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@_chismosa_ This is just a thread of Americans not believing pretty much anyone can afford to spend 3 weeks traveling on trains and staying in hostels very cheaply in Europe, because America is a dystopian hell where you get 2 weeks annual leave a year and trains are pretty much non-existent
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@GamingWajdan @ExquisiteRebelN @ahlhadeesaxad Well if the age advisory for the book was 14, why was an 11 year old checking it out of the library?
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@HelenGradwell I don't understand why it's played as the last song on every night out. Tbh I'm traumatised by it because I used to work at a uni bar and there were 3 rooms which closed at different times and when each room closes, they'd play it. I have to exit the room when I hear it now
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@t0yra It's not poor people who have no other option that's the problem. It's influencers who buy £500 worth of fast fashion clothing and make video hauls about it to show to their impressionable teenage followers. When they could be promoting more sustainable practices.
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@BlondeHistorian My bf's mum is blind. The amount of people who simply do not move when they see her coming with either a white cane, or a dog with a guide dog harness on, is baffling. One time at a supermarket a guy pushing trolleys almost hit her with the trolleys, it was ridiculous.
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@_celia_bedelia_ They hate girly women, but also shame women for not being girly enough. Seems they just hate women tbh.
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@davidmackau My favourite train announcement was on a packed Victoria line, going home from Brixton, the doors kept shutting then opening. After 4 times the conductor sighs and goes "whoever is leaning on the door, we can't close them until you stop, we all want to get home. Thank you"
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@sagaofsr A level grades mean nothing once you start working/going to uni. I got BBC and no one cares. I've never been asked on a job application. I'm glad I had fun and didn't spend all my time studying to get 4 A*s. There's actually no point trying so hard just for them to be meaningless
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@MollieAnnFuchs @sagaofsr Love how Americans think everything is the same in all other countries.
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@heyitsandy_ For me it's the expense, I don't wanna have to piss the whole time and I also want to remember the gig and not be so drunk I don't have fun/feel ill. I normally get a drink in a pub or drink on the journey before hand but hardly ever at the venue.
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@tanyarrmoore_ It's honestly because Brits have been drinking since 15 in parks, and by the time we're 21 we hate alcohol and Americans can't go out till then, so they just become alcoholics later
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@tenuto86 @_chismosa_ Yeah but if you're already in Europe, it's cheap. That was my point. "backpacking" is going round on public transport and staying in hostels and living out of a backpack. Not taking a suitcase and staying in hotels. That's just a holiday. OP was implying backpacking is the same
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@shreyabasu003 I feel like it's mainly saying "Europe" like there isn't 27+ countries, from Turkey, to Latvia, to Norway to France. All which are wildly different with different cultures, languages etc etc. Lumping the entirety of Europe into one thing is the main issue, I feel.
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@uncooljerk I went to Kew gardens the other day and there was an American family in front of me. The dad says in frustrated voice "I can't wait to go home to AMERICA where we have SUGAR" I was stood there wondering how a fully grown adult can have such a sugar addiction. It was baffling
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@nine____teen @madison_tayt Wait isn't America "land of the free?". Therefore giving a tip should be a free choice, not forced.
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@gr8valukhaleesi They're the ugliest shoes ever though, second only to Yeezys. I can't believe people actually like them, they must only buy ugly shit because it's trendy. No one is original anymore.
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@lastkissperry You are free to buy a seated ticket if you want to. You are also free to buy a standing ticket if you want to. Do whatever is right for you and let others do whatever is right for them. It's really that easy. If you don't wanna stand for 3.5 hours, don't.
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@axhleighlouise We don't need anymore PLT ambassadors. It's an awful brand and everyone from Love Island seems to become an ambassador for them. Also many people only go on there for the "fame" not the finding love part. It's a huge popularity contest not about finding real connections.
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@smithsara79 Those types of posts reveal how so many men still can't do basic tasks for themselves and rely on a woman to do everything for them because they're just big babies who need a mother still. They act like they're god's gift and their wife is their servant Its utterly terrifying.
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@joeefoster He's playing the game perfectly and I am obsessed with him.
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@OllieDingli @petitetweeter_ Your child is three and you want to charge him rent??? R u okay in the head
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@heyitsandy_ Literally why don't these people just go 4 hours before the gig, drink on the train and pre in a nearby pub and arrive halfway through the support act and move through the crowd to get to the front, like everyone else? Honestly bring back shame for these types of people.
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@Hollywood_JT_ @SoWavyRockwell Men really out here thinking when they cum is an issue when women have had to fight to not be treated like second class citizens and we created all life on this planet... Ps. No one cares when you cum, we just want you to make is cum.
