You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.
You’ve changed. You used to care so much about what actors said that the paper you edited hacked Nigel Havers phone for years while his wife was dying of cancer.
Who gives a flying f*ck what Coogan & Grant have to say about this election? Honestly, the stupefying pomposity of these clowns trying to thwart democracy is beyond parody.
Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
Dear Visitors to the UK, I apologise for the way you are treated on arrival. Terminal 3 Heathrow just now was a disgrace and inhumane. I’m afraid we have the worst Home Secretary in British history.
One more word to my trolly friends. Troll me as much as you like. Goes with the territory. But I’ve been shown some attacks on my wife. She’s never pushed herself forward in any way. She’s just a brilliant, funny woman who I happen to love. Leave her alone or say it to my face.
For anyone who has been interested in my lawsuit against the Sun, the news is that I’ve had to settle my claim out of court before it gets to trial. A 🧵…
Hi,
@MailOnline
- Fuck off. I don’t want to be in your poisonous website. I don’t want my private life stolen by your creepy cameramen. And I don’t want my wife subjected to the Pinot Grigio sodden abuse from your tragic and unhappy readers.
Your paper caved and paid off millions to hundreds of victims of phone hacking. And issued grovelling apology. Those were the civil cases. As for criminal charges ..I refer to my old friends Mr Tick and Mrs Tock. Happy Xmas.
No journalist who worked for me at the Daily Mirror has ever been charged with or convicted of phone-hacking. YOU however have a criminal record for lewd conduct with a hooker in Hollywood.
So I suggest you put the halo away, ‘Saint’ Hugh.
PPE Medpro was incorporated in May this year with a share capital of £100 . It has just won, without tender, a £110,000,000 contract to supply PPE to the NHS
The govt is being run by a bunch of corrupt
#Tories
who award contracts to pals, paying them millions in tax payers money
Young people of Britain. If you have a friend who hasn’t registered , bloody make them. Your country needs (old man struggles to find an emoji of finger pointing straight outwards).
1.5 MILLION young people have registered to vote in 18 days *but*
Only 74% of 25-30 year olds
Only 68% of 20-24 year olds
Only 66% of 18-19 year olds
... are registered to vote.
We have 4 days left.
It’s comforting to know that when we pay our tax bills the money goes to Conservative Party friends, relations and donors for largely useless goods and services.
Michelle Mone’s alleged involvement in corrupt PPE contracting could be just the edge of this. She won’t go down alone and this may be a Tory scandal that detonates the party, pulling Sunak in. The next General Election might be closer than we think.
Just had this text from a chum who is a senior UK Professor of child oncology “- god what a bloody mess we are in - Boris’ oven ready Brexit is going to destroy our European cancer trials for young people and the European sources for funding them” . Bleak. Vote tactically.
The BBC is something the whole world admires with envy. It is entirely appropriate that the insecure, spittle-flecked nut jobs of this government want to destroy it.
Here I am working in the NHS.
I came to this country as a child refugee.
I have only ever had a British passport & only ever considered myself a British citizen.
The
#NationalityandBordersBill
means that my citizenship could be revoked without right of appeal.
Thanks for that
I’ve signed. And it looks like every sane person in the country is signing too. National emergency. Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU. - Petitions
To my trolls- I love you and will miss you when this is over. But tell me - why are you so busy at night? It’s almost as though you’re not on UK time. And you get SO angry about Russia....
Unsold fish are rotting on docks, seafood companies are hitting the wall, but Jacob Rees-Mogg says what matters is that fish are now ‘happier’ because they’re ‘British’
Two startling sentences in the Sunday Times:
‘The government has awarded £1.5bn of taxpayers’ money to companies linked to the Conservative Party during the coronavirus pandemic. None of the firms were prominent government suppliers before this year.’
Suella Braverman, has a history of providing clarity where there is 'confusion' as you can see in this excruciating exchange with Krishnan Guru-Murthy...
Leveson 2’s specific remit was to investigate the relationship between government, elements of the national press and the police. Some people believed they were all in a cosy, mutually-obliging club. Can’t think why.
Boris Johnson’s new advisor Will Lewis has been accused in the High Court of deleting 5.5 million emails from Rupert Murdoch’s server during the phone hacking scandal:
What’s this bollocks about having to book online first at every museum, art gallery, zoo I try to go to? Data theft? Or just the relentless dead-eyed march of techcrap?
