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level 5 new york ability: getting out of a Manhattan subway station and having the grid snap into place mentally level 18 new york ability: knowing if you need to rush down the subway steps or not based off the direction of the air current

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@demiurgently how many of us

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the 🫡 emoji literally unlocked new modalities for male-to-male communication

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total musclememorycel victory you think a guy who runs `ssh 192.x.x.x` hundreds of times a day isn’t going to feel it in his bones when it’s juuuuust a tad slow? software engineers are athletes

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Plans to literally "hack the planet" foiled due to 500ms of latency that Andres instinctually investigated. The latency was due how the malicious code parsed symbol tables in memory.

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@cosmos_raj raj both of these orders sound delicious

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8 months

holy shit lmao

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I was booked on United Flight 93 on 9/11, 2001, flying nonstop from Newark NJ to San Francisco CA. Around midnight the night before, a coworker called me urging me to change my flight to fly into San Jose instead. This meant I had to give up my 1st class seat and move to a flight…

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talked to a college senior trying to find new grad swe positions and it really does feel like i made it out of saigon on the last chopper careerwise

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@dickcheneyavi

2 months

every man secretly believes that, given the correct circumstances, they could move to China and live like this

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@dickcheneyavi

3 months

communists: “yeah centrally planning the market can’t be that hard” the market:

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EGG DAY. I will eat 30 eggs today or die trying.

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@dickcheneyavi

8 months

if ur ever hanging out with white boys at a wedding and lost for conversation topics, may i suggest…credit card rewards programs

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@dickcheneyavi

4 months

“autistic guy whose special interest is warfighting” is one of america’s secret weapons. up there with “autistic guy whose special interest is debt financing” and, although less secret, “autistic guy whose special interest is business software”

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@dickcheneyavi

1 month

🚨GO LONG US EQUITIES RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

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8 months

the Times was so valid for this

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1 year

i am america. i am smashing a large dunks iced in the morning. i am an f-22 raptor. i am the revitalized brewpub downtown with fucking edison lights and a $17 burger (fries are extra). i am a datacenter in northern virginia. i am on hold with insurance for 5 hours a week. i am

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that bike ride through NYC when it’s sunny and 68° and light out at 6 for the first time in half a year will fix you

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@dickcheneyavi

5 months

now that the openAI dust is starting to settle, i just have one question where the fuck was AI czar Kamala Harris during all of this

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9 months

asking my CEO at all-hands what the company’s room temperature superconductor strategy is

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2 months

i always get sad when i think about the memetic tech stuck behind the great firewall. imagine what could be if east met west

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the Chinese working class is on the cutting edge of hanging out

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2 months

More eng teams need to embrace the “reverse personality hire”. Someone so autistic it inspires the neurotypicals to get their shit together and step it up

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4 months

@doulbedoink Sovereign citizens

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1 month

one underdiscussed dune 2 moment was at the beginning when those harkonnen map control center guys were all just chanting in unison while they looked at the map. Never figured out what was going on there but it was cool as hell

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@dickcheneyavi

1 year

Looking at the chess screen and this dude is down 4 points of material, my brother in Christ, you are protecting the wrong queen

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1 year

If you can’t afford flying first class with a girl then don’t go on holiday with her Flying economy with your girl is g @y We both know once she passes next to the first class aisle she’s going to be eyeballing any male she finds there wishing she was with him Get back to work

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10 months

90s tech must have been wild, one of my old eng directors told me Morgan Stanley’s first question was “vim or emacs?” and then put you through separate interview loops depending on your answer

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5 months

one thing that is amazing is roasting your girlfriend exactly the right amount

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@dickcheneyavi

1 year

i’ll save you the time: not a single one of these has multiple monitors

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14 aesthetic desk setups (for deep work): 1. Jeff Sheldon ( @ugmonk )

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7 months

I cant believe we’re going to be using a suboptimal tool for the job until 2056 because some EU bureaucrat got confused and packed the wrong cable for their month-long August vacation

Punit Singh

@punitsingh176

7 months

This is funny, lol. A user on reddit tried charging his iPhone 15 Pro with an Anker Power Bank. Instead of getting charged, the phone started giving charge to the power bank. This is due to apple's power sharing system, the device which has less battery will get charged.

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> Other tricks to infer cognitive state involved quickly flashing visuals or sounds to a user in ways they may not perceive, and then measuring their reaction to it. holy shit lol

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@sterlingcrispin

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I spent 10% of my life contributing to the development of the #VisionPro while I worked at Apple as a Neurotechnology Prototyping Researcher in the Technology Development Group. It’s the longest I’ve ever worked on a single effort. I’m proud and relieved that it’s finally…

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if you see these on the CTO i can’t tell you how the startup will do but it will do it with outstanding uptime and low latency

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If you see these on the CEO, the startup is going to the moon.

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@dickcheneyavi

10 months

the CIA spooks in charge of psyops in Russia have got to be somewhere just cracking up right now. Like literally wheezing

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@dickcheneyavi

6 months

They’re doing the meme lmao

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@Suhail

6 months

I think we will ultimately regret that we did this to ourselves.

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11 months

@Nexuist there’a a silent “and recieve significant social prestige for it” in that statement lmao

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@dickcheneyavi

7 months

@skooookum is this a separate couple from the other story you had with an ending similar to this one

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@dickcheneyavi

1 year

Oh, and drop the “P”. Just “Aella”. It’s cleaner

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3 months

@animalologist I’m going to be honest that “traveling at a constant rate” in the first sentence made this take way longer than it should have

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@dickcheneyavi

2 months

this is golden when you need to distinguish between two trains running on the same line

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@dickcheneyavi level 32: knowing which direction the train that just arrived