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white people love to be named

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@coolp1np i'm treating Cole like absolute shit, and guess what he loves it

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@StyledApe one's sativa, one's indica

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@duckbldg @north0fnorth you can put a drink there

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@ctdonath @rhinosoros not gonna dunk on you because i'm guessing you're 14 and your parents own some apartments, anyway muting this thread good luck with sophomore year

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@posting_forever oh my god if you keep scrolling he’s building RV PARKS lmao

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@KateAronoff wait, RETROACTIVE payments? just staring at a sea of millennials, zoomers and teens looking at tuition options and pressing the button that says ELECTORAL SUICIDE

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@geeohhkay @bennyjohnson unfortunately i can assure you benny does not care one bit

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@seldo one day PC/video game graphics will have the ability to add legs, though I think it will be some time before they can animate walking, much less running, and you can forget about complex movements for probably a generation a salute to mark for pushing the limits of the possible

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@Devon_OnEarth @LeilaHormozi buddy if you were getting a pedicure *WITH CHLOE* (funny how you left that out...) you'd understand it's real work

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@smg_revisited @disco_socialist why won’t this button fucking work!

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@JarJarFan69 @TheTorontoSun @brianlilley lol it's even got the ring

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volunteering at a Bernie rally in Mesquite, Texas y’all and the crowd is still filling in—folks they announced this THREE days ago and we’re packing this house on a Valentine’s Day Friday night

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@willmenaker i am begging just one guy at open AI to do the right thing

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@nkulw @daveweigel it’s very funny to me because iirc all of Apple’s marketing is like someone at home or in the office, but these weirdos can’t wait to be like “no i need to wear this to Target”

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@HarryBaker_MD seriously we literally watched 9/11 unfold in class—watched the live bombing of baghdad in 03 on CNN in my english class

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@SAMOYEDCORE people were OBSESSED with the idea that they were scraping the walls trying to claw themselves out, it was insane

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@guy_freire @daterightstuff well they’re certainly gonna get my data while i’m pretending to be right wing to have the easiest time imaginable getting laid

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@JStein_WaPo this should maybe be a daily feature in, perhaps, the washington post

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@Xanitross @kari_paul putting this package in as clear a view of the street as possible

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@BudrykZack You come at the King (of the Hill), you best not miss.

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@GehirnBergmann @4Lately @RadioFreeTom @Will_Bunch these wars were famously free of charge to taxpayers, and thanks to the military policy of only deploying troops with no family whatsoever, nobody felt any personal impact from the conflicts :) the security/surveillance state just kinda did its own thing nobody knows why

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@AnisHammouche2 @Luke0305 @Shark3ozero no it’s an nft that he owns

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@Mustacheod @HareDurer @SashaMichelle89 it's DISGUSTING that these older folks don't want to die in the terrible conditions we always hold the inauguration in!!!

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@kibberish @Black24Boi thank god the neoliberal order is here to do us all immeasurable harm instead of one dumb idiot and a bunch of toadies scared to lose make-work jobs in congress

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For my birthday, Kanye got me the most thoughtful gift of a lifetime. A special surprise from heaven. A hologram of my dad. ✨🤍 It is so lifelike! We watched it over and over, filled with emotion.

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@ByYourLogic hamas fighters appreciate irony in a way that israelis cannot comprehend

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@Srirachachau having that last name in high school must’ve been BRUTAL lol

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@AndrewDesiderio do elected representatives just no longer have anyone in the room to tell them how this looks or do they just not care about polling, constituents, etc

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@hugebowlofgrits yeah him and austin lavender have a solid leg up

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@chiflyer so true, we're clownin out here

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@trustfund_ron @the_transit_guy "i'm going to drive to the edge of the bridge and save my uncle who has been trapped underwater for 12 hours"

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@NewYorker "Why are young Americans protesting the American president that represents them when they could be protesting other world leaders instead?" damn i wonder

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@impliedChoppy @jason_koebler starting to think the reason for all the terrible descriptions of the bodies was because the cops just blindly unloaded clips into the classroom until they didnt hear anyone moving

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@NatlAquarium funzo may have a hardened exterior shell but that doens't mean he doesn't have feelings :(

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@cushbomb frankly you’re doing better than fetterman in way less time

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@angelaps78 @inthesedeserts @heavenlyblue007 Feel free to check my math but I'm 100% sure £15.50 is less than £24 or £33

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@pottscruitt positioning yourself as "the biggest baddest fash of all" seems like a bad strategy tbh

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@impliedChoppy @NBCNews well hold on now, he was a pedophile too

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@zman6395 @silentswip71299 @JakeMGrumbach you’re right it’s actually classist

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@JStein_WaPo not being critical fyi, just honestly wondering what it will take to get these things in front of people in positions of power

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@pwrflwzrd @polishXcellence @trycrying2 “didn’t accomplish anything” my man why bother engaging in a conversation with the threat of learning something when you just want to confirm your priors for self satisfaction

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@Cyn1k @guy_freire @daterightstuff may be blowing your mind here but there’s lots of ways to please women without a dick

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@RealSheriffJoe lol remember when you got pardoned for violating the Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution and cost Maricopa County taxpayers millions?

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@generalslug ok i looked at her other videos and she appears to be a professional housewife? her morning routine includes vacuuming the bed

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@spmaloney @SpeakerPelosi ?? you blew up the state man

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@OkButStill thoughtful as hell dawg

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@leyawn bernie plays as his mii

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@dril this girl has been boiling my piss for months and you want me to break up with her??

