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Not a believer - give me evidence. Retired NHS Cons. Married to smashing, glass ceiling smashing woman. 2 kids. Satirical. Country before party(ing)

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Peter Kay
2 years
Young care home volunteer demonstrates the therapeutic value of dance therapy for a bewildered elderly gentleman. He’s clearly enjoying himself but remains confused and at times aggressive. He keeps shouting out “I’m still the Prime Minister”
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Movie news: Filming starts today on “Eighteen Parties, One Wedding, and One Hundred and Fifty Seven Thousand Funerals”
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Sunak says: “Having trouble heating your home? Why not do what I do? Fly to California where it’s always toasty warm - you know it’s common sense.”
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Breaking news: Rather than erect a statue to commemorate Boris Johnson’s illustrious premiership - a sewage outfall at Bexhill beach has been named after the politician. A spokesman said “this conduit of effluent will become his lasting memorial.”
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Is it just possible that we are being run by a criminal gang rather than a government?
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Breaking news: English Heritage slap emergency preservation order on the Johnson’s number 11 flat interior. A spokesperson for English Heritage said “It is a remarkable example of the high Narcissism or Delusional Style of the 2020s ‘elites’.”
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Bercow points out that Rees-Mogg praised his rejection of May’s thwarted attempts repeated presentation of her WA, saying that it was completely consistent with Erskine May. Mogg is thus hoist by his own petard.
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Breaking news: Sunak is not going to vote on the partygate inquiry today. It turns out he’s flying by private jet to a clinic in Zurich where he is having surgery to insert a functioning backbone.
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Rishi Sunak refuses to say if he will approve Partygate inquiry report. @GMB exclusively interviewed the Prime Minister last night. @LouisaJamesITV has more.
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1 year
The Conservative Party is ‘Institutionally Corrupt’ say voters: ‘Omnisis found that 72% also agreed with the statement that senior members of the Conservative party are “more interested in personal gain than serving the public” with just 16% disagreeing’
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2 years
The country’s been hijacked by a group of elitist, racist, thieving, moral degenerates, masquerading as patriots. Otherwise everything is fine, apart from the failing economy, sewage filled rivers and erosion of basic civil liberties.
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3 years
Is this - collectively - the stupidest cabinet in British history?
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4 years
I never thought I’d say this but Twitter has to get behind @piersmorgan on this. The Tory government is blacklisting his program for daring to hold them to account for presiding over the worst public health disaster in British history.
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Piers Morgan - The government are refusing to appear on #GMB . What are they scared of?
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What a waste of my hard earned taxes. Does she need to be there?
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What a waste of my licence fee. Did he need to be there ?
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💥 @maitlis quotes Dominic Grieve “it cannot escape notice that the P.M. is currently the subject of an investigation for failure to declare his interest by that same Commissioner. EM”Was this Boris Johnson getting in early because he could see where this trail was going?”💥
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1 year
Strangely enough @BBC didn’t get the helicopter views. Perhaps those WhatsApp messages from No10 are still getting through. @mrjamesob @campbellclaret
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1 year
Strikes and demonstrations in GB: Teachers, junior doctors und Tube workers walk out and fight for higher wages. Streiks und Demonstrationen in GB: Lehrer, Assistenzärzte und U-Bahn Fahrer legen die Arbeit nieder und kämpfen um höhere Löhne.
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Breaking news: Angry commuters show admirable determination in confronting, head on, Stop Oil’s pernicious and harmful myth of “climate change.”
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11 months
A knighthood for another unprincipled Eton fool: A privileged, nannied child-man, laughs at the principled, good behaviour of citizens he was meant to be protecting. He laughs because, unlike his audience, they were following the rules his government set.
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14th Dec ‘20 - same day as CCHQ party: “If we all come together and follow the tier 3 rules and respect the social distancing that’s necessary and do our bit then we will get this under control” Leadership means setting the rules and setting an example. Government of hypocrites.
