@ryanaboyd
@lizmorrish
UNIVERSITIES: We might need to go fully online if coronavirus hits campus
PROFESSORS: You’ve rationed tech investment for years so we don’t actually have enough kit.
UNIVERSITIES: We might need to go fully online if coronavirus hits campus
@MarcusStead
Actually schools did give children breakfast. Records of this are all in the National Archives at Kew, along with children’s growth records. J B Priestly’s father started it.
@laurenduca
@helenlewis
Best one for me was a male family member who explained to me what to expect during my pregnancy.
I was expecting my second child.
@StuartLock
@bbcbitesize
Surprised it doesn’t list temporary improvements in cafe culture in U.K., less need to wear cagoules in East Anglia and greater opportunities to kayak through town centres.
@jasonintrator
@e_j_barnes
A colleague of mine turned up to hear a talk only to realise with horror he was expected to be the keynote as he was guided onto the stage - he had nothing prepared. To give him full credit he managed to give a talk!!!!
@w_coales
@sarahchurchwell
We love students proving us wrong *when they have read the material properly and systematically gone beyond it intellectually*. We subsequently hire them.
@OllieThomas1
Olli, DM me and let’s see if we can find you a degree level apprenticeship or something like that. Earn while you learn, etc. The problem with non-graduate routes for you may be that you end up a tall poppy.
@helen_charman
This happened to me and my reaction was similar. I then won my first grant and employed myself in the department for a while. That confused them a lot. They actually didn’t like it.
@HolstaT
I would have had such fun with that. First of all, I would have done the exact opposite to what he commanded. Next I would have precisely mirrored his behaviour until he got confused, with equivalent postural commands at random throughout the flight. Such sport!
@naomicfisher
@1_Lovelife
It’s funny it’s seem as so important sometimes, but three short notice bank holidays off in a year for Royal events, or closing the school to use it as a ballot station in an election, or closing it when it snows a bit are all supposed to be fine.
@hugorifkind
That was not just a cagoule, it was a Team GB cagoule. Every DofE kid and Scout Association member in the country nodded with great respect at seeing that level of prior organisation.
@GymjunkeCom
@MarcusStead
WW2 evacuees were so malnourished, with some not even possessing a toothbrush or shoes other than a single pair of plimsolls with holes in. Host families were so horrified at the state of them it was a major influence in the establishment of the modern welfare state.
@LuEliz1989
I’ve recently read a great deal of hard science about post-viral complications. I suspect we may discover that Covid-19 infections open the door to some kind of low level immune system suppression, and that we and wider society will have to work towards accommodating that.
Covert surveillance by school staff on family homes without the appropriate warrant in place is likely to break the law, specifically RIPA (Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act).
Attendance is vital to help you learn and earn, we have had record attendance this week.
@MrDavidScales
describes some of the things we’ve noticed this week and asks us to work together to further improve attendance.
@aubreyhirsch
I am a university associate professor. A few years back I sang at an event in my village done up as in my former professional soprano days, and a few days later the local hairdresser asked if I had an opera-singing sister 😂😂😂
@JaneyGodley
I‘ve got a PhD and career and four children, and run a lovely home, thank you. Then again, I don’t have much of a beard to look after, which does free up a lot of time.
@GrahamJ97
@OldBobCyprus
I’ve had this *precise* conversation with someone recently, when they said that if it all went wrong they could always move to their house in Spain permanently. They goldfished when I explained the reality.
@jordanbpeterson
Actually I’ve got four kids and have had young children for 31 years and what I am mainly outraged about is 1. societal inequality and 2. gender inequality.
@YorkshireMuseum
I’m not a curator but I would like to point out that at
@ucl
we include actual corpse in some of our meetings, and we recently sent the corpse on holiday to the US.
@Shonib4u
@JolyonMaugham
The thing is, we see it differently. When you criminalise abortion, deaths actually increase, which isn’t very pro-life. This is because adult women start dying as well (see ) The termination rate stays the same, it just tends to go underground.
@martin_nmartin
@DotLepkowska
@ucl
is donating all its unopened boxes of nitrile gloves etc. We are currently rounding everything up we can from store cupboards and laboratories. Luckily we got ahead of the game with a pre-Brexit ordering strategy for many items.
@miconm
Having read the entire report and judgement, there are three issues that stand out here. 1. The teacher was clearly given too many SLT responsibilities. 2. The injury was not serious enough to warrant an enquiry outside school. 3. Was the child disobedient?
I am very pleased to announce that I have just been made Professor of Education Futures at
@IOE_London
. Many thanks to everyone who supported me through the application process.
@curiousiguana
There is no greater tribute to our former Sovereign than a polite queue of massive proportions. It represents the apotheosis of British Values. BEHOLD, THE WORLD!
@AlanaDimario
@LizGled
This is like the time I took my kids to the supermarket and put them in charge of the grocery budget for the week, for our family of 6. "Wow, food's really expensive!" "I know, how much did you think it was going to be?" "£50 a week?" 😂
@Loudmouthkid62
@SaraSchon
I got this once and made the world’s worst coffee. People stopped asking me. I was also terrible at faxes and photocopiers, and booking meeting rooms. Off the scale of bad.
