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@CANTSALO
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@PETAUK @LisaMKnobel Stuffing is not vegan
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Open play goals this season: Luton: 24 Arsenal: 23
@simiafc
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Open play goals this season: Cole Palmer: 4 Gabriel Magalhaes: 4
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@CANTSALO
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nah man my dog and my dawg on the same day
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@YZR_Fantasy it’s literally my dog and my dawg which is much better lmao
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oooo he fangirling so hard
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@EvanMcFarlane FT: Liverpool 21-0 Rangers
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@UtdDries You’ve never heard of Senna? Lmao
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@6IANNIS Akanji!!!
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@CfcAyooo @SxrgioSZN just didn’t know how to use
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@dont_replytome @DerrickWekesa10 @cagiago_ @mcfc_khal You literally watch set piece simulators ffs
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@Ifcluke Are u restarted
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Shame how people have turned this the other way round.
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KDB's 2018 World Cup - Underrated
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can you stop forcing this
@jstnfutbol
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𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭… 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐏𝐨𝐠𝐛𝐚 🇫🇷 𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐲𝐧𝐞 🇧🇪 … 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦? 🤔
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brain injuries are fucked man
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What man
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@yakobper90 when is the last time he registered a non penalty goal in a final?
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@DexterH01 @HAftbl 27 years old calling it emptihad
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@yakobper90 c c casualllllllll
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@UtdDries You’ve never heard of Senna? Lmao
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Goal quality hype
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kdbs goals are a tap in, a penalty and 2 deflections
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@0161Darren Imagine what shit graphic they’d use tho, thankful they didn’t
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@AustinS99075689 @plumodrole @NiliSaar72 @TowardsSun22 Your nose is big enough to fit across both lists
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@elsdawg @ewan10i 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@CANTSALO
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All of the players listed here have won a major trophy more recently than Arsenal….
@m_tactician
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Onana AWB Romero Licha Chilwell Enzo Case Madueke Foden Richarlison Alvarez
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@isaaczic0 @statmusefc he was doing it with jesus?
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@kaskantte why would he have a euros round of 16 game
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@qxssan 0% cross accuracy must mean he’s having a poor game surely
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@riomarojay @27ligass U just said Mahrez was
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@fukxumean Chill… Gundo didn’t even put KDB top 3 this year that’s more concerning
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@yakobper90 @abzMCFC___ Deflated? Lad they were ecstatic. Trent was trying to get a Fifa cover at 1-1 ffs
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Grealish fans laughing at Tom Garratt video
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@UTDMist terrible signings
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thanks for the tip @AndyRobsonTips 🙏👌👌
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@LibanLDN Fix those wrinkles on ur forehead before speaking on Phil
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@ronniecoleman62 penalties probably
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@ak179_ Foden better technique but that rashford goal was insane
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@6stunna_ I love white women
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@AustinS99075689 @plumodrole @NiliSaar72 @TowardsSun22 i highly doubt that otherwise you wouldn’t need to boast about it on twitter
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Nahhh remember when this guy let his friend drive his car and he fucked trevs girl in it then crashed it 😭😭😭😭
@trevsenpai
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He lost us the game idc what you say.
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@dreezabz Stones is better
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@AustinS99075689 @plumodrole @NiliSaar72 @TowardsSun22 thankfully i’m not ur kid, ur a grown man who acts like a teenager on the internet. Furthermore I would hate to have a nose as long as you and to pick up every single bit of loose change i see on the floor.
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been looking at myself for 40 minutes in the mirror just staring, not a single word.
