Michael Lambert @MichaelLamberta Twitter profile

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3 years

Anyone know at what time the pandemic is ending on Monday?

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2 years

Please do not retweet this video. It makes Liz Truss look very silly and incompetent

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10 months

I am thoroughly sick and f****** tired of deranged psychopaths like Braverman Patel and this latest arrogant dimwit Babadook telling me ‘what the British people want’ What I want is to see the back of all of them for ever.

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1 year

Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000 for Test & Trace which didn’t really work?

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2 years

DYSON - If you are in Moscow and you need a new overpriced Hoover you may like to know that Sir James Dyson’s shop has been open throughout the sanctions at Aviapark, Moscow’s biggest shopping mall. DYSON

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3 years

I know this is a silly question but does anyone anywhere have any idea where our £37,000,000,000 for Test & Trace went? Just as a matter of interest.

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4 months

Can anyone please explain what this rude aggressive and charmless woman with very limited ministerial experience has ever done for anyone to think she should be prime minister?

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2 years

Anyone remember that £37,000,000,000 given to the wife of a Tory MP for Test & Trace which didn’t work? I wonder what happened to it?

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10 months

Anyone else beginning to get just a little bit bored with these two pathetic losers?

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3 years

Can anyone please explain to me how cattle or sheep carcasses brought 11,000 miles from Oz/NZ can be cheaper than those from Scotland or Wales?

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1 year

Imagine spending the rest of your life knowing that you have destroyed a once great nation single-handedly just for your own selfish interests

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1 year

Anyone know what happened to the £37,000,000 which was budgeted for Test & Trace?

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6 months

Since foreign newspapers cannot be bound by U.K. super injunctions hasn’t any of them yet printed the full story?

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1 year

Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000?

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2 years

HM GOVERNMENT: VACANCY We have a vacancy for a hospital visitor. Work requires visiting hospitals for a few minutes four days per week. No previous experience needed. Job may require briefly running the country from time to time. Salary £150,000

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Michael Lambert

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2 years

What do the Russians have on Boris Johnson that he is working so hard to help them get their money out of the U.K.?

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1 year

Lord Bethel is very unlucky. No one can find the notes of his meeting about the £600 million contract given to Randox and he lost his phone so all his WhatsApp messages got lost. So unlucky.

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Michael Lambert

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3 years

This is strictly confidential but I have heard that @trussliz is very close to securing a massive trade deal with the Isle of Wight

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3 years

BREAKING: Home Secretary announces plan to set up task force to deport any EU lorry drivers who remain in the U.K. after 24th Dec. Ms Patel said “It is a special privilege for lorry drivers to be able come here and work and it shouldn’t be abused”

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11 months

Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000?

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3 years

Isn’t this just a little bit sad and desperate?

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4 years

Coronavirus deaths per million: USA = 405 Brazil = 315 U.K. = 654 Why?

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4 years

I would like to let Mr Javid know that we have used the past couple of years preparing for Brexit by selling off our stock, sacking our employees and closing our business

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3 years

Anyone else think this government has lost control, knows Brexit us a massive disaster and has no idea what to do?

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Michael Lambert

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5 months

Anyone yet found out what happened to our £37,000,000,000? Thats a million pounds x 37,000! That is approx 20% of our entire health budget for a whole year!! - i.e. every NHS hospital, clinic, laboratory, surgery etc and the biggest workforce in Europe (1.4 million employees)

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Michael Lambert

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9 days

Has anyone found out what she did with our £28,000,000,000 yet?

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5 years

Apparently we are going to base our future immigration system on only allowing in the brightest and best. What if the brightest and best no longer want to come to this nasty small-minded xenophobic land?

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9 months

Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000 for Test & Trace ?

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1 year

Why can’t this dreadful woman realise that ‘the will of the British people’ is to see the back of her and never to set eyes on her again?

