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jethro. 🗯️

3 years

@AdlaisWorld @Budadoptedus That’s the power of a democrat. They’re decent people who do decent things, for no reason other than it’s the decent thing to do.

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7 months

His name is Eric Willoughby, and he's 17 years old, and every last person in this country should listen to what he has to say. 🔥

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Republicans are the only people who support post-birth abortions. They're called school shootings.

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2 years

“Truth Social has been such a disappointment so far, Trump may have to rename it Don Jr.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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2 months

Donald Trump apparently can't be tried in the State of Georgia until we get to the very bottom of the Black prosecutor's private life, her love interests, and whether she spent her own money on having fun, eating dinner, and being a goddam human being. #AmericaFuckingBlows

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3 months

I'm not gonna lie. I hate not smoking. But, I'm still not smoking. One week. ✊💕

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4 months

Gizzy, my quasi-feral porch kitto, supposedly my neighbor's, has now been inside for three days straight, and each time I open the door for her to leave, she just scoffs at me. So I have five cats now. And I've never been more sure that I will wind up being that crazy cat guy.

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I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm beyond pissed the fuck off about how our mothers, sisters, daughters, and nieces are being treated in 2024 America right now. I will not cede my country over to a pack of rabid incel religious zealots. I will not do that.

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It's not just Gene Hackman who deserves respect. All of us deserve respect. And the @nypost has got none to offer. It's a dirt rag printed for morons who can't read. #NYPostIsGarbage

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2 months

I've been trying to write a post for weeks now about my mother who was recently diagnosed with dementia. But I haven't been able to do it, because every time I try and write something, it winds up just seeming like I'm being selfish, and kind of a prick. So let me say this,…

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Biden's biggest blunder was Merrick Garland. Period. I fucking love Joe. But Merrick was a tragic mistake.

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1 year

It's amazing we have states in this country that when we hear their names, we're like instantly "Ew" 🤢 Florida Texas Oklahoma Missouri Mississippi Who am I missing?

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2 years

I'm going to get really, really, really drunk tonight, and test the boundaries of Elon Twitter. Wish me luck. Cheerio!!! ✊🍻

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2 months

If you're in your 40s right now, I highly recommend avoiding your 50s. Because this shit blows.

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4 months

Are we seriously living through a time where an Indian-American is refusing to talk about slavery in order to appease her racist, white, potential voters, and donors? Is that where we are? I mean, really?!

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1 year

Unless you're making a living off of Twitter, wtf do you care about how many followers you have? I don't understand. Explain it to me like I'm a fetus.

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5 months

This is Gizzy. She's my porch cat. Actually she's my neighbor's cat, who leaves her outside all the fucking time. So, she lives on my porch. Because she likes me. But she's inside here tonight because it's going to be 29 fucking degrees later. Wtf is wrong with my neighbor?!

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2 years

For all those people out there complaining about gas prices, y'all should "just lay back and enjoy it."

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2 years

@saving_romeo @Acyn I'm not positive, but I think in the Republican Dictionary "save" is a synonym for "fuck."

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9 months

Everyone, this is Gizmo. I call her Gizzy. She's a neighborhood cat who generally lives on my front porch, spending the evening tonight, during our Philly storms, inside the house, with the rest of my cats. She's happy/not happy. But she invited herself in. So...

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2 years

This is what we're up against. 🧐

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1 year

Wow, I'm shocked that 83,000 Texans are currently without power in 17 degree weather right before the Christmas holiday. I'd say my heart goes out, but y'all voted for this.

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She knows that there are a lot of us, like a LOT of us, right?

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4 months

When you vote down the use of stem cells for other people, and then you go and seek stem cell treatment so maybe you won't die, you're both a piece of shit Republican, and a man named @SteveScalise ...

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That shitbag @SteveScalise is getting cancer treatment that he straight up voted to deny for other people. There are many things I’d love to say about that, but one thing I won’t say is that hope it doesn’t work. I definitely won’t say that I hope it’s a waste of time.

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3 months

No words. 🤬

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3 months

BREAKING: A Florida House committee has approved a GOP bill to let bosses schedule 16-and-17-year-olds for over 8 hours on a school night and over 30 hours a week. One Republican said "we've been weakening our society" and the remedy is to have kids "start working full-time."

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Am I taking crazy pills, or am I the only one who thinks Nimrata Haley is neither strong, or smart? This woman is a walking dunce.

