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@kngdvo

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95sentra freestyle ✨

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@kngdvo

2 years

me leaving korean bbq with 46 lbs of marinated short rib in my pockets

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the way she’s unironically correct

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No way she just said that about Satan 🤦‍♂️🤣

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@kngdvo

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my mom called me one night and said my sister got hit by and 18 wheeler turns out, she saw it stopped in the middle of the road and thought she could drive underneath it “on some fast and furious shit” (my sister’s exact words) and got stuck 😭😭

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1 year

can y’all drop your family dramas

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@kngdvo

10 months

starbies just dropped the frozen lemonades?! oh it’s so over

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@kngdvo

2 years

when my non-binary friends come over for dinner:

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@kngdvo

4 months

me turning myself into an orange and peeling myself for her:

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@kngdvo

6 months

gworls, we’ve reached our final form

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1 year

everyone lived, nobody was injured, and she learned that she can’t drive a nissan altima underneath an 18 wheeler 🤣

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@IvyTea4 like god want her to follow her passion iktfr!!

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@kngdvo

10 months

@fatfabfeminist @duhitsmadu and then jumped RIGHT back in character!! if we don’t see her at the oscar’s it’s rigged

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@kngdvo

4 months

misandrynoir all 2024

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@wavintheredflag Smh the misandrynoir is so blatant.

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@kngdvo

7 months

i cannot believe people are defending this white girl omfg? i don’t give af where you from or what percentage of the sidewalk you’re taking up, shoulder checking someone like a fuckin hockey player is INSANE

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7 months

It’s sad how people this rude exist 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@kngdvo

4 months

please put a trigger warning on this next time

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4 months

FUCK

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1 year

@aitallyho she need to be less confident, i’m just glad she didn’t hit a ramp and jump over that hoe 😭

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1 year

@nonbinarysinner i don’t have enough characters but all i can say is that they weren’t prescribed 😭

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@kngdvo

8 months

me when a bad bitch asks me for a glass of water:

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@kngdvo

1 year

@hugetulip why this take me like 30 mins to solve

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@kngdvo

5 years

“At this company, we value diversity and inclusion 🥰” Me, the diversity and inclusion:

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5 years

Caption this

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@kngdvo

2 years

i feel like the gender neutral version of “yes ma’am” or “yes sir” should be “yes lawd” in the anderson paak voice

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@kngdvo

7 months

y’all be safe out here, I just went to the self checkout and they bought out 3 managers to check my receipt item for item 😭😭

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@kngdvo

6 months

me in 2010 playing just dance on the Wii while my parents were downstairs getting a divorce:

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@kngdvo

1 year

@perk713 24, this was just last november

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2 years

@DFreeFigueroa @metrosecksual

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@kngdvo

1 year

Saved a couple’s marriage by sucking the husbands dick and fucking the wife at the same time. Never saw them again

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1 year

Let’s play a game. Tweet something outrageous but true but you can’t elaborate. I’ll start. That time I turned this guy into a hand puppet

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@kngdvo

1 year

the second he steps into the parking lot of my restaurant i’m calling the police

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@kngdvo

1 month

White people tried to invent a new slur and we reclaimed that shit in about 12 minutes

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1 month

Shoutout to all my real DEIs.

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@kngdvo

2 months

niggas will really see this and be like “mmmmmm yum yum yummy”

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2 months

Think I'll stick to the restaurants cooking my crab

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@kngdvo

2 years

@acatwithanokhat @aIextalktoem bees already do have complex societies, they just don’t hyper expand and destroy the environment like us

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@kngdvo

1 year

here’s my take (imho): posting the occasional gif/meme featuring a black person? completely fine creating an entire online persona based on AAVE, black profile pics, and basically impersonating a black person online when you’re nothing like that irl? now THATS digital blackface

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"If you're White and you've posted a GIF or meme of a Black person to express a strong emotion, you may be guilty of wearing 'digital blackface,'" writes John Blake | Analysis

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@kngdvo

1 year

that’s mines and imma stick beside em

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1 year

who’s your worst “hear me out”

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@kngdvo

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@DREDDDM @DevBoyarde7 that’s the worst part, why has AD been in the league like 8 years and only made 1 deep playoff run

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@kngdvo

10 months

starbucks better run me a god damn check for all this free advertising

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@kngdvo

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@3ndixx @Kosushiroll

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@kngdvo

10 months

i can’t explain it but this is Spill’s sense of humor

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10 months

When you’re trying to get that Tik Tok live money but you’re SAVED.

