😂😂😂
This is Twitter:
People are getting connects,
People are getting partnerships,
People are promoting their brands,
People are getting good opportunities,
People are learning to be better people,
People are getting loved,
People are getting married,
People are laughing,
You??😏
Good morning Aviators 😍
Good morning Farmers 😍
Good morning Doctors 😍
Good morning Lawyers 😍
Good morning Teachers 😍
Good morning Architects 😍
Good morning Engineers 😍
Good morning OAPs 😍
Good morning Accountants 😍
The rest of you can get your good morning from HR. 🙄
Dear God,
See the gift Cuppy is giving her Dad, I'm not going to say "God When?", instead I'll say "God thank you!", it is a good thing to desire. Me sef go do for my parents too, and my pikins them go do even better for me and their Mama.
Amen🙏
And the people say????
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The day one keke controller told me "Bros, I dey make 8k or e bad 6500 everyday...." as he was talking, I whipped my phone out to do calculations... He blew my mind when he said he had 2 other kekes, and he put his younger brothers in charge to deliver 4500 everyday.
Respect!!!
If they think a near thirty five year old baby boy like me would be fascinated by this, then they are mistaken about so many things. That's our beloved Optimus Prime. Who's idea was this? Is there a Bumblebee version too? Camera plus stop-motion idea in my head. How do I get it?
Good morning Aviators 😍
Good morning Thick Aunties 😍
Good morning People in Tech 😍
Good morning Photographers 😍
Good morning Writers 😍
Good morning Instrumentalists 😍
Good morning Lovers of good music 😍
The rest of you, una dooh ooo 😏
We had been chatting on Twitter for a while, we had a unique style of communicating: on the TL, we rarely interacted with each other, a few retweets here, some likes there, you could hardly see us comment on each other's Tweets. However, our DM was all shades of lit, that was...
When your chubby-cheeked sweetheart is vexing and throwing tantrums, just hold her cheeks or chin like a baby's and say stuff like "coochicoochicoochi.. Atutupoyoyo.. You're such an adorable big baby"
If that argument doesn't change to enjoyment, come and beat in my house. 😉😂
Dear Aproko Doctor
@aproko_doctor
,
I have failed thee. Thine brother openeth the chiller and seeth cold bottles of Fanta. Oh! I fighteth a good fight for a water cause, but I have been vanquished, because my flesh faileth me, as I have downed the cold bottle of Fanta, & belched.
I had saved up some money and could not wait to leave my parent's house, and go start life on my on, and on my own terms. There was no pressure from them to leave, and being a good child, they knew I wasn't going to make irrational & irresponsible decisions, but I still felt like
the video of that wonderful night.
Well, I learned she resigned the next day, whatever happened to her after, we don't know and we don't care.
THE END!!!
One of the amazing wins of 2019...At least I have left the camp of the "God When" clan, and I won't be saying "Ending 2019 single blablabla"
Thank you my Princess for an awesome year... Cheers to more wins individually and as a "Us Against The World" team in 2020.😁
I haven't had red meat in months, noodles in a year and months, and carbonated drinks in months, and there's a huge difference - my health got way better! No palpitations, no headaches, no HBP, no blood pressure drugs in months. God did His part, I had to do mine too. 😁
I say my I nack native today, first native this year.....e fit be the only one this year.... I no dey shine teeth like that for real life 🙄
Anyway, I'm sending love & light your way 😁
Have yourselves a blessed week 🤗
Good afternoon glasses wearing people of Twitter 🤓
(There's no category of picture dropping that you won't find on Twitter so? 🤷♂️)
Yesterday,
@Fortunate4tun
did for the men in suit 🙄
Me sef don vex.... Drop your glasses wearing pictures, let's know ourselves 🤓
For I've tasted and seen Your goodness
And I've stood in the power of Your presence
For I've felt the depths of Your mercy
And oh, how Your love, it always surrounds me 🎶 🎶 🎶
Cheers to a new year! 😁
How many of us drink water right after taking tea, coffee, pap, or oats??? Let us know our unique selves, and perhaps start a WhatsApp group for Unique Peoples 😁😁😁
👌I drink water mehnnn
See strokes, see coordination, see syncopation, see fills from small pikin oooo!!! Even bassist don lost 😂😂😂
I don talk am before say my children must learn at least one musical instrument, so that we go dey jam together!
I love relationships where both partners are supporting each other, not just "transactional mekwe" in the name of "serious relationship"... Like y'all be like "hey baby, I need your brain here, how do you think I should do this?...mehn oh bebe, I love your brain" - I do this 😂😂
Dear God,
Contrary to a lot of people's opinions, may the forthcoming elections be the smoothest Nigeria has ever witnessed.
And if any wicked persons have purposed within themselves to wreak havoc against innocent Nigerians, let their wickedness be upon their own heads.
Amen🙏
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