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@StephanieRade18 These young kids are amazing. Between them and my cats, I have hope for the future. ✊

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1 year

A reminder that the voting age was lowered from 21 to 18 in 1971, in order to grant Boomers access to the ballot box earlier than previous generations. 52 years later, the generation that was given everything is stripping future generations of all the rights they've held sacred.

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Lil' Moses. 😆

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Mike Johnson looks like a small, scared little man next to Kamala Harris.

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2 months

Just got into an argument with the frozen embryo ahead of me in line at the grocery store who went to pay and then realized didn't have any money because they're a goddam fucking frozen embryo. Jfc we live in the dumbest timeline.

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9 months

@RickLenzie @KellDA As if any of his base will be traveling to Europe, or anywhere else outside their run-down dilapidated shit hovels. 😆

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This is apparently footage from the asshole factory as the completed assholes come off the production line.

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11 months

@notmiketee @darafaye There's always Republican politics.

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I love how it can always get worse. Lolololllol 😂

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Daniel Rodimer, a former Nevada Republican congressional candidate who was endorsed by Trump, is wanted for murder.

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4 months

I love Gen X. For so many reasons.

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Lol

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@swd2 I'm not a proponent of, nor do I condone, the doxxing of individuals. But I have been known to make exceptions. And I would make one in this case.

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@pammedina6 @CalltoActivism Seriously. I thought we did within parentheses first, and then solved it?! I read 7 x 3 = 21.

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@jethrostudio

10 months

If you hate me for not caring about billionaires dying at the bottom of the sea, then I hate you back for not caring about non-billionaires dying every day because of billionaires.

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It's. The. Fucking. Guns.

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10 months

Just putting this out there: There is no billionaire currently living on this planet that either is going to save us from anything, or gives a shit about any of us.

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1 month

I love this MAGA Republican talking point that people shouldn't be able to retire at 65, as though any employer out there would even consider calling them in for a fucking interview. I'm 53 and it's hard enough to find employers willing to consider me, much less a 65-year-old.

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2 years

@KellDA Because Texas is a very bad place.

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4 months

As 2024 approaches, I just wanted to take a moment and wish all of you the best for the coming year, and may you all rot in hell. Am I doing this right? 🤔

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@RepDonaldsPress

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4 months

Is his hair the symptom of a disease or a choice? 🧐

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jethro. 🗯️

@jethrostudio

2 months

You know, I thought it was bad when my father disowned me bacause I'm a liberal. But having a mother with dementia is way, way worse. I'm so tired of my life.

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@jethrostudio

9 months

@Leslieoo7 @keithedwards @move2strike

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It appears Instagram and FB owner Meta holds the trademark for "X" as it relates to "online social networking services... social networking services in the fields of entertainment, gaming and application development..."

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@jethrostudio

10 months

When did like a quarter of our population decide to become utter, fucking douchebags and make our lives miserable on the daily? #MAGAVirus

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@jethrostudio

2 months

When American democracy finally falls, I'm not going to blame Donald Trump, or Mitch McConnell, or SCOTUS, or House Republicans. I'm going to blame the media. In our nation's darkest hour, they decided to chase the horserace, clicks, and salaries. Fuck. All. Of. Them.

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@jethrostudio

2 months

It's worth noting that without Russia's help and the GOP's complicity, we wouldn't have had Trump; wouldn't have the current SCOTUS; wouldn't have women bleeding out in the streets just seeking healthcare; wouldn't have children slaughtered in schools just seeking an education.

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@jethrostudio

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@NoLieWithBTC @DanaSan68018976 He should be asked repeatedly how to spell "valedictorian" at his next press appearance.

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@HawleyMO @_strongermen_

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1 year

@Santos4Congress Liar says what?

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I'm pretty sure the answer is no.

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@jethrostudio

2 months

I'm the kind of guy who will order $500 of food and supplies from Whole Foods, have my fridge jam packed with nutrients, and go the next two days just drinking coffee, because I'm too tired, wired, and anxious to cook. What the fuck is wrong with me?!

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@jethrostudio

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@KILLTOPARTY She's so hot, it's ridiculous. What's wrong with you?

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@jethrostudio

2 months

In a month, maybe a week, no one will remember who Katie Britt is.

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As an atheist, if I wind up getting raptured tomorrow, I'm going to want to speak to the goddam manager.

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@jethrostudio

1 month

Pretty amazing that every fucking American these days thinks they know everything about everything now. When did that happen? Honestly, when did stupid people start to believe they were smart? #WorstTimelineEver

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@jethrostudio

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@antifaoperative The f*ck of it all is we all saw the boxes a year and a half ago, just sitting out there on the pavement, just waiting to be loaded on to a truck.

