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@joeycrazype0ple

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Cocktail innovator, Custom T-shirt merchant.

EBSLondon Certified Mixologist
Joined November 2010
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@joeycrazype0ple
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3 months
These are hard as fuck! Buy here:
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@joeycrazype0ple
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2 years
We made a couple more tees for the Peter Obi campaign.. #PeterObi2023 #PeterObi4President
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
Olders are confused about how we raised 37 million without padding a budget
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
3 years
If I ever fly Airpeace again let me die
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
4 years
Let it be remembered that on the day when police was shooting at Nigerians, Buhari was commissioning Keke napeps, bicycles and ground it oil.
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
4 years
Filmmakers will sew slightly darker green trousers and print shirts with NYSZ on them and movie watchers will know what they are referring to ๐Ÿ™‚
@PulseNigeria247
Pulse Nigeria
4 years
Filmmakers must write application letter, submit script before using corp membersโ€™ uniform in movies - NYSC
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
The next time you speak, let there be 10 people in handcuffs beside you
@jidesanwoolu
Babajide Sanwo-Olu
4 years
After meetings with the President, IGP, Lagos CP and the NGF today, I will like to sรฒrรฒ soke about what we are immediately doing in Lagos to build trust, #EndPoliceBrutality and ensure we don't have to address these issues again.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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3 years
Some SS3 boys are scaling fence and two Jss2 boys are going with them. The Jss 2 boys live in North London.
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Deola Adebiyi
3 years
Can someone explain this Super League thing to me like I'm 5?
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
1 year
My parents got married 39 years ago today.. but forget about that first and see beauty.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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3 years
If you didnโ€™t Pick up smoking as a teen and currently donโ€™t smoke, I want to know why. Like why do you think you donโ€™t smoke.. was it parenting? peers? Etc Personally my mother sang to us that people who smoked went mad ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
5 years
Went to Ebonyi to pickup Mrs Abu @pam_E_chic โค๏ธ
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@joeycrazype0ple
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2 years
Itโ€™s crazy how deeper life went from โ€œwatching tv is a sinโ€ to televising sermons on the internet.. lol we are all mad in this country.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
Over the weekend, I and Pam threw a carnival and snuck in our marriage vows..
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@joeycrazype0ple
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3 years
I wonder if Buhari ever goes โ€œno now, it will be somehowโ€
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
Nigerian schools have a class rep, one of the class repโ€™s jobs is to go and call the teacher when it is time, because the teacher is stupid and doesnโ€™t know they have a job they are being paid to do.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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6 years
Dstv uses Iwobi in ad... Iwobi in ad says getting dstv compact is the best decision he has made in his life... Iwobi lives in North london
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@joeycrazype0ple
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3 years
Davido had the best album of the big 3 last year... sentiments aside
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@joeycrazype0ple
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3 years
I lived in England, I never prayed before I went on a bus from point A to point B.. in Nigeria my 4 tyres are dripping with the blood of Jesus.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
This is the worst time for an older person to be confrontational with me.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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6 years
Feminism is โ€œI cannot change myself for any manโ€ feminism is also โ€œI can change my entire life for a manโ€... feminism is the right of a woman to do as she chooses as decided by her, without prejudice.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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5 years
Lmao Itโ€™s funny to me how Abuja people are surprised at this invictus Obi fraud guy... so all those people buying 12 don p at Moscow you think they work in ministry of Sports??
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@joeycrazype0ple
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3 years
Part time Bartender, full time Seniorman.
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
4 years
Nigeria will not start preparing for this until December 2031..
@thecableng
TheCable
4 years
UK to ban petrol vehicles by 2030 โ€” another blow for Nigeriaโ€™s oil revenue | TheCable
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@joeycrazype0ple
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7 years
I wouldn't say I'm the GOAT, but I'm getting there Asun as possible..
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
6 years
You should have just added Gulder to the picture so that we know from here uโ€™re going for Armed robbery on lokogoma express
@chy_nor
Chino
6 years
One of the best ways to eat beans and garri. If you know you know
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
3 years
Lool the worst part about going on vacation is coming back to Nigeria.
@theferocity
Saeed Jones
3 years
The thing about going on vacation is the joy of coming home and being like โ€œwow, I love the home Iโ€™ve made for myself.โ€
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
We will set up a committee, we are calling on the public to nominate 2 people over 50 for representation.