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5 years

BREAKING NEWS: Dominic Cummings is said to be considering firing Boris Johnson

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5 years

My small business has been selling to hundreds of customers in Europe since 1997 On 31st October it will close because none of my customers are prepared to register as importers and complete import paperwork for every little invoice THE END OF MY BUSINESS

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Michael Lambert

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2 months

Does anyone else think Dyson is a pompous pretentious patronising supercilious condescending and silly man who is nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is? He backed the Truss/Kwarteng fiasco!

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1 month

How rude. The French are now referring to the U.K. as Isle de Merde (shit island)

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10 months

Anyone remember who it was who ‘negotiated’ our lousy deal with New Zealand, the deal which put our farmers at risk and which is so much worse than the one the EU have just signed?

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3 years

Boris Johnson isn’t very good at being prime minister is he?

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3 months

Please don’t retweet this. It will only embarrass Mr Rees Mogg

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2 months

Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000 budget for Test & Trace which, according to the National Audit Office, didn’t make any difference?Although to be fair she only managed to spend £28,000,000,000 of it)

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Michael Lambert

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10 months

This cruel nasty man wants to make innocent, traumatised and vulnerable children know they are not welcome. How could anyone want to do that? He is disgusting and he shamed us all.

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10 months

How is it that Braverman always thinks she knows what ‘the British people’ want? I want to see the back of this awful woman as soon as possible.

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9 months

“We have wrecked the economy, made the country a worldwide laughing stock, destroyed our children’s future and made a few people very very rich. We couldn’t have done that if we’d stayed in the EU”

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Michael Lambert

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2 years

BREAKING: uncontrollable excitement as huge crowds fill the streets of Kiev this evening in anticipation of the visit of the leader of the country with the fastest growing economy in the G7 and which had the fastest vaccine rollout two years ago

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8 months

Wonderful news for the delightful Michelle Mone and her charming husband Doug. It seems that Rishi Sunak has decided to write off the £14,900,000,000 paid to friends of Tories for useless PPE which is in the process of being incinerated at further expense to the taxpayer.

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9 months

Legionella on the prison ship Bibby Stockholm And the whole world is watching and laughing at us!

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Michael Lambert

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4 years

Anyone like to buy a small business est. 20 yrs ago sending about 400 orders a month to the EU Only prob is you will have to complete 400 export forms each month and your 400 customers will have to complete import docs and pay VAT/duty for each import (or buy from EU suppliers)

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Michael Lambert

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5 months

Am I alone in finding Kemi Badenoch arrogant, rude, aggressive and patronising? And yet she is tipped to be the next leader of the Tories.

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Michael Lambert

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10 months

Nice to see Ms Babadoch visiting New Zealand, the furthest country in the world from the U.K. in order to sign a deal with other faraway countries to which we have nothing to sell. So much better than supplying the 450 million EU customers across the English Channel. Go Kemi!

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Michael Lambert

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5 years

My business is closing after 20 yrs coz our 300 customers in EU will not do paperwork for €200 orders every month However, all not lost - just received email from DIT about selling to New Zealand Just have to pop over there every month to take the orders

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Michael Lambert

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26 days

Anyone else find this self-satisfied dishonest slob utterly repulsive?

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3 years

Seriously, I think we should all spare a thought for those poor lorry drivers spending their fifth day, and Xmas day, in a miserable lorry park in Kent when their children are at home missing them. I am very sorry for them all.

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Michael Lambert

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1 year

Look at this and it’s all the fault of Covid, Putin and Remoaners and the wrong type of Brexit and we are the fastest growing economy in the G7 and we had the fastest vaccine rollout and we won the World Cup in 1966

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1 year

Should Mr Portillo be reprimanded and obliged to consider his position for expressing his political views on GBNews when he presents a programme about trains on the BBC?

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3 years

I keep asking but no reply- anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000 ?

