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@Flaminiesta

7 years

Might as well just put all of my articles in a thread here

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

He’s the funniest person I’ve ever seen

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@Flaminiesta

3 months

Would’ve been good pepper but Maupay has more career goals and less relegations btw

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3 months

🚨🚨🎙️| James Maddison on Neal Maupay copying his celebration: “He’s not scored enough goals of his own to have his own celebration." 🤭

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

xlv 🇵🇸

@shadadzai

2 years

imagine Bruno in this City team man

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

Spanish teams whenever they face Grealish

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@Flaminiesta

11 months

Reus 1 win away from getting his long awaited title

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

People say this and then turn around and express how much they love Mourinho lol. Just admit that it’s a personal dislike and nothing to do with his actions

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@fullback03

1 year

So hard not to really dislike him..

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@Flaminiesta

6 months

A dog getting an ACL

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@CANTSALO

6 months

nah man my dog and my dawg on the same day

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@Flaminiesta

3 months

Never seen a more delusional manager in my life

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@HaytersTV

3 months

"We can beat ANYONE" 💪 "We deserved to win at Arsenal, we could have won at Liverpool" 👀 Erik ten Hag as @ManUtd continue to hit their stride 👊 🔗

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@Flaminiesta

5 months

That hashtag

Kai Havertz

@kaihavertz29

5 months

Into the UCL knockouts!! Great week, let’s keep it rolling 💪🏼 #COYG #YaGunnersYa 😝

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@Flaminiesta

5 months

Evans was probs thinking he was gonna get a nice retirement package and do his coaching badges like Huddlestone. He ain’t signed up to be responsible for keeping a clean sheet vs Bayern lol

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@Flaminiesta

4 months

He’s tryna join the press fgs. Bro really lives his raps, it’s the foggen estandards

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4 months

Someday he's tackling someone on the pitch.

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

Chelsea fans have celebrated more here we go’s than wins this season

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@Flaminiesta

21 days

Saliba is normally great but he has games like today where I can’t envisage a world where he’s not the best CB itw one day

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

He said “you don’t know where I’m from dawg”

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

This title charge got me paying attention to City’s game tomo

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

When they replace him with Lyes and he says “what’s a polar bear doing in Arlington Texas” in his first show

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

1 year

After 15 years with Sky Sports, today marks Graeme Souness’ last appearance with us. Thanks for the memories Graeme ❤️

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@Flaminiesta

28 days

The ball boy to Kudus

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

We thought Arteta subbed Zinchenko off cos he started the 2nd half poorly, but he was injured instead

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@Flaminiesta

11 months

No more Thierry at CBS 🕊

Get French Football News

@GFFN

11 months

Breaking | Julian Nagelsmann is in advanced talks to take over at Paris Saint-Germain, with Thierry Henry potentially joining as assistant, according to L'Équipe. More follows.

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

I get it tbh, Jamie has a connection to the number 14 too. Don’t believe me? Just google “Jamie O’Hara 14”

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@talkSPORT

2 years

🔥 “I can’t believe Nketiah is getting #14 ! It sums up where #AFC are right now.” 😂 “They’ve given him Theirry Henry’s shirt! This is just magic for #THFC fans.” ❌ “You can’t give him Henry’s shirt!” @MrJamieOHara1 mocks Arsenal for giving Eddie Nketiah the number #14 shirt.

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@Flaminiesta

9 months

Even Utd legends glurp City, it’s a sickness

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@rioferdy5

9 months

Couldn’t tell u how many community shields I won 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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@Flaminiesta

4 years

This is how Haaland spent his youth while the other Norwegian kids were playing in the street

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@Scamzel

4 years

Anyone believe Haaland has played cage football at anytime in his life? I don’t think he’s good in tight spaces at all

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@Flaminiesta

7 months

One thing that spun me about yday is that we had 66% possession from after the goal to the end of the game. We didn’t even get put under pressure from City chasing an equaliser, we just passed it around for fun against a team as good as them

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@Flaminiesta

2 months

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

2 months

🗣️ - Hato: "The way I see it, this loss isn't about the tactics or formation. We just lost all our duels."

