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Public affairs with @MWAAHQ . ✈ Experienced crisis communicator. Former public safety spokesperson. Beagle mama & Wash CAPS fan.

Arlington, VA
Joined May 2018
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@EmilyKaitlinnn From my boyfriend of four years 😂
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@All_Too_Kel @helllojojo I don’t think it’s that the nails are painted that’s the issue. It’s that she is tapping them on the container like influencers do in ASMR videos that is the cringe thing. That’s what she is picked up-the mannerisms.
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@malloriesullivn Notice that CNN conveniently blocked the real hero in the photo with their headline. She was just just a woman in the background to them. In the rush to push out a story quickly, they didn’t dig enough.
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@vitriolrva @BMakesMusic My boyfriend got me one for my birthday and it was great until the crows found it. They clean out the feeder in 10 minutes flat so we are at war. Look how distorted their photos are! 😂
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@ChickswKnives @chezpim As you try to do when your kids are young, I tried to steer mine away from “I hate that” & “I don’t like that” because they are such absolute terms. They settled on “this isn’t my favorite” on their own, which I was okay with. 😉
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@truthovertact @adamgreattweet I was going to say the same about my boyfriend 😂
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@beautifullybunk @avgeekjake “Emotionality?” Are you effing kidding me? I wonder if you would say the same thing if it was a male pilot saying it in the same manner. The crew did an amazing job which is reflected in videos of how calm the passengers were able to stay.
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@astralfvck She looks like she has LIVED.
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@kngdvo “Hit by an 18 wheeler” or “HIT an 18 wheeler” potato, po-TATO. 😂
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@LeslieStreeter When people tell you who they are, we have to listen. Sometimes when we are young, it takes us longer.
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@Nicole_Cliffe I learn something new everyday.
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@TrevorLess “Why is the sky orange?” -probably Carol
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@taylorsschumann Unfortunately, some departments will not take a police report unless it is clearly over a certain amount of damage. They just don’t have the time/staffing and are not required to by their policy or by the state/commonwealth code.
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@bfishbfish This can only be a J. Peterman catalog description for the Swiss cotton undershirts. ✍️
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@lingerie_addict People are so deliberately contrary online. You-I love pancakes. 🥞 Them-Why do you hate waffles? 🧇
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@NotABigJerk Ummm, BF and I actually like it so much we stopped by the island the brewery is on last weekend. 😂
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@blvckxpe @ghostinmypocket I love the attitude! ☠️
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@kciesemier @iSmashFizzle Me too! I only started at the beginning of September. I have a hard time with motivation & willpower. I used to do 1.3 miles on my "long days". Now I walk at least 2-3 miles a day. I know it's not a big thing, but I'm ridiculously proud of myself.
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@theferocity @ggadventures Those biometrics will always get ya at the airport!
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@vinn_ayy My boyfriend ate like this for a week but it’s because he was getting ready for his colonoscopy….
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@deannaortiz_ @yc You know he will also use a HANDFUL when it should be a dime size amount.
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@bestofnextdoor Emus-known around the world for bringing communities together & giving them something interesting to talk about. 😂
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@omgskr That’s what Netflix documentaries are for.
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@Kristen_Arnett I just started working for the airport, so I’m going to check on this STAT. 😂
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@DCNewsLive @WTOPtraffic This was a disastrous bridge collapse that sent vehicles and people plunging into the river. While the video and explanation is helpful, everyone could have done without the emojis.
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@sarahroseetter I wanted to see photos of the giant cat!
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@marigolds @Nicole_Cliffe My BF's mom (deceased now) disliked the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" because she thought Ferris was not a good friend to Cameron. Totally a mom moment!
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@ronnui_ @303Rosie Right? I did that last September too😂 Great to know that if some rando in Europe is using my number you assume it's me. It isn't, buddy.
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@missmulrooney When I was that age I told my mom there was a hippopotamus in the yard. We live in Virginia Sort of the same letters? 😒
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@ExilePasta @EmilyKaitlinnn Right? She is better off without that guy.
