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Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
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1 year
The price of cocaine in LA went up and I just know it’s got something to do with that fuckin bear
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My annoying as ever take on this is that the rich kids are exactly the ones who should be at the frontline of protests because they actually possess the privilege to be arrested and have it not affect the rest of their lives forever and ever
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hunter schafer got arrested today in new york at a pro-palestine movement because she was advocating for peace.
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1 year
almost every video under this sound on TT is about teachers quitting teaching. Good luck to this country
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2 years
You’re all in this book I’m reading :)
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2 years
Will never get over this hubris
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God grant me the confidence to write myself into a show, and then make every other character in that show think I’m insanely hot
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1 year
You CAN make r*** jokes! You just have to actually be funny ! I am screaming yelling howling at this @fatstevebuscemi
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Teachers deserve soldiers’ benefits way more than soldiers do
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@beingjanine Not to mention they are traumatized
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@UnrigLA This was a core quarantine moment
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“lucky that my breasts are small and humble” is actually a crazy lyric for a top 40 song
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1 year
Waffle House combat training > Navy Seal Hell Week
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2 months
My friends and I cant get arrested because we would either be deported in 5 minutes or outcast from participating in society and unable to get basic jobs because even if you don’t end up in jail, the arrest is always on your record. I came so close outside the mayors house
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If you’ve texted me in the last 4 years, sorry! I was troubled
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@SenQuezada29 @neenaab3 You are a state official. Go do something about this
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2 years
Young people, please, Run up credit card debt, smoke qualuudes, be 5150ed, anything other than this
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If you under 25 and you ain’t doing shit else, you might as well go to the military right now. Do a lil 4 years, get ya benefits and chill after that
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Found this photo from my barista days
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What we are not gonna do is give props to this man for undoing damage he caused in the 90s. The bar is 6 feet under
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#BREAKING Biden pardons anyone convicted of federal marijuana possession
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Hi I need someone to Venmo me 80k for something completely not related to this picture
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In 2021 that I had to scale back my public anger and slow down on expressing any of my “radical” beliefs because I was applying for a green card. Immigrants do not have the same freedoms of speech as Americans
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@PReedXXX Yesterdays price is not todays price!
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Why can’t Americans just jerk off and be normal afterwards
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@mychemicalbutch That’s where the rich comes into override. A Hollywood lawyer can pull strings for you so you never even see court. Look at Caitlin Jenner she literally killed someone
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and you know what absolutely sucks? It worked. They scared us into being quieter because Our lives depended on it. I will absolutely delete this as well ofc because, well…*gestures broadly*
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Yeah I turned off the replies because some of you are 20 years old and have not reached this place in your healing yet. You are entitled to your opinion, and the rest of our allowed to want to laugh about our trauma.
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THE CHANT
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So yeah Richie riches. Get up and to the front of the protest, maybe the rest of us will actually like you for once
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It is the 5 year anniversary of the the time I had to watch a celebrity’s child and house for the weekend and the kids threw a party and one of them told me the most heinous disgusting thing he had done to a woman (proudly) and then the next day he got paid $20k to post on insta
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Bugs are extremely cool. This world is not for me though
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Praying Manis lowered into water to entice out the parasite within! 🪱😱 video credit: Insect world.
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The last time I did acid I walked into the west end production of Equus with a friend who had last minute tickets and I had absolutely no idea I was gonna see Daniel Radcliffes naked body so I screamed
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Getting off my anti depressants so I can do molly
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@staticbluebat What do you mean “probably”
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If you think that the pope isn’t jerking off you’re wrong
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@mnewy100redux Tell her Twitter says thank you for your service 🫡
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@allyally505 Thank you for your service 🫡 wishing you well for the next chapter
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I understand not having empathy for the wealthy when they’re burgled, for a cop when they’re shot, but I can’t get behind only feeling empathy for survivors of r*pe who are non-white. I’m sorry, you have taken identity politics too far right if your takeaway from a fellow SA
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Timeline cleanser
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Not this from THE most punchable face on television
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@MediumSizeMeech We need her camera angle !!!
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Ask yourself if ending your bloodline is right for you
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What if my love language is tomfoolery? What then
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You’re allowed to unpin your viral tweet from two years ago did you know that
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Help this is so funny
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@dox_gay one time i was doing c*ke and saw an ant grab the tiniest grain of it. he ran fast as fuck for 3 seconds then dropped dead. really made me think lol. then i didnt do c*ke anymore.
