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Philadelphia Phantoms goaltender Neal Little literally jumps into a brawl during a Phantoms v. Binghamton Senators game.

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Goalies never get enough love. What is the single greatest goalie play/moment in the history of hockey?

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@daviddoel @TeamYouTube Must have recorded you telling your kids to clean their room, I guess

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@Croc_Block @snazzeo Unlike massive nerd... Harrison Ford

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@SenFettermanPA The last sentence is at odds with the middle sentence of paragraph 2. Voluntarily surrendering it will not stop right wing attacks on the center or our community

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@NickRiccardi @ebruenig What if he was a member of Aum Shinrikyo and was actually Tokyo rather than New York and it was 1995?

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@Mike_Pence This you?

Indiana passes bill banning anti-Israel boycotts

Senate overwhelmingly approves measure prohibiting state dealings with entities that shun Israel or its settlements

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@Esqueer_ @benshapiro @MattWalshBlog I mean. If he hadn't made his password so obviously "14shouldbetheageofconsent" maybe he wouldn't have been hacked so easily 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@drmistercody I'll say this for Ben. The AI does have a better shot at selling a script than he does

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@Devon_OnEarth It's the University's own police force. Which is not to be confused with the city's police force, or the city transit agency's police force, or the County Sheriff's Office, or the state police force, or the FBI...

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@nicqart1 @eeberquist @steinkobbe You'd think they'd have stopped after having Clorox sponsor their first album, but no.

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@Karnythia Like, what parent doesn't wish they'd been able to spend more time with their kids? This isn't saying anything

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@guy_freire Yep. The man still holds the title for ultimate dick move in history

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@1nstantgold @SaeedDiCaprio You don't need to own the platform to block people

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@KrangTNelson I'm going to steal so many quarters from behind his ear if I ever meet him in person

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@ChaosInTheCourt @SensFanNL Who says just because the Blackhawks didn't involve police that it was legal?

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@MrTooDamnChris Well, if they were that smart, maybe they'd have some game

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@joshbeleaf Lol, sure

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@lesbiaudrey The whole point of two people streaming something on Netflix is that neither person is watching wherever is on the screen

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@ThomasAwful @SamAdlerBell So much said in so few words

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@spelunky_ Me rn

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@jonathanchait @RottenInDenmark I tried, but couldn't get through the first sentence before I spotted the first lie about Michael because I'm actually familiar with his position.

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@Esqueer_ Devil's advocate here. It could just be that the ants all crawled into his ears and short-circuited his brain

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@jamieson @JonahFurman Props to him for taking home a free horse

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@still_oppressed @AliceAvizandum I think that it is not a radical position that made up Hallmark holidays should be reserved for the weekends when working people have time to observe them if they want

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@TheRealEVS999 @nicqart1 @eeberquist @steinkobbe Encouraging people to eat more fish because "they don't have any feelings". Despicable

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@ggreenwald "I get interviewed by a lot of fascists, actually" is not the dunk you think it is, man

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@kenklippenstein Bringing a whole new perspective on titling a book "Manufacturing Consent"

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@elonmusk @iamharaldur Wow can't imagine why you're a multi-divorcee with a daughter who refuses to speak to you

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@ZenMillonario @Cernovich Stunning how its population not only hasn't died out, its actually grown without food

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@ninaturner Respectfully, Senator. Reagan had a hard time recocognizing anything

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@drmistercody No, not that way either

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@Palle_Hoffstein @shaun_vids

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@dieworkwear @judahistweeting I always have a difficult time calculating the monetary value of the in-kind bribes I receive. Plus, do you know how hard it is to get a 1099 out of people for that sort of thing?

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@spelunky_ Penalty on the home team for delay of game

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@RedHotTakesYYC @PeteBlackburn To not have someone try to put him in a wheelchair for life. Seems pretty reasonable, tbh

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@CharlesPulliam @bigblackjacobin Personally, I'd judge any Children of Dune adaptation solely on whether they find a shirtless twink at least as hot as James McAvoy was in the tv version

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@RobbyDuzIt @jalex_819 To be even fairer, that was the result of ownership intentionally not investing in the team hoping a relocation threat would force Oakland to build a new stadium for them

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@AriDrennen "This is convoluted!" I scream at a movie about a doll which acknowledges it's a movie about a doll

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@damienredicamn1 @KevinMKruse I took out the loan as an act of performance art. Not paying them is an expressive act

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@charliespiering Does no one her comms team know how to prep her for interviews?

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@jerryiannelli @jbouie Is there a Thomas concurrence that simply says "What's wrong with bribes?"

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@NHLFlyers Thank God you guys don't also have Tan as a team color or this could have gone even worse

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@FlyersNation @heatherbimages "My sources inside the Pentagon say they're removing him next month. Patriots are in charge"

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@RottenInDenmark "Peter" "Michael" "What the fuck, dude?"