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@tenuto86 @_chismosa_ Yeah. But generally backpacking is a cheap way of traveling. What OP is describing "suitcases and staying in hotels" isn't backpacking. Backpacking is using a backpack to carry things and staying in hostels and taking public transport which is significantly cheaper.
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@oc_mercuri @_chismosa_ Surely that's inhumane. You can't expect people to have no time off. I have 25 days plus 15 Flexi leave plus 8 bank holidays plus unlimited sick leave.
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@CreationsRoss The fact men think this is an appropriate thing to do, and that other men are laughing at it, just shows that men never deserved to think they are superior to women. They are all children.
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@AjaSaysHello I HATE with a burning passion the misconception that being sustainable is expensive. It doesn't even make logical sense. How in way is buying less more expensive?
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@MlSSMEG I could never eat the same thing every day, either. I can see the advantages of this if you've got a super busy lifestyle but lack of variety would kill me lol
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@_sanchez_af @bluefrmcanarsie @ronthedon_92 You do not get what you paid for. Android phones at the same price as apple are much better. Apple is just a fashion statement. Their stuff is not better than android, just ridiculously more expensive because they know apple stans will buy a new phone every year for no reason.
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@t0yra And they do these hauls monthly so they're consuming so much, and probably sending much of it back. But clothes that are sent back aren't resold most of the time.
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@HackedOffHugh I love people who voted for Brexit saying "I didn't expect the EU the put tariffs on imports and exports" like wtf did u expect?
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@PoppaOnPoppa Lol my mum was 33 when I was born and my parents had been together for 10 years before that. They wanted to make sure they had a stable income and a good place to live etc before having kids, feel like that's pretty reasonable.
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@cbwiklund @shreyabasu003 The EU isn't the entirety of Europe, you know that right?
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@_branzz_ @fendernirv @charleyylesliee You'll be laughed at if you try to report rape? Like every single women ever? I have never heard a woman make a rape joke, whereas I have heard many men make them. I'm pretty sure you don't walk down the street fearing anyone you see might try to rape you. Stop making it about u
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@harrisonjbrock The only people he's had problems with have been all of the women of colour. Seems racist and misogynist. It's so gross.
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@harborinthealps No one forces you to camp for gigs lol. If you've paid for a standing ticket, you don't have any more right to any particular area more than anyone else who also paid the same amount for a ticket lmao. People will push you around and you'll move at gigs, that's what happens.
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@HeyThatsMyLeg Counter to this, they get pissed when you don't know the nuances of life in the US, when they can't even point out any other country on a map or know who leads them, but expect everyone else to know everything about the US and their lives. It's hypocritical and annoying.
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@wearetouching I hate the way EVs have been portrayed as this amazing silver bullet that will solve climate change. They're honestly anything but. What we really need is more walkable cities with reliable, cheap, high speed public transport facilities to other towns/cities. Car dependency sucks
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@JoltsterK Many other towns and cities function without huge roads like this. It's so not needed. There is no reason for this other than people making everything for cars, rather than people.
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@madison_tayt @bitethehan Do what? They tipped 10%, that's a decent tip and means your service was good.
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@ahlhadeesaxad @ExquisiteRebelN So if your child turned out to be LGBTQ+, would you force them to go to conversion therapy, or just kick them out and never talk to them again, out of "love"?
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@imagegardentrax Ngl I didn't even know there was 28 a level subjects to choose from... Surely that can't be good for anyone's mental health to do that, no matter how smart they are. What is the point in this anyway?
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@freespeech5657 @thompsonmeg26 Strange pronouns like she/her and he/him??
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@desslr @Mr_Indigo @PolitlcsUK But the guy who was assaulting people who were walking in the road did.
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@anon_opin It's 100% worth the money. Great TV with no ads is amazing. Tbh iPlayer alone, with everything that's on it, is worth it. Compared to the price of other streaming services.
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@Hollywood_JT_ @thenigauluv2h8 @SoWavyRockwell You don't hear woman trying to police what men do with their bodies every second of every day though. Can't believe you're complaining you're oppressed because women don't tell you that boners are gross the way you tell us periods are gross. We have too many of our own issues.
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@angelikaoles Someone seeing a message and not replying gives me the biggest anxiety though.
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@idlewildgirl Recipes with a "stick of butter". Wtf is a stick of butter? It comes in blocks or a spready tub. And why do they use cups of stuff? How big is the cup? Why can't they use weight?
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@HarleyShah Oh the horror of people being nice and trying to include you. It's not like they'll force you to go with them everywhere, they're simply saying you can join if you like. Are we really so fractured as a society that people being friendly to those they live with is seen as bad?