💥
@maitlis
quotes Dominic Grieve “it cannot escape notice that the P.M. is currently the subject of an investigation for failure to declare his interest by that same Commissioner.
EM”Was this Boris Johnson getting in early because he could see where this trail was going?”💥
@UKLabour
MP
@FitzMP
on the WAB:
"Have you read it?"
"No."
"Have you tried?"
"No."
"You haven't tried to read any of it?"
"Not yet."
"Or the explanatory notes?"
"No."
"The impact assessment?"
"No."
"Will you vote for it?"
"In principle, yes."
I am launching a new campaign to kill of Boris Johnson’s ruinous green agenda.
We demand a referendum on Net Zero.
Read all about it in the Mail on Sunday.
EXCLUSIVE Conservative now lead at five points in final
@Telegraph
/ Savanta ComRes
#GE2019
poll
The Conservatives are on 41%, the Labour Party on 36%, and the LibDems on 12%.
Projected Tory majority of just 6 MPs.
Hung parliament is definitely now in play.
#GE2109
BREAKING: Boris Johnson has asked former Mail editor Paul Dacre to run thr broadcasting watchdog Ofcom. Charles Moore is close to a done deal to be BBC chairman
Boris Johnson compares Ukraine's fight for freedom to the 'British people voting for Brexit 'in large numbers'.
'It was b/c they wanted to be free to do things differently, for this country to run itself.'
(h/t:
@BenQuinn75
)
#skynews
At the Leveson Inquiry Piers Morgan said under oath he had "no reason or knowledge to believe" phone hacking took place at the Daily Mirror.
He was "100% sure" he didn't see it.
Today the High Court ruled Morgan knew about phone hacking & was involved while he was Mirror editor
Boris Johnson condemned in brutal direct attack by London Bridge victim's father: 'He’s the worst of us and he’s taking you for a ride' | The Independent
"I find it frustrating that I've not met her... I think the home secretary should speak to me"
Independent Chief Inspector of Borders and Immigration David Neal has not met Home Secretary Priti Patel since being appointed in his role in March 2021
On Monday Boris Johnson’s Gov’t will rush the Policing bill through the Commons. It contains some of the most draconian crackdowns on the right of peaceful protest any of us have seen in our lifetime.
Everyone needs to watch this so please RT. Johnson’s Gov’t must be stopped
Labour lost its deposit in Tiverton and won Wakefield on a decent swing. Lib Dems lost their deposit in Wakefield and won on a huge swing in Tiverton. This is industrial scale tactical voting, and it's a big deal...
Who leaked the email? Whoever it was, the knives are out for Bunter. Maybe a civil servant, motivated by his ill-concealed contempt for the civil service, but it could be anyone: a recipient or someone to whom it was forwarded. This is going to continue until he falls IMO.
Daily Mail is being sued for the most serious illegal newsgathering ever – including allegations of BURGLARIES and LANDLINE TAPPING – by Prince Harry and six big household names
Full Story:
But if the idea is to let people get it, develop immunity and then return to the economy - how will that person ever know for sure that they’d had it? As I understand it - no one’s being tested unless they’re a hospital case. So we’d all live in a permanent state of insecurity.
1. The govt strategy on
#Coronavirus
is more refined than those used in other countries and potentially very effective. But it is also riskier and based on a number of assumptions. They need to be correct, and the measures they introduce need to work when they are supposed to.
"We try not to eat a lot in one day, even though most of us are really hungry."
Almost 1 in 3 children in the UK are now growing up poor, like Cameron and his two sisters whose family rely on a food bank to help fill the fridge.
the work and sacrifices of Graham Johnson in the face of unfair attacks from those on the other side who are seeking to stop the truth coming out. End of 🧵
BREAKING: Firm awarded £16.2m across multiple Covid-19 contracts has extensive links to the Conservatives.
Softcat Plc not only boasts a Tory-donating director, but life-peer and mega-donor Lord Nash holds shares in them.
THREAD by
@allthecitizens
/
@BylineTimes
So much to hate. So little time. But a special mention to the new thing of two identical bottles of stuff by basins with only the tiniest writing telling you which is the sodding soap.