Yorkshire bloke of Scottish descent. Lefty humanist. Hates racism and bigotry. Loves music - Alan Hull, Springsteen, Cohen, Dylan...
#RenationaliseUtilities
"
@SouthWestWater
has confirmed it will be setting up a bottled water collection station... for locals to collect uncontaminated drinking water".
Very noble of them, to supply luxury disease-free water!
Hope it doesn't make too big a hole in the profits😥
I'm not a royalist - far from it. But this picture moved me. Not because it was the Queen, but because it was an old lady sitting alone at her husband's funeral. Obeying Boris Johnson's rules...
And still he lies.
I don't think I've ever hated him more than today.
Windermere is dying. Sewage is being discharged into a LAKE!
Big thanks to
@PaulWhitehouse
, Steve Coogan, Lee Mack,
@joelycett
for doing what they can, but they can only protest.
But the Environment Sec. could DO something. Any comment
@theresecoffey
?
The best thing about Ian Hislop is, his anger is real. He's intelligent, articulate and has all the facts at his fingertips. He's been around a while, but to borrow a phrase from the great Alan Hull, he's Keeping The Rage.
Rage on Ian. We need your passion.
#NationalTreasure
“Why did you give her a CBE in 2019? Why did you appoint her to the cabinet office?”
If you want to see Ian Hislop handing a Tory MP his arse, you’ll love this.
It shows how rarely they face real scrutiny on TV, because it almost feels like an act of rebellion when they do.
This photo is haunting... a happy, confident young woman, secure in her own skin.
I have already forgotten the names of the rat-faced vermin who destroyed her. Let them rot.
But I can't stop thinking of the pain and terror of her last moments. Poor lass.
Rest easy, Brianna ❤️
I'm not a Londoner. The place just doesn't appeal to me, tbh. But to have a great city led by a blinkered, bigoted, ignorant nightmare like Susan Hall would have been a travesty.
So whilst I understand he may not be perfect, I say congratulations Mr Khan!
Well done
@RishiSunak
! Your government has broken not one, but TWO records today! 👏👏👏👏👏
The lowest-ever satisfaction ratings for our precious
#NHS
. And more sewage discharged into our waters than ever before!
You must be so proud... 🤮
#WhyVoteTory
?
In France there are more than 570 river bathing sites.
In Britain there are - count 'em - just 3. And all 3 are rated 'poor' water quality, the worst, and meaning that you risk illness if you bathe in the, errr, designated bathing site...
@SteveBarclay
?
Dear
@BorisJohnson
Here at
#DeadInADitch
Ltd we pride ourselves on providing a vast choice of great-value ditches to our customers.
Please feel free to peruse our catalogue below, and advise of your choice no later than October 31st.
Sincerely
A Shovel
Managing Director
£35k stolen from his business by the Post Office.
Bankruptcy. Intolerable strain. Mental collapse.
£10,000 offered in compensation for all that?? Disgraceful and derisory. They're still trying to get away with it...
This will not go away. Nor should it.
For me, Lee Mack is one of the funniest comics around. But he's got his serious head on here.
He can't understand why United Utilities are proud of spending a poxy £19m on Windermere - having just doled out £300m to shareholders.
Neither can I...
I genuinely think it goes back to Thatcher...
No such thing as society.
Individual freedom is everything.
I'm alright Jack. Responsibilities are other people's problems. 🤬
THIS IS WHAT A COUNTRY IN DECLINE LOOKS LIKE
What a total embarrassment and national shame that our roads and lay-bys look like this. You don't see this in other Western countries. What is wrong with our society...?
I'll say one thing about the
#CovidInquiry
.
I hope
@BorisJohnson
is shitting himself. Because if Hugo Keith KC shows him the same tolerance of waffle and bullshit as he's been showing Dominic Cummings - i.e. none at all - then Johnson has lost his two main weapons. He's finished
Happy now
@SuellaBraverman
,
@LeeAndersonMP_
,
@Bren4Bassetlaw
, and all your like, who have desecrated Armistice Day by politicising it?
By encouraging the far right.
