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Osaretin Victor Asemota

3 months

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1 year

Little girl is thinking...“Miracle no dey tire Jesus! See who come be my papa!!! ”

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2 years

This is a better one 😂

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2 years

Money is Money!

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1 year

Labor won Lagos. Labor does not accept the results in the state. INEC and APC riggers: Which kain wahalla be this?

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1 year

You can be broke at any time but when you are older and broke, it is much worse. You can't just do anything to make money and can't learn new things. As you get older, what you depend upon is the foundation you built in your youth. This is why wasting your youth isn't advisable.

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1 year

The greatest thing Peter Obi can do is inspire others to be like him. The next greatest thing is to get them to run for office. I now believe that he needs to win just to motivate people to seek excellence instead of fraud. Nigeria doesn't need one Peter Obi, we need millions.

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2 years

Dude should have just stepped without drama. I won't lie, I have done it before. She came with six friends. I left all of them at Nimbus Ikoyi after I told them I was going to get money from my car. I went home to sleep and switched off my phone. We don't talk anymore till today.

Demola Of Lagos 𓃵

@OmoGbajaBiamila

2 years

You people swear men can die for food but it's a woman who took 18 of her friends to go eat on a man's tab. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 of her shameless friends to go and eat food as if they don't eat at home. God abeg ooo. 🤣😂

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@asemota

28 days

I once "had" a friend who always called only when she had a problem. Even when I called to check up on her, she was always complaining about one thing or the other. I asked her one day if there wasn't anything she was grateful for? She asked me what I meant?

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1 year

Na wetin dem dey use trouble take do? Nothing.

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@asemota

11 months

Bad people can prosper and there is nothing we can do about it. Ultimate judgment is not for man.

Amke.

@amukelani_02

11 months

What’s the harshest truth you’ve learnt?

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@asemota

2 years

Exactly!! 😂

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@asemota

4 months

I am a simple man. Insult Peter Obi, I block you. Insult me because I posted something positive about Peter Obi, I block you. Peter Obi tweets, I retweet. No stories.

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2 years

If Pitobi can break this Igbo Presidency jinx, it is game over for all the godfathers and political marabouts. We did it in Edo State with Obaseki. Let's hope it can happen nationally too.

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1 year

I was at the hospital and I thought I overheard this guy speak Igbo but I wasn't sure. When our eyes met, I smiled and said “Ellu Pee” He replied ”74” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@asemota

2 years

My parents broke up when I was 10 after 11 years of marriage and 4 kids. It had to happen because their living conditions didn't make sense and it led to a lot of conflicts between my mum and her inlaws (my grandfather, his wife and others.) My father didn't move away from home.

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@asemota

25 days

While in school in Nigeria, rivalries were open and you knew your enemies. In the UK, guys you just had lunch with will deliberately try to fail you with hard questions and snide remarks in a class presentation that is 40% of the exam. Then they try switch to be pals after class.

𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️

@David_pattt

25 days

What is the biggest culture shock you have ever witnessed?

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2 years

🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Nigeria is not a real place.

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1 year

We created a group on Facebook over 5 years ago for people to meet as a community and then find future partners. The first couple that got married from that group was a Yoruba woman (living in Texas) and an Igbo man (living in PH). The wedding was done in Lagos. I attended.

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1 year

Ok, seriously now. How can we make @PeterObi win this election beyond our shouting here? This last stretch is important. The forces against our future as a nation are Legion. It is not in the interest of many outside and inside for Nigeria to prosper. How can this change?

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1 year

This is no longer Lugard’s fault. Awolowo also tried with free education. This has to be genetic.

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@asemota

3 months

There has never been an AFCON like this yet. WOW!!!

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@asemota

2 years

I don’t know why people are still outraged at Abike Dabiri. The time for outrage has passed. It passed many times over including when Itunnu died in CI. Vote her and her party out and into oblivion.

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1 year

I am blocking anyone who writes an open message to “the Igbos” to try to win over people. This performative nonsense shouldn’t be allowed. Address the criminals instead. Address your people.

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@asemota

2 years

When I told a friend that I could survive on $500 a month, he was perplexed. I just buy Internet, electricity, food, and a full tank of fuel then stay at home. The Internet is how I communicate with most people and also how I make money. I have been working from home since 2005.

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2 years

I get more spammers from India than anywhere else. Yet, Nigerians are the criminals? Nigeria has low-level gangsters who make blunders and are caught easily. It gives the wrong perception of numbers. India seems to have an entire industry of spammers and high-tech con artists.