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4 years

Just been reading the Daily Express It seems that the EU is completely smashed and on point of collapse following our triumphant defeat of them by winning every single argument over Brexit. The world is in awe, braced for the devastating affect of our newfound independence

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10 months

This woman is staggeringly stupid. Exports don’t matter she says. We can just make stuff and sell it to ourselves. She doesn’t say how we will pay for all the stuff we import.

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2 years

Liz Truss has posted FORTY-EIGHT pictures of herself on her Twitter feed in the last seven days!

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1 year

Nice to see RANDOX sponsoring the Grand National today: 2020 LOSSES = £15 MILLION 2021 PROFITS = £225.4 MILLION (After £600 million PPE contract negotiated with Lord Bethell & £100k pa ‘consultant’ MP Owen Patterson) Records concerning the negotiations appear to have been lost

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Michael Lambert

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2 years

Suggestion - Can we please name all sewage outflow pipes after current Tory ministers. Can some councils seriously consider this as a fitting tribute. The biggest can be named after Patel, Braverman, Rees Mogg and Johnson. I’m serious.

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Michael Lambert

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5 months

The parents of: SUNAK BRAVERMAN PATEL CLEVERLY RAAB ZAHAWI SHARMA KWARTENG COUTINHO BADENOCH Would all have been prevented from coming here under this government

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Michael Lambert

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9 months

I may be wrong in this but it occurred to me the other day that just possibly the prime minister hasn’t got a f***ing clue what he is doing.

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3 years

BREAKING: Prime minister Johnson expected to announce UK manned mission to Mars at Tory conference next week. A No 10 spokesman said “This would not have been possible if we had stayed in the EU”

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1 year

Please don’t retweet this - it would only embarrass the new Conservative Party vice Chairman

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Michael Lambert

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4 years

Can anyone think of anything this government has done well and efficiently?

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1 year

She is not the only one. There are dozens more companies which made similar profits from PPE ‘fast lane’

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7 months

Would you believe it? Poor Simon Case who as cabinet secretary was at the centre during Covid and was due to give evidence to the enquiry is on indefinite medical leave. How very unlucky.

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1 year

“Never mind dear, you did your best. Eventually even the really stupid people realised you are a dishonest, self obsessed and utterly incompetent clown”

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10 months

What a truly deeply awful ignorant rude and uncouth woman @pritipatel is

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10 months

What a pathetic little man. How did he ever become prime minister? How desperate is it to tweet the Labour Party and criminal gangs are on the same side? How despicable.

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Michael Lambert

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3 years

The EU taking a real battering this week what with Michael Gove telling them to renegotiate, Governor of the Bank of England telling them not to cut London off and George Useless getting really cross about shellfish.

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Michael Lambert

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3 years

Please do NOT retweet this every single time you read the words ‘Liz Truss’ on Twitter - it will only cause her unnecessary embarrassment

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2 years

“No madam, you will still need to upload a copy of your mortgage agreement and utility bills if you want a visa to come to the U.K.”

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3 years

When food riots start in October following the introduction of import controls the Tories will presumably blame the ‘British people’ for voting for Brexit

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1 year

BREAKING: Suella Braverman plans to announce new fines of up to £1000 for begging.

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4 years

Just over another three weeks before we will all be able to get cheaper food clothing and footwear. I wonder if prices will come down immediately or if we will have to wait a couple of weeks?

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5 years

Caption?

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11 months

Imagine being one of the 21 out of 30 members of the cabinet who voted ‘remain’ and now having to pretend that the collapse of our economy and country is a success and having to pretend you support Sunak, Braverman, Badenoch etc What pathetic spineless idiots they are!

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Michael Lambert

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10 months

As Andrew Bailey, pro-Brexit Governor of the Bank of England correctly pointed out recently, the reason why inflation in U.K. is 8.7% and only 1.9% in Spain is because of Covid. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Brexit. Nothing at all.

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Michael Lambert

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In future ‘sick notes’ will only be allowed to be issued by ‘specialist work and health professionals’ instead of doctors who, presumably, aren’t capable of judging if a person is fit to work. Where are these new ‘professionals’ coming from?