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A retired GP in tears when he tells the interviewer why he’s there to add moral support: Back in 1962 he went to help at a bad car smash. The couple in the car were from the USA. The first thing the injured woman said was “how much will it cost?” Sunak wouldn’t ever need to ask.
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“Forget about fucking money, we’re here to help you.”
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The BBC is sorry? We are all effing sorry! Boris Johnson’s self serving Brexit and his corruption of the apparatus of state has set in train a cascading epidemic of self inflicted injuries that has progressively crippled a once proud nation.
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Shout out to @eddiemair who was actually about 3 centuries ahead of everyone else on this…
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BBC - they should have gone to Specsavers: The BBC, again inexplicably, misses reporting on an event of major international and national, political and social significance.
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1 year
Strangely enough @BBC didn’t get the helicopter views. Perhaps those WhatsApp messages from No10 are still getting through. @mrjamesob @campbellclaret
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“The decision to give Boris Johnson virtually everything he wanted from his resignation honours list will be marked as one of the most venal, politically stupid and strategically disastrous concessions a PM has ever made.”
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Boris Johnson betrayed the British people, he “used taxpayer funds to host the lavish launch of a think tank campaigning to let American corporations run NHS hospitals” “(Location: St Thomas’ Hospital - SOUND ON)”
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Johnson betrayed the British people: “Some people in my party and other parties might make mischief if you talk about doing that, Donald,” Johnson told him. “Let’s talk about it all you like in private when you’re here, but we can keep it to ourselves.”
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@campbellclaret ’s righteous indignation: “This isn't about Gary Lineker this is about whether we, as a country, understand the seeds that are being sown by this authoritarian right wing government that now has got a grip of the conservative party and a grip of this government. 1/
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“Boris Johnson’s legacy? He has ruined Britain’s place in the world - Brexit, the biggest historic mistake this country has made in peacetime.”
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Not content with burning £50 banknotes in front of the homeless, they burnt the whole economy in front of the country, leaving us poorly defended against Covid-19. The nation requires a hard reset.
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To govern is to choose. When the spoilt children of the rich choose, horrors follow: “Austerity cost the nation dearly. It left us hugely unprepared for the pandemic. And it left far too many workers unprotected. The consequences were painful and tragic.”
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Sir Michael Marmot asserts that the Tory government’s austerity policy “fits with hypothesis of malicious harm.” ie government was deliberately trying to destroy the NHS Approximately 300,000 excess deaths since 2010 attributed to austerity. @AndrewMarr9
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Left: Dame Sally Davies, England's former chief medical officer, blames austerity for high covid deaths Right: George Osborne, former Conservative Chancellor, says austerity protected us from a worse outcome Who do you believe?
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1 year
A timeless piece of performance art performed by Helen Whately entitled “Gesture Politics” 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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“Hancock tells lawyers he wants immunity on care home deaths during Covid pandemic” Gina Miller says “The threshold has been met to investigate Mr Hancock for gross negligence manslaughter… a common law offence that carries a maximum of life imprisonment”
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…and they found, not a witch, but the Wastrel Warlock of Narcissism - the wailing man baby of self love.
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Clean coastal water and rivers are ultimate responsibilities of government: When you watch human rights of people being trodden on remember they’re your rights too. This is all that this government thinks you and yours are fit for.
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The truly shocking results of our sewage / E. coli testing, once again a huge thank you to everyone at @gmb for helping to expose the scandal that is the water industry. Forever grateful.
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Suspicions: “Charlotte’s peerage is just so absurd… She joined in March 2022, she never worked in the policy unit… at the very least there is an inconsistency in what she’s saying.”  “She wasn’t even the most important person in the political office.”
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Sleek, self-satisfied, indifference: As we haemorrhage junior doctors to jobs with better pay and conditions abroad, the intransigence and stupidity of Barclay is tangible.