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@t0nit0ne Why do they think women being friendly is flirting though?? Like a women talking to them isn't automatically flirting. It's so annoying
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@onmywayalready @_chismosa_ I can go anywhere in Europe for £99 on easyJet in a few hours. I think that's pretty decent
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@transenid @_chismosa_ Yeah that's my point. That America is a hellscape and Europe has actual decent labour laws so we can do stuff in our spare time.
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@mnolangray What? Just turn around. In petrol cars you have to park with the correct side next to the pump. It's the same thing.
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@finkin_dis_frew Matty Healy is a sex offender and a racist but sure camp for three days to see him... You also could just arrive at the time it begins and weave through the crowd to the front like everyone else, but you do you, I guess.
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@GamingWajdan @ForEyeFreak @boywholikesstar @ExquisiteRebelN @ahlhadeesaxad It says in the article, the book says one person took the other person's tshirt and belt off and reached for a condom. If you think that's porn, then idk what to tell you bud.
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@Lanxman35 @Daleyfurter Because "life's not fair, shut up" and "I was miserable and depressed when working from being over overworked and unpaid, so you have to ensure that too, otherwise I'll have a hissy hit" duh
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Why are they all such wusses? They're truly acting like they've never been out in rain or camped before. You're outside with a clean porta loo and fake rain and you're screaming? Get a fucking grip. #BBUK
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@alexjackhughes @penguinh_ If this happens, then take it with you and put it in a bin that's not full. Hope this helps.
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@tesssummers98 @AlanNeil1020 Well Brexit made that a lot harder so actually maybe they can't.
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@BlondeHistorian I don't know how anyone can not know what it means. My mum taught me when I was like 5. Also the harnesses do say "guide dogs for the blind" in bold letters. Maybe people just can't read... 😂
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@hkatewilliams Most daily face creams have SPF 30-50. It's good to not want skin cancer. Using sunscreen when you don't need to isn't going to do any harm, skin cancer will. Also some people just burn easily. I'm one of them. If there is any semblance of sun and I'm not wearing SPF, I'll burn.
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@desslr @Mr_Indigo @PolitlcsUK He's not a vigilante. Assault is illegal, he should be punished for that. Last time I checked walking on the road isn't a crime.
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@jtchristiansen @madison_tayt @bitethehan Tbh she's lucky there was a tip. In a lot of European countries, you don't tip at all.
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@fatfabfeminist @franalicee Imagine fancying a 14 year old when you're 18, let alone thinking it's appropriate for her to be your fiance 🤮🤮. Poor girl will probably end up being a baby machine and nothing else, too.
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@punished_cait I mean Mr beast literally gave blind people the gift of sight because the US medical system didn't. I don't see how that's a bad thing. Do you want him to fix the whole medical system or something?
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@tweetthiswitch @bessbell I'm more concerned that you're willing going to see Coldplay I won't lie 😂
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@basedzedz @GamingWajdan @ExquisiteRebelN @ahlhadeesaxad Well conservatives always talk about things being "age appropriate" so kids consume appropriate content. If it's got an age advisory on it, they should've abide by it. I doubt an 11 year old would be at a library by themselves so an adult must've seen them pick up the book 🤷‍♀️
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@cat_frampton @PastureForLife @NFFNUK @FarmWilder In ecology the phrase "build it and they will come" is true. You just need to put in a small amount of effort building an environment then habitats will create itself. It's truly amazing what nature can do if given the chance. This is gorgeous! 😍
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@Evo_Alg @missology1 @naturalnursemom @FlorioGina This is shit advice. The fact people still think like this is baffling
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@shannonalxndra1 @MissSharonF There's no need to be nasty someone trying to better find out information. She did look it up so was going off what the internet said. Yes people should listen to people within those spaces, but you don't need to be nasty...
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@_celia_bedelia_ I can't believe this whole discourse has shifted from TERFS saying they need to wash bloody underwear in a public sink while bleeding everywhere to shaming you for having sex?? They really had no point so they shifted to admitting they've never had good sex in their life 😂
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@yakkoyaks @oc_mercuri @_chismosa_ That's fucked that people aren't mandated at least something. Where I work they tell us to use the annual leave as it's good for us to have time off and we can't carry much over.
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@NateB_Panic It says in the article her problems began in 2019 after being in a car crash and getting concussion. The headline is straight up lying.
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@jtchristiansen @madison_tayt @bitethehan Well why would a customer from a different country know the tipping rules in the US? This is also shifting the problem to the customer, when it's not their fault the waitress is underpaid.
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@hbafilmshorts @betbinch @BListAtCapital Miles was not under the radar. I have not seen a more camp person. Charlotte and Evie was not obvious though.
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@angelikaoles I would so much rather someone reply saying "I'm busy now, I'll tell you later" which takes 0.1 seconds to type than ghost me, so maybe it's better to at least acknowledge the message, just seems v rude to me to see a message and blank it, I could never.