You have dishonoured heroes. May your shame pursue you to your graves.
You couldn't make it up...
The crooks at Fujitsu are awarded a government contract for 'software support' - to The National Nuclear Laboratory.
What could possibly go wrong?
Consistency, thy name is (not)
@LeeAndersonMP_
...
In 2020, Lee Anderson was one of 55 MPs who backed a private members’ bill calling for MPs who change parties to face a recall petition.
Guess what? He's staying on in Ashfield.
Hypocrite.
This is outrageous. How long will the BBC continue to tolerate the bias of
@bbclaurak
?
It used to be relatively subtle, but this is blatant and apparently unashamed.
There can be no place for such partisanship in the 'serious' news output of a publicly funded broadcaster.
Morning lovely people… attack the day…
If you weren’t already convinced that BBC’s political Cyril Sneer and fluffer of all things Tory, Laura Kuenssberg isn’t an embittered shill… this’ll definitely tip you over the edge
What a twisted crank she is
Plain as day... MPs have found "No compelling evidence" of levelling up funding achieving ANYTHING.
All those promises
@BorisJohnson
. All that nothing delivered
@michaelgove
...
We was had!
Surely the North "Won't Get Fooled Again"?
@mrjamesob
Windermere is dying. We are dumping raw sewage into a LAKE .
@unitedutilities
said it had not yet installed monitoring equipment...
"Last year alone United Utilities returned £300m to their shareholders".
Any action planned
@SteveBarclay
?
Its so strange to take pride in the opening of a food bank, whilst being part of a government that makes them necessary. How do you square that circle
@PennyMordaunt
?
Thank you to everyone who helped get these community pantries set up, especially in Paulsgrove and Baffins wards. Whether you’ve helped get the word out, volunteered, shopped, donated or grown fruit and veg. We’ve enough funds for a further one and will have exciting news soon.
The Deputy Chair of the
@Conservatives
has gone unusually quiet, haven’t you
@LeeAndersonMP_
? You've usually got something pungent to say, but you're leaving it all to little
@GregHands
...
You know you're fvcked don't you? 🤣🤣🤣
A Labour Mayor for
@RishiSunak
's constituency! 🤣
Seriously - York City votes Labour, but the rest of rural North Yorkshire is Tory heartland. They're going to have to get used to this...
The damage that these two cretins managed to do, in little over a month is incalculable. And Truss is still pushing herself as some sort of elder statesperson.
It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic...
Just an ordinary, unassuming gent, who kept children safe, and loved his job.
In Tory Britain, such a man is expendable. As
@RishiSunak
counts his millions, as
@LordAshcroft
hides his billions, a council can no longer afford Mr Tollon. Think about that...
.
@LeeAndersonMP_
says the government should "Ignore the law".
The Deputy Chair of the governing party... So that's a free run for, say, Just Stop Oil protesters is it 30p?
Or can only the government ignore the law?
In which case you are a fascist.
Nigel Farage 2017: "If Brexit is a disaster, I'll go and live abroad."
Nigel Farage 2023: "Brexit has failed."
@mrjamesob: "It's a shame of course that we're not in the EU anymore because then there'd be 27 countries to which he could move - more or less freely."
It won't be the predicted hammering, but it's clear your party is going to lose the GE
@RishiSunak
. You may yet lose your own seat.
So, before you skulk off to California, surprise us. Show some principles. Call out Truss and Braverman. Repudiate Farage.
Have some courage!
.
@carolvorders
is being made to leave her
@BBCRadioWales
show, because she will not be silenced.
Respect to you Carol. You're a person with principles, 👏👏👏
SOME NEWS
I'm leaving BBC Radio Wales.
Please read why ⏬️
And thank you 🙏🏼 all of you who answered the funny questions I asked every week about old memories and daft stories. I loved them. You made me laugh so much 😃🤍
But now...onwards to the next very interesting chapter 😉
One of the very greatest rock singers is 80 today.
How sad what he became. And that when I saw Roger Daltrey trending, my first thought was "What's the silly twat said now?"
"Shit, they've found out!"
"What shall we do, Majesty?"