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@biggestbotx Big’s twin brother who had been adopted at birth by another family was the one who actually died, and John has been hiding out this whole time. #Telenovela
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@latann @libbybakalar Sure. Everyone wants that. The reason this is being reiterated is because there are numerous social media posts saying the Alaska pilot was “emotional” which is biased terminology towards women. No one says that about men who are stressed.
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@foodofseals @NifMuhammad @BeccaL_ynn I came here for this comment. I loved my Book-It personal pan pizzas as a kid 😂🍕
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The DC travel rite of passage FINALLY HAPPENED TO ME (sort of) I got up EARLY to drive a friend to @Dulles_Airport , only to find out their flight was at @Reagan_Airport (I work at these airports😂) PS-They made it.
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@KnightyTheGreat @anicacoela Oh my lord, I think you got it 😂 It helped that it was hanging on the tree in just the right way. I can’t believe it!
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@vabaddie97 @alexgmurd I was looking for a DCA/IAD mention in this thread.
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@theferocity "Not everyone wants to meet you Tucker," I say as my enthusiastic beagle desperately tries to sniff every dog he sees.
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@stuckinaportal I get it man. I was so shocked by the size of this new egg, I took a photo of my current eggs as comparison. Or current eg as it were 😉
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@daddygofish Was this is written in the POV of my dog Tucker? He becomes impatient and starts barking until I begin walking again. 😂
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I work with Moira Rose. Does that make me a Jazzagal?
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@iSmashFizzle Any statement with “I’m not a racist, I’m not a bigot BUT...” 😒
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@emmapapandrea She did not like hear they were “intimate.” No shit Raquel, he was lying you you just like he was lying to her.
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@iSmashFizzle That is a lot of breaks....breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies,
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@KimberlyWriter I think the betrayal of the older woman was more hurtful to her than nasty man's comments. That where her tears come from. Young women come to expect that from men, but we expect and DESERVE help and support from other women.
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@mathemactivist @Doctor1Hundred $100 is very reasonable adoption fee, even more so considering all the care he needed. Rescue groups charge much higher fees.
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@AbeFroman @slidingblade It is trauma tourism.
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@jameyhatley Lordy hopes someday she will be referring to him a different way.
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@okane_kc @avgeekjake She did a great job. I’ve spent decades listening to cops on the radio who gotten into shootings, foot pursuits, fights, etc. She was stressed and initially confused, yes. But she didn’t sound like she “nearly lost it.”
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@punished_cait Meanwhile I was training myself to sleep on my back so I don’t dislocate my shoulder putting it in the vulnerable position by tucking my arm up under my pillow while sleeping in my stomach. We are not the same 😂
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@JWPascale Also on the Green this morning at Navy Yard.
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@anicacoela These were my grandma’s and I made them into ornaments. I have NO CLUE what the one on the left could be! 😂
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@alittleleader Our police dept has a service dog for this and he does the exact same thing. I take every opportunity to cuddle with his enormous soft face after a career of crisis management. 🥰
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@stroznuts I like your mom’s style.
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@kenzianidiot Oh “things we overhear”, I like that the guys are getting spicy with the chat tonight!
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@HanaTiss @KwanAnnTan I was just thinking this! 😂
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@arabellesicardi @Nicole_Cliffe Just watched an episode of Home Town on HGTV where Erin would not allow someone to stage the bed jutting out from the corner because the homeowner was a “grown woman”. 😂
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@NotABigJerk If you are uncomfortable talking about your hobby openly it’s probably not an “okay” hobby, right? 🤔
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@ItsLumberzack @GWtweets Oh that’s cute, you think interns run social media.
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@jtrebach I'm a cis straight woman who isn't having children, off with my head I guess? Will someone volunteer to take care of my beagle?
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@BabsVan It would be insanely cold and where do you get your towel?
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@CheeseCakePCK Better leave on a high note.
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@joshgondelman @rexs1gma Depending of the size of your plane, some have two rows and the front exit row does not recline. Then you are stuck!
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@Shogun_lux If you are a baker, applesauce is a frequent replacement for oil in baked goods, but I base it on type of recipe. I’ve used in cakey-bread recipes a ton that I felt had too much oil, like banana or zucchini.
