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Software Engineer, Pilot, Editor at @newsitics Super sweet political gear πŸ‘‰ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #resist

Los Angeles, California
Joined January 2019
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Alex Cole
3 years
Now that Biden won, watch me not wear his name on my hat and not put a giant Biden flag on my truck and drive around with it for 4 years like a fucking weirdo.
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Fun Fact: On this day in 1927, Trump's father Fred Trump was arrested at a KKK rally. #AmericaOrTrump
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When Republicans say "Election Fraud" they simple mean that too many Black People voted.
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4 years
You can’t be a decent person and support Donald Trump.
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Her 17 year old son just got a 15 year old pregnant.
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A white man walked into a grocery store in Boulder, killed 10 people, and was apprehended by the police and walked out of the building completely unharmed. Right down the street, police killed Elijah McClain while he apologized for not doing anything wrong.
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Alex Cole
3 years
Did Trump pardon the whole turkey or just the white meat?
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Fun Fact: In 1861, 11 U.S. Senators were expelled from the Senate for refusing to recognize the election of Abraham Lincoln.
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3 years
We had a major bombing in an American city on Christmas Day and our President didn't say shit. Let that sink in.
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Donald Trump is: 1) "a billionaire" but you can't see his taxes 2) "a genius" but you can't see his grades 3) "exonerated" but you can't see the report. It's no wonder people point and laugh at right-wingers. πŸ˜‚
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4 years
Waited 5 hours in line to vote for Biden today. Holy shit. Stay in line people, every vote counts.
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1 year
Churches are a cult.
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Hunter Biden was Chairman of the World Food Program,... which just won the Nobel Peace Prize. Eric Trump, Donald J Trump Jr, Ivanka Trump are banned from ever operating a charity again because they stole donations to children with cancer. Any questions?
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FUN FACT: GOP Rep. Steel got pregnant with IVF, then sponsored a bill to ban it. Typical Republican, I got mine, but you can't have yours.
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5 years
Reagan took the deficit from 70 billion to 175 billion.Β  Bush 41 took it to 300 billion.Β  Clinton got it to zero.Β  Bush 43 took it from 0 to 1.2 trillion. Obama halved it to 600 billion.Β  Trump’s got it back to a trillion. Morons: β€œDemocrats cause deficits.”
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Laura Ingraham rushed out of church with ashes on her forehead to hate on immigrants, just like Jesus would've wanted.
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3 years
I love New York.
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4 years
Fucking Republicans.
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3 years
Trump before election: Hunter, Hunter, Hunter. Trump after election: Excuse me while I pardon my kids!
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Biden: Good sex is the key to marriage. MAGA: HOW DARE BIDEN SAY THIS!!! Trump: I had sex with a pornstar while my wife was pregnant. MAGA: This is exactly what jesus would've done!
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3 years
Even Snapple is tired of the bullshit.
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If Biden says we need to fight "white supremacy", and you're offended, then you're a white supremacist.
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3 years
I can't believe these people exist.
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2 months
I'm using the carpool lane today.
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Alex Cole
4 years
Undocumented immigrants commit crimes at a considerably lower rate than Trump's campaign staff.
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4 years
Fun Fact: People who led β€œlock her up” chants at 2016 RNC will not be at the 2020 RNC. They’re all locked up
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2 years
Strange how the media always calls it the Ahmaud Arbury trial, and not the McMasters trial, since that is who the killer is.
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4 years
One day soon, we the Americans will wake up, drink coffee, watch TV or read newspaper and there will be NO mention of Trump. That will be a beautiful day!
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5 years
Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994 and mass shootings dropped by 43%. Bush and the GOP let the ban expire in 2004 and they went up over 230%. #MassacreMitch
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3 years
If you think you are having a bad day just remember, Trump is watching Biden’s Inaugural stage being built on the White House North lawn.
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Alex Cole
4 years
Speaking of Thighland, just wait until Trump sees Niger on the teleprompter.
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4 months
America has NEVER been a racist country, says Nikki Haley, who can't use her real name because the people who'd vote for her wouldn't like it.
