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Chindo

@lynne_winnifred

2 years

A thread of Random notes/phrases from favourite songs.

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Chindo

@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@ojay_obin But Will Smith agreed that she was right. Loving people properly is primarily loving them the way they want to be loved.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

Told my sister that I know I'll be too tired to take an 1hr walk to LUTH for Saturday's election so i won't vote. I shall now take that walk for GRV. It will be my one man protest against APC because what the hell???

ARISE NEWS

@ARISEtv

1 year

Obi's victory at the last presidential election caught us unaware. It was an insurgence upon our political stability and fortress; we are now awake and know what to do so this calamity does not happen again in Lagos - APC Chieftain, Biodun Ajiboye

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@lynne_winnifred

10 months

@TostosofCanada Why is your daddy looking at you like that? Does he want monthly allocation?? Draft him into the plan too😂😂😂😂

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@lynne_winnifred

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Lmao. See how she switched mode from Fine girl to Prophet. Even her face became quite serious as well. Sharon is a too babe☺️☺️☺️☺️

OSG

@OloriSupergal

5 months

Nollywood actress, Sharon Ooja, Prophesied to @funkeakindele at her event in Lagos. #Nollywood #FunkeAkindele #SharonOoja #ATribeCalledJudah #OloriSuperGal

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@layiwasabi @larabillionaire When he said "sure" and the subtitle read "rexona"? This guy is chaotic 😂😂😂

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@amy_gukas @Cakelicious4 😂😂😂😂 I've asked my mum for clothes and beverages and she brought soup and stew. She said those were the things she saw in the text message.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

"You're not the best communicator, neither are you the most emotionally intelligent; a lot may agree on your beauty disadvantage as you are not the most handsome man, or the perfect definition of brawn and brains, yet I still chose you. My man. The one I want to do life with."

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@Jollz

2 years

She better reply with “even though you lack emotional intelligence, and neither are you the most handsome, I also returned your gaze.”

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@lynne_winnifred

2 months

I rebuke the opinion that knowing wole Soyinka or ronaldinho is a sign of intelligence. I rebuke it!

Pst. Gbénró

@gbenro

2 months

If I say I am not worried about the future I am lying. Copyright to the owners o.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@screwyoumegn Awwww. I really love the effort he put in. So lovely.

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@lynne_winnifred

3 years

@Mochievous Moe. Obesity is a risk factor for almost ALL diseases. Reducing weight is key, and usually the immediate non pharmacological approach that is counselled on.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@Rotimialabi_ Most focused babe I've ever seen. you definitely need to readjust and do the needful.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

You guys want to be traditional until a lady has 35 million naira in her account😂😂😂😂😂 Godspeed everyone👍👍👍

Dream Girl🦋

@its_daqueen

1 year

The fact that she said they found a house in "his" budget tells me this is probably a traditional setup: man provides, woman cares for the home. So I don't fault her for it not occurring to her to contribute. I get why he's hurt but it is her gift and he isn't entitled to it.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

There's a reason I don't want to specialise in obs& Gynaecology. Cos I'll have a cane for the husbands that don't have sense.

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@ulxma

1 year

If your man were about to go through a major surgery and you were in the surgery room watching your favourite reality tv show, he’s likely going to reconsider that relationship. But you are a woman defending a man’s decision to being video games to his wife’s labour room.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@africatechie What I understand from this is that there are no consequences for maltreating Nigerians abroad. None. There was a Russian couple, why didn't they steal from them?

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4 years

@pum_zile @mbanya_sandra Like!!!!!! Will they die if they don't give us any instructions, will they die??

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@passportjay @elizabethaxtman @CashMom__ Stay mute.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

They said we have only 24,000 doctors left in this country. Have they subtracted the people that have passed their plab exams but are still working?

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@AdoraNwodo There's little critical thinking in medicine? Ah. Godspeed👍

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@Tunde_OD And if anyone plays with her and loses, that person must drop 70k abeg. Pay for your failures.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@__Inyene Do you know that sometimes I worry. What goes in the mind of the "minority tribes" in this kind of situation? How do they speak up? How do they feel? Do they just mind their own business? How much are they affected because they're lumped up with a "major" tribe?