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

A genuine match fixer btw

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@HaytersTV

1 year

Antonio Conte’s response to @Arsenal ’s consecutive FA charges: “I HATE people who intimidate referees” 👀

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@Flaminiesta

3 months

Football is crazy man, City were great for 30 mins and then Newcastle remembered the other team has Kovacic and Dias

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

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2 years

Stephen A. Smith is expected to miss a month from ESPN due to a shoulder injury, per @DimeUPROXX

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

Nah he needs a little scandal rn, I’m sorry

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3 years

Our Certified Lover Boy. #AFC

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

Antonio went from an inconsistent utility player to West Ham’s all time PL scorer and a genuinely class striker, that’s crazy growth

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@Flaminiesta

10 months

It’s so bait that these braindead footballers think these women somehow all banded together in an attempt to destroy his rep and they think it could happen to them. It’s such an illogical thought process to jump to

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@vinijr

10 months

I'm sorry for everything you’ve been through, Benjamin Mendy. You lost two years of your career, but that's the least of this whole situation… What about the psychological damage? Surely your life will never be the same. The culture of destroying reputations has made yet…

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Pulisic is gassed from that Rittenhouse trial, no wonder he scored

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@Flaminiesta

14 days

Pedro Pronoun miles better than White apparently

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@Flaminiesta

21 days

He don’t got a single opp where he needs to be doing all this

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@Priceless_MCI

21 days

Rico Lewis's celebration🥶🥶🥶

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

Antony is all jog no bonito

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@Flaminiesta

7 months

The fact that he’s from a country being oppressed in a war and still backs Israel just shows what an idiot he is

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7 months

yeah zinchenko is a loser

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Salah and Son reminiscing about their 2022/23 Golden Boot

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call - it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows.

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@Flaminiesta

5 months

Main character syndrome is a hell of a drug cos he didn’t mention or imply Chelsea at all. It’s obvious that he’s referring to Arsenal fans showing more love to Havertz recently

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@TheBlueDodger

5 months

🚨 Mikel Arteta has taken aim at Chelsea for 'not showing respect' to Kai Havertz when he was a player for the Blues. He said 'When you're loved and admired and respected your energy and body language is so much better. That is how he is feeling now.' #CFC ( @MailSport )

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

How Drury would’ve commentated last night

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@Flaminiesta

9 months

We Arsenal fans are sorry for aggressively tackling Jude in a pre season friendly. It’s our fault that Lisandro made multiple rough fouls and is being criticised for it

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@UtdNadd

9 months

Arsenal fans have blood on their hands. They've started this stupid narrative against Martinez, and everyone's running with it. He genuinely does nothing wrong whatsoever in this clip, he doesn't even hurt Bellingham or anything 🤣🤣

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

This guy has me in tears

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

That pen miss gave me so much joy, this is what football is all about. My teams winning give me strength, Utd losing makes me unstoppable

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@Flaminiesta

4 years

Arteta to Klopp 24 hours before the game

Sash ~

@ltarsenal

4 years

Mirror: Arsenal and Liverpool are reluctant to risk first-team stars for Community shield on August 29. It could see the 2 clubs field kids and fringe players in the traditional Wembley curtain raiser.

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@Flaminiesta

7 months

Because you’ve been chasing games all season. I swear Chelsea fans have negative IQ

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Rangnick becoming Utd interim manager, consultant and Austria manager within six months

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

This guy on my life he switches it every day

Football Daily

@footballdaily

3 years

🗣"Arsenal might finish in the top 4 yet. Have faith." Paul Merson thinks Arsenal are good enough to get back into the Champions League places this season.

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

He…he started Kiwior…in place of Holding…when the title race is over. He’s actually trolling us

Arsenal

@Arsenal

1 year

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ 🧱 Kiwior at the back ⚖️ Jorginho in the middle 🪄 Trossard on the wing Three changes from our last game - let's do this, Gunners!