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@asemota

4 months

She is a natural when it comes to the screen. More adverts, please!! I hope Indomie paid for this with more than noodles.

MumZee✨🇳🇬

@_DebbieOA

4 months

Indomie showed love to us as promised🥰. They even brought more than enough and asked us to share💃🏽💃🏽. Thank you so much @IndomieNigeria , we're grateful🙏🏾

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2 years

Managing people is harder now because people oversell themselves and their abilities online. We had someone who worked with us and struggled but was a superstar on Linkedin with a large following. It was easy for this person to get another job but they also quickly saw flaws.

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@asemota

1 year

Chimamanda dey write sha! Even Grammarly dey learn work from her 🙌🏿

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@asemota

2 years

People saw money and forgot to delete their old tweets. Now screenshots have made them permanent 😂🤣🤣

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2 years

This was wild.

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@asemota

10 months

Sir Paschal Dozie once posed a riddle to us during the christening of his first grandson Chidi. He asked us who is more important to hire when starting a business? The loyal person or the effective person? We all stupidly chose effectiveness. We later learned the hard way.

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@asemota

3 years

For another 30+ years, @davido and @johnlegend will continue to earn royalties from the movie.

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@asemota

4 years

This is the benefit of historical records and systematic research. My Edo brother fell my hand. See sensible logic instead of crazy theories?

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@asemota

2 years

In a way, Peter Obi reminds me of MKO Abiola. He wasn’t expected to do better than the Northern opponent but he did and effectively won. He was denied when they realized the full implication of his Presidency. He was campaigning direct to the people and they believed in him.

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@asemota

5 months

I don’t mean this in a derogatory way to either star but this is our own Beyoncé. I love her so much that I want Shallipopi to be her Jay Z.

Celestial being

@ayrastarr

6 months

Rushhhhh in Hamburg , Germany 🤍🤍🤍

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2 years

Is it true that Osun State Youth are rejecting Agbado, Yam, Ewa and Cassava and they now prefer dancing?

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1 year

When @peterobi wins, I will cry for like a week in happiness. If he doesn't, I will cry for 4 years after paying for a St Kitts passport 😩

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@asemota

3 years

NTA never clear for 60 years! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Warri!!!! 😂😂😂

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1 year

Obi won Lagos, Obi won Abuja, Obi won Aso Rock PU. These people realize that the people closest to them want change and are all for Ellu Pee but they are still in denial. There is a limit money and fear can get to. Conscience is eternal. 74!!!

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@asemota

4 years

Even when my father died, I didn’t cry as much as I did in the last 24 hours. Life has no meaning in Nigeria as we have beasts in control. Beasts of no nation.

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@asemota

1 year

I am still stunned that in 2023 and not 1983, politicians can hire thugs to prevent citizens from voting, steal ballot boxes and kill people, then forge results claiming that they won. 2023!! What is worse is that people who went to school are defending them because of tribe.

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1 year

So, what does your father do for a living back home? Hmm...nothing serious. Just some light thuggery, extortion, election rigging, and regular intimidation.

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@asemota

1 year

Young people are trying to fix and heal a broken Nigeria. Older people and their paid hacks are desperate to keep the wounds open.

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@asemota

2 years

This made me laugh very hard 🤣🤣🤣

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@asemota

2 years

I love these videos. For once, we are not endorsing rulers but interviewing candidates for the job of President of Nigeria. This is the same way every young person interviews for a job. Young Nigerians shouldn't forget this. Let them plead their case instead of using surrogates.

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@asemota

2 years

Anyone who wants to “teach you" how to make money is a scammer. I went to business school and they didn't even teach us how to make money there. They mainly taught us how not to lose money. I did a course on launching new ventures at the best in the world and same thing. Safety.

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@asemota

9 months

Please don't listen to advice like this. All the health issues I had 20 years later were due to a lack of sleep when I was younger. Rest and sleep are as important as exercise and healthy eating. You have only one life, live it well. Don't start battling thyroid issues at 40.

Golibe Ilechukwu

@Golibe6

9 months

8 hours of sleep in your 20s? It's either you' re dead or your dreams are. How can you be spending 1/3rd of your life sleeping? What will you do when you're old and weak? There's time for everything please. Cut down your sleep if you want your dreams to become a reality.