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

Also, since they started calling "all back" cornrows, they've started charging like 5-10k 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Regina 🦋

@ngoziaghadiuno

1 year

It’s when you guys started calling “packing gel” ponytail that it became expensive. Why’s someone on tiktok doing packing gel for 30k??? Policeeeeeee

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@NeNeEugene_ "Wow, what a natural beauty." Please this is not how i use to look oh. I don’t have strength to do make up well

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@YOLO_AEMCS @africatechie generally, Africans are maltreated by their fellow Africans. That lady is not the first to complain about this sort of thing. I will still argue that if they were white solo travellers and black solo travellers, the black solo traveller is more likely to be badly received.

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@imoteda Imoteda, 192 quotes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@lynne_winnifred

6 months

@FEMMY466 I almost asked what the issue was 😭😭😭😭

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@OgechukwuRegina Erm. Women lose their lives over cooking...??? You haven't come across such news..??? It's definitely an issue. And that's exactly what feminism is about too.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@tosinolaseinde @getladda Someone said your wahala is too financially stable 😂😂😂😂😂

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@lynne_winnifred

9 months

@ulxma I first read this as "having a baby with buttocks". I had to read the replies to fully understand.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@ayisa__ She needs to host a class on romance really😩 she's a true queen

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@dawn_immanuel Chinenye of galilee

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@lynne_winnifred

4 years

@DrZobo I always start with... "I know it's not your portion oh, but please has doctor told you before that your BP is high? It's not your portion ma oh." I almost always get a valid answer.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@ojay_obin I don't have strength for you people. If you say you love a person, love them the way they want to be loved. Ehn👍👍👍

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@lynne_winnifred

10 months

@thedoreen__ Yes. And his skits are really relatable. The mannerisms, the words, every single thing. He's a guy that knows what he's doing.

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@lynne_winnifred

11 months

@Mochievous That's the antidote to the cancer they say suya can cause oh🤭🤭🤭

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@lynne_winnifred

7 months

@General_Oluchi But this is exactly how transcripts work even in Nigeria. If INEC was interested in doing the right thing in the first place, we won't be here.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@ronaldnzimora Non-medical doctors do CS and some other minor surgeries in Nigeria. Impersonation is one of the miracles Nigerians perform daily.

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@lynne_winnifred

5 years

So I went out some dats ago and stumbled on suya. It stimulated my long suppressed cravings but @aproko_doctor 's tweet came in time to remind me of the cancer risk suya poses. Happy birthday @aproko_doctor . You have a way of dealing with our poisons. Thank you!

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@lynne_winnifred

4 months

@sugabelly That's how they all think. Once you disagree with an issue, you are hateful, bitter miserable. It's never just what it is, a different opinion. You must be bitter to not agree.

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@lynne_winnifred

4 years

@DayoAshiru @asemota What did this lady remove her mask for😂😂😂😂

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@lynne_winnifred

1 month

@Mochievous Funny because when you use carpenters (supposedly cheaper option) for customised furniture, getting your furniture furniture into your living room isn't even debatable because that's where they'll assemble it.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@SkusSkus Efcc should look into your case. You can afford 10k??? A whole 10k?

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@lynne_winnifred

6 years

Uncle you chose to not wake up to food. 1. You didn't cook anything the night before. 2. You didn't hire a cook for yourself. Don't associate singlehood with hunger🙂

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@The_Nifemi

6 years

Living as a bachelor, you can never wake up to food. Rubbish life.

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@lynne_winnifred

3 years

@tosinolaseinde What women must do to keep their husbands How to get rid of sidechicks without killing them What to do if your husband rejects your food

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@boluxxxx Until this tweet, i didn't know she wasn't Nigerian. Imagine beefing on an international level

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@lynne_winnifred

11 months

@shOBIEzness Thank you for the 15 million naira scholarship my chief. You are far too kind

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@lynne_winnifred

3 years

@Mochievous You can literally tweet about your morning run and trolls will be all over your mentions. Really sorry about this seemingly targeted trolling 🙏🙏🙏

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@lynne_winnifred

9 months

@Sansevieriapk @emilykmay Oh I was there. There were Different takes from just being able to enjoy coffee. Most were outraged that the couple could afford to enjoy the ritual instead of being miserable at their respective jobs.

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@lynne_winnifred

4 months

@BigBadReni I was saying 31k isn't much to spend on lunch per month but now I'm 🫢🫢🫢 You really don't know people's reality if you're not close to them.

