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THEY BOUGHT MORE THAN ONE SIGN

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They’re called the cabinet

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“A minority of people are putting the public’s health at risk,” says Priti Patel

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The White House has announced Chet Americanman as the new director of the #FBI .

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‘I managed to be sacked on the day everyone resigned’

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oh go on then, it’s Christmas

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‘They weren’t booing, they were saying Boo-ris’

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I see people who wanted a hard border with France are angry there's a hard border with France

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NUMBERWANG

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‘I feel better than I did 20 years ago’

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Boris Johnson’s resignation speech, 7th July: ‘I want you to know that from now until the new Prime Minister is in place, your interests will be served and the government of the country will be carried on’ Boris Johnson, 16th July:

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Terrific question asking about regret in underfunding the NHS for years

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fascinated by the energy of a conversation between President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who is in Kyiv & facing down Putin, with Boris Johnson, who hid in a fridge from Good Morning Britain

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While Health Secretary I forgot to mention my sister was director of a company which was awarded a lucrative NHS contract

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all the Elizabeth Line trains should have her face on the front like Thomas the Tank Engine

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jesus, and he has access to LOADS of castles

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Prince William reveals poor eyesight in upcoming documentary

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‘I once blamed a dead queen after I almost crashed the economy’

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it’s been found, perhaps the worst take of all time

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Unsold fish are rotting on docks, seafood companies are hitting the wall, but Jacob Rees-Mogg says what matters is that fish are now ‘happier’ because they’re ‘British’

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You’ll never guess who voted against giving nurses a pay rise in 2017

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what if Oprah’s first question is: ‘Would you let Prince Andrew babysit?’

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‘I plunged the country into chaos because I didn’t want to cancel a party I’d booked’

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if you’re angry about the BBC wait till you hear about the government

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'... and I was shocked to discover a large number of people in my garden drinking after I had invited them to drink in my garden, although I can't recall if I was there'

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beautiful little caption description on #C4News

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Suella Braverman might become the shortest-serving Home Secretary in British history, beating Suella Braverman’s record

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‘Why are you asking me that question?’ This is excruciating #BBCBreakfast

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OH MY DAYS James Hanson, BBC Bristol, calls out Liz Truss’s scripted answers, refuses to accept this is all down to Putin, & asks if the Bank of England had to intervene because of him

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Tories unveil their new election slogan

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I am sorry that my behaviour in the past has upset people

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‘I forgot I was told about the shark’

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‘… I then had it pointed out to me I’d accidentally ticked a box which made me a citizen of another country while I was serving as an MP and minister…’

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Rudy Giuliani searching for ballots

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‘We’ll change the law to say the water is safe’

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'The shark has told me it will take Christmas off'

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‘It wasn’t a shark attack, it was a shark event’

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10 months

all that money on IT lessons and he can’t work out how to open a phone

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Matt Hancock's face as Keir Starmer quotes the government's own paper at them #PMQs

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3 years

*writes in notebook* Red

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5 years

it’s really sad what happened to the Italia 90 mascot

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After Jonathan Van Tam said the ‘rules apply to all’ he’s never been at a daily briefing

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Hannibal Lecter jailed over dinner choice

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MP suspended over criticism of London mayor

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3 years

Community spirit v branded photo-op

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4 years

For anyone wanting to watch #GBBO tonight, there's an Eton Mess on at 8pm. Then, after he's stopped speaking, Bake Off will start at 8.15pm

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‘I’m sorry if you feel like people are being eaten’

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Matt Hancock warning against mass gatherings while stood next to Dido Harding, who’s on the board of the Cheltenham Festival

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‘Woman drives car’

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7 years

OH BLIGHTY YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT #OneLoveManchester

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The Beatles when they worked at AC-12 & saw their suspect in the foyer before an interview

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‘Can I see my parents ten minutes apart?’ ‘Yes’ ‘Don’t you see that’s utterly bonkers?’ ‘No’ #ThisMorning

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Hearing an alarm. Putting on a tie. Carrying a handbag. Receptionists. Caffeine-filled air. Taking a lift. Seeing your second family. Watercooler conversations. Proper bants. The boss's jokes. Plastic plants. Office gossip. Those weird carpets. Face-to-face meetings. CCing

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3 years

did you ever see him so angry about vulnerable children going hungry

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This is it, this is the worst question ever asked at #PMQs