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Junior doctor @_VivekTrivedi succinctly explaining the facts to the Tory health secretary #BBCLauraK
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Led By Donkeys (sound up)
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Peter Kay
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A knighthood for another unprincipled Eton fool: A privileged, nannied child-man, laughs at the principled, good behaviour of citizens he was meant to be protecting. He laughs because, unlike his audience, they were following the rules his government set.
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Integrity, professionalism and accountability?
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Chris Bryant
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Incidentally Sunak didn’t show up for the Owen Paterson vote either. He didn’t want to influence anyone then either.
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I haven’t written to Kwasi Kwarteng asking him to replace the £30 billion - his mini-budget cost our nation, because he hasn’t got it. It’s all gone to international currency speculators. At least one of them was his ex-employer and informal dinner host.
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I have written to @MayorofLondon , calling on him to scrap the #ULEZ expansion. It will have little impact on air pollution, and will place a significant burden on small businesses, low-income families, and disabled people in my constituency. Sadiq Khan *must* stop this plan.
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Breaking news: Rishi Sunak was held hostage by his own words tonight inside 10 Downing Street: “Integrity, professionalism and accountability” demand that he asks King Charles to rescind his bestowal of honours to all individuals on Boris Johnson’s resignation honours list.
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Gina Miller
11 months
Dear @RishiSunak This morning you said you hadn't read the report into Boris Johnson. Now that you have, and seen the depth of his dishonour and disgrace, please could you ask his Majesty to withdraw Johnson’s Honours List. A dishonoured PM shouldn't be allowed to submit a list
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“Potholes, and poor people starving and cold, Magnificent mansions dripping with gold, PPE contracts without any strings, These are a few of my favourite things”
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Peter Kay
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Breaking: Tests reveal @MattHancock to have been suffering from “long crony” - a condition in which Cronyvirus lies dormant in the brain - only to be reactivated by the smell of PPE contracts. It can hide from the immune system in private email accounts.
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13years of Tory misrule, and this is the only growth this government has given us. Time to clean up our country and clear this government out. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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This is an E. coli sample from the River Deben in Suffolk. Taken 1 month ago. There should be no more than 9 blue dots on the whole dish. How many can you count?
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….and when the NHS is privatised by these Conservative shysters don’t pretend you haven’t seen what privatisation means. Profiteers leaving us all up to our necks in it as they laugh at us from their tax havens and green card California hide outs. Small state = failed state.
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Tories turn British coastal waters into largest sewage settlement tank on the planet.
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This is an exemplary interview by Victoria Derbyshire.
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"I'm standing up for what I think is right" WATCH: @vicderbyshire questions Conservative MP Brendan Clarke-Smith on his continued support for Boris Johnson following today's damning report.
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Chomsky,“The standard way of privatising something, like when Mrs. Thatcher wanted to privatise the railroads: The technique was defund them, then when they don’t work, people get angry,say let’s do something, say let’s hand it over to private enterprise which totally ruins them”
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It's the plan and the plan is working.
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Peter Kay
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It’s odd that Johnson is having so many problems with his mobile phone given how many “technology lessons” he received from Jennifer Arcuri (courtesy of £126,000 from the public purse.)
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Sir Michael Marmot (internationally revered epidemiologist) asserts that if your hypothesis was that the government was seeking to destroy the NHS “all the data are consistent with that hypothesis.” …
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Carol Vorderman
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Here we go.....
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Peter Kay
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Boris Johnson’s Career as Uxbridge’s ‘Absentee’ MP - “his whereabouts in Uxbridge are far harder to pin down. With no publicised office address, voters wishing to meet with their local MP for a constituency surgery say they struggle to get an appointment”
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Soames on Mogg, now we know the full list of nanny Gruntfuttock’s duties: "He is an absolute fraud, he is a living example of what a moderately cut double-breasted suit and a decent tie can do with an ultra-posh voice and a bit of ginger stuck up his arse”
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Rishi’s been rumbled: 77% of voters believe Sunak lied about how his crucial Covid-19 WhatsApp messages got ‘lost’.