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@kngdvo

10 months

@liviinari @_esrated no we did not realize miss ma’am, let us be excited

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@kngdvo

1 year

@fromkdwithluv you telling me COLLEGE STUDENTS can’t wear HOODIES??? literally 90% of my wardrobe in college

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@kngdvo

10 months

non-binary dinner

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@ihvamps

10 months

nobody: me: in the middle of the night

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@kngdvo

1 year

@fromkdwithluv he literally picked the most attractive picture ever of you tryna clown you 😭😭😭

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1 year

their only sense of humor is roasting/clowning/being mean

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@kngdvo

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@LovelandFrogg top 10 cowboy tweet of all time

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@kngdvo

2 years

@EdgyMcMCR2 @CassetteGun @EboyCr1mes @THESPlRAL min maxing your masculinity with the bulletproof binder >>>>>>

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@kngdvo

1 year

@NERDYBRATZDOLL can we also talk about how if this person was fat in this body con dress it would be a WHOLE different convo? 😭😭

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@kngdvo

1 year

@Anamenobodygot capricorn

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@kngdvo

5 months

so tell me why i put my partner in handcuff last night… and shawty BROKE THE HANDCUFFS IN HALF and told me to keep going 😭😭😭

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@kngdvo

5 months

you can be both, meet in the middle, dance all night

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3 months

oh they actually ate that

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@kngdvo

6 months

shawty been averaging 6 halloween costumes PER DAY

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🩸 bloodied up 🩸 inspired by rihanna

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@kngdvo

1 year

right! people try to come up with so many “inclusive” phrases that eventually all boil down to “okay so are you GIRL non-binary or BOY non-binary?”

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@kngdvo

10 months

@Starbucks “oMg I bEen gEtTinG tHesE” so y’all was just gatekeeping the whole time??

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@kngdvo

3 months

AIGHT YALL, KEITH LEE IS IN DALLAS YALL BETTER TIGHTEN TF UP

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@kngdvo

10 months

@Browniexp im finna have a threesome with the dragonfruit and the pineapple

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@kngdvo

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@70sDollbaby OH FR? 👁🫦👁

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@kngdvo

2 years

I hate how rappers like doja and megan serve us iconic high fashion on the DAILY, and then these niggas pull up with a $32 h&m fit and $250k worth of jewelry and call it drip

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2 years

Naw they just went crazy.

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@kngdvo

2 years

@findingmalo @IncognegroTab YELLOW SHIRT ATE THEM UPPPPPPP OMFG

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@kngdvo

1 year

got my bun buns in, call me thickey mouse 💕

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@NekiasNBA

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@kngdvo

4 months

and that’s what yall get for going to mcd*nald’s

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4 months

I need to know what they was thinking tryna go to a DRIVE THRU !!!! 😭😭😭

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@kngdvo

2 years

@tee_spoonie Also… doesn’t every diagnosis start with a self diagnosis? Like, you have to know that ~something~ is wrong in order to even go to the doctor in the first place?

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@kngdvo

6 months

Y’all, my partner literally pulled up to my house during work just to give me some fresh flowers and a $100 bill 🥹💖

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@kngdvo

10 months

in a world of barbie’s and ken’s, allan was the non-binary representation we deserve

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@kngdvo

21 days

bisexual and bundles?

𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋🥡

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22 days

Before you try to fight me you better know how to😂

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@kngdvo

1 year

@yunghemmeroid @notmarcelines for the non-binary sweatshop workers slskslsksks 😭😭😭

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@kngdvo

10 months

maybe if the poverty line wasn’t at $80k in san francisco then you wouldn’t have to chain up the fuckin ice cream

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10 months

Walgreens in San Francisco after shoplifters rob store 20 times a day

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@kngdvo

10 months

I just got off the phone with my dad (who I haven’t spoken to in over a year) and he said “I apologize for my behavior, I realized it was trauma based” WHO TF IS THIS MAN?!?