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@lynne_winnifred

7 months

@The_x_Dami Or she might just have been unlucky. I know people that haven't lucked out on great female friendships so to them, the males are better.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@thechiefzaddy @Letter_to_Jack Rodney is gooood🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@lynne_winnifred

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@oliveKubmite Excuse me. How is it your fault that they had a cheating episode?? They seem to be blaming you for that 😂😂

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@lynne_winnifred

2 months

@theladynaya Hi. Please mind your business 🙏🏽 Leave people's names the way they want to spell it. You're the type that will insist that my full name is Chibundo when I've stated clearly that my full name is Chindo.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@_marvie___ Evil prophecy from the medical professionals did not come to pass 🤭🤭

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@lynne_winnifred

3 years

@ulonnaya They have to choose between sleeping and being in a relationship bro

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@lynne_winnifred

11 months

@akha_khedera It's unethical to listen to a parent's religious reason when a child's case is an emergency. At that time, their words don't count. But Nigerian law can't back the doctors up if they're sued in this instance. My condolences.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@Tejumola__ I stole everything stealable from stores for patients. Prescription sheet oh Cannula oh Syringes oh Sample bottles Even medications that previous patients had left with the nurses

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@lynne_winnifred

4 years

@aproko_doctor Also use words like "you don mean it?", "Nawa oh!", "Wonders will never end".... So you can get all the gist there is before giving your 2 Kobo sense

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

I've learnt to start introducing myself with my title. I earned it. Sorry for the pains.

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@joeycrazype0ple

1 year

People that introduce themselves with their titles are weirdos man.. Which one is I’m Engineer this or I’m doctor that

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@bunmi_grey Head of fish, gizzard, chicken bum. These are potential reasons for fights

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@lynne_winnifred

4 years

@TundeTASH This is the most beautiful...

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@iamrenike Lagos weddings are met galas in themselves.

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@lynne_winnifred

8 months

@frau_ug Why can't you rehabilitate them through wood work? As Tunde is rehabilitating through tech, you too, do your own with wood and metal work, all hands on deck.

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@lynne_winnifred

4 months

@ulxma Harassment cares are a lose lose for the women a lot of the time. Unattractive women are less believed because "how could he want you?". Attractive women are less believed because "are you sure you weren't asking for it?"

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@lynne_winnifred

7 months

Women are no more the natural cooks when there is money involved. People are racking their brains to produce reasons why a male chef is better and more suited for the role. A role that shouldn't be gendered...but we have spent hours on this app debating it.

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@imoteda

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Female head chef here. And the answer you're looking for is sexism. There's a general belief that we are less talented than our male counterparts and that we can't work the same hours. Despite there being absolutely no basis to this people still tout it.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@OmoGbajaBiamila At least you will eat the rice with understanding now😂😂😂

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@DondeonBeke Wait. You are comparing an adult marrying a 3 year old to someone that believes there is a supernatural power that fixed their device? Am I dreaming?

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@Morris_Monye LUTH, lagos state

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@lynne_winnifred

1 month

This does not ever happen. Especially after a delivery. There are Obs & gynaecologists and paediatricians. Once your baby is delivered and something is presumed to be abnormal. The pediatrician takes the baby and continues resuscitative measures. The O&G drs focus on the woman.

El Patron

@Mik3z_

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100%. My mrs went into shock after delivering my daughter. I told them leave the baby and come make sure my mrs was good.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@penbbr Pregnancy related death is different from homicide in a pregnant woman.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@AdoraNwodo You are still wrong with your edit.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 months

@abbietayo This thing you're saying is not a movie oh? It's real life? Ah!

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@lynne_winnifred

4 years

@diaryofa9jagirl 73million for infliction of emotional distress. Chineke umu nwaanyi ka no na oru👏👏👏👏👏

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@lynne_winnifred

10 months

@ivy_wylder @jasebyjason @txadel_ Oh wow. this would be the first I'm seeing. The ones I use always have "0% sulphate" written there so I've just assumed it's the same for all their products

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@lynne_winnifred

4 years

@Oluwarufus @alfaruqstories If there was a day to think hard, it would be today. About life choices, and fate. Who makes things the way they are? Who decides how the tide flows? Why am I a citizen of Nigeria? 🤦🤦🤦🤦

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

Let me use this moment and reminisce on the lovely couple that I had today. While the lady was having her pap smear Procedure, oga was rubbing and holding her hands while verbally encouraging her. Small thing like this, na so so pecks ooooh. 10 years of marriage!!!

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@firialfred "All things were made by him, and without him, was not anything made that was made." Those lines bang all the time!