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@swamp_land @bad_takes dan walked so kamala could run

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@Tani0x @nkaylynn @fargman80 @KMcDubs @Jan42803351 @helphrey_ian @WildandWillie @JeffTutorials @elonmusk got an mba and yet didn’t see how nfts were a bad investment, yikes!

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@JennieTetreault @stevenmazie is it too much to ask to focus your negative energy on the people in power and the 60+ million trump voters or is it just more fun to scold a very small number of people who felt neither party was addressing their needs?

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@capt_copperman @nypost well yeah you're a cop, not surprised

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@BirdRespecter the video is so funny because he's just holding his arm out as it drips like a faucet and there's just this large puddle of blood and the previous post is just like: "love the truck, it's cool as hell even if it DIDNT try to kill me"

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@meowmeowmia @Israel @benandjerrys they paid me and i intentionally did a bad job

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@generalslug can’t believe i didn’t see you while i was out there in a boat recording myself bumping a mic onto a table with the delightful sounds of the ocean behind me

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@jayinneveh @willmenaker can you point to some evidence of this being an attack from the Gazan Air Force?

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@keithl_33 @ByYourLogic but how will 22 year old idf admirals get their selfies wearing lingerie if they do that?

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@ItsBCJim a fun thing to think about when you or someone close to you is in need of care is that it’s like 50/50 that you’re getting doctor who is in the field because he wanted to live in a gated community and drive a mercedes, not because of any desire to help people who need care

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@arjununcle lol ok wait hold on there's something to this

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@henryFine100 @katewillett "if you don't release the hostages we will continue to kill UN aid workers" quotes from the good guys

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@mm961_ @ecareyo i mean sure these companies do that, but realistically these college seniors ALSO know exactly what these companies do. nobody however is telling these people to create a sanctimonious online persona that contradicts your employment!

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@malikthesudani @KylePlantEmoji Petey Thicc

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almost dying in traffic to catch a glimpse of this rare pawpaw

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@dharmagreatness @MasculineRetain hey man shutup

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@JasonArgonautai @BethLynch2020 @balleralert how many poor people do you know that own investment property

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@SimonSankoff @ExileGrimm dating can be boiled down to convincing a woman to turn on no-clip

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@Skoog stunning

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@smrandomguy47 @Cobratate @elonmusk

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@sniryaminmusic @alicentstjames lmao hell yeah taking that incredibly seriously

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@dansonofdirm i regret to inform you the name appears to be Sawyer after looking at it--but i was presuming that it would be pronounced exactly like lawyer

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@kielbasagarage driving by the same telephone pole every day for weeks silently calculating the perfect angle and velocity to hit it and send the engine crumpling into the passenger seat

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@booble43540773 @JayGarrick__ @bobby_segovia imagine thinking that you can buy your way into good graces with some empty gestures while your police force has no problem ignoring rape kit backlogs

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Texting out new material in Texas 🐃

People for Bernie

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"You know I was thinking I've never been to a rodeo in my life, but I do work in Washington D. C. and I do hear alot of bullshit, so bullshit is not anything that I am unfamiliar with" @BernieSanders gets started in Dallas #TXPrimary

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@bobo_circus they tried this with lady ghostbusters, it's just not gonna work

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@borjaconejero @btaylor and yet here you are, using the service

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@generalslug personally she seems to be having a blast, and who am I to fault her for that?

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@EHellreich @tomselliott @benshapiro @JoeBiden "What people miss is that these kind of moronic statements make Biden sound like he's not intelligent. Would an AOC be so stupid? No way, José. Some voters will say Joe spews out idiotic nonsense, and I like that."

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@JumblySmitzmor @orthopilled @BasedDrWorm works at a large finance firm, doesn’t want to lose a $160k/yr job, has F350 platinum to pay off

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@doordaesh @TubaToofpaste @ettingermentum @RaceplayShawty you’re being the guy on the left rn

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@SloopyTexas @nasaonacid @slavojtrex @JohnDoe01032135 honestly yeah

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@Slab_1776 @ArmyStrang “i would rather join the police” yeah we know lol

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@MatthewOuimette @MattWalshBlog time to learn how to cook matt

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@coolp1np they didn’t even have phones back then

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@wysfamalam @osamabishounen @hasanthehun thank you king alot of uncut guys in the replies needing a lesson in allyship

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@Oakender @annesecure @AshleyGWinter yeah i wonder why

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@StarscapeBBS @ClimateHuman global capitalism has refined itself to the point that change will only occur when climate disaster leads to a *sustained* decrease in overall net profit

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@lachancenaomi27 what “standard” though do all the hosts have a little cabal about TP regulations??

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@SamRossEsq @CptAllenHistory Why do you have the israeli and american flags on your account? Worth a question by reporters

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@JoyceCarolOates get his ASS Joyce!!!

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@libbycwatson lol the way it cuts out so the last three seconds is just “oh the keeper of the souls realized the door to hell was cracked open again”

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@bolton69420 any flag is a sex flag if you’re horny enough

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@LoganDobson going back in time and making sure folks don't retire in 2008 or 2020

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@keewa @jack_vening literally did this in my very early 20s at a party, saw this stunning girl and in my head thought i was gonna do a very sly thing about how she was too hot for a place like this and just said "what are you doing here" like a fucking idiot

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@impliedChoppy @TheFigen making this thing at-grade next to…side walk traffic and highway travel seems like a great way to have this bad boy on the nightly news on a weekly basis

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@mjlp716 @Nate_Cohn florida is a lost cause for the foreseeable future and dems should stop shoveling money into it frankly

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