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@RickLenzie

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Fuck the GOP! Have fun... or the assholes win. I am rough around the edges, father of 2, and very happily married. He/him.

Illinois
Joined April 2022
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Republicans are actively investigating Joe Biden while claiming the president has total immunity.
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He’ll be on Fox News in 5 years crying about how women won’t date him.
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This guy sat in the Speaker Chair longer than Jim Jordan did.
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My family is requesting privacy at this time.
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Dude bought a cow. How is that Biden’s fault?
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Move your boat next time, asshole.
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One more procedure should do the trick.
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I can totally see why Tim is a virgin.
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I have never seen a group of people so pissed off by the fact a black man tried to give them health insurance 15 years ago.
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Why I love Twitter.
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“I’m not getting paid, am I?”
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This turkey costed me $114.02 at the Newark airport.
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The RNC wasn’t going bankrupt fast enough, so they brought in an expert.
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The hell kinda pot are they smokin’?!
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Elon is just mad that Liam Nissan sold more cars than him. #freeliamnissan
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Now we have gone and done it.
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@DianaDemarest My father-in-law is a butcher. He said the same thing.
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They have some nerve asking us for more money. Ask Harlan Crow and Leonard Leo to pay it.
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Maybe the House GOP should try impeaching something small first, like an apple.
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Photo released this morning. Thank God Kate is okay!!
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Boebert is already offering to give Johnson a hand.
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This guy probably doesn’t even know which one of his uncles is his dad.
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I guess now we know why Tucker was so happy in this picture.
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“Taylor, can I borrow some money?”
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RFK and CTE.
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This pretty much sums up maga’s Christmas… Alone in the bathroom wearing body armor.
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Next time you do something stupid, don’t feel bad. Because there are people out there who actually thought this was money.
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Bobo met all 9 of her supporters today.
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Twitter is fun because you can come here to be called a moron by a person who thinks math is a conspiracy.
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🚨BREAKING: new presidential candidate enters Colorado primary.
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They better pray the rebellion doesn’t involve stairs.
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Elon is such a crybaby.
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$60 would’ve got him Beetlejuiced.
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🚨BREAKING: both Trump protesters vow to storm the courthouse if Trump is held in contempt.
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Pikachu is resigning from the Senate.
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@elisabethinwa He doesn’t know that yet.
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Actually, these two made Trump. God had nothing to do with it.
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I wonder if NBC needs a lawyer.
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Don’t get our hopes up like that.
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This is the dumbest cult ever!
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Know who else had syphilis?
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Don Jr and Eric made it to court.
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10 months
I’ll pray his cell mate likes mushy old white dudes.
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They should really start calling themselves white degenerates.
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Tom Fitton gets all his clothes by beating up middle schoolers.
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So charming, aren’t they?!
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You know damn well he won’t fit in a tank.
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I see we have reached the Al Bundy phase of the Trump decline.
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Somebody put a quarter in DeSantis.
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Lauren Boebert and her new boyfriend, David Koresh.
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Trump finally found his intellectual equal, the jello mold.
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SCOTUS has already ruled at least 3x in history that the President does not have absolute immunity, but that was before Clarence Thomas got his new yacht.
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Donald Trump gets winded eating french fries.
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One of these two is an actual billionaire. The other one is a broke-ass shoe salesman.
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Being an asshole is expensive.
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Hunt is over. We having a trial now.
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The fuck he his. I don’t know a single liberal willing to vote for RFK Jr.
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Russia has skipped nukes and gone to a far more terrifying tactic.
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The new J6 footage shows thousands of Kari Lakes attacking the Capitol.
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MAGA, don’t listen to all these liberals. It is your constitutional duty to ruin your finances buying $DJT. 🇺🇸
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She’s gonna have to explain that one to Matt Gaetz.
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Isn’t Argentina where all the Nazis went after WWII?
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Your goal for the weekend is to be less dumb than this person.
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Mike Pence’s entire political strategy consists of him looking like a douchebag on a motorcycle.
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You’d think he could spell that by now.
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Your goal for this week is to be less dumb than this guy.
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Let me guess: Jesus is his health insurance.
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I’m sure Favre had a blast stealing all that welfare money.
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I guess we’re starting the week knowing Ray is a moron.
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Dude is searching the solar system for someone to hangout with.
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For $20, Roseanne Barr will let you talk to your dead relatives.
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Tell us more about space lasers, Marge.
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Does anybody speak psychopath? I need a translation.
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Rittenhouse finally found someone who will date him.
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I never realized Fred Trump’s face was glued on.
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This is what they call the “pump” phase.
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I bet she’s a lot of fun at parties.
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@mays_doug33840 I made a David Brooks joke about that turkey and people told me for 3 days straight not to buy a turkey at the Newark airport. 😂
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We have Taylor Swift. They have Axl Rose.
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Good luck explaining celestial mechanics to a bunch of folks who took horse dewormer for a human virus.
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“I’m writing Trump on the ballot just as soon as I learn how to spell it.”
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I really don’t see why Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert can’t sit down together like mature adults and agree that they’re both whores.
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This is the type of guy who tells you the vaccines give you herpes.
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We have Mark Hamill. They have unabomber Santa Claus.
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“They spied on my treason.”
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Taylor Swift has sold more albums than Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and Jason Aldean combined.
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@KellDA The visa is like $8 and is approved the same day. Hardly an outrage.
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Season’s Greetings from Moms For Liberty!
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Welcome to X, Nazis.
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“He said birdbath and you know it!”
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“Please don’t fart again.”
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I demand that Hunter Biden be impeached immediately!
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@Xalapalynn 🤣🤣🤣 Elon really should’ve seen this coming.
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Dude probably has “Rigged & Stollen” tattooed on his pecker.
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Moms For Liberty said stuff like that too.
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Kinda like how we still talk about Benedict Arnold.
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Maybe she should try wearing that to court. It couldn’t go any worse for her at this point.
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@joelima They are getting kinda old.
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@rn_seas55501 There was a guy a few months ago who ran up a bar tab at the Newark airport and blamed it on the burger he bought and Biden.
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“Rose, this was all Pete Buttigieg’s fault.”
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