"Well don't stop stealing the money, obviously. Just invest it somewhere harmless-looking".
"Will that work?"
"Bound to. The plebs are brainwashed."
#AbolishTheMonarchy
"SW Water also claimed it has no legal responsibility to keep the rivers and sea... clean and clear of sewage".
If we don't HAVE to do it, we won't...
Is this the clearest example yet of a Water Co. giving the middle finger to the likes of you and me? 🤬
I've had a bit of a think about this... And I just want to say, quietly, without bad language, or a picture to draw attention to him, that Sunaks jibe to Keir Starmer at PMQs, about trans people, knowing that Brianna Ghey's mum was present, marks him out as the lowest of the low.
Yorkshire... My native county, but similar things are happening everywhere. Unimaginable quantities of - let's be clear - shit, pumped into our beautiful, irreplaceable rivers and lakes.
And
@theresecoffey
sits and watches in silence.
Why, Ms Coffey?
Boris Johnson sincerely believes that the rules for ordinary people don't apply to him.
You can almost hear the bluster and splutter, can't you? "But, but, but, don't you realise who I am...?!"
I know you won't answer
@RishiSunak
, but I have to ask... Victoria Atkins' remarks were *either* gratuitously insulting *or* they demonstrated complete ignorance of how the
#NHS
works.
Whichever, has she not demonstrated total unsuitability for the job? Why is she still in post?
'Doctors in training as I prefer to call them walked out of our negotiations'
Health Secretary Victoria Atkins spoke to
#BBCBreakfast
about the 72 hour junior doctors strike in England
Can I get away with pointing out (again) that Honest Bob Jenrick blocked me for mentioning that, as MP for Newark, he's the only one to be an anagram of his constituency? 🤣👍🏻
I really think
@RobertJenrick
is not only completely devoid of human empathy, but also so spectacularly thick that he can't even see that he's contradicting himself.
He won't see this, as he blocked me (did I tell you why?🤣), so feel free to repost, chums 👍🏻
Victoria Derbyshire, "How long have you been working on this new Rwanda treaty?"
Robert Jenrick, "Several months"
VD, "So Suella Braverman would have known about it?"
RJ, "Yes, the former Home Secretary and I worked very closely together"
VD, "Why did she sugget in her letter
So
@rishisunak
. Is it acceptable for one of your
@Conservatives
MPs to make fanciful and unprovable claims, whilst consorting with extremist enemies of what is (for all its many faults) a fellow democracy and ally of this country?
Will you have the courage to remove the whip?
A question everybody...
Who, in your opinion, made the bigger idiot of themselves this morning? Lucy Fraser with
@KayBurley
or Susan Hall with
@NickFerrariLBC
?
It's a close run thing!
I realise that
@theresecoffey
is far too important to respond to the concerns of this mere voter. But I'll keep asking her to do so, if only out of sheer bloody-mindedness.
"Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please"
"Certainly Sir. Anything else?"
"You don't happen to have any PPE do you?"
"Yes Sir. It's a bit dodgy though..."
"Doesn't matter. How much?"
"40 million quid"
"I'll take it..."
Actually
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
, the word you're looking for is 'mettle'.
Not terribly bright, are you? I expect you think Johnson has just made you a night...
A "hissy fit" seems to be exactly what it was.
@RishiSunak
is increasingly showing himself to be an out-of-touch, thin-skinned, spoilt little rich boy, who takes his bat and ball home if he can't have his own way.
#GeneralElectionN0W
How in the name of all that's holy did we end up with a failed fascist photocopying assistant as Home Secretary?
Even when she resigned, for breaking the ministerial code, Sunak reinstated her.
What dirt does she have on him?
"Five of the next six trains are cancelled".
Just another day on the railways of the North. Our infrastructure is wrecked, our towns left to rot. And still, some of us vote Tory....
2016: Jacob Rees-Mogg, "The Brexit opportunity is through leaving the customs union. And that means we have to come out of the EU Single Market"
2024: Jacob Rees-Mogg, "Anything that makes trade more difficult, makes countries poorer"
As if taking away homeless people's flimsy shelter isn't bad enough, we now have a government actually proposing to *fine charities*...