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4 months
Trump says Presidents have immunity, and in the same breath, he says he's going to prosecute Joe Biden. And this is how stupid you MAGAs are.
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Alex Cole
3 years
How stupid are Republicans? They're blaming the power outages in Texas, a Republican controlled state, on the Green New Deal, which has never been voted on, let alone made into law.
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Alex Cole
4 years
Shoulda built that wall outta Hillary’s emails ...no one is able to get over them.
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Alex Cole
3 years
Someone wake up Ben Carson and see if he wants to leave too.
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4 years
The dead in Vietnam and the dead from the Covid virus have one thing in common: Donald Trump didn't fight for any of them.
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3 months
"IT"S THE FUCKING GUNS!"
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5 years
BREAKING: Mexico said they'd be happy to pay for Trump's impeachment.
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2 years
If you are the kind of person who tells the President of the United State to go F himself after he just took time to wish your kid a Merry Christmas, you really are exactly the kind of deranged loser everyone says you are.
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2 years
Gas could go to $300 a gallon and I would still never vote for a Republican.
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*23 school shootings in Texas last year* MAGA: Thoughts and prayers *A black kid has long hair in school* MAGA: WAIT A GOTDAMN MINUTE!!!
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These MAGA racists think black people will move to Trump because black people love sneakers. This is what they think of us.
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3 years
If every black person purchased an assault rifle and carry it around in public like these gun nuts, Republicans would ban guns in minutes.
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5 months
Everyone should share this.
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2 years
Maybe if Fox News had raked the ground around the Christmas tree, it wouldn’t have caught fire.
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Republicans: How dare Democrats wave the Ukrainian flag in Congress! Also Republicans:
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3 years
It's amazing that the very people who called covid a hoax are first in line for the vaccine.
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Republicans forgot Hunter is a lawyer. He was smart enough to file a motion to testify publicly. The DOJ now has no grounds to prosecute. Guidelines show there has to be intent. Hunter outplayed them.
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Sheriff in Fulton co says he will post Trump's mugshot, height and weight Man that is just gonna kill him πŸ˜‚
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Fun Fact: If they don't certify the election, then per the Constitution, Nancy Pelosi will become acting President. I bet Republicans didn't think this though at all.
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Trump at his rallies: "What Biden is doing is illegal!" Trump in court: "Nothing a president does is ever illegal." And this is how dumb you MAGAs are.
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One person appears in more pictures with Jeffrey Epstein than any person on the planet. His name is Donald Trump. 67 pictures over 25 years
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4 years
I just watched my neighbor pull his Trump sign out of the ground and toss it in the trash. I wish I was joking....
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Trump spent more time inside Stormy Daniels than he has inside a church.
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Pete Buttigieg, by himself, is smarter than Trump's whole Cabinet put together.
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BREAKING: Dem wins the Louisiana sheriff’s race by one vote. When people say that every vote counts, this is what they mean.
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If you don't need to get vaccinated because God will protect you, why do you need a gun?
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4 months
You guys want to know something funny about Trump being removed from the Colorado ballot? The case was filed by six Republicans, and the Colorado Supreme Court cited a previous ruling by Justice Gorsuch in their decision. Trump's own party did this, not Democrats πŸ˜‚
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The only reason you can freeze an embryo without it dying is because it's not a human being.
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3 months
Share this to piss off racist Republicans like Charlie Kirk, who don't trust black pilots.
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5 years
How sad it must be to be a Trump supporter Believing that scientists, scholars, teachers, economists, & journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, while a reality TV star with decades of fraud and documented lying is your only beacon of truth & honesty.
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4 years
If there is a massive covid outbreak at a Trump rally, is that a Klandemic? πŸ€”
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Fun Fact: Obamacare has now lasted longer than any Trump business.
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At the rate this is going, Melania is going to have to marry E. Jean Caroll to get any of Donald's money. πŸ˜‚
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If MAGA loves Black people, why isn't MAGA protesting right next to them in MAGA hats?
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Trump: "What Biden is doing to me is illegal!" Also Trump: "Nothing a President does is illegal." And this is how dumb you MAGAs are!