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Thanks, Pfizer
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It’s ok to be 20! But please don’t tell others how to get through their trauma when you have not sorted through your own
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Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on
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Just wanted you to see this
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@xanabon @Brittymigs Am I a manic pixie dream girl or just late diagnosed autistic with pretty privilege? That’s one secret I’ll never tell…xoxo
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1 year
The ratio on this deserved a show and tell
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@JessArst @fatstevebuscemi The thing about this is that is it a compliment
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@NILES100 Wish them nothing but the best 🫡
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For the LA hating weirdos here
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@fatstevebuscemi The blazer combo is also incredible btw. Impeccable, even
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You’re in his dms. I have the type of autism that dogs have. We should kiss
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If I was your mother, I would have had a stunning little abortion and we wouldn’t be having this problem now would we
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2 years
Just took an adderall to accomplish a basic task that I’ve had on my to do list for 3 months and it took me 8 minutes to complete? I hate myself?
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Time to start asking all venues to have Narcan on deck
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For international women’s day wearing a hat that said “girls can do anything” :)
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I miss the old days when they would just assassinate a guy
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@itsmegangraves Matt Walsh looks like if a thumb fucked the back of a donkey.
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My hairstylist just left my appointment halfway through to go break up with her boyfriend. Good for her
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Found this cat under a dumpster 2 years ago and look at him now
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@RuckCohlchez @Deadl_E_Cheese Yes what a weird time to be alive
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Would love to see you today. Write down your lawyers number somewhere and don’t talk to the cops 🍉
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I think a very easy and simple thing to do when writing articles about sex workers is to simply…hire a writer who is a SWer to do it. the interview requests from middle aged white woman who write for HuffPo solely to prove to their parents that their degrees weren’t worthless..
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My father hasn’t spoken to me since an ex-friend called him to out me as a stripper 7 years ago. same friend who I woke up in the middle of the night for to take her to the airport to fly to London and say goodbye to her own father, who was dying. I don’t
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Excellent news for the perverts! I’m on the cover of this month’s
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Wish Wordle people could just have their own app where they share their little boxes so we didn’t have to be dragged into it
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When I am a woman and I think
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Bic’d my head and found a weird dent in my skull so I texted my mother and she said “oh yes I fell down the stairs with you quite a bit as as a baby”. Quite a bit???
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He dedicated the post to his mommy :)
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no u don’t understand, the reason I smoke so much weed is because my body doesn’t make its own weed
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I think it’s actually fine to ask your parents for money in adulthood. You break it, you pay for it
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Not now sweetie. Mommy is cyber-bullying elected state officials
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If you are rich, or your daddy is rich, you can buy enough copies of your own book to get on the list. Wait until you hear about music charts 😘
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@itsmegangraves Can your parents retroactively adopt me :(
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Have you a minute to talk about our lord and savior, a goofy movie
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Or hear this
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Oh and If you’re a man who ever utters the words “daddy issues”… ask yourself if shutting the fuck up instead is right for you!
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Survivor’s joke is “don’t care, she’s a white woman”. Horseshoe theory has you in a vice grip. Just like there is no such thing as “reverse racism”, there is no such thing as “rape privilege”. Please hear yourselves.
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Some crazy shit oh my head
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I am asking someone to bring A Goofy Movie to Broadway. I am asking so nicely
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this is what I used to look like did I fuck up
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I’m very sad and have sad news for friends of Tom all over the world :( he has to be put down because of his congenital kidney stuff. He has been the worlds best boy. Anyone who met him would agree. Thank you for loving him and making him feel like a Prince. Tom forever ♥️
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Put more pornstars in @HBO shows I like it
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I want Chris Delia to [redacted], I want to see him fucking [redacted] and I want all of his friends who let him get away with this shit to be [redacted] as well 🥰
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Americans stop remaking foreign films challenge. Just watch the fuckin original! Fuck !
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Angry at my mother this morning because she married for LOVE and not MONEY and now I have to WORK
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Funny how you smoke a little weed and suddenly life’s worth living again
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If a stand up comedian is your inner monologue you need help
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What stand up comedian is your inner monologue?
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@MILFWEEED A bowler
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Real question - what is this American custom where someone will say something like “roll tide”. What am I supposed to do with that. Is there a response
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Never thought I would say this but I’m grateful to be alive today (fell in the shower yesterday and almost died like a fuckin loser )
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Twitter can be a good place ✨
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5 years ago I got this lizard and named her Joey
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Lolll I look like a top here😇
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Landlords HATE this one trick!
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@MrAlexisPereira Tag your fave Princeton legacy comedian everyone :)
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