Let that sink in!
I'm not religious, but
@SuellaBraverman
is a manifestation of pure evil.
Yet another breach of the BBC’s impartiality rules by
@GaryLineker
.
But, sadly, spineless Tim Davie will do nothing about it, having surrendered to Lineker previously.
I mean no disrespect to these nurses. None whatsoever, they are free to be photographed with whoever they choose; of course they are.
But... How *could* you??
And today I’ve been in North Yorkshire meeting nurses at the Friary Community Hospital.
They make the NHS what it is, and that's why I've backed them and thousands of other frontline staff with an historic NHS workforce plan.
More funding, more staff, quicker care for patients.
Southern Water: “We have a team on site investigating and taking samples".
Well that should sort it all out...
Locals: "No one in authority seems to have the desire to deal with this dreadful problem".
Looking at you
@theresecoffey
?
@Feargal_Sharkey
So, what are you looking so smug and superior about,
@Damian_hinds
? Because, let me tell you,
@MartinSLewis
is a better human being than you could ever conceive of being.
Maybe
@RishiSunak
and
@Jeremy_Hunt
could have benefited from some basic financial education eh?
'When you see a bully you challenge them and that's what I was doing and I challenged her'
Andrew Boff, who was removed from
@SuellaBraverman
's speech, tells ITV News she was 'bullying trans people and the LGBT community'
This is an important thread. The Tories are using an agency to coordinate attacks on
@JolyonMaugham
and
@GoodLawProject
.
Be aware that so-called influencers you may read will not be acting independently, or for free.
Thanks for all you do Jo, and keep up the good work!
I know this sounds dramatic, but we hold copies of a "confidential" plan run by the Tory attack agency Topham Guerin to pay influencers to attack
@GoodLawProject
over the Christmas period.
The
#Teesside
Freeport inquiry - already set to be a whitewash of deeply suspicious financial activity - will not even consider the mass deaths of sea life, concurrent with dredging activity, along the north-east coast.
@theresecoffey
is a disgrace.
Ok
@RishiSunak
, I'll assume you at least approved this action, in which case fair play to you. Now let's hear your own words on the matter.
And why have Braverman, Truss et al not faced similar sanctions?
This looks like half a job, done half-heartedly.
You make it sound like they were accidentally mislaid
@RishiSunak
...
You didn't "lose" all those councillors. They were beaten. Defeated. Kick out on their arses.
As your MPs will be.
#GeneralElectionlNow
Am I the only atheist who, as Christmas draws near, faithfully re-reads Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" each year? I've done it since childhood.
Corny? Yes. Sentimental? yes.
But it must have been powerful in its day. It still is. It still shames, inspires, and cheers. I love it.
Monumentally dim as he is, no way is Richard Madely stupid enough to believe that junior doctors are "apprentices". This is just crude denigration of a group of people, any one of whom is worth more to society than he could ever imagine. He's a nobody.
“SW Water has had a 10.9% increase in dividends to shareholders and a £2m payment in bonuses to executives, and yet we are being told that to enhance our water quality bills are going to have to go up".
Is it just me thinks there's something wrong here?
So... In order to wish a Happy Easter, a non-churchgoer stands in front of a closed, fenced-off church, holding a clearly uncomfortable lamb, whilst wearing white trousers (in the countryside) with one leg stuck in her shoe.
Mad as a Hatter...
Brilliant to see
@RNLI
trending. As it usually means some gammony dickhead has had a pop at them from the safety of a keyboard or a
@GBNEWS
studio, and they're about to see a surge in donations.
Hope so! 👍🏻
So blatant! They don't even try to hide it now. It is, quite openly,
@Conservatives
policy to take from the poor, to benefit the wealthy...
They think they can get away with anything. Who's up for showing them that they're wrong?
#GeneralElectionNow
Pathetic. A bunch of Tory knuckle draggers without an original thought in any one of their solid-bone heads, dutifully parroting the words
@Conservatives
central Office has told them to.
Who's a pretty boy then?
Squawk...