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@MrTooDamnChris Nice of them to advertise they haven't gotten to the windows yet

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@Sportsnet @juliananikac *ahem*

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The plural of Sebastian Aho is actually Sebastians Aho

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@jpolly22 If your Jewishness is inherently anti-Palestinian, you're doing it wrong. Like, really really wrong

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@jbouie But they'd never ride the subway because they might see a guy yelling

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@AngryBlackLady The UK Press is already on their fainting couches over Biden not going. Is there, like, a fainting rug they have to fall off of the couch onto for this?

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@Very__Regular They are "America's Team" but not for the reasons they think

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@MarkLazerus This isn't on the CBA at all. The league could absolutely suspend. They choose not to and blame the contract

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Attention. We are officially two weeks away from a "Mandolesse and Søgaard suck and are exactly why we shouldn't have traded away Gus 🚌" take. Prepare responses accordingly. That is all

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@MrTooDamnChris @mtaibbi @elonmusk Looks like Matt sold out to the wrong billionaire. Concerning

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@merovingians @jbouie Yeah, you laugh. But what happens to the bully economy and everyone it employs when smaller kids don't have to carry around lunch money?

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@AngryBlackLady Or a cleaner Fyre Festival

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@RavBogard "The vast majority" hasn't been the case for almost 20 years and you damn well know it. We are far closer to the near even split which constituted opinion in the diaspora pre-1967 than we are to the historical anomaly which developed in the aftermath of the June War

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@Trillburne @Ian_Schwartzman Dude is now paying $8 for fewer than 900 people to see his tweets. Great job

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@brianros1 We were given warnings of our "relocation" in Europe, too. Or have you forgotten, Brian?

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@KrangTNelson Doing gritty reboots has gotten out of hand when they're doing it to Weekend At Bernie's

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@NotABigJerk Think of what they're trying to take from us

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@LR99Gaming I see two possibilities here: lol and lmao

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@hegyessy @micah_erfan Nobody called him a Nazi. We called him what he is: an out of touch billionaire and he would have sucked

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@GarbageApe He's gonna catch hell, dude

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@discochew @wapplehouse @GregPacknett @abrahamjoseph He answers that last question with "Get lawyers paid as well"

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@PeteBlackburn The Edmonton Oilers season in one gif

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@AngryBlackLady No. But especially not the ones who think paying almost $100 a year to use a free website is a valuable investment

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@1943No4Mk1 @mikeduncan Man, wait until I tell you about Rage Against the Machine or show you the lyrics to Born in the USA

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@PaulKorney @Morbidful Don't forget how much time they spent getting their own kids out, but nobody else's

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@matthewkassel As a Jew, I am calling for a pause on Italians until we can figure out what's going on here

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@bed_jartlet98 @bengrossbg Okay, fair. But what's St. Louis' excuse?

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@KrangTNelson His answer is "forward"

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@mikeduncan If he was, you'd think he'd have chosen Elagabalus

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@MrTooDamnChris Looking into it

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@RottenInDenmark Love how one of our two viable political parties has made bullying children its entire platform

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Well, now I'll actually be able to wear that Fanatics Brady jersey I bought without looking weird

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Ottawa claims Boris Katchouk off waivers from Chicago.

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@allahliker Sir, a second joke has hit the Babylon Bee

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@stevanzetti @concernedcanuck Love the edgy touch that the killer must be the Black guy who btw (tittering) doesn't read

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@CBeataE Okay, in this one case, you gotta hand it to John Tortorella

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@reclaimuc @jduffyrice How does one out-frivolous MoDo?

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@SanJoseSharks @ffffeisty Cool. Maybe you can educate your goalie

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@torquemada70421 @wideofthepost Guy whose handle is the leader of the Spanish Inquisition has Thoughts on what is antisemitic. Lol

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@molfully He's already publicly spoken on favor of Nickleback. How much braver can you get than that?

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@ryangrim That's an extremely long non-answer

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@HelluvaBttmCrtr Have you tried knowing what the fuck you're talking about? It's really fun, I swear

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@Steve_Dangle @rs_molloy Doubtful one can be issued, it's a civil suit

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@baseballcrank Hi. I have half a dozen teachers in my family. Zero world see the state ensuring free meals for their students as a burden on them

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@HeerJeet Come on, Jeet. You don't think the Germans have earned the right to lecture Jews on how to respond to atrocities?

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@isaiah_bb How is 25% not on the list?

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@Iletmykpop @snazzeo OTOH, figuring out how to do corruption as a baseball player, but dying poor as a Philly cop sounds like a skill issue

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@MrTooDamnChris They would classify paint chips as a vegetable for school lunches

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@JordanUhl Ice cream sandwiches are the Woke ice cream

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@writeo @davidgross_man Oh boy. Wait until you learn what words mean

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@drvolts I'm not sure how one differentiates between degrees of "tacit support for genocide". I'm also not sure how that's supposed to change if it doesn't cost politicians elections.

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@Senators @ETHsBaldness @JulioHashem ░P░I░Z░Z░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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