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Such a poorly presented presentation, 8 year old could’ve produced better
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What has this guy got against us ffs
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just got noticed in person and they called me the brain injuries guy
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nah i’m fuckin crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU 100K LIKES BRO WHAT I DIDNT LEAK ANYTHING IVE NEVER EVEN TWEETED ABOUT TAYLOR
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@Szymon03104325 @niftyneress @ZwebackHD not caring about weak foot in 2023
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We’ve known he’s a United fan the whole time? That’s not the point
@alv9rezfc
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“once a blue always a blue” “we shouldn’t have sold him” “city academy”
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thought this was a different breaking news
@SkySportsNews
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BREAKING: Sir Alex Ferguson has won back-to-back races at Cheltenham as an owner 🐴🥇
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fck
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haven’t showered since last year 😭😭😭
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if this is not proof that brain injuries are absolutely fucked then idk what is
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@AnythingLFC_ @AGerrardMusic Liverpool song first words “Pep Guardiola”
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DO NOT SEARCH BRAIN INJURIES IN THE GIF SECTION
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just sat here enjoying life but i can’t stop thinking about the victims of brain injuries man they’re sooooo fucked
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@m_tactician His fall off should’ve been expected tho not sure why everyone’s surprised
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Sané Musiala trying to imitate Son Foden
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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: i’ve just had a beer
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i rather be bald than have no hair now replace “no” with “get money”
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Yep yep i’m the bench mark
@afcgully
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How have Liverpool fans taken offence to Sal being the benchmark?😭😭😭😭
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[B] [R] [A] [I] [N] [I] [N] [J] [U] [R] [I] [E] [S] [I] [N] [B] [I] [O]
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If you guys could support this it would mean a lot to me good to get the awareness out on how fucked brain injuries are
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Anyone who has had a brain injury understands what is meant when brain injuries are called “ #invisible .” Everything on the surface seems normal, but the outside doesn’t ever reflect what is happening with the inside One love #braininjury #awareness #invisibledisability
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Please nuke it i don’t care if any extended family dies
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what’s stopping me from moving to bali for a year with no contact to anyone and just re appearing
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Ngl Portuguese is surprising me ..
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Table as it stands
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Dread it, run from it. He always arrives.
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mbappe’s gonna silence a lot of people today
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just pulled my hamstring getting off the sofa wtf man
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Damn we have the streets
@Dominos_UK
Domino's Pizza UK
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@SkySportsPL when Rasmus Højlund comes in and collects Phil Foden's order
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@onemilli9
La Esperanza
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Which ultimate team card is YOURS and no one else’s
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@m_tactician sorry about slavery man
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fuck brain injuries man
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@jenniekimfan_ irrelevant, u get horny. Think of it as two horny people who are attracted to each other who want a deeper feeling than masturbation
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@Mubzzz_ @ewan10i Morata is well tenured around europe and 31
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take your pick
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@EduardoHagn
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27 games in. ✅ Who’s been the Premier League Player of the Season so far?
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You weirdo, pretending you didn’t have a de bruyne account for years😭
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The irony of his AVI, KDB shat his pants and got hooked off the field when Salah came on. Didn’t KDB ghost against Arsenal and Liverpool when we needed a win? Look in the mirror first when you drive
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replies thought they could stop rodri 😭😭🤧🤧
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New tattoo lads 🩵✅
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DAMN BRAIN INJURIESSS ARE FUCKED
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@nath_mcfc03 shut it ugly cunt
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@Z9Priv_ How many champions leagues has Ronaldo Nazario won?
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@TheBasedZone he’s achieved more at city than zidane did at madrid
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6th in a row he is the standard
@FutSheriff
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🚨KDB 🇧🇪 is coming as TEAM OF THE YEAR!🔥 Stats are prediction! Make sure to follow @FutSheriff & @Criminal__x ! #fc24
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awooooooo you have awoken the ultimate sigma inside of me 🐺 🐺 🍷
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Idk why everyone keeps brining up that it’s a full moon who ca-
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Well…. Obviously??
@centregoals
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🚨🚨🎙️| Jamie Carragher on Kevin De Bruyne: “We go back to Cantona, Zola, Bergkamp… those three players are absolutely legendary figures at their clubs.” “He is 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 than 𝐀𝐋𝐋 of them.”
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Bellingham having an insane season obviously but that last statement is crazy when you saw Haaland with your own eyes last season…
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What Jude Bellingham has done at Real Madrid is historic. Just the most extraordinary debut season you will ever see.
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