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I mean people were tricked by a bus

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Fears UK not ready for deepfake general election

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Absolutely mortifying, what a shambles

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Sir David Spiegelhalter delivers a sixty scond evisceration of the numbers served up at the daily briefings #Marr

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On #BBCBreakfast Charlie Stayt asks Tom Pursglove MP, a Home Office minister, basic questions about Rwanda. He can’t answer them

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Liz Truss unveils the new Chancellor

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Liz Truss’s speech, a summary: ‘When I was growing up & the Tories were in power, things were bad, and things have been bad these last years, when the Tories have been in power’

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Boris Johnson doesn't like Ian Blackford's 'personal abuse', minutes after calling Keir Starmer a 'human bollard' twice #PMQs

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When asked on #Marr to give benefits of Brexit, Boris Johnson says the UK can have freeports & has banned pulse fishing. We had freeports when we were in the EU & France banned pulse fishing in 2019

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The pencil case account came through

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they’ve taken it well

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1 year

Gary Lineker called the policy ‘immeasurably cruel’ & likened the language used to 1930s Germany - so he didn’t call anyone a Nazi & he’s also right

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3 years

everyone, this is how you pronounce Gina Coladangelo

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hmm

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That final sentence after all that’s gone before. Perfect, no notes

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Emily Maitlis calls out the Brexit elephant in the newsroom & in government

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Neil Parish resigning because of tractors is a conspiracy driven by big farmer

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Nadine Dorries' excuse - and the one parrotted by this government's cheerleaders - is "How can Channel 4 compete with Netflix and Amazon?". That's like asking why a bed isn't a satellite - Channel 4's purpose is completely different to Netflix's

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On Newsnight a correspondent says a ‘senior Tory’ calls Keir Starmer a ‘smartypants’, like having someone smart in a position of responsibility is less preferable to someone who has been notoriously pantless

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Less than two weeks later, there’s a debate over whether a cheese sandwich be affordable

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Lord Frost attacks what Lord Frost negotiated, months after Lord Frost praised what Lord Frost negotiated

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Pour yourself a glass of red, spark up a Marlboro Light, and stick Portishead on - @BBCFOUR are showing This Life from Monday 3rd February at 10pm

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unbelievable - Sunak jokes about trans people when Brianna Ghey’s mother is present #PMQs

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They’re absolutely terrified of Marcus Rashford

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he hid from Piers Morgan in a fridge

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Chris Whitty breaks it down for the ‘I’ll Take My Own Chances & I’ll Be Fine’ crew

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this is why silica gel packets have ‘Do not eat’ written on them

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Jacob Rees-Mogg, a cheap xenophobe in an expensive suit

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when do the Met start announcing more Partygate fines then

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‘We talk to his sister about nepotism’ is perfect, no notes

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Suella Braverman: ‘I’ve repeated myself twice already’ Susanna Reid: ‘I know, because you’re not answering the question’ #GMB

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Multi-multi-multi millionaire tells nation to suck it up

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if only certain media outlets applied the energy they have for Prince Harry & Meghan Markle to this failure of a 13 year Tory government

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Isn’t that what Judas Iscariot did #MOTD

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Matt Hancock’s furrowed brow as Philip Schofield says thirty kids can’t go & feed ducks but thirty blokes can go out & shoot them

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‘I’ve placed sanctions on three tuna fish’

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Boris Johnson loses patience with Boris Johnson for Boris Johnson’s Brexit

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if you think a spy in the Commons is bad, wait till you hear about the former Foreign Secretary who partied at an Italian villa owned by the son of a former KGB agent, this former Foreign Secretary also later handing out a peerage against the advice of the security services

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Not sure at all about the US remake of This Country

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I love my curvy wife

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Bad news for the BBC cameraman run over by #Corbyn - in the interests of impartiality he now must be run over by all candidates.

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Tories love comparing everything to WW2 but when an occasion arises which is comparable to those years, like, say, welcoming refugees from an unprovoked war started by a tyrant, it’s all a bit, ‘well, hang on a minute…’

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Number 10 introduces lead investigator into Number 10's Christmas party

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royal family: ok we need to stop all these Kate Middleton rumours press team: got it. we’ll release a photo with bad re-touching, one kid crossing their fingers, & missing rings royal family: sounds great

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amazing