For years people have been telling me I would end up writing four books about Brexit and the political psychodrama of the last few years. And now I have. You can pre-order both books here:
Suella Braverman did not mistakenly leak a meaningless document. She endlessly consulted a maverick. She deliberately emailed a policy doc not yet agreed to her pvt email. Then she sent it to John Hayes and someone she thought was his wife. Then lied to PM about when it was sent
I’ve been doing this job for 21 years. I’ve written millions of words about the last six years in which British politics descended into psychodramtic crack dream. Today may be the most batshit day of the lot
The Liverpool end at Wembley strikes up a chant of "fuck the Tories" and the Chelsea end fights back with a chant of, er, "fuck the Tories". Look away now prime minister
Politics is a rough trade and Rishi Sunak needed Suella Braverman's support at the weekend, but receiving several 🤮 emojis from MPs that someone sacked as a security threat 6 days ago is now walking back up Downing Street. Hard for Sunak to rabbit on about integrity now
Everyone in Britain still acts as if this was a normal government. Instead it is a project of deliberate destruction, of laws, of institutions, of anything that stands in the way of a PM who just doesn’t want to be held to account.
Those FIVE Zahawi u-turns in full:
Serving Boris
“He’s got to go”
Chancellor, yes please
Letter: Actually you should resign
I’m backing Boris
We must support Rishi
The question mark over Keir Starmer is not competence but whether he can do politics. He has just:
1) Shown he means business on antisemitism
2) Made Boris look indecisive
3) Offloaded a Corbynite
4) Helped the hard left Twittersphere reveal itself as ridiculous
Good day’s work
NEW: Boris Johnson will not attend the funeral of Prince Philip. He was due to but the guest list is limited to 30 people and the PM has stood aside to give more space for family and friends
This is perhaps the most remarkable vox pop ever recorded in central lobby. Sheer rage at the people who installed Truss: “I hope it was worth it for the ministerial red box”
The number of lorries stacked in Kent has “fluctuated” upwards from Boris Johnson’s 170 to more than 1,500 says Priti Patel. Also fluctuating upwards: the nation’s blood pressure
Another day. Another series of questions about why we can’t test in numbers comparable with the Germans. Yet another day when a medic explains why it’s a good idea to test but not why we haven’t got the bloody tests. Time to start levelling with people
Cressida Dick, let us recall, was in charge of the de Menezes investigation, another triumph of Met policing. How she ever got the job is beyond me. How she keeps it is equally bewildering
🔺 EXCLUSIVE: A Conservative MP has accused a party whip of telling her she was fired from her ministerial job because her Muslim faith was “making colleagues uncomfortable”
NEW: Boris’s three letters to circumvent the Benn act
1) a photocopy of the letter in the bill, unsigned
2) a covering note from Sir Tim Barrow which basically says “we’re sending you this because we have to”
3) a signed letter from Boris saying we don’t want an extension
Chances are the next general election will be Brexit v Remain. If the Tories aren’t the Brexit party they are finished. If Labour isn’t the remain party they are screwed. Both have to accept that they are seeking a different coalition of voters and seats. First to adapt survives
Suella Braverman did not mistakenly leak a meaningless document. She endlessly consulted a maverick. She deliberately emailed a policy doc not yet agreed to her pvt email. Then she sent it to John Hayes and someone she thought was his wife. Then lied to PM about when it was sent
BREAKING: David Gauke tonight confirms that he will resign from the cabinet next Wednesday after PMQs because he can’t serve Boris Johnson while he pursues no deal. Tells the Sunday Times he fears it would lead to national “humiliation”
Most taxes are unpopular. Suspect there would be 90% public support for Rishi Sunak to announce a post-virus windfall tax on rogue employers who ignore social distancing and behave badly to their employees. Let's back a
#TwatTax
BREAKING: Boris Johnson has asked former Mail editor Paul Dacre to run thr broadcasting watchdog Ofcom. Charles Moore is close to a done deal to be BBC chairman
I bow to few in my professional cynicism about politics and the practice of the photo op - but it is bloody joy to be, for once, unequivocally proud of British foreign policy
Meghan Markle is unsuitable as Prince Harry's wife for the same reason that Wallis Simpson was unsuitable: she’s divorced and Harry’s grandmother is supreme governor of the CofE
This. I've lived in London for 24 years. The Met veers between apologetic wokery and moronic brutality. I don't know a single Londoner who thinks they are on their side
I don’t care what your politics are. This is a totally inappropriate intervention in another country’s domestic politics. Just not done to an ally. Being right doesn’t make it right
President Biden on Liz Truss' mini budget.
" it was predictable... I wasn't the only one who thought it was a mistake.... I disagreed with the policy of cutting taxes for the super wealthy"
I’m told directors at the foreign office are now looking at the Truss launch video, because some of the footage was filmed by civil servants not spads and they may not be allowed to use it
NEW: Dominic Raab was told by Downing Street to return home on Friday 13 August as Afghanistan slipped into chaos. Why did the foreign secretary not fly in until the small hours of Monday morning? Because Boris Johnson said he could stay on holiday...
Anyone who thinks this is a "false flag" operation to help the government would do well to recall that there were two terrorist attacks in 2017 and they helped the opposition with its police cuts narrative. Do us all a favour and put a sock in it
Putin's great strength for the last decade has been fighting an information war that others did not understand or know how to fight. He has met his match in Zelenskiy. Brave and clever. These are images we will never forget 🇺🇦
If you think the extracts of the Prince Andrew interview were extraordinary, you aint seen nothing yet. I've read the whole thing. It is utterly jaw-dropping from start to finish. It is an articulated lorry crash of gripping behind-the-hands horror
That’s going to court. The rules would have let all the lapped cars through which meant no more racing. They chose to engineer a finale to Drive to Survive instead. I supported Verstappen most of the year. But Lewis deserved that
All you need to know about the last week is that Putin thought Ukraine would crumble, Zelensky would flee and the Western response would be divided and weak. He was wrong about every one of them. There will be darker days ahead but time for someone in Moscow to pull the plug
Lady Shippers has proved again what a warrior princess she is and blessed my life with a second little lady. I’m sure she’ll quickly have me wrapped around her finger. Just now it’s my turn.