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@ronaldnzimora And even made that very silly video where he tried to imitate his mannerisms.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@PenTitan I wonder why the last resort for the boy was not to send him to an older woman he can sexually satisfy abroad. Send both kids to learn a trade. When they're grown, they can marry who they will. Stop justifying child marriage.

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@lynne_winnifred

9 months

@Madam_Ufuoma A parent that has locked the child out of the house intentionally has already said goodbye to said child. I doubt if your anecdote will do anything to change their minds.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@drsilva001 She said you should Google her oh. I don't know if you saw.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@belberocks Alma. Please inject your achievements more. Let the cries keep coming.

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@lynne_winnifred

3 years

@ulxma Your in this scheme of thought because you hope there is big sjn and small sin. Hence, a bigger sinner deserves more hell. In God's justice system, all sinners are one, and there's no special place for anybody.

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@maybe_zainab When you realise that guys tear their shirts for the most ridiculous things ehn, you'll pick your arguments. Right to date kids, right to not be accountable, right to cheat and be forgiven. Funny people.

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@lynne_winnifred

6 months

@busoladeju Anywhere you go, O&G is the trenches. Call me anytime they're dragging o&g, I'll be there 💯

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

What I've learnt is that time is for everyone. You're watching netflix for 7 hrs, another person is in the club for 7 hrs, another person is cooking and gisting for 7hrs, another person is spending time with their girl/boyfriend for 7 hours, another person is in church and

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@hackSultan

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Person dey club dey enjoy, you dey hostel dey watch Boys over flower, but na the person wey dey club no serious with eduction.

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@lynne_winnifred

3 months

@imoteda I cringed at some of the reviews. It was as if they were happy it didn't meet their own standard. It was so crass.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@FlairAirlines No. They are not. Your crew is racist. Address how they continue to enable the harassment of your clients who used their own money to seek out your services. Don't be a hypocrite. Don't be terrible. Do the right thing.

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@lynne_winnifred

4 years

@asemota Antidote for Corona may be Okpa but we haven't realised it yet.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

You guys will put this online and still blame that lady that invested her 35 million naira jeje and moved to the house within her husband's budget. Stay in one place nowww

The Transformed Wife 🦋

@godlywomanhood

1 year

The greatest financial contribution a wife can make to her household is to live simply, frugally, and contentedly within her husband’s income; for a penny saved is a penny earned! Godliness with contentment is great gain.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@ulxma "A lirru domestic violence" "Just small fight"

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@imoteda Ha ha. I like that for you. Just the other day, a Co worker was telling me that the reason he doesn't bring lunch is cos he's not married yet (because women know how to wake up earlier to make food even if they're also going to work). I genuinely asked him to leave my office 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@nochie_a Here you are, giving another millionaire advice😄

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@lynne_winnifred

11 months

Well said. This is not even about "competition" This is also about ridiculing the church. Why re you mediocre. Why're you denting someone's work because you don't think they're Christian enough? 1. Didn't apply for the GWR 2. Hardly followed any rules 3. Retweeted malicious tweet

Harley knows you are lonely and so she

@miss_ezeani

11 months

You know why the Chef Dammy discourse pisses me off?? It’s a total mockery on Hilda! I don’t care that she didn’t wait a hundred years before applying, I don’t care about her aesthetic but the mockery! Hilda stood every single second of the hours counted. This one goes to bed…

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@lynne_winnifred

7 months

@king_alomeda @ulxma So why didn't he kill the men around him?

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@kingnnamdi_ Sometimes they click arrived when they are just close by but have not gotten to the pick up location, thereby accruing wait time fees.

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@lynne_winnifred

4 years

@TrophyStout I want to ask that you use the ten million naira to build Isolation centres for infectious disease control department but he who has the money decides how best to spend it.

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@lynne_winnifred

1 year

@itsmrgeoffrey @Phlastdaughta LoGicAl GenDer

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@lynne_winnifred

2 years

@Sugaarrbaby Ahn ahn Sugar baby, you don't have sugar at all

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@lynne_winnifred

4 months

Because she needs to answer too. What's doing you gan gan???? Normally if you see a married man, you should mind your business. The extra spoon you are bringing is for what? Carry your kindness to orphanage and people who can't afford food please.

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@AdaUbakala

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Single babe wey dey bring two spoons to eat with married man for office, Wetin be your plan? 😂😂😂

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