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Chelsea trying to push this big 3 narrative

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Oh they thought we were kidding?

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@Flaminiesta

9 months

A fan of the club that has Haaland on wages that no club in the country could hope to ever pay is not gonna tell us that they’re the epitome of shrewdness

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@RealTalkMCFC

9 months

Manchester City spent £103m COMBINED on Mateo Kovacic and Josko Gvardiol. Arsenal spent £105m alone on Declan Rice. This is why City have remained at the top for so many consecutive seasons 🔵

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@Flaminiesta

11 months

Deeney’s so clapped man, like conventionally ugly in every single way. Cussing someone like that who’s done nothing wrong was so uncalled for

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

Cedric at LB

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@Flaminiesta

2 months

Saka best PL g/a campaign and we’re only in mid feb

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@Flaminiesta

6 years

Slap her for encouraging a religious, pure, innocent man of culture to commit a sin.

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@Flaminiesta

7 months

Mbappe playing behind the striker

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@Flaminiesta

7 years

Lmao just clocked, AJ has more wins at Wembley than Spurs have in 2017

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@Flaminiesta

4 years

Ighalo to Shaw when he keeps overhitting his crosses

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

Enzo was gonna have the pick of Europe in the summer, even if it all works out that doesn’t mean he didn’t jump too quickly. He should’ve learned to sit back and observe, not everything needs a reaction

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

They’re the most affirming people ever. You try a risky pass or dribble and they’ll be like “argh unlucky there mate 👏”

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@B3R1lN

2 years

Banging ball with white 9-5 guys is so clear. No arguing, no wallahi’s. Straight football.

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@Flaminiesta

7 months

UtdDistrict

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7 months

📸 | Antony pictured at Old Trafford yesterday.

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@Flaminiesta

6 months

Gotta cleanse myself after watching Dias terror ball

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@Lhastim3

6 months

William Saliba vs Burnley

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

City pump faked PSG and Utd on Messi and Ronaldo

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@Flaminiesta

6 years

@Jay__Bomber_

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

Giroud might win a CL

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@Flaminiesta

2 months

He leaves at the same time as Mbappe news came out

Arsenal

@Arsenal

2 months

Good luck to Marquinhos who has joined Fluminense on loan 👇

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Almiron to Grealish

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@Flaminiesta

18 days

It’s pretty obvious that Saka was trying to adjust himself rather than cheat for a pen, don’t listen to the idiots who are saying he dived lol. I also hate how it’s taking away from what a good game he had

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

This Vidal performance

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@Flaminiesta

3 months

Anyone who thinks this 5 sec beef had any importance in any way has no brain cells, at least pick the Salah goal that actually woke the team up. As I’ve said before, LFC fans will say anything except “we were good”

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@Flaminiesta

6 months

Lying like this when he publicly stood up for Liverpool is insane. Grow up

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@AnfieldSector

6 months

😂😂😂😂

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@Flaminiesta

4 years

Bilbao when they finally found an eligible black player

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@Squawka

4 years

Inaki Williams has now played every single LaLiga match in each of the last four seasons for Athletic Club. It’s been 1552 days since he last missed a league game.

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

Every game looks mid after watching Arsenal this season, the Artetussy has gripped me

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@Flaminiesta

4 months

These are the goofy men who shaped me into who I am today

PME 🚭🦅🗽🇺🇸

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@Flaminiesta

2 months

We weren’t struggling to read books at 17 or 18

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2 months

Creasing at Guardiola going “Oh yeah, Foden’s unreal at football, but thick as shit” here.

