Megan @MlSSMEG Twitter profile

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

10 months

No hate to people that meal prep but the thought of eating a meal I cooked 4 days ago makes my stomach turn🥴

Cooking with Chris

@coookwithchris

10 months

It’s Sunday, which means it’s time to invest an hour in the kitchen to set yourself up for a successful week Here’s how you can make this exact meal prep in under an hour👇🏼

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6 years

I’m nearly 20 years old and all these years I didn’t even realise that “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus” was actually the mom kissing the dad in a Santa costume. I genuinely thought she was cheating on him with Santa ffs

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3 years

the way the lads were egging Liam on in casa amore “I’ve never seen you this giddy” and are now trying to help him get Millie back, it’s actually scary loool

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1 year

The noise of the washing machine on a spin is actually enough to send me over the edge

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6 years

Half of me wants to delete social media, forget about everyone, stop caring and live in happiness but the other half doesn’t wanna miss out on all the goss and is a pure nosey cunt wanting to know what’s happening in everyone’s lives.

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10 months

I literally said no hate if u do this ppl need to chill. If u prefer to meal prep that’s fine live ur best life I just prefer not to? I get ick from food way too easy so I prefer to make fresh & people assuming I still live with my parents from a tweet when I moved out 8 yr ago🤡

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10 months

@ciano1000 Yesss same here! Blasting music & cooking can be therapeutic af

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1 year

hair wash day just keeps coming around too fast am fuckin knackered

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6 years

Honestly annoying as fuck when someone posts a boomerang for absolutely any fkin action they do. Just gonna grab a digestive out the cupboard better boomerang the cunt.

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1 year

How do u tell ur tiktok fyp that u are not interested in rosemary oil

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6 years

Dunno how people can go to bed and proper pass out drunk, I lay awake through most of the night, drinking water, feeling my heart going 102937283 miles an hour while trying to convince myself I’m not going to die of alcohol poisoning

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5 years

Anyone else develop an obsessive craving for a certain food then eat it so much over a few weeks then end up going off it and never touching it again

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10 months

@ellee_bellee Exactly this. I don’t even have the room in my freezer to be putting a week full of meals in there cos my freezers tiny but on the occasions where I would freeze leftovers it’s still not as enjoyable as when you’ve made it fresh

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6 years

As if my Nanna has just sent me a video on Facebook messenger of “what to do if someone has a stroke” and said “you might need this for me one day lol” nice to see she is feeling the Christmas spirit

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6 years

This year I honestly need to start being a selfish bitch again and care about myself more than others

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6 years

I’m not even pregnant n I want this

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6 years

Anyone else lay in bed pure shivering when you’ve had too much to drink.

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9 years

Do u ever look at someone who's popular and just wonder how the fuck that happened because there's not one likeable thing about the cunt

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6 years

If anyone else has a family that are fake as fuck, all hate each other and only reunite to eat a fucking dinner once a year then u will know how much it puts a shitter on Christmas. Can’t wait to have my own little family one day to make it amazing and give them what they deserve

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6 years

Why does my boyfriend fall asleep in about 10 seconds but I literally lay there wriggling about for about 4 fucking hours 🙃 what a piss take

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6 years

How amazing if we got Nintendogs on AppStore. It needs to happen

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9 years

Fucking crying at my dad trying to punch my brothers mate😂😂 http://t.co/0UGTTfaQVq

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6 years

Watching hoarders is actually fucking mad, what goes through someone’s mind to think I never wanna throw a milk carton away ever again

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6 years

People who are moaning about putting bounty’s before snickers: They are both equally as shit

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7 years

The true ranking of celebrations from best to worst. Fuck snickers

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7 years

The true ranking of celebrations from best to worst. Fuck snickers

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7 months

Brad from mafs is deffo one of them people who use being spiritual a disguise for being a massive cunt

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6 years

People who drink full sugar coke disgust me 🤢

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5 years

Whenever I hear this song my brain is 50% Matilda making pancakes and 50% Ice age when they’re returning that baby

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Megan

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6 years

How sad when u accidentally hit ur dog and u apologise like a million times and they just lick you to let you know it’s okay but you still feel like a piece of shit

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6 years

Awful when you dream about a loved one who’s passed away and you wake up and it takes you a second to realise they’re not actually here anymore

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2 years

@ERH98x Same here man I remember as a kid I got a couple eggs n called it a day. I still remember being absolutely bamboozled at the fact some people in school were getting trainers/money n presents. I was like wot for Easter? Why lmao? Never heard of it 😂😂

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9 years

I don't even understand how I can be so kind and sensitive but horrible and a massive cunt at the same time, I'm confused by my own being

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8 years

A fuckin hate cvs, imagine if I actually told the truth, like yeah my hobbies n interests are mouthing lyrics in the mirror thinkin am mint

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4 years

Shoutout to all the nhs admin and clerical staff who are made to feel unimportant every day but are now deemed important enough to still be needed in office to support all the “more important people”

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6 years

Honestly nothing I love more than being wide awake till over 3am every single night while my boyfriend just has to put his head on a pillow and is able to sleep like a baby the entire time :) :)

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@MlSSMEG

10 months

Only 1 hash brown is criminal

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

10 months

They’re evolving.