@LauraAmalasunta
Schloß Neuschwanstein in Bavaria too, of course. 19th century Queer paradise, whose symbol then became the iconic Disneyland backdrop for all that wholesome family fun. Bring on the Disney rainbow badges!
@RichSwinford
@Jeffrey62093861
@faisalislam
My grandmother died in 1979. By 1999 we had just finished using up her hoarded supplies of Roger et Gallet soap (fern), sugar cubes purloined from Cafe Dallmayr, beeswax candies, little matchbooks from hotels. Wolford tights, Jaeger sweaters in packets and German Sekt. Style.
@Sadietuc
@histoftech
This is precisely why gave up with it. I’d add something definitive, usually based on my professional research expertise and then the amateur bro mafia would keep deleting it all, with tacky and condescending comments. Why give up your time?
Covid Update (UK): According to Government data, you are currently at least 5x and possibly as much as 14x more likely to die from Covid-19 than as a result of a road traffic accident. Covid has not gone away. See your mask as a kind of Covid seatbelt.
@LyonsRoar49
@washingtonpost
There should be proper medical and support facilities during detention to minimise any risks, regardless of the rights and wrongs of what people have done up to that point.
@ajjolley
@Batflake
@HayleyThough
4. ‘People shouldn’t be having to listen to him’ said the man. At that I also did my teacher stare. ‘ How old are you?’ I asked the man. ‘82’ he says. ‘Well you’ve had 80 years longer than him to learn sons manners’.
@carolecadwalla
In homeschooling we created the subject of Plague Studies. One day we did the Maths of transmission (NB not virology so this isn’t medically sound, but it is interesting). We found one class of 30 children could take out the whole of Britain in a month, in mathematical terms.
@saywhatpmo
@PhDinProgress17
Mine described my work as surfing the Internet and eating muffins, because when I have to take them into work that's what they end up doing while I get on with things. 😂
@Vanessa32217951
@jacquep
@GMB
It’s interesting that when the economy improves, the poor are suddenly able to budget and cook just fine, but when the economy deteriorates, ignorance apparently breaks out, just like that, practically overnight. Maybe, just maybe, it’s not actually a knowledge or ability issue.
@TurksDad_
@brookeawindsor
@freerange_steve
For example we are all talking about the Rose window today and feel a deep connection to the original master craftsmen who pushed the boundaries of contemporary manufacturing and design in order to achieve something extraordinary like that. We owe them a great debt.
@itsmyaeroplane
@Channel4News
@C4Dispatches
@Channel4
This is what the welfare state is for. This is why people like me willingly cough up their taxes. Only if we see fellow citizens forced to live as an underclass, then we start asking difficult questions. And we are asking them right now in relation to the working poor.
@hey_im_janelle
@gothicbunnee
@Cooperstreaming
No. Fertility-related diseases exploded when women started visiting gynaecologists for professional diagnoses. Things have moved on from the four humours and the idea of hysteria and wombs. We still don’t find enough research to ensure effective universal treatment though.
@rachelsteenblik
@ms_peaceweaver
Surely the answer to desexualisation here is routinely and unremarkably seeing breasts used for their primary function?
@Esther_Leighton
I now realise I totally drunk the Kool Aid on this stuff and use them all habitually on my son’s forms - I never really thought through the lexicon properly, and its social constructions. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. Good thread/convo.
I work in the area of AI ethics and I’m absolutely exhausted by people not seeing what the central problem with it is. It is replacing human interaction with a refracted reflection of the user and this is its most harmful aspect.
@aim_ellen
@HayleyThough
Hang on, if she’d dumped a quart of oil in the aisle out of mischief or bashed other customers in a trolley speed race, I think that would be fair game. It’s not ok to tell kids for minding their own business and shopping though!!
@mikegalsworthy
Imagine if the LibDems and Greens became the new standard parties of power and opposition (in the absence of PR). What would it feel like in this country?
Youngest (Y6) actually appreciates being in a bubble of nine with his own spaced out table, stationery etc, as he apparently finds it much easier to focus. They are only in for four hours a day but seem to get an awful lot done in the time.
One of my fellow train passengers is avidly reading a copy of Atwood’s
#TheTestaments
, while scoffing a *really* inviting-looking chocolate brownie, and quite frankly, she seems to be living her best life right now.
@Upliftingvision
@fasc1nate
Rather than leave Michael trying to sing at the same time as trying to cling onto a fan to stop him falling off, why on earth didn‘t they bring down the crane immediately?! What were they thinking?!
@vwhistle20
@its_umama
@ElizMarkowitz
Well I certainly do. In fact the vast majority of Christians I know see it as a healthcare issue, all the more so since the cruel death in 2012 of Savita Halappanavar in Ireland through medical neglect.
@NinkyMama
@Kinsellas
@jopackaj
This may well be an illegal request. It also potentially constitutes excessive processing and if found to be in breach of the law, they risk very damaging fines under GDPR (if I understand the law properly) plus they would have to close the school immediately. Take legal advice.
@draevans
That’s technically wrong, there are mild, medium and severe manifestations and this is to be expected given these are umbrella terms for complex pathologies which also reflect co-morbidities in some cases.
