WITHERED HILL COVER REVEAL!!!
Pre-orders for my
#folkhorror
novel are now open! Available from Canelo on September 26 in paperback and ebook. Fabulous cover design by Sarah Whittaker.
Pre-order links:
Can someone explain to me in simple terms why the government cannot turn to the energy companies and say, “Actually, no, you’re not raising fucking prices by this much. Let your shareholders take the hit until things level out?”
Scarborough Council has cancelled its NYE fireworks because there’s a walrus having a kip on the front, which is possibly the finest story to end 2022 we could ask for.
Julia Hartley-Brewer, Andrew Tate, Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson confirmed for new ITV series Hate Island, in which a group of celebs are dropped off on a remote island to spew bile -- the twist being there are no cameras and nobody goes back to pick them up.
I couldn’t disagree more with the idea that keeping books is a middle class thing. I hoard books because as a kid they were precious things, to be treasured (especially new books and not second hand!) and I probably never got out of that mindset.
Mainly looking at 70s and 80s kids here, but did you have an unreasonable but very real fear of quicksand as a child? If you’ve any great stories about that my DMs open. If you ever fell in quicksand, even better.
I wish all these people who yell at the likes of Brian Cox and Marcus Rashford to stay out of politics and stick to their day jobs had said the same to telly presenter Donald Trump and newspaper columnist Boris Johnson.
“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies — God damn it, you've got to be kind.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
For any writer or creative type worried that it’s not happened for them yet, take heart: my pro career started quite late.
First book deal aged 43
First writing for national press aged 45
First commercial fiction deal aged 46
First film deal aged 47
First comic published aged 48
@elonmusk
@ElGrecoSF
I'm not sure what time it is where you are, but do you think you should maybe step away from Twitter for a bit? Is there anyone with you that you can talk to? This doesn't feel like normal behaviour for a grown-up with your power and influence. Just concerned.
If you're wondering how much we like queuing, my nan once saw a queue in Wigan and got in it with no clue what it was for. Half an hour later she walked away with Emlyn Hughes's autograph on a piece of paper, having no idea who he was.
Amid all the kerfuffle about Roald Dahl, spare a thought for science fiction Grandmaster Jack Vance, whose 1969 novel had to be retitled to "The Wannek" (and all mentions of the titular alien race in four books) after the original title made British readers spit their tea out.
Going on holiday in Britain is not a “staycation”. Ask the people who’ve never been able to afford a foreign holiday but have quite enjoyed a week away at the seaside. It’s just a sodding holiday. Just because you can’t ponce about in Rimini doesn’t mean you’re not on your hols.
If you’re a writer and someone says to you “Oh, I’d write a novel if only I had the time...” don’t just roll your eyes and post snark on Twitter. Time to write is an under-acknowledged privilege that a lot of us take for granted.
Did your parents monitor/police your reading? And if so, at what age did it stop? I certainly didn’t get any input from when I started choosing/buying my own books, maybe age 10 or 11, and I can’t remember ever being told “not that” when I wanted a book from a shop or library.
It’s a very narrow demographic, but one of my favourites: those people who had this Lord of the Rings poster and later lost their shit when they realised the artist was the same Jimmy Cauty from the KLF.
Went to see Top Gun last night and among the many and varied thrilling and satisfying moments, I was particularly pleased to see both Maverick and Iceman using full stops in their text messages to each other.
Does anyone else thing of Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday as “even” days and Monday, Wednesday and Friday as “odd” days, and Sunday kind of out there on its own?
Stop worrying — or even thinking — about getting your novel published until you’ve finished your novel. This is my one and only piece of writing advice.
The only generational culture war that exists is between those who can’t look at the BT Tower without imagining a giant cat on top of it, and those who have no idea what that means.
Five years ago, I was unaware that people were drawing up plans to make me redundant after a 26-year career in local newspapers. Now my current list of employers includes the Guardian, Independent, BBC, DC Comics, and Orion Books. In other words, things can turn out OK.
Publishers should insist that for every celebrity who gets interviewed on prime-time TV because they've written a novel or children's book, a mid-list author from the same publisher gets a one-minute slot straight afterwards.
@elonmusk
@ElGrecoSF
Muting this now as I have work to do and can't spend the day in astonishment at men who leap to the defence of a billionaire who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. But have fun!
Look at these two little kids in 2009, aged six and four. All dressed up for Halloween, excited that their dad had promised them an early evening out at a spooky, fun event. They would not be smiling just a very short time later. 1/9
Not a bestselling author yet and no longer a bright, young thing? In todays
@ObserverUK
I’m writing about why the value of being an older writer is finally being recognised and celebrated
So maybe when someone says “I’d write a novel if only I had the time”, don’t sneer about there being so much more to it than that, about the elusive, magical, creative spark. Because time is probably the greatest thing in the writer’s toolbox, and shouldn’t be underestimated.
OK, here’s a mildly amusing story that might also lead comics Twitter to find someone for me so I can issue an apology some 37 years in coming. A thread. Obviously.
Writers, don’t fall into the trap of feeling bad because of all the news of big deals coming out of London Book Fair. It’s just that these people are better looking and more talented than you.
Anyone remember watching V, 40 years ago? When the initially-benign aliens came to Earth, they subtly turned the population against science and scientists. And everyone fell for it.
A few years ago I asked my local newsagent why he put the copies of New Musical Express slightly nearer to the till than the issues of The People’s Friend.
He told me, “Keep your Friends close, but your NMEs closer."
Got my
@PLR_UK
statement. 3,758 loans over the year. That’s 10 people borrowing my books from libraries every single day. Thank you to PLR, borrowers, and most of all to libraries. I love libraries and hate the systematic dismantling by underfunding of this invaluable resource.
Well, Mr
@richardosman
has achieved the unique immortality of having a Mega-City One tower block named after him in the forthcoming
@2000AD
prog 2280 (New CHOPPER story by me, art
@NickRoche
, colours John Charles, letters Simon Bowland). ON SALE MAY 4th
@PhilipPullman
* I didn't care how many people enjoyed it, fiction in the present tense was an ABDICATION OF NARRATIVE RESPONSIBILITY. I resented having to re-calibrate my entire attitude to time whenever I opened a novel in the present tense. Away with them!
According to Facebook Memories (which are a godsend, because I can’t remember what I had for my tea two days ago) it’s 10 years today since I first met
@neilhimself
for an interview for the Independent on Sunday.