@ShehuSani
Senator Shehu Sani
4 years
Whoever carted away the staff of the Oba and his shoe should please respect the throne and return it.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
You will cut off all your friends to enter husbands house meanwhile your husband is watching Manchester United with his guys.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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5 years
Men generally donโ€™t demand courtesy from men. If itโ€™s given fine, if itโ€™s not, then whatever.. Men demand courtesy from women because you know, sheโ€™s your subject and you have her type at home... and when she doesnโ€™t give it, sheโ€™s an ashawo
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@joeycrazype0ple
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6 years
Lmao chances are if a Nigerian man had 2.5 million pounds in his account heโ€™d have a pot belly
@OgbeniDipo
Dr Dรญpรฒ Awรณjรญdรฉ
6 years
โ€œBeckham looks great in suit. He is the most sexist man yen Yen yEN.โ€ Do you know how sexy I would look if I had 2.5 million pounds in my account? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… #RoyalWedding
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@joeycrazype0ple
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5 years
When falz said โ€œfeminists in the houseโ€ I cringed...honestly thought he was more intelligent and more exposed.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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5 months
The Wife snatcher
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@joeycrazype0ple
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6 years
He should have given her a torchlight as well
@bellanaija
BellaNaija
6 years
FCT Minister Mohammed Bello hands Theresa May Key to the City of Abuja
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4 years
Lagos people are uninterested in the curfew.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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2 years
Burna boy is the greatest Nigerian artists of all time.. make Fela no vex.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
Trying to sell 100 T-shirts this week.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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8 years
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@joeycrazype0ple
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5 months
Since I born pikin, I fit die for there nobody go knowโ€ฆ the bastard done tiff my wife
@Babajiide
Babรกjรญdรฉ Dรบrรณshแปlรก
5 months
If you slipped in your bathroom, hit your head and passed out, how long would ir take anyone to notice that you're missing and actually actively start looking for you?
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
4 years
I want to cry, in my country, DG of DSS would be in closed door meetings with the incumbent over next steps lol.
@Complex
Complex
4 years
NEW: Secret Service is sending more agents to Joe Biden in Delaware, national defense airspace is being established over Biden's home [via @CNN ] FULL RESULTS:
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@joeycrazype0ple
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6 years
Cuppy has feelings, this constant attack is not cool.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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6 years
Dear @UberNigeria please tell your drivers to stop asking if it is a cash trip, anybody who is not interested in both payment methods should log off you platform. You are not supposed to stress me
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Tshirt Guy
5 years
The bigger small girls that spoke last week about being illegally arrested did you listen to them? Where was your voice or action.. or do you secretly believe women should not be in bars and clubs Pastor yemi.
@ProfOsinbajo
Prof. Yemi Osinbajo
5 years
She spoke, I listened. She was the boss of me today ๐Ÿ™‚
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@joeycrazype0ple
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9 months
Container done land.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
This the hardest sibling picture in the market.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
Let it be understood that even if a person was a yahoo boy, they have a right to not be violated upon arrest.
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4 years
DELIVERY COMPANYโ€™S GIVE YOUR STAFF GOOGLE MAP ENABLED DEVICES.. DONโ€™T STRESS ME
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
5 years
NEW ON THE BAR MENU...contains Absinthe, 12 yo whiskey, brandy, vodka, Tripple sec, peach Liqor, Creme de casis, lemon, Ginger beer and Smirnoff double black..Suggest a Name and get the first 2 for free...drink responsibly
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@joeycrazype0ple
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7 years
"I heard motherfuckers saying they made hov, made hov say ok so, make another hov" - jay z
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@joeycrazype0ple
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8 years
You better know how to play free kick from 30 yards ๐Ÿ™‚
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@joeycrazype0ple
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2 years
14 years apart โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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@joeycrazype0ple
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7 years
Your tweet has not been delivered, it is still in traffic
@Adebolaa_O
Adefowora
7 years
People that don't live in Lagos are always quick to form "I'm not really about the Lagos life" fam! Lagos is not about your life either ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@joeycrazype0ple
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2 years
@Musa_Maliki_ ... when Qatari babe says โ€œhey fine boyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
8 years
You call her steguiny?...I call her headguinyyyyyy
@Brendalishus
The Goddess โœจ
8 years
If that's your guin then why she texting me? Why she keep calling my phone speaking sexually?
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3 years
I do not forget bad debts.. I remember one guy that owes me N1000 from uni and even though this is several years later, I will never have anything to do with him. Itโ€™s a character issue.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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5 years
God safe us #10yearchallenge
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4 years
Na soft we soft...
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4 years
Gaddamn!
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2 years
If you were not in Abuja when there was a Nandos, please donโ€™t be dragging parking space with me in this town
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
7 years
You have to warm up in preparation for Lagos traffic
@visualsbyuche
P-money
7 years
Lmao why the fuck is there a gym at the local airport? As per? So when we land we'll just branch and do cardio or what exactly๐Ÿค”
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5 years
I get it if youโ€™re entirely quiet about these things, but publicizing this interception and and not doing anything about Tinubuโ€™s bullion van is actually quite irritating.
@officialEFCC
EFCC Nigeria
5 years
#Polls At North Bank Area, Makurdi, Benue State, EFCC operatives intercept bags of cash meant for vote-buying. In an attempt to arrest the culprit, some thugs attacked operatives and vandalised the bus used for patrol. #SayNoToVoteBuying
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@joeycrazype0ple
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7 years
When a Nigerian girl likes you, any behavior you exhibit apart from liking her back is pride ๐Ÿ™‚
@ifeomatess
๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ฒOBIAGERI๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ฒ
7 years
Once a Nigerian guy knows you like him, Lobatan! Triple padded shoulder. Pride!