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11 months

That’s funny - this video seems to have been tweeted a hundred times and yet there is no mention of it on the BBC news website. Shouldn’t someone tell them about it?

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1 year

Johnson under investigation Zahawi ‘forgot’ about £3.5 million tax Hunt ‘forgot’ to note purchase of 7 properties Sunak under investigation ‘Honest Bob’ Jenrick Chris Pincher Owen Paterson Gove, Hancock & Patel all proposed PPE suppliers Lord Bethell lost phone & notes re PPE

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Look, can you please STOP re-tweeting this. It is embarrassing Mr Rees Morgue who will not find it at all amusing

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Please don’t retweet this. It will only embarrass Mr Rees Mogg

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2 years

It’s extraordinary how well the German economy does compared with us despite them taking in so many more immigrants than we do.

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6 months

If your ambition was to be ‘king of the world’ and you have had a go at being PM and wrecked the country and you then end up being a presenter on a minor right-wing tv station, you are a failure and all the world can see it

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11 months

Feel free to retweet:

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“First they came for peaceful demonstrators…..” Welcome to Suella Braverman’s fascist state where giving a tent to a homeless person and criticising the government will soon be criminal offences

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1 year

Why doesn’t Lord Gormless ‘shut the F*** up about Brexit. This deluded dimwit is constantly going on and on and on ad nauseam about Brexit which was brought about with the worst deal in living memory which he negotiated. Doesn’t he realise that no one cares a jot what he thinks

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How is it possible that this horrible sadistic vindictive disgraceful woman, who clearly has personal issues regarding immigration, can be allowed to do so much damage the reputation of this country throughout the world?

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1 year

At this time of peace and love let us all spare a thought for the lovely Michelle Mone who worked so hard sending emails to ministers at the nation’s time of need and who was able to provide so much PPE at inflated prices which we are now paying to incinerate

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25 days

Anyone know how our Australian trade envoy is getting on? Has his lordship pulled in any major deals lately?

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11 months

Now that Labour have refused to vote against the Home Sec and police having almost unlimited powers, have said they want to let the Draconian Public Order Act ‘bed down’ rather than repeal it and are committed to ‘Making Brexit Work’ maybe it is time to vote LibDem or Green?

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Look what I found:

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2 years

The only people allowed to leave Ukraine are women and children. According to Patel they cannot be allowed to come to the U.K. for ‘security reasons’ Since when have desperate women and children fleeing war been a ‘security risk’?

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2 years

History: Once upon a time many years ago if you broke the ministerial code you had to resign. Seems difficult to believe now but it is true.

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Am I the only person in the country who could not care less who won the boat race?

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2 years

Look you can see from this picture how bad the weather is - no wonder the ferries can’t put to sea. And it is made worse by all these people going on holiday in 40 foot lorries

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Such a pity global warming which is destroying the planet has had to take second place in the nation’s concerns behind a loudmouth spiv who has had his bank account closed

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Tories - anti rejoining EU Labour - anti rejoining EU LinDems - anti rejoining EU Majority of British public - in favour of rejoining EU

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Michael Lambert

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3 years

Fun fact! 62% of the cabinet voted to remain in the EU. They didn’t believe in Brexit. Perhaps they knew what a disaster it would be? But never mind eh? They’ve all got their ministerial cars now

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Michael Lambert

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5 years

@andrealeadsom Don’t bother. My business and thousands of others will have to close on 31st October because paperwork for us and for our customers will be too onerous. Our customers can find other suppliers elsewhere within the EU where there is no paperwork other than an invoice

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1 year

DOUBLE FIRST IN STUPIDLY? Imagine going around for years giving the impression that you are so much cleverer than ordinary people, then within days of being appointed become the worst Chancellor ever and then falling for a scam job offer making you a national laughing stock

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