Roast Beef. 2010-2023. My best friend in the entire world. You are my entire heart. We love you so much. After thirteen years I honestly don't know what I'm going to do without you. Thank you for making me a better person. Thank you for choosing me.
Benioff and Weiss when they read about Ser Arthur Dayne, known as the Sword of the Morning due to his famous, one-of-a-kind sword forged from a fallen star: HOW ABOUT WE GIVE HIM TWO NORMAL SWORDS
My mom died yesterday. Never stopped believing in me despite all my idiocy and failure and bad grades and my horrible sense of humor. She was fierce. She protected me always. And I wish there were more pictures of us together. Linda Ellen Siquig. Mom.
What Mr. Bezos has done today is not only enormously important for me because he didn't personally hunt me in the forest and then eat me, it could be a shot heard around the world. I urge corporate leaders around the country to follow Mr. Bezos' lead and not hunt and then eat me.
@silvcrwings
I like when Tyrion wakes up Pod and says "Bronn" and Pod is like "You want me to go get him?" and Tyrion is like "No, I thought we could discuss how he dresses."
Reservoir Dogs 2021 opening scene
1) discuss hidden meaning of "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
2) radio has been playing the super sounds of the mid-90s (Fastball, New Radicals, Harvey Danger)
3) "What the fuck do you mean you don't tip 20%?"
4) suit color matches their names
Watched the game at the bar. 95% of the people there were I don't want to say Raptors fans per se, but sort of Grand Coalition anti-Warriors partisans. When Durant went down they all lustily cheered. It was gross and weird and I'm rethinking sports.
No beef but I’m struggling to understand why Beyoncé, who has half a billion dollars, would accept 20 million dollars to make her debut performance of the Renaissance album, a record which lifts heavily from queer culture, in Dubai, a country where LGBT rights aren’t recognised.
Trump is wild. I knew he was a piece of shit rich guy, but no one mentioned he could subvert reality itself through sheer moronic obstinance. Say what you will about him, but I'd like to see YOU annihilate perceived meaning every day basically just by being awake.
Hey friends, I very cleverly waited a few days for all the
#Klay
content to slow to a trickle, so I could get mad emotional about how unique and lovely the Lesser Splash Brother is
Okay, Justice League spoilers so avert your eyes if you care:
1. they got Aquaman's accent all wrong
2. Aquaman would never fart without saying "Oopsie!"
3. Aquaman DOESN'T cry when he has sex
4. It's not canon that Aquaman calls doggystyle "the fish way"
5. His balls are CGI
Had a job interview go bad once and both I and the interviewer knew so at the end she was like, well, okay, you remember how to get out of the building right and I was like uh, the door? and she looked at me and said, yes. The door.
@sagtnt
@AlbinNilsonn
No, I just want Obama personally to investigate it. I want him to go to Libya and look around. Like a detective. I will accept his findings. He is a man of honor.
The Warriors are unfair and also not actually that good and also a cheat code and also overrated and also they have four All-Stars but three of them wouldn't be that good on other teams and are complimentary talents and the one that is actually good is a coward.
White people's priorities:
1) getting Shkreli's wu-tang album
2) personally not being a racist
3) catching up on riverdale
4) trip to iceland
5) universal healthcare
We lost Tommy today. He made our lives so good. He gave us so much. He was a fucking legend. He was my best friend, writing partner, Star Trek co-pilot. Please pour one out for our beautiful baby boy, who gets to rest now. I'll love you forever, Tom. I'll think of you always.
@theseantcollins
sick of these fucking poors not wearing hair shirts and whipping themselves with cat o' nine tails every second until they make more money. and what's with the iphone? do they think they are human beings?
Everything else in history turned out to be bullshit (Columbus, Viking helmets, let them eat cake, Nero fiddling) so I am now wondering if there's ever actually been a cool sword fight or if every sword fight ever was totally boring and stupid.
Celebrities (A-list to D-list), name a non-celebrity that has been kind to you. No long stories. Just a name or actually, since you are famous and don't have time to get our names usually, a description of this kindly pleb.
One part of "The Irishman" we don't talk about enough is when Jimmy didn't even want those amazing chili dogs that Frank picked up for him so Frank is just sitting there eating chili dogs alone like some kind of chili dog loving loser. Incredible scene.
Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. That's gonna last until next year -- you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
Thing is, it's bigger than just Raptors. The team has:
- A Dilophosaurus
- A washed-up Styracosaurus
- A Brit
- An Ankylosaurus
- Two very different members of the Hadrosauridae family
- A Dimetrodon GM (not actually a dinosaur)
This wasn't just Jurassic. It was Mesozoic.
@JasonIsbell
Jason, could you do me a huge favor and tell my boss Emma that I apologize, but I might be late for work tomorrow. She's a huge fan of you and Bruce. Literally just you and Bruce. Thanks.