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@kngdvo

1 year

@eastafricanbarb extremely capricorn

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@kngdvo

1 month

Mine be looking like my battery percentage

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1 month

When you pay all your bills and your bank balance starts looking the year you were born.

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@IvyKungu and if they non-binary and pan??? 10/10 🤌🏾🤌🏾

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@kngdvo

6 months

Not my mom snuck into my house and put up some birthday decor!!! 🥹💕💖

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7 months

me muting and instablocking all the mean people who think slamming into random strangers is okay

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@kngdvo

1 year

one of my amazing friends told me: “anxiety is loud and comes from outside, intuition is quiet and comes from within.”

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How do y’all discern between anxiety, insecurity and intuition

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@kngdvo

1 year

mom said “post THIS on twitter so they know i’m cute”

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@kngdvo

1 year

THIS is what she meant when she said “in the hood i’m like princess diana”

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@kngdvo

6 months

Took a trip to Barbieland this Halloween, they said I had Kenergy 💖✨

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@kngdvo

1 year

before pandemic / after pandemic

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before pandemic / after pandemic

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1 year

there’s no way. there’s no way. there’s no way. there’s no way. there’s no way. there’s no way. there’s no way. ther

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@kngdvo

1 year

@itsjwills “…..right”

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@kngdvo

1 year

@zaynahbear clearly this is a hologram projection linked to a satellite and uploaded directly onto TikTok via laser beam

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@kngdvo

7 months

@lost_rhymebook see you fuckin it up for the rest of us!!

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@kngdvo

1 year

i’m so fuckin pretty, pretty like my girlfriend ✨

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@kngdvo

11 months

@aquabluetea @darthwebhead not from the anime avi 😭😭😭

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@kngdvo

11 months

we living in a literal climate apocalypse but niggas still getting those memes off slskdkdkd

Plathanos 🐝 🇩🇴

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@GeorgeTaylorG @hesbianbigby he would’ve got me idk

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@kngdvo

2 years

having a black non-binary anti capitalist therapist feels like the greatest blessing in the fucking world 🥰

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6 months

@hugetulip bro he meeting a whole WNBA team, shawty next to him is like 6’8 😭

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@kngdvo

10 months

@kkelsey__spring the rendering on this is incredible, I deadass thought this was photography of a cosplay

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@kngdvo

10 months

We need a season of Queer Ultimatum with only non-binary pansexuals

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@kngdvo

1 year

@Martacardozo2 nigga idk

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@kngdvo

2 years

@kirawontmiss like i just know kanye’s the type of nigga to force you to keep playing until he wins

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@kngdvo

6 months

HELLO?!

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@kngdvo

8 months

y’all remember that tweet that said “this person might not see the jokes, but your friends who are built like this will?”

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8 months

I’d get a yam reduction

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@kngdvo

13 days

People who are used to taking advantage of you will call you “mean” no matter what, just be mean

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@itsnotjess123

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how to set boundaries without getting “mean” allegations

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@kngdvo

6 months

WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

dorian™️🇵🇸They/Him

@Nonbinapple

6 months

GQ has their MOTY People have their POTY We have our EOTY

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@kngdvo

10 months

PAY UP @Starbucks

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@kngdvo

10 months

@prozac_papito @Starbucks if my frozen lemonade tweet gets more likes than theirs, y’all owe me $300 bajillion dollars (or free lemonades for life)

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@kngdvo

2 years

@coil780 @EdgyMcMCR2 @CassetteGun @EboyCr1mes @THESPlRAL more like masc maxing

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@kngdvo

4 months

@Xsmoov02 @ThatsLudaChriss full court heave as soon as you catch the tipoff

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@kngdvo

3 months

Keith Lee is coming to DALLAS, not Plano, not Frisco, not Arlington, not Fort Worth… if it ain’t DALLAS COUNTY don’t send him there

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@kngdvo

4 months

@GBZed it has me actually

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