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The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example… 1/5
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The End.
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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. Equal Rites #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
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Terry took Death’s arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night.
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AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
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… in the same time AND WOULD STILL HAVE WET FEET. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes β€˜Boots’ theory of socio-economic unfairness. #VimesBootsIndex @BootstrapCook #50YearsOfTerry 5/5
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Twelve years ago today #Knighted
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I took this photo of Terry as we walked to St. Martin’s 12thc church in Fifield Bavant. The image has subsequent been used everywhere & I am the only person alive who knows what Terry was muttering at me under his breath as I snapped away. Happy Birthday old friend and THANK YOU.
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Five years.... Mind how you go, Terry.
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πŸ€πŸ–€Β  #GoodOmens is returning for Season 2 on @PrimeVideo
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May the gods bless the Two Terries
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A very, very Happy Birthday to our Demon Crowley #DavidTennant
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Sir Terry Pratchett OBE 28 April 1948 - 12 March 2015
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You can’t start with a democracy. You have to work up through stuff like tyranny and monarchy first. That way people are so relieved when they get to democracy that they hang on to it. – Terry Pratchett, A Blink of the Screen
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But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots… 4/5
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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Terry would be beyond proud today. Thank you David & Michael.
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… He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of okay for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars… 2/5
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HO HO HO
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And so it begins #TheWatch
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Happy Birthday Good Omens
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Wishing you all a very happy #GoodOmens2 day πŸ–€πŸ€
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… Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. 3/5
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Such fantastic news! We’re re-recording all of the Discworld novels with an incredible cast #50YearsOfTerry
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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
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HO HO HO
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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There’s just one word for this first look at Season 2: Ineffable. #GoodOmens @PrimeVideo
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The year of the Condescending Carp is with us. Here’s to a happy, peaceful and creative one.
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Happy Hogswatch one and all. And - like Nanny Ogg - we hope yours is a large one.
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So. #GoodOmens is happening then.
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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Sometimes human beings are very much like bees. Bees are fiercely protective of their hive, provided you are outside it. Once you’re in, the workers sort of assume that it must have been cleared by management and take no notice…
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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On a million hillsides the girl ran, on a million bridges the girl chose, on a million paths the woman stood... All different, all one. All she could do for all of them was be herself, here and now, as hard as she could #InternationalWomensDay
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Three years and four hundred and eighteen years ago today #GoodOmens
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It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself.
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Every year I am asked why today. Well, I shall tell you a secret; the date came first and the lilac second. Terry asked me to find the one day in the year that would cause least offence and after much pondering & historical research I settled on May 25th; Paul Weller’s birthday.
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Master Crowley by Leonard da Vinci #GoodOmens
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I *think* you’ll know this narrator – reply with your guess. Tomorrow, we’ll announce all the narrators of A Stroke of the Pen. Who else do you think might be involved? You can pre-order the audiobook here:
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More than ever before, I cannot thank you enough for all the words and for letting me join you on the most incredible journey. I miss you every day #GNUTerryPratchett
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...ish.
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There was the noise of something he hadn’t realized he’d been hearing suddenly stopping, and the descending whine of a distant generator. The lights on the panels flickered, and most of them went out. 1/5
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and started writing letters to the newspapers about how people got overexcited about the least little thing these days. Once again, peace and love to all our friends across the world. Here's to new beginnings. #Elections2020 #GoodOmens 5/5
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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A very Happy New Year one and all. It’s time to bring on the badger...
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Two years ago today #GoodOmens
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Vimes carefully lifted the top of the bacon, lettuce & tomato sandwich & smiled inwardly. Good old Cheery. She knew what a Vimes BLT was all about. It was about having to lift up quite a lot of crispy bacon before you found the miserable skulking vegetables #InternationalBaconDay
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Thank you for all your kind messages yesterday, but to those of you telling me you’ve shelved the Shepherd’s Crown because you can’t bring yourself to read it I have just one thing to say; DON’T! That absolutely isn’t what Terry would have wanted! Read it and enjoy it. Please.
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We hereby declare that the Discworld year for 2019 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Incontrovertible Skunk
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Professor Sir Terence David John Pratchett OBE, born this day in 1948. β€˜I was a Taurean but slightly cuspal,’ Terry observed of his birth-date, β€˜which I believe is why I can never get trousers that fit me.’
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This one’s for you, Terry, it’s your story #ALifeWithFootnotes #HugoAwards
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With its raw, unflinching honesty, Scare is a landmark publication full of intimidation, manipulation, assassination, and hard-won wisdom about the eternal power of fear.
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What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected.Β Β Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor devils done to deserve that? #TerryPratchett
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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Because... There are no words...
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Everyday #GoodOmens2
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Missing you horribly today Terry.
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Three years #SpeakHisName
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A decade ago this very day #Nation was published. It’s often referred to as Terry’s masterpiece, something he would firmly deny, but it was most definitely his favourite novel and the one he had the most fun writing #SpeakHisName
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Happy Birthday Terry
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Discworld has found its home. #TerryPratchett
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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Fabricati Diem Pvnc
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Okay... tomorrow... there’s going to be some GOOD NEWS - really, really great news - but I have been instructed not to tell you ANYTHING. So I’m not. Nothing. Are we all in agreement here? I have told you nothing & you know nothing, except that tomorrow you will know something.
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My job as Executive Producer on #GoodOmens is primarily to remind the world the book had TWO FECKING AUTHORS @Variety .
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These are what they call here’ – he smiled – β€˜interesting times.’ β€˜I *hate* interesting times.’
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The Discworld year for 2020 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Condescending Carp!
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We’re delighted to announce that to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Discworld, Royal Mail have commissioned a special series of Discworld stamps from @PaulKidby Full details can be found here:
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Celebrate Geek Pride Day, Towel Day and the #glorious25thofMay
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Two years ago today #GoodOmens
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The Discworld year for 2021 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Beleaguered Badger!
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Seven years ago... and tonight we celebrate #GoodOmens . Wish you were here to see it, Terry #SpeakHisName
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β€œWell, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg.” #HappyEaster
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The world changes x
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Terry whomst, at a book signing, asked my name, and being a young egg, I told him, adding "for now" so he leaned in, asked what it *will* be, and signed my copy of Guards Guards ambiguously enough that it can be read either way. He was the first human to know of Tal
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The Library didn’t only contain magical books, the ones which are chained to their shelves and are very dangerous. It also contained perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think…
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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One lousy steamroller, ten unpublished novels and look at all the trouble I'm in...!
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[Except - sometimes - the people really do get it right. Peace and love to all our friends across the Atlantic and here’s to new beginnings]
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Halloween costume idea.
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Two years ago today #GoodOmens
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12 years ago today #SirDavid #SirTerry ⁦ @tcddublin ⁩
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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The Discworld year for 2022 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Lachrymating Leveret.
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'You are in favour of the common people?’ said Dragon mildly. β€˜The common people?’ said Vimes. β€˜They’re nothing special. They’re no different from the rich and powerful except they’ve got no money or power.Β Β But the law should be there to balance things up a bit.' #TerryPratchett
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…that they weren’t also dangerous, just because reading them didn’t make fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader’s brain. #WorldBookDay #50YearsOfTerry
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Hell Hound in training... ⁦ @chattering_nuns ⁩ ⁦ @GoodOmensPrime ⁩
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Ridcully : As a wizard, I must tell you that words have power. Vetinari : As a politician, I must tell you I already know.
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#AlanRickman without doubt the most perfect Lord Vetinari there never was.
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And... three years ago today #GoodOmens
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Three years ago today #GoodOmens
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