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Rishi Sunak claims to have restored 'honesty' to Downing Street However, new @wethinkpolling finds: - Just 1% describe his Government as 'very honest' - 57% describe it as 'corrupt' @carolvorders breaks down the facts🔥
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Only the wealthiest 3.8 % of people pay any inheritance tax whatsoever. Ever wondered why this government is so determined to abolish it? …
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“officials say her own approach has compromised relations with MI5. “The spooks find her extremely difficult to deal with,” said one. “She doesn’t grasp the subtleties of intelligence. It’s not black and white. They don’t have confidence in her abilities.”
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Peter Kay
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…and here’s Boris Johnson’s superman speech (3rd Feb 2020) where he tells us that for the UK it will be business as usual in the face of Coronavirus. He said he’d keep UK borders open, as others closed theirs. He waited until over 32 thousand were dead - to quarantine arrivals.
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Covid inquiry will ask whether Brexit impacted UK’s pandemic response | The Sun
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Breaking: Vauxhall group tells government to renegotiate the part of Johnson’s Brexit deal that specified the minimum percentage of EU components in our products. Failure to do so will force closure of UK plants because the resultant tariffs will destroy industry’s viability.
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Peter Kay
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But surely you wanted an end to our car industry? After all your ERG guru Prof Minford told you that car manufacturing in the UK would die as a consequence of Brexit “You’re going to have to run it down and it will be in your interests to do so.”Are you OK?
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“It was tough & without support of my local library I may never have achieved it. The Tories have closed 800 of them. It’s almost as if they don’t want us to read.”
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Peter Stefanovic
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Wow. This is a blast from the past. Graduating law school in 88 after leaving school with no academic qualifications. It was tough & without support of my local library I may never have achieved it. The Tories have closed 800 of them. It’s almost as if they don’t want us to read
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Sunak cannot even say whether he’ll be voting on the partygate inquiry today. Weak as water and twice as wet.
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James O'Brien
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How can a completely disgraced former Prime Minister possibly be permitted to dish out gongs to anyone, let alone to fellow liars & lawbreakers? I often think that even people paying attention have lost sight of how just far we’ve fallen.
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This is a politician who can wipe tens of £billions off her own country’s balance sheet. Imagine the horrors she might unleash clodhopping into the geopolitical minefield between Taiwan and China.
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David Head
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Is Taiwan mad?
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Blobby’s Tory blob: “After a 2 year legal battle, officials have finally been forced by a court to reveal that the booze bill for a Brexit party in No10 was £7,897. Civil servants had blocked a Freedom of Information request about drinks served at then-PM Boris Johnson’s” Brexit
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USA lover Sunak refused educational recovery tsar Kevan Collins’ request “for £15bn in pandemic catch-up funding for children. Sunak would only fork out £1.4bn, which isn’t even twice what he spent buying people free burgers with “eat out to help out”.
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Carol Vorderman
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Sunak and his tax avoiding wife gave £2.4m to a wealthy American college. She chose non-dom status to avoid paying £20m in tax since he became an MP, while a local constituency school can't afford computers for the kids. Sunak you really are...... 😡
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As we drive over potholes, wait hours in emergency departments and bathe in sewage seas, we understand what Ted Heath meant by the “unacceptable face of capitalism.”No wonder Rishi Sunak doesn’t count fraud in his, VIP fast tracked, Conservative crime statistics.
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Breaking news: 10 Downing Street to be renamed Bletchley Park in honour of the number of top code breakers who attend cabinet.
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Peter Kay
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Did Braverman, “the authoritarian’s authoritarian,” breach ministerial rules yet again? “ministers “must uphold the political impartiality of the civil service and not ask civil servants to act in any way which would conflict with the civil service code”.
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Sunak is a politician capable of being more shifty and self serving than Boris Johnson. What a triumph. It’s one up to Winchester over Eton in the nurturing of spineless narcissism.