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@beautifullybunk @avgeekjake You have made plenty of assumptions so that won’t stop anyone else.
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@how_do_i_pdf Don’t forget all the wool dryer balls.
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@inLaurasWords Take your birthday off. Just because. 🎂
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@latann @libbybakalar Some of that may be due to the conditions of a depressurized cabin and having to speak thru a massive oxygen mask.
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@sur_rules I love that she just gets up and leaves when she is done with the James situation at some of these dinners. Good for her.
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@baddestmamajama @JCGlucks This would be me. I would use the chair to make me 5’10”, and I would scrape it on the ground as I dragged it everywhere. ☠️
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@defnotadino As a former stepmother, I would treasure something like that. I obviously can’t speak for her. If you have those feelings in your heart, it’s good to share them. ❤️
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@KimmyMonte My boyfriend: I guess we will find out.
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@ctschwerin @MEPFuller “Randy to Rand” are a far cry from “Bill to Michael.” Are you kidding me? That’s the same thing as going from Tommy to Tom. 😂
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@offbeatorbit I love the person who shared photos of the place. If it had been a super cute date spot, it would have been tempting, but it was just bleh. Meet at a place halfway-WITH NO ROOFIES 😂
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@SweeneyABC 8 minutes late for a window boarding isn’t too bad 😂
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@gracecamille_ I always have to physically restrain myself from saying “little bear!” to strangers regarding their baby. As I am sure it eventually becomes annoying. ☠️
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I snapped a sunset shot of the @Dulles_Airport terminal on my way home from work tonight.
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@redditships This should be re-titled to: Thanks to my small minded parents, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday.
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@brooklyn3r @FatWednesday @EmilyKaitlinnn Thanks for that reminder! I screwed up my contacts last week and DELETED THE WHOLE THING 🤦‍♀️ 😂
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@panagis21 Schedule some time with her assistant if you have questions. Maybe she can fit you in.
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@iSmashFizzle My mom stopped letting us watch “Grease” because my four-year-old little sister kept walking around saying, “Tell me about it stud.” 😂 It’s one of my favorite stories.
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@offbeatorbit Girl-two days after Christmas I work up really early (430) & drove a friend to Dulles, only to find out she had to be at Reagan. The kicker? I work for the organization that runs BOTH those airports. SMH. Still got her to the other one in time though.😂
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@Chase0the0Ghost @anddreadful Yes, not the Bradford pear 🍐 😂
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@NicoSGonzalez I’m a simple girl with simple tastes, I love the bluebirds that nest in my backyard birdhouse every year. I know it’s the same female because she lays white eggs, over 90% of eggs are usually blue.
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@bigu Someone has been watching A LOT of cooking shows. Was your breakfast deconstructed?
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@AITA_reddit @redditships Leave him. I was in the same situation, only raising two stepdaughters and I didn’t find out for five YEARS.
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@halomancer1 @Very__Regular As someone who had to write up releases about these systems, it will trigger the cameras, yes. But it shouldn’t issue a ticket. Just because you see it take a photo doesn’t mean a fine is issued. A human is supposed to look at each one.
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The last few days of magnolia trees in bloom at @Reagan_Airport . 🌸
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@MediumSizeMeech Not Toon Town! ☠️
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@jasonshevrin @thesarahkelly Racist pizza, mmmm, hits the spot. Nope.
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@xLAWx_ @StefenFrench @gldivittorio Doesn’t matter. I go to all female practice & still received the dismissive line “you will feel a little pinch.” I’ve dislocated my shoulder & broken my ankle-I’ve never been in such pain. I screamed & it took 20 minutes before I could even walk. I don’t know how I drove home.
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@clhubes At least you have an excuse! I’ve been on the phone and left my groceries in the cart at the store and gotten into my car and started to drive away before. NO KIDS, just distracted. Like WTF man? 😂
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@TheBaddestMitch The last time I showed up at 11:30 for a noon appointment they came outside and knocked on my car window and told me to come inside. ☠️
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