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3 years

It would have been much quicker to just say in school me and my pals were horrible cunts and send the tweet :)

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@Morganflynnxx

3 years

Me n ma pals in school were the type a girls to tell u ur skirt looks nice then once ur backs turned say ‘would look nice in the bin’

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6 years

Seen it all now I’ve seen people getting presents off their unborn baby for Mother’s Day. Sure the fetus ur growing just hopped out ur fanny and nipped to card factory while u were asleep 🤔

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

10 months

How’s my car insurance gone UP when I have 7 years no claims. Make it make sense 😭

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

6 years

Omg remember dog the bounty hunter and his wife with massive tits just going around taking shit into their own hands

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

8 years

I hate it when people you don't like anymore still use the slang they picked up off you, just who do u think u are like

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6 years

How have I made a piece of art from my make up wipes😂

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@MlSSMEG

6 years

Some girls put on 5lb over the winter and cry about how they wish they were skinny again. U don’t know fat problems until ya jeans literally rip on the inside of ur thigh cos of the rubbing, or when it comes to summer and your outfit consists of wearing more layers than a fkn nun

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

1 year

Stop sending rich people free shit idc about why

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

PETA is sending Rihanna a free faux fur coat after she was spotted wearing a real fur coat to dinner, TMZ reports.

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1 year

What a queen whoever did them hair extensions needs the sack tho

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@Tea_witdre

1 year

This is what I mean when I tell the girls to straighten up that NECK!

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30 days

No I acc hate turkey teeth so much how do people think they look good

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@MlSSMEG

6 years

Mad when people post their make up transformations of how they have progressed over a year. When am I gonna have a magical transformation and suddenly have mad make up skills? cause my make up hasn’t changed in the last 2 years.

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@MlSSMEG

9 years

Went on omegle for the bants and ended up counselling some depressed guy who took pills and knocked himself out http://t.co/CSW70x26OI

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Megan

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10 months

Apparently there was a discussion in work the other day about who people would shag if they were lesbians and 2 people said me, why has that made my day

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1 year

She’s a nice normal girl in an ordinary world, SHOW US YOUR FANGS

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Megan

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3 years

Can someone start a petition to stop jet2 using that fuckin Jess Glynne song

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10 months

@grxwingpains__ Caused a right discussion haven’t I 😂

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10 months

Daim chocolate is so underrated

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5 years

So glad that I am steering away from having thoughts like this and have come to the realisation and acceptance that I am and most likely always will be fat cunt n if my boyfriend doesn’t like it I’ll belly bounce him right out ma life cos I’m actually a mint person to have around

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6 years

Fucking hell why do I enter online competitions to win free shit 😂😂😂

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

5 years

I lost my dad almost 4 years ago and I know full well that he is gone but somewhere in my brain just refuses to believe it cause a lot of the time when I talk about him I feel fine like I’m just gonna go back to his house one day and watch the chase with him, pain is confusing

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@MlSSMEG

6 years

Surprise motherfucker Supplies motherfucker Some fries motherfucker Disguise motherfucker Some pies motherfucker All rise motherfucker Wrong size motherfucker First prize motherfucker Heart eyes motherfucker Ru dies motherfucker

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5 years

Hahahah love being size 5 getting them junior trainer prices

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6 years

Or some selfish cunt with the same name as her made a Twitter about 10 years ago and is now inactive so she has to make her twitter @ with an X cause everything else looks shit

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1 year

@easylife Lmfao

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3 years

Anyone else just sick of cunts hating absolutely anything and everything about the way other people live lmao

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Megan

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1 year

I’m such a hateful bitch but I’m so glad pixie polite has finally gone home. About 5 episodes too late imo #DragRaceUK

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Megan

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6 years

I can’t believe it’s been nearly 3 years since I lost my dad. I still can’t comprehend the fact he is gone forever 💔