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Sir Max Hastings on this appalling government @AndrewMarr9 @LBC “Nigel Farage has poisoned the Tory party.” “The right is now running Britain and it’s a terrifying sight.” “Anything has to be better than this farce that is making Britain look ridiculous in the eyes of the World.”
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Peter Kay
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“populist appeals grounded in fear, bigotry, and resentment have elevated leaders who, once they’re in office, have sought to systematically undermine democratic institutions and entrench themselves in power.” Barack Obama
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Barack Obama
2 years
Just as disturbing, within democracies, populist appeals grounded in fear, bigotry, and resentment have elevated leaders who, once they’re in office, have sought to systematically undermine democratic institutions and entrench themselves in power.
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Peter Kay
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Giving Charles a 45% pay rise while holding the junior doctors/Consultants (you know the ones we clapped - the ones who faced Covid19 - and died - before vaccinations/adequate PPE was available) to 6%,shows this government up for the vile elitists they are.
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Astonishment as Johnson delays handover of phone: There may be concerns that data has been corrupted - but then again that seems to happen to everything and everyone he touches.
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Peter Kay
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There’s theft - and then there’s theft: The Truss/Kwarteng budget gifted billions to international currency speculators (including Kwarteng’s ex-boss). It loaded, on average, an extra £9K on a homebuyer’s deposit (roughly Sunak’s annual pool heating cost)
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Jacob Rees-Mogg
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Shoplifting is theft and we all bear the cost.
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1 year
The end of the road: Time to end this kleptocratic regime.
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Peter Kay
2 years
This Gang of Four led us towards economic ruin. We now hurtle towards a kleptocracy. Not one of them was driven by public duty. Their only loyalty was to their own fevered ambition. It took them 12 years to maim our economy and our international reputation. #GeneralElectionNow
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The Telegraph went out on a limb in defending Johnson - why? @Dominic2306 reveals all: Johnson calls the Telegraph “my real Boss.”Looks like Johnson delayed the second lockdown to please Barclay’s Telegraph and the ironically named Covid Recovery Group
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Sam Bright
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The COVID inquiry has asked Boris Johnson: "How did meetings with newspaper editors on September 18-23 [2020] affect the decision not to impose a second lockdown". These are the meetings in question...
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Sunak looks less like Norman Wisdom and more like a man with something to hide: The eyes aren’t sparkling and there’s a shiftiness here as Sunak tries to dodge awkward questions about his wife’s Russian business interests. Pillow talks are talks. @SkyNews
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Peter Kay
1 year
Sunak ran out of integrity well before he ran out of fake fuel for his Kia Fantasy Mark II.
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The truth hurts Johnson : Brexit did not speed up UK vaccine authorisation – Channel 4 “head of the MHRA, Dr June Raine, said today: “We have been able to authorise the supply of the vaccine using provisions under European law which exist until 1 January.”
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Peter Kay
6 months
KS “Can the PM tell the House categorically, yes or no, did he make those remarks or remarks to that effect?” BJ “No Mr. Speaker”…. “Ministers who knowingly mislead parliament will be expected to offer their resignation. I’ll leave it there for now.” 🔥
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Robert Peston
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Downing St denied in the strongest terms Boris Johnson ever said “let the bodies like high”, in rejecting a lockdown. But his close ally and friend Eddie Lister has today confirmed he did say it. Just another example of how trust between government and media/public was undermined…
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Peter Kay
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Sir Patrick Vallance tells select committee that SAGE advised lockdown a full week before government activated those measures. R was 3 by this point. Johnson has questions to answer.
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Peter Kay
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Water companies release their latest bonus to their customers.
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Feargal Sharkey
1 year
"We're sorry". So sorry in fact that just 2 of the water companies have already announced they are going to pay shareholders £550m over coming weeks. PS. I see that Liv Garfield, salary last year £3.9m is not on the list of CEOs giving up their bonuses.
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Peter Kay
11 months
Compare his inaction and craven weakness with his rhetoric. He is, after all, a politician who was handpicked by Boris Johnson.