Oh joy... Angela Rayner, on the front foot from the start, absolutely eats the twerp Dowden for breakfast at
#PMQs
...
Is this really the best out country can do for a Deputy Prime Minister? God help us... 🤣🤣🤣
.
@bbclaurak
,
@BBC
, Simple question, why was
@Nigel_Farage
on this programme?
He's no longer an MEP, has never been an MP despite many attempts and (AFAIK) isn't even a bloody Parish Councillor!
What he is, is a loudmouthed has-been. Is that sufficient?
I've never had much faith in 'honours'. And Boris Johnson and Liz Truss have probably debased the system beyond redemption.
But all the same, I'm delighted for these two magnificent people!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Absolutely essential reading!
@Feargal_Sharkey
excoriating the incompetence of water companies, of government, and generally demonstrating what an intelligent, thoughtful asset to our society he is!
Seems like a good day to post a little reminder - courtesy of Bill Bryson - of what the wonderful
@RNLI
is all about. I will always be proud to be a supporter.
He won't see this because he blocked me, but it's satisfying to say publicly that
@RobertJenrickMP
is at least as petty and despicable as
@SuellaBraverman
...
Robert Jenrick has blocked a charity from supporting asylum seekers staying in Home Office accommodation
@Care4Calais
has been blocked from entering an asylum seeker accommodation site to give haircuts, clothes and shoes
🔴
@mollyblackall
reports:
It's a bloody good job the Chimp In A Suit kept Angela's time down a bit...
If he hadn't, they'd still be sweeping Oliver Dowden up with a dustpan and brush right now 🤣
As I said yesterday, I have sympathy for King Charles, and his friends and loved ones, and I hope his treatment is completely successful.
But a day on, the first SIX items on the
@BBCNews
app concern one man's cancer diagnosis. Is it just me, or is that seriously OTT?
@Callymac
@treacadelic
@Schreiberland
Well I'm a 62 year old atheist who doesn't believe in ghosts or spirits or whatever. But that story, like so many on this thread, gives me the creeps!
Don't even know why, really. Reincarnation ought to be a reassuring sort of idea...
Well thanks
@theresecoffey
. Next time we take a walk on a beach, dead creatures crunching underfoot; or by a pretty stream full of brown filth, we'll take comfort in your being "pretty fed up".
This is your party's responsibility. We will remember...
I note that the current party chair,
@GregHands
, seems to have fallen uncharacteristically silent today...
Still, allegations of rape aren't nearly as serious as a jokey note are they Greg?
A whole 24 hours now, and not a chirrup from
@LeeAndersonMP_
! Surely must be unprecedented in recent times...
What's up duck, are you sensing your own political mortality after Tamworth and Mid Beds?
Remind me again, what's your majority?
(Just 5,733)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Deputy Chair of the
@Conservatives
has gone unusually quiet, haven’t you
@LeeAndersonMP_
? You've usually got something pungent to say, but you're leaving it all to little
@GregHands
...
You know you're fvcked don't you? 🤣🤣🤣
Seems like a good day to post a little reminder - courtesy of Bill Bryson - of what the wonderful
@RNLI
is all about. I will always be proud to be a supporter.
"Yorkshire Water was... the reason three of Yorkshire’s rivers, the Aire, Calder and the Ouse were in the top 10 worst rivers with raw sewage discharge".
I live a few hundred yards from the Calder, and it's a mess. And what do Yorkshire Water claim...
Newly-appointed Conservative Deputy Chairman Jonathan Gullis goes on the attack against Labour for "blocking" the Rwanda bill... before quickly being reminded that he didn't vote for it either
@JayMitchinson
No chance
@danielmgmoylan
! I've read the
@yorkshirepost
for 50+ years (my dad had it delivered) and for much of the time it was a small-c, and often large-C conservative paper. Under James' editorship it has become a fearless voice for truth, neither right nor left, just honest!
The Lords found a "lack of leadership and deep-rooted complacency" in the government.
What,
@theresecoffey
, complacent? As well as smug, dismissive, useless, incompetent, uncaring and bone bloody idle?
Well who'd have thunk it?
She's irredeemably awful.