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

Every time he speaks, I genuinely am taken aback at how unintelligent he is

Arsenal Informer

@ars_informer

1 year

🚨 Rio Ferdinand Slams Arsenal Stars' Lack of Leadership 🗣️ "The first time I won the league right, we went and drew at Bolton away... I remember hearing Roy Keane and Gary Neville going 'ah it's a great point... we'll go next week and go again this is a good point'." 🗣️ "Now…

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

He’s never even played for Arsenal 😭😭😭

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

They activated their 1st emotional lever

Managing Barça

@ManagingBarca

2 years

🚨🚨✅| The players of Viktoria Plzen are very amazed & motivated by the messages they have received from FC Barcelona fans - asking them to win the match vs Inter Milan tonight. @relevo [🎖️]

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Another Saka monsterclass, but man I’m desperate for him to go on a scoring run to match his xG. I’m tired of getting a taste of him, I want the whole load of him

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Loui

@louismorton96

2 years

Good lads miss out every week because of helmets like this

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@Flaminiesta

10 months

The worst thing about the Mendy discourse today is footballers backing him believing they’re victims of a greater power that wants their careers to be derailed. As if they’re not more powerful than the women who have accused him and others, or as if society protects the accused

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@Flaminiesta

5 months

Kai Havgirthz is acc good now

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@Flaminiesta

5 months

Ted Todorović

@tedtodorovic

5 months

You haven’t won the league in ur cognitive memory ahahahah you are just like us and Leeds 😂😂😂😂

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

I have to hold my hands up and admit it. What a 7th NPG of the season for him

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@ESPNFC

2 years

Cristiano Ronaldo has DOUBLE the Instagram followers of every Premier League club combined 🤯

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@Flaminiesta

7 months

Also Neville’s “oh no” when Trent rushed out for no reason in the buildup to that goal was haunting

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

We’re once again counting on a title contender to beat Spurs at home

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

He’s lost more dressing rooms (3) than he’s won titles (2) in the past decade. Serial home wrecker more like

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@Flaminiesta

2 months

What’s another goal matter to you Dan Burn? Can’t stand him, ooh look at me I did a goal line clearance

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

@flameosumeet “You utter weapon/sausage” is my fave insult ever

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

Utd fans whenever they lose a game

Gary Neville

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1 year

United so poor in this game. ETH seeing more of the players in these situations is a positive. Allows him to sort out who he wants on the bus. The real disgrace are the Glazers. Are they waiting for the last game at OT to pass??? It would be typical of them. Weak and shirking…

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@Flaminiesta

3 months

Liverpool fans, I know how you feel I LOST MY QUEEN TOO

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@Flaminiesta

6 years

Raul Gonzalez Blanco was a top player at Real Madrid. But even as a 33 year old at Schalke, he was still a joy to watch.

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Ronaldo vacating the CF position every week

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@Flaminiesta

9 months

@SJftbI Mudryk and Enzo

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

Utd don’t even win games, they just let the scriptwriters cook up some drama and learn their lines

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@Flaminiesta

9 months

Ok we won, but that Awoniyi goal made my blood boil. The 2nd half was mostly in control mode, which is fine. But you can’t concede from your own corner in a game where you’re looking to control your way to an easy win. And I’m sick of conceding at home, especially from nothing

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

Never ask: A woman her age A man his salary A Juan Mata fan where he got 35 assists from

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@Not_Karam

2 years

“Mata has never been an elite player”

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@Flaminiesta

1 year

Is it so hard to praise a player without pedalling this sick narrative that football is the only thing that matters? His charity work did not affect his football whatsoever

Football Daily

@footballdaily

1 year

🗣 "Rashford has got back to what he does, he's simplified his life, he's still achieving great things off the pitch but in a more measured manner." @GNev2 compares Marcus Rashford's off the pitch focus to David Beckham's #FIFAWorldCup

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@Flaminiesta

4 years

Still one of the funniest celebrations ever

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@Flaminiesta

2 years

seyi

@slimeseyi

2 years

I be real he got sumn cooking on the stove with low heat, smelling nice from the living room doe will wait and see if he got a meal prepped for marnz

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@Flaminiesta

3 years

The way people treat Nketiah is funny to me. Two years ago everyone was crying cos Emery blocked his loan to Augsburg and then didn’t play him at all. Now they treat him like garbage, you’ll all treat Balogun the same if he renews his contract and has a year of stagnation here

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