@Nicole_Cliffe
My husband proposed to me whilst kneeling amongst bluebells on the tomb of Lord Byron on Harrow-on-the-Hill. It was strangely romantic actually, if a bit Gothic.
@CeliaBedelia
I do that kind of things with small children, parents get tired and sometimes need a break. Children have as much right to be on public transport as anyone else and I'd rather be near a noisy child than a drunk adult any time.
@TTRadioOfficial
The idea that he’s apparently spending 5 hours a week photocopying, hole punching, filing and placing ‘retrieval tasks’ in classrooms is the most alarming. Sam needs saving from himself. It may feel to him like he’s doing a good job but this is terrible professional practice.
Wondering why ‘knowledge-rich’ and ‘enquiry-based’ learning suddenly seen as mutually exclusive. Good schools should encourage elements of both, surely? A balanced music curriculum needs you to be experimenting with composition and performance interpretation, for example.
@WillBlackWriter
I critiqued the first 50 pages here on Twitter in the manner of a live tweet of someone marking an UG essay. It was incredibly confused and had he submitted that to me as a student, I would have referred him in for remedial academic writing support.
@RevRichardColes
That angel definitely exists and told me that eating that 90% Lindt chocolate is likewise allowed, especially if it is two squares after lunch with a good quality espresso.
@ericpaulimd
@embel713
One of my colleagues travelled to distant shores to an event, only to realise very late on at the pre-event drinks that he was actually supposed to be the keynote speaker. They hadn’t told him. He actually managed to give a successful talk with about 120 seconds’ notice.
@dublades
@HayleyThough
It used to happen a lot to me when I was a younger mum. These people only pick on women and children they can feel superior over. You don’t see them going up to big beefy dads and telling *them* off. It’s definitely a thing.
Followers - I’ve gone a bit
@CCriadoPerez
on my timeline this morning regarding
@greateranglia
and their poorly designed train seats. But it’s another example of most women and disabled users not being given sufficient voice during the design process, indeed being all but ignored
@BettsHelen
1. If she has a UK passport she doesn't need settled status. 2. If she has Indefinite Leave to Remain stamped in a passport that pre-dates the UK joining the EEC, she doesn't need settled status.
@TeachLeadAAli
Men: Stopping to help is always a good idea, as is asking if they would like help ringing their parents (makes it clear what your motives are).
@thetimes
I mentally 'shot' a man whistling annoyingly in the chemist's earlier. What's more, another women my age in the parallel queue saw me thinking it and knew exactly what was going on. We shared a secret smile and a moment.
@CrimeGirI
One of the great things about being a respected comprehensive school teacher in a less than salubrious area, driving the ubiquitous red Nissan Micra beloved of such teachers, and drinking in the local pub, was that our cars were always fine even on local estates.
@SianGriffiths6
@ASCL_UK
That’s grim, to have your fate determined by a flawed test you sat at 11, not even fully aimed at assessing individuals, but rather design to check institutional policy compliance in the state sector.
@theatre503
@AliLag6
What about if I like identifying as a male called David in the academic workplace to ensure better pay and conditions, but still like identifying as a female when using public toilets and deploying my reproductive powers? Pls advise.
@tombennett71
Any school behaviour policy that involves exhausted novice teachers trying to put right a long legacy of unruly pupil behaviour in an hour a week in an isolated classroom while SLT hide in their offices is ultimately a school *misbehaviour* policy.
@DoodyEleanor
@NinkyMama
@jopackaj
1. I think the school is making an illegal request and they could be about to land themselves in some legal hot water. 2. All children are obliged to be educated in the U.K. regardless of immigration status and that includes the option of a LA school place.
@r4tcatcher
@DGlaucomflecken
PhD in educational sociology but here we go:
1. Aspire to a middle class income.
2. Live in as affluent a suburb as you can afford.
3. Nurture friendships carefully.
4. Develop a lifelong book reading habit.
5. Interface with nature regularly.
Boss level life chance uplift.
@AGlasgowGirl
@JeffGazzard
We've got a briefing for male colleagues later in the week on 'achieving work life balance' with hints and tips - I think some have just realised what all the women have been having to do *forever*, usually whilst being told off for not going to more conferences etc.
@JJensehaugen
An honourable mention must go to the ERC reviewer who rejected me for an Early Career scheme that was trying to promote women because I hadn't moved abroad with my four children (including a disabled one) for a few temporary post-doc jobs en route to my first lectureship.
@oldenoughtosay
My husband is so generous with presents that I actually have to be careful what to ask for lest he enact it uncritically. However there was an infamous 2002 Valentine’s Day peppermint foot scrub incident that caused controversy. Nobody’s perfect.
@Phil_Baty
Isn’t it ironic that after a global pandemic when people needed to be entertained at home more than ever before, and spent endless hours desperately devouring culture to keep themselves sane, that we are still having the futile and circular STEM argument?
@LindaBariSax
@amatwyshyn
@EveForster
My best one was in 1992 when the boss said I couldn‘t have a pay rise because I was a mother and therefore only concentrated 50% on my work. I had one child, he was a married father of three.