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Caroline Lucas
11 months
Stinks. Rewards for political allies & cronies to a rogue PM who is himself still under police & parliamentary investigation over #Partygate . Sunak should’ve stopped it
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Peter Kay
4 years
Breaking: Virologists at Porton Down reveal that Tory politicians have become infected with Croneyvirus. This virus breeds in the claustrophobic environments of English public schools and comes out as a brain disorder which leads the infected to defraud the public by any means.
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Peter Kay
9 months
Brexit was his passport to fleeting power and personal wealth and the country’s passport to international ridicule, needless red tape, and persisting economic damage.
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Brian Cox
9 months
Having to deal with multiple irritating issues today because of Brexit when I could be doing useful stuff. I suspect that's the case for a lot of people and businesses. Waste of time and money. Blue passports my arse.
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Peter Kay
11 months
“Erasable ink, lost mobile phones and disappearing WhatsApp messages all add to a picture of a cavalier attitude towards ensuring government is accountable for its actions.”
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Peter Kay
8 months
His wife’s company still has offices and still profits in Putin’s Russia. Sunak says “I have nothing to do with that company”
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Peter Kay
11 months
Breaking news: Rishi Sunak was held hostage by his own words tonight inside 10 Downing Street: “Integrity, professionalism and accountability” demand that he asks King Charles to rescind his bestowal of honours to all individuals on Boris Johnson’s resignation honours list.
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Peter Kay
1 year
Perhaps they’ll have a closing NatC conference cabaret.
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Peter Kay
1 year
NatC rally continues in Central London: No torchlit marches as yet - but we haven’t got plans of their closing ceremonials at this point.
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Peter Kay
1 year
Johnson and Farage worked together to secure a goal shared by Putin. A Europe weakening and Britain busting Brexit.
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James O'Brien
2 years
Hiding in plain sight for years.
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Peter Kay
1 year
Breaking: @BBCNews reports on the climb down: The @metpoliceuk apology is a necessary but insufficient step in the process of democratic re-stabilisation. We must know if the police were acting under pressure (covert or overt) from the Home Sec. or other government officials.
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Peter Kay
1 year
Our parents and grandparents, led by this man, fought fascism to protect our freedoms, including the right to peaceful protest. Today’s action by ⁦ @metpoliceuk ⁩ was unpardonable. Rowley must go and no stone be unturned to reveal whether he acted independently or on orders.
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Peter Kay
1 year
…….and who would Johnson have most likely been in WhatsApp communication with? Step forward
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James O'Brien
1 year
Good grief.
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Peter Kay
8 months
“Cars versus children” - the latest Conservative government strap line.
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Mark Harper
8 months
Too often the private car is vilified by Labour politicians and sneered at by the metropolitan bubble, when it has been one of the most powerful forces for personal freedom & economic growth. The @Conservatives are backing the motorists who keep our country moving 👇
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Peter Kay
4 months
Strategic memory loss must be on the core curriculum at Winchester and Eton. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Farrukh
4 months
Johnson, "I don't remember" Sunak, "I don't recall" Cameron, "I don't recall" Three British Prime Ministers suffering from memory loss 🤷‍♂️
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Peter Kay
11 months
Eyes sparkle as he describes the savage austerity he inflicted in the cause of an economy damaging, NHS crippling austerity. Sunak was a hedge funder who both initiated and profited from the World banking crisis. Hunt delivered Osborne’s austerity. #CovidInquiry Accountability.
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Prem Sikka
11 months
Jeremy Hunt announces review into public sector efficiency Translation - he means more job losses, austerity, real wage cuts, leaky schools, NHS queues, local govt cuts, vanishing libraries, potholed roads, can't find dentists, social care disasters.
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Peter Kay
1 year
When Hunt cut hospital operation funding by 10% and hospital management sent out distress signals “Hunt’s response was to send out “failure is not an option”- he might have added - it’s the goal.