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6 years
Urban Election Tshirt Ideas?, no Problem... Samples for @atiku ...Please retweet. Thank you ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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4 years
Birthday depression is a thing
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6 years
I donโ€™t blame these fake pastors anymore, people are genuinely foolish.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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7 years
Babe came to see my oga, kept staring at me so I winked at her to throw her off.. she winked back now I'm the one off balance ๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
I think the quarrel you have is with your parents.
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6 months
That Odumodu line is too raw.. however we have come to a consensus that broke boys donโ€™t deserve no P***yโ€ฆnow the rich boys that you said deserve it are dictating the terms on which hair and handbags will be purchased.. Quite philosophical.
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Tshirt Guy
7 years
I trust God to keep me breathing... I cannot trust the government to give me electricity
@AfroVII
T. Rรขnkรฏn'
7 years
Nigerians don't want pay tax but they'll pay tithes. True or false?
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6 years
Ronke Mercy Got married to Adeyemi Olaitan and crazype0ple came through with the madness... #MobileBar #crazype0ple
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4 years
The fact that this woman has to keep explaining this thing everytime is annoying.. are you daft??
@UNOCHA
UN Humanitarian
4 years
"Calling myself a feminist doesn't mean that I don't realize that everyone in the world has suffered. Men have suffered. But it's my recognition that women & girls have historically been oppressed." - Feminist author Chimamande Ngozi Adichie. #GenerationEquality
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 months
4 years ago today we threw a party.. now thereโ€™s more of us.
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9 months
Went for our first drink post delivery.. responsibility is good, but margaritas are better ๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
Mann Enugu is so chill.. can live here for real.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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6 years
Friday Energy
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2 years
Made some alterations to the initial @atiku Merch to include his VP... Support your candidates with more than prayers ๐Ÿ˜‚.. give them gifts.
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@joeycrazype0ple
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4 years
Buypower is probably the most user friendly app in Nigeria, such a stress free experience.
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7 years
Abroad is a natural filter
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@joeycrazype0ple
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5 years
NEW LUXURY COCKTAIL: Hennessey Diablo.. made with premium Hennessy and served as shown... Available from Monday. Itโ€™s gonna be a hot summer #KejeGrill #crazype0ple
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
7 years
Whatever you do, don't tolerate condescension cleverly disguised as jokes
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7 years
It's funny to me when Nigerians say 9 to 5, I believe the correct term is 8 to sir, i'm not feeling too well sir.. around 6:30
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2 years
Itโ€™s my mumโ€™s 60th birthday, so Iโ€™m posting these before and after photographs of my mum and dad, because they are just so beautiful.
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6 years
look like somebodyโ€™s rich uncle
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
5 years
When Iโ€™m not creating cocktails and hustling T-shirts, i analyze agribusinesses to ease their access to finance.
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2 years
..you people following, you mean you were waiting for 1 individual to tell you you can start watching tv?? Lmao Mann
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4 years
Not many things are this heartbreaking
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4 years
One hand is giving palliatives, another hand is increasing taxes, one leg is increasing defense budget, the another leg is rehabilitating boko haram. This government is a mess
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3 years
A boy and his sponsor.
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8 years
Lool my sisters are retarded
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@joeycrazype0ple
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7 years
As Nigeria turns 57...
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6 years
Our parents generation are the worst discriminators, if it's not tribe it's religion...absolutely disgusting.
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Tshirt Guy
4 years
After you successfully scam a premium babe.
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Tshirt Guy
4 years
Lol the last line, I can cut the inferiority complex undertone with a knife.
@Nedunaija
Nedu Ekeke
4 years
I think a lot of viewers hype Kidwaya just too much. Intelligent? Yes, but not beyond Laycon, Prince, Ozo or Bright. Compassionate? Who among the guys isn't? Team spirit? Have you met Praise and Tricky? You guys calm down with the hype pls. His father is rich, we know.
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But how is this the lesson you learnt from this story
@Osi_Suave
Osi
5 years
I keep saying it Id rather die than collect money from a babe. Them go turn am to I was funding his life
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5 years
Shees
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4 years
Guys, this period, you have a duty to report every good movie you watch, donโ€™t be unfortunate
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4 years
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5 years
2017 vs 2019... you have us your money and we did that... give us more dears ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
4 years
If sharia law enforcement was serious, they would hire accountants to figure out what percentage of their allocation comes from alcohol and refund federal government every month.
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
4 years
Watch till the end ๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
David Beckham no do pass like this.
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@joeycrazype0ple
Tshirt Guy
8 years
Lol I think PDP believes that not liking what is going on with Buhari automatically translates to love for them. No sirs, we hate you too
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