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Kayleigh McEnany appears to be a hydrated version of Kellyanne Conway
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Taylor Swift's politics can be summed up as: 1. Register to vote and vote in every election. 2. Be kind to each other. And this is what scares Republicans.
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Now imagine the reaction from Republicans if a black athlete did this shit.
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4 years
Here you go @JoeBiden the 30 second ads write themselves. It took me 10 minutes to make this. Trump golfs while Americans die. Let me know what you guys think.
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BREAKING: House Republicans just blocked your $2,000 stimulus checks.
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Trump had full control for 2 full years 2017-2019 POTUS SCOTUS HOUSE SENATE DOJ Immigration bills passed = 0 Borders closed = 0 Wall money = 0 Illegal immigration soared up to a new record in 2019 Tax cuts for billionaires = 1
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4 years
So let's get this straight. Republicans are arguing that all people willing to testify under oath are lying, and all people unwilling to testify under oath are telling the truth. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how FUCKING STUPID Republicans are.
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Trump cited one girl killed accidentally by an illegal immigrant in SF as a reason to build a 70 billion 2,300 mile long 30-foot tall concrete border wall. But 20 people shot dead by a MAGA hat terrorist in a Walmart and his solution is to fly flags at half-mast #MassacreMitch
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Fun Fact: Ted Cruz has voted against disaster aid for blue states five times.
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@kanyewest If Kayne wins, we will have 2 first ladies in a row that did porn.
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I’d much rather have a bunch of undocumented immigrants for neighbors than Trump supporters. Do you agree?
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Over 800 terrorists have pleaded guilty to crimes on J6th. Not one Democrat. Not one Atheist. Not one Muslim. Not one BLM. Not one Antifa. All of them were christian, fascist republican terrorists... 100% of them.
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This is why MAGA is afraid of Taylor Swift, she can fill a stadium, and all her fans can vote.
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Fact: The only way Trump could destroy Twitter is if they hired him to run it.
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Trump supporters are the stupidest people on the planet.
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3 things MAGA hates in one photo: Taylor Swift, Bud Light and black people. 🀣
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Alexander Smirnov told the FBI that Russian intelligence was involved in spreading fake information about Hunter Biden. So James Comer and Republicans were literally spreading Russian bullshit to impeach Joe Biden.
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"Some people seem to think Trump's playing chess, when most of the time the staff are just trying to stop him from eating the pieces." --Trump aide Seriously. It's a real quote.
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Rush Limbaugh died during black history month.
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Trump supporters on Parler are threatening to not vote in Georgia's runoff since it's rigged. Gotta say I agree with them 100%. Might as well stay home, guys.
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Disney announced today that it's pulling all advertising from TucKKKer Carlson's program on Fox News.
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Ryan Fournier, students for Trump co-founder, was arrested and charged for pistol whipping his girlfriend, but this is unacceptable for him.
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To me, this is pretty unacceptable.
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3 years
Holy shit.
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BREAKING: The New York County clerk has just entered the judgment signed by Justice Engoron, which means Donald Trump has 30 days to come up with over $454,156,783.05 plus $87,000 interest daily to appeal. If not, Letitia James can start seizing his properties.
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So if Biden said it, it’s proof of mental decline, but if Trump said it, he misspoke? God, I hate these people.
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You can watch this over 1,000 times and it's still hilarious 🀣
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Cancel culture is when you lose an election and change the law so the legislature can cancel the will of voters in future elections.
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How is it that all the voting machines worked in the states Trump won?
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Good Morning, Alejandro Mayorkas just pulled up to DHS, parked in his spot, got a donut & coffee, and went to work like any other day. That's how much a Republican impeachment is worth.
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Obama really was better at everything. Barack Obama has an Oscar, a Grammy, a Nobel Peace Prize and a Twitter account.
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Breaking: The Biden administration on Wednesday unfroze $27.4 billion in government funding that former President Trump locked up before leaving office. Biden is up working late, at this rate 90% of Trump's legacy will be gone by Friday.
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Guess who don't have subpoenas #MitchPlease
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