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1 year

This man has charisma. Nobody is holding him from behind.

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9 months

The reason I love this thread so much is that I was stuck in the same Nigerian mindset until I had the opportunity to live elsewhere and realized that true wealth is about living in a functional community and not individual accomplishment in a dysfunctional place. That is what…

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@asemota

9 years

"When you see a man selling handkerchiefs still sweating profusely in traffic, it tells you that possession is not the same as ownership"

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9 months

A banker friend bought an Ikoyi house but he was still staying at a rented apartment in Lekki. I didn't get the financial sense of what he did until I realized that bankers get lower-interest loans and mortgages. Rent from his Ikoyi house paid the mortgage and Lekki rent.

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2 years

If you are supporting people who clearly aren't good for us and openly propping them up we will speak up. Keep your respect to yourself.

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2 years

Simple 😂

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2 years

How did I miss this? 🤣

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8 months

Firing my barber 😩

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11 months

I won't lie, this man is my fitness inspiration. This is age 60! 🔥🔥🔥

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10 months

President @PeterObi Who?

Louis

@ekibyleo

10 months

Actually works. Thank you Jesus! 🙏🏾

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2 years

Nigerian Yahoo boys haven't discovered NFTs yet. They will do a Thanksgiving service when they do.

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3 years

Anyone who says we have no choice but Tinubu is either on his payroll or hopes to be. We have too many intelligent people as a nation to fall for this scam three times in a row.

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2 years

Bad people will always succeed. It is unfair but it is the way the world works until good people decide to get together and become a counterforce. The problem with good people is that they are sometimes too altruistic to see reality for what it is. Everyone has a gray area.

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@asemota

5 years

Soft dodo is eaten by wealthy, confident self adjusted people who waited patiently for the plantain to ripen properly. Hard dodo is preferred by impatient sufferheads who have not learned delayed gratification and are practically eating unripe plantain.

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1 year

It is funny that people still believe that Peter Obi must have something to hide when most of his life has been lived in public doing business and politics. There is no February surprise. What you see is what you get. A simple man who has led a simple and blessed life.

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@asemota

4 years

Until the robots start saying ”Oga, happy weekend. Anything for the machines?” 😭😭😂

IEEE Nigeria Section

@ieeenigeria

4 years

Be the 1st to know that robots are now at abuja airport in readiness for flight commencement. Hope we can do one for IEEE Nigeria section?

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@asemota

6 months

Dem no dey tell person.

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@asemota

1 year

I just blocked a friend I have known for over a decade for spouting tribal shit on the forthcoming Lagos elections. No time to be nice anymore.

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@asemota

2 years

The greatest fraud in Nigerian politics is “He is from our side.” The man from “your side” usually causes the problems that make life hard for you but easy for him. Yet you think your loyalty is justified because they have told you that others not from your side are enemies.

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@asemota

27 days

After NYSC, I had this limbo period in Lagos when I was deciding what to do with my life and where to stay. I was homeless in Lagos after a disagreement with my mum’s brother I was living with and ended up in the streets. My guy Gogo Somba (great guy) took me in to live at Opebi.

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@asemota

2 years

Nobody goes near him as he knows there is probably a bounty of billions on his head at the moment. All of John Wick’s people have been activated.

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@asemota

6 months

When you get something unexpected for the first time, it is a miracle. Get it again and it is a blessing. Get it one more time and you start thinking maybe you did something right. You start thinking that you deserve it. You don't. Nobody deserves anything. It is all by grace.

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@asemota

2 years

People who promote Yahaya Bello for President should please cross to the other side of the road when they see me. I have been known to bite when I can't explain my level of annoyance.

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@asemota

2 years

🤣

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@asemota

1 year

APC bots are trying to earn their money this morning as the drug matter is now back front and center 😂 Meanwhile:

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@asemota

1 year

I think I now understand what is wrong with our brother Yele. It is entitlement. He feels that being arrested by the government during the protests was an automatic pass to youth support. He is shocked that Peter Obi is getting it with authenticity and track record instead of him

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@asemota

1 year

I got this from my best man and it got me thinking of my friend whose mum retired from banking and started selling Gele in the market full time. She made all more than her entire banking career’s salary in a short time. Her daughter left banking too to join her and no regrets.