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

6 years

Used to do all nighters every other day when I was in school, now I’m 20 and fucking knackered at 11 can barely drag myself up the stairs to bed

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

4 years

I love gooooold the smell of it the taste of it

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

6 years

Don’t forget the shag bands

sophsjonesy💫

@sophsjonesy

6 years

hahahahah remember them high school days where every gal was cutting about in luminous tutus, luminous headbands, leg warmers & the 3D glasses from the cinema with the lenses popped out😭😭 what were we thinking 🤣🤣

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1 year

Actually insane how depressed I get before work cos I know how drained I’m about to be

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@MlSSMEG

5 years

I’m one sad video away from putting my phone in the fucking bin the look on this mans face is heartbreaking

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@MlSSMEG

5 years

Omg guinea pigs are fucking gorgeous little fluff balls man

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@MlSSMEG

3 years

Example of me being a fucking weirdo when I’m high - folding the McDonald’s up to this extent so it takes up less room in the bin

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

6 years

I just remembered this girl from college who used to put haribo’s in her salad and I just thought I would share that piece of information😂

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Megan

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9 years

Fucking sick of the pure heart ache when u miss someone it's shite man

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@MlSSMEG

4 years

Literally the best feeling ever I’ve just handed in my resignation from a truly toxic workplace that literally caused me to have a breakdown, led me to be off sick and end up on antidepressants. 2 years of utter shit and now I’m free from it all🥰

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@MlSSMEG

6 years

My life’s poppin lately. Must have been cause last year was awful so the universe thought it would reimburse me.

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6 years

I hate spiders but this is actually cute. Look at its little legs going for it.

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6 years

How is it only the 9th of January, feels like I’ve been in January for ages

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9 years

How horrible is it when u feel like shit but have no one to speak to about it and even if you did you wouldn't even know what to say

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6 years

Remember them 2011 feels

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6 years

Love when u bag a proper good seat in the corner away from everyone at a restaurant so that you don’t have to be anywhere near strangers

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4 years

It’s only 6 o’clock on a Friday and I’m already 2 glasses of wine n a joint down, sat in the dark with all the curtains closed and candles on in my pj’s watching Netflix with an Indian en route 😂

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6 years

When will Spotify give me the option to easily remove a song from a playlist instead of having to scroll through a mile long list of songs to get to the fucker.

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

6 years

As if some people’s parents class “knackered” as a swear word, madness.

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6 years

Wtf happened to Ben Howard though? come back

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3 years

I’ve never tried a cookie as perfect as the ones from subway

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

9 years

How fucking destroying is it when you proper look forward to eating something in the fridge and you get there and it's already been ate😪

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@MlSSMEG

5 years

Every time I see that video of Paul Rudd going “hey... look at us” I can’t help but click on it even tho I’ve seen it fuckin 50 thousand times

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@MlSSMEG

8 months

I hate being made to feel like a villain because I won’t swap a shift for someone when they have something important & I have no plans. it’s not my fuckin problem and I would never put someone in that position and ask people to swap shifts I just deal with what I’m given

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8 months

When gettin ur hair done cures ur sad girl era

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

6 years

This tweet needs reporting, nobody should be allowed to publicly humiliate somebody they don’t even know for no reason at all. Actually sad that 15 thousand vile human beings have liked it too. I don’t know what good this brings to anybody.

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6 years

I tried

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6 years

How gross is that blonde man w the pony tail 😂

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11 months

My boyfriend said I’d get bullied if people knew I ate with a latte spoon 😂😭

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Megan

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8 years

Quite disturbing how much my new curling wand looks like a dildo

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4 years

Alright everyone what is the male version of the Karen? I’ll start off by suggesting Martin

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3 years

Remember in school when u would learn about Henry VIII, did u ever have a favourite wife and why was it Anne Boleyn

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6 years

Wish the yodel kid would fuck off now

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@MlSSMEG

6 years

Why are girls only nice to you in the DM’s when they’re tryna butter you up to join their team of selling fucking fit tea or some shit. Trying to conversate and share beauty tips or asking where they bought something from is like getting blood from a stone😂 pure stingeeeee

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Megan

@MlSSMEG

6 years

Couldn’t cope working in Nando’s me, imagine 8 hours of fucking salsa Spanish music

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@MlSSMEG

5 years

Isn’t it mad how much lads change after a haircut, like when they’re due to have a cut they proper despise their reflection saying how shite they look but they get about 1cm of hair took off and they’re ready to take on the world.

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2 years

When @beautybay is advertising this brush set for 50% off at £31 when I bought it last year for £23… pure scammin like 🥴

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