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@nickbarrettx And you'll deserve that double vodka come all over you
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@horton_official The most hilarious part about this is that what he did will increase flooding a lot, not stop it in any way. So if that's his justification, he's completely wrong.
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@Jo_Marney @theJeremyVine That's why there's many other spaces for cars. Those who can, cycling, reduces congestion for those who have no choice but the drive. Hope this helps x
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@MariamWatt @nine____teen @madison_tayt Yeah they have the option to apply it. They don't have to apply it. Therefore it's not mandatory to pay it.
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@wrathsemilia Only TV shows that are bad have loads of episodes. Good TV shows know how to tell the story well in fewer episodes and don't have filler episodes. They also know when to stop and don't keep on making series for the sake of money, not good story telling.
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@TaigGreag @EastWestNoSo @JR_SD2024 @XSi1entSpartanX @Phil_Panders @mattxiv Yes knife crime is bad. But you can't fire multiple rounds of ammunition from a knife and you're more likely to survive being stabbed than being shot. Kids also aren't going into schools and stabbing people.
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@misskubelik @RebekahCummings Lol not everyone's job is sitting in a depressing cubicle all day, though. Also some of us like the human interaction, rather than being alone all day.
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@BakaruSan I'm sorry but a family is not living on just £25k in 2024. I could barely look after myself on that wage. Unless you live in council housing or revive some other benefits, there is no way a family lives on that wage.
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@ant1queroadshow @xumingjao @gmbarnard22 Cats also cause massive damage to bird populations in the UK too, they're actually a massive ecological disaster. When you let your cat outside, always supervise it to make sure they don't catch anything.
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@_aminayy Men are truly useless
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@AntJphoto @KatyMontgomerie I really don't understand how these people can't see they're the problem. Like don't they ever think how they would feel if their parent completely refused to accept them for who they are, I'm sure they'd be pretty damn pissed off.
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@snitchin_bubs @nine____teen @madison_tayt It's not a shitty tip, you should pay your waiters. That's the real problem here. Don't make the fact that employers suck the customers problem.
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@TastyOldHerpes @shreyabasu003 I was answering her question. The anger is so unnecessary and unfounded. What are you annoyed about? Me answering the question? If that annoys you, please seek some therapy.
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@snitchin_bubs @nine____teen @madison_tayt America is truly a fucked up place and none of you even acknowledge it and continue on like it's the best country, when everyone else sees it's not. The institutionalisation is so apparently
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@MollieAnnFuchs @sagaofsr Uni is different in the UK. We all get loans. Our tuition fees (£9250/pa) is paid to the uni by the government in a loan and then we get another loan for living (food, rent etc) which is means tested. Scholarships are hardly ever given. So no one has to pay for uni outright.
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@fumpy @Jessicam6946 @starrs_flowers @jadedandamused If an individual decides to drink and drive, it's their fault. Who else is there to blame? Can't believe you'd defend anyone doing that. They could get a taxi, an Uber, or phone a friend/family member to give them a lift. Or just don't get drunk if you have somewhere to drive to.
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@maurastierney @uncooljerk Right?? Like sorry we didn't put a heart attack amount of syrup in your coffee bud, but you can still get sugar.
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@herzauskupfer @shreyabasu003 Yes it is... It's not on the EU, but it's in Europe. They're different
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@snitchin_bubs @nine____teen @madison_tayt What? You can't force someone to pay a tip. You can force them to pay the price of the food/drink they consumed, that's it. That's all you're legally owed. You aren't owed a tip. Tips are given for above average service.
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@StoolFootball People commenting on this have no idea how abusive relationships work. People go back because the abuser makes them feel like they have no one else. It's so isolating. She feels like she can't leave. I hope she has the courage to in the future, and that the baby is okay.
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@Iamswan13 @MattWalshBlog He's an adult, he should know how to do those things for himself. What would he do if he was single? Wear dirty clothes and starve?
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@WildLakeland @woodlandbirder @Feargal_Sharkey Definitely report it. People who live next to and own the land next to rivers have certain responsibilities to protect the river and its riparian zone. This would not be acceptable. Don't think it'd need planning permission, some other kind of licence though, definitely.
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5 years
People who have nothing are trying to be more green, when our politicians do absolutely nothing. Disgraceful. @BorisJohnson use Brexit funds to fight climate change instead because what's the point in being out the EU if our whole country is flooded??
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Vanessa Nakate
5 years
This is me! Your LONE climate striker from Uganda. I don't choose to be that way but nothing to do about it. I was inspired by @GretaThunberg to start climate strikes in Africa and I am still going. I will introduce something to the climate movement. Hope you like it. Thanks
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luce ✨
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@killlercutie There are enough clothing items for resellers and those who also need to buy second hand items. There are many billions of items.
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