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@asemota

2 years

My prediction, it will be hard for Obi to win this election but in 4 years his win is guaranteed. I think he is playing a longer game than people realize. If he wins, it will be the greatest miracle and biggest correction in Nigerian political history. If he doesn't, 🔥opposition

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@asemota

2 years

They lost the online campaign and are now losing the offline campaign. They are strategizing openly on Twitter to take it to newspapers. Nigeria is not an APC property.

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@asemota

3 months

My late father was a ladies man. Married 5 times, and all his ladies loved him till he died, especially the first and only one he married "legally" in court and church - my mum. He told me his secret once. "All women love being cared for, age 9-99, buka owner or billionaire."

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@asemota

2 years

This guy! 😭

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@asemota

2 years

Again and again, God punish Fred Lugard. I can't share that nonsense from Sokoto. I am tired. We are simply in denial about this geographical aberration.

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@asemota

7 months

I am legitimately afraid of my 8-year-old. I have many cellphone lines and WhatsApp accounts. Most of the time I forget to charge some of them and my wife doesn't know which one is charged. My daughter added all my numbers to a group and called the group to find the active one.

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11 months

Something I have thought about for a while and to give better context, my first language was Igbo. I was raised by Igbo people. I have always wondered why other tribes are very wary of Igbo people until I traveled to live in another country and realized that it was universal.

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@asemota

11 months

I have taken pictures with many tech billionaires but this one with Aguero at Manchester Airport almost made me lose my friends 🤣😂😂😂

Alabi

@the_Lawrenz

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Have you ever taken a picture with a celebrity, show us 😍

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@asemota

4 years

Innovation!!! I think this can also work for plantains and yam. I want one!!!!

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@asemota

7 months

Let's start. Glo equipment is likely produced and financed by Huawei. We manufacture almost NOTHING in our telecoms sector except recently for some software products and services. I don't know if Glo even patronizes local software and services companies as MTN does. Many avoid…

Ben Murray-Bruce

@benmurraybruce

7 months

The Naira is finding its proper and natural value because the Central Bank of Nigeria has stopped the practice of defending the Naira with $1.5 billion monthly. If you want the Naira to rise, don't come on social media to vent. Instead, it would be best if you now defended the…

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1 year

Labour wins Nassarawa by a slim margin. Labour rejects Nassarawa results again. INEC, PDAPC:

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2 years

“Na God” People complain that rich Nigerians never reveal their source of wealth and give that simple cryptic answer above. Let me reveal their secrets today.

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2 years

I once mentioned here that the most hostility I have felt in America was from people who looked like me and people wanted to crucify me. They said it was my imagination. Since Clubhouse and now Spaces, we have heard people speak their biases openly. We will all be ok eventually.

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1 year

This is how people get into Shege.

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4 years

My friend’s wife is white and British. He is a Nigerian engineer in the UAE. She observes as many other Nigerias in the UAE meet at events and what they do. She remarked that all she sees is people bragging and competing instead of networking. Our inferiority complex is deep.

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11 months

I knew this would come after that PO thread 🤣

Nairametrics

@Nairametrics

11 months

BREAKING: Presidency says President Tinubu has not approved salary increase for politicians, others -

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2 years

When we were young. 10 years next month.

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3 months

Bonhoeffer's Law of Stupidity played a major role in preventing him from becoming the president we needed at this critical stage.

Chimezie

@Mr_francis55

3 months

@FinPlanKaluAja1 Very well captured in this speech by Peter Obi

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Awka Mansion. Lagos Delusion

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@asemota

3 years

An 80k Naira land investment in Lagos in the early 90s is now worth 200m+. Then again, 80k Naira was also worth significantly more at the time. Sometimes, I regret my misspent youth. I used money to travel the world instead of investing it. Don't be like me. Invest something now!

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@asemota

1 year

People diverted and hid food during a pandemic. That thing still messes with my head. They still have no shame and want to continue to steal.

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@asemota

3 months

“Acting broke is how you get Rich. Acting Rich is how you get broke.” How do you then act if you’re really rich? I discovered something about a friend this week that I didn’t know in 20 years. Her late father was extremely rich. So rich that he manufactured a product used daily.

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@asemota

4 months

The only shortcuts to prosperity are good friends. They make it a personal mission.

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@asemota

1 year

I was trying to buy a shelf for my kids in Lome, Togo and saw a shop selling some. I went there and tried to speak my atrocious French and the lady responded in Igbo 😂 She saved me all the trouble 🤣🤣🤣 God bless Igbo people for their ability to thrive everywhere 🙏🏿

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