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@jethrostudio

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@Logically_JC @ScottWalker @yaf Hard to believe anyone, anymore even cares about what Scott has to say.

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@boutiquedebella @NoLieWithBTC They look thrilled, don't they? 😆

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@Jim_Jordan

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$10 says Diddy does jail time before Trump is ever held accountable for anything.

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@jethrostudio

3 months

My birthday is on Saturday. I'm planning on quitting smoking on Sunday. So next week, I might be an asshole. Apologies in advance. I really do love all of you. ✊💕

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@jethrostudio

2 years

@EliseStefanik An A+ rating from the NRA roughly translates to "I have no problem with kindergartners being mowed down in their classrooms every so often."

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Liberal women are the hottest shit on this fucking planet. Full stop.

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@lyndastraffin @Humanbeingalso I can watch that for an hour.

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@jethrostudio

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@ErieNotEerie @TristanSnell Traitors, yes. But they're also really gross.

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@jethrostudio

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@RonFilipkowski I don't feel sorry for @RonDeSantis

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@Mike_Pence @JoeBiden Meanwhile, in the Situation Room these last few days...

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Anyone else remember this show?

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Can I just stop for a minute and admire how proud I am of Gizzy, my former feral front porch cat-turned family member. How fucking beautiful is she?

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@jethrostudio

10 months

@saraforamerica We're definitely not talking about you when we say "better together," Sara.

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@jethrostudio

1 year

I'm not saying I won't support Biden in 2024. I will. But if for whatever reason Joe decides not to run, I'm with this guy if he does. He's the only Democrat out there right now bringing it to the Republicans, and calling them out, 1-by-1, for being the fascists they are.

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This is a serious moment in America's history. We're seeing an all out assault on civil rights, voting rights, LGBT rights, women's rights -- all the progress we have made in the last half century is being rolled back in state after state.

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The hair, the makeup, the desire to put on a show. How in the fuck is Trump not a drag queen?

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@jethrostudio

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Happy New Year Twitter fam from Red and me. I couldn't do this without you. 💕

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@jethrostudio

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I've already intro'd a lot of you to Gizzy, my neighbor's quasi-kind-of-kitto, who she never watches, and leaves outside all the time, and who has lived on my porch basically for 2 years now... Well, it's winter, Giz is inside this past week, and she doesn't want to leave. ✊💕

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Republicans are in a race to see how many childhood diseases they can reintroduce into the world for some inexplicable reason. Y'all have done lost your minds.

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@jethrostudio

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BREAKING: The State of Texas secedes from the United States, and instantly becomes the poorest nation on Earth. So sad.

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I needed a reason for living, so I got a cat. And then I got another one. And another. And another. And maybe just one more, please. Now, I have five reasons for living. ✊ #GetaCat #YouCanMakeThisWork

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Can any of you really believe that we're now living in an America where getting pregnant might get you murdered by the state? #AmericaIsBroken #HowFuckedUpIsThis

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This is what happens when you're a 53-year-old bachelor with five cats... The dining room table is dedicated to them. I eat in the living room. 😆

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Honestly can't believe how fucking stupid my country is. This is so embarrassing.

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@RepSantosNY03 You're going to prison.

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@HawleyMO And then he ran away.

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@jethrostudio

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Is America the only country on the fucking planet who would allow the fascist leader of another country to come to our shores and collude with current members of our highest legislative body to undermine our own government?! #ORBAN #HeritageFoundation

Republicans to meet allies of Hungary’s Viktor Orbán on ending Ukraine aid

Hungarian appearance at two-day event part of Orbán’s transatlantic attempt to bolster Russia’s war

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How much you wanna bet Herschel claims frog in a ribbed erection?

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@RyanShead @Acyn I actually can't listen to her speak anymore. I just can't.

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@chipfranklin @ohpleeznotagain Rudy doesn't sleep. He just blacks out at some point.

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@KFILE You forgot Kitara Ravache...

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@MarisaKabas

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NEW: I just spoke by phone with Eula Rochard, a Brazilian drag queen who was friends with George Santos when he lived near Rio. She said everyone knew him as Anthony (*never* George), or by his drag name, Kitara, and confirms this photo is from a 2008 drag show at Icaraí Beach.

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Why the fuck is Hungary in @NATO ?! Explain it to me like I'm a fucking full-grown adult who believes in goddam democracy. Orbán is a cancer on all of us.

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Nevada Supreme Court quashes GOP pipe dream of not certifying primary election... Orders them to certify immediately. 👋👋👋

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