#anothercentristdad
BREAKING: Donald Trump tells The Sunday Times that the government should send Nigel Farage to negotiate Brexit, refuse to pay the £39bn and go for no deal if they don’t budge
Good morning.
Brexiteers: humility please. This won’t solve all your problems and much is left to be done
Remainers: calmness please. This is not the cause of all your problems. There are upsides. Help achieve them.
Thank you for listening.
Crikey. Independent chief inspector of borders and immigration David Neal says he has yet to meet Suella Braverman and only one of twenty-one reports he's submitted have been dealt with in the agreed timeframe.
NEW: Tory MPs claim there are 67 letters in. One number cruncher thinks they could get to 190 votes against him. Take both with a bucket of salt but the conventional wisdom now is that a vote is likely on Wednesday
I love Parliament. Debate is important. But the amount of hot air being produced today on a motion/amendments which will make LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE to any of the people in Gaza or Israel is quite staggeringly pointless and evidence of disturbing levels of self-regard
At this time of year I usually do my top 10 political gaffes of the last 12 months. I can’t be bothered this year because there’s no way of getting it under 100
BREAKING: First big election model seat projection predicts Tory majority of 48
Con 349
Lab 213
LD 14
SNP 49
Plaid 5
Green 1
Speaker 1
Datapraxis ran 270,000 YouGov interviews through their own predictive MRP model (like the ones that predicted the last election)
It's like Mike Ashley doesn't yet think he's got a stranglehold on the **** of the year award:
"Sports Direct has hiked prices of some sports equipment, including skipping ropes, weights and resistance belts, by more than 50%, according to documents seen by the PA news agency."
The ACTUAL record
1. Jimmy Greaves, 357
2. Steve Bloomer, 314
3. Dixie Dean, 310
4. Gordon Hodgson, 288
5. Alan Shearer, 283
...
19. Harry Kane, 213
Football did not begin in 1992. Go and win a title, Harry FFS
The last quote is also significant. Security sources regarded her as loose lipped even before the events of last week. Let’s see what now emerges from the woodwork
Suella Braverman did not mistakenly leak a meaningless document. She endlessly consulted a maverick. She deliberately emailed a policy doc not yet agreed to her pvt email. Then she sent it to John Hayes and someone she thought was his wife. Then lied to PM about when it was sent
BREAKING: Govt to announce shortly that tourists in Spain will have to quarantine for two weeks when they return (unless they're back by midnight tonight). Second wave of Covid-19 there has prompted decision to kick Spain off the safe country list
NEW: Rishi Sunak's wife and daughters have moved out of Downing Street at the end of the week in which I'm told he seriously considered resigning. My big read is up:
If you read the whole article you will see that Dominic Cummings has been, for the last 10 days, the most zealous advocate of a tough lockdown. Which is what his critics seem to want. The world is not black and white
TRUSS CABINET REVEALED
Based on multiple converstions with aides and ministers, this is my current understanding of the Truss cabinet. Caveat: the white board is not finalised 1/
NEW: Two sources say Dominic Cummings grew concerned about the "frat house" atmosphere in Johnson's flat and upstairs at Chequers. He and Martin Reynolds, the PPS, agreed Johnson should only get STRAP classified materials in his office downstairs
So an unelected, retiring bureaucrat says: No extension, take this new treaty or just leave.
He is overriding the Benn Act. The EU shows itself to be a thuggocracy - power without accountability.
Appalling people.
This is a perfect example of what is wrong with politics. The statement is, on the face of it performative stupidity, yet it will chime with the voters at whom it is directed. Who is/are the morons? Cruz? His voters? Us?
By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.
I've seen some pretty ropey comms in Westminster over the last 20 years. I am struggling to think of anyone stupid enough to have overseen a PR campaign like the defensive, insulting, naive, desperate prattle that has been emerging from the Metropolitan Police this week
Earlier we posted a statement about a video released on Thursday evening by the Campaign Against Antisemitism.
That statement has now been removed. We apologise for the offence it caused.
When you break a difficult story on the Tories Boris Johnson’s people think you’re a pain in the arse reporter. When you break a difficult story on Team Corbyn his fans assume you’ve made it up because your an evil Tory. Which tells you something
This is astonishing reporting.
@robertmooreitv
will win a bucketload of awards and he will deserve to. Better than anything I’ve watched on the US networks tonight
At the start of the 2017 general election campaign the age at which, on average, voters moved from being Labour to Tory was 34. By the end of that campaign it was 47. Now it is 51. If that doesn’t put the fear of god in Conservatives nothing will
When I hear a politician saying "I have no recollection," I know I'm 100% OK to write the story because that always means "I don't like it, but I can't deny it." EVERY TIME. It's the accepted nod, wink form of words for "I'm bang to rights". Is the Duke badly advised or stupid?
A senior Whitehall official gets in touch about Morduant and the maternity bill. “She fought AGAINST the change to ‘women’. The way she’s trying to rewrite history to suit her is despicable. While she’s supposedly campaigning on character and values. can’t believe the hypocrisy”
It is hard to think of a single public servant who has failed so consistently and comprehensively as Cressida Dick over the last 20 years. You do wonder what it takes for people to resign these days