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Peter Kay
11 months
Breaking news: Conservative growth industry revealed. “Government fraud has almost quadrupled under Rishi Sunak from £5.5 billion to £21 billion, a new report reveals today.”
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Peter Kay
7 months
It’s almost as if it was all planned: The world renowned epidemiologist, Professor Sir Michael Marmot says that if your hypothesis was that the government was seeking to destroy the NHS “all the data are consistent with that hypothesis.” @AndrewMarr9 @LBC
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Dr Dan Goyal
7 months
It’s hard to believe such callous people exist, but this govt have no intention of relieving the U.K. healthcare crisis. They won’t improve bed capacity nor resolve the NHS staff crisis. They want the NHS to fail, even at the cost of 10s of thousands of their own citizens’ lives.
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Peter Kay
4 years
‘you must have looked, as a government minister, at Wuhan, you must have looked at the Chinese building hospitals in 6dys, you must have looked at the kind of protective clothing that was being used there how could that not compute into something that you have to be ready here?’
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Peter Kay
2 years
What’s happening? twitter asks: Well it’s this. You’re being robbed by your own government and the proceeds of this crime are being put into the bank accounts of their donors and other shadowy backers.
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Peter Kay
1 month
Pardon? “Whatever the rights or wrongs of what she did when she sold her house many years ago, with the police investigating, Angela Rayner is in trouble.” BBC showing us who is now, very firmly, in control of it.
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Peter Kay
11 months
14th Dec ‘20 - same day as CCHQ party: “If we all come together and follow the tier 3 rules and respect the social distancing that’s necessary and do our bit then we will get this under control” Leadership means setting the rules and setting an example. Government of hypocrites.
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Peter Kay
1 year
How many will die on Barclay’s watch - all for want of a giving doctors and nurses the % pay uplift he and his hypocritical Tory mates have given themselves?
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Peter Kay
1 year
A government of rogues: Doctors have had a 26% real terms cut in wages since 2010. MPs’ have experienced negligible pay erosion of 0.6%. “After adjusting for inflation, MPs actually experienced a real-terms pay cut of 0.6% between 2010/11 and 2021/22”
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Peter Kay
9 months
When will the people realise that it’s not the small boat, people they should be upset with, but the small, jet people.
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Peter Kay
1 year
An established pattern of behaviour? “But IOPC investigators said they were unable to access “evidence from any email accounts, computer drives, or digital devices used by Mr Johnson and his appointees” at the time.”
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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
1 year
Destroying evidence is a criminal offence. And it would appear we may have a repeat offender on our hands. Now that the @metpoliceuk have decided mental health call outs are not to happen, could they turn their attention to misconduct and malfeasance in public office?
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Peter Kay
1 year
This government doesn’t lead - it misleads: Jenrick is their compliance officer - compliance with corruption of the truth.
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Chris Daw KC
1 year
The Immigration Minister, himself a lawyer, either doesn’t know basic a piece of asylum law or is happy to lie about it.
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Peter Kay
1 year
'Do you work in business?’ “No, we’re NHS staff - profit isn’t our motivation - all we ask for is a decent wage commensurate with our training, level of experience and responsibilities!”
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Peter Kay
1 year
Breaking: A seemingly decent Conservative MP has been discovered alive and well living in the protected environment of the @peston show. @CSkidmoreUK must’ve somehow escaped “the Johnson mass extinction event.” He says that the illegal immigration bill is immoral and won’t work!
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Peter Kay
10 months
The effects of Osborne’s austerity was “a tragedy”: Sir Michael Marmot (internationally revered epidemiologist) says that if your hypothesis was that the government was seeking to destroy the NHS “all the data are consistent with that hypothesis.”
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Richard Murphy
10 months
George Osborne’s legacy is a fourfold increase in malnutrition in England This is what Tory austerity has done. But, apparently, it was very nasty of someone to protest at George Osborne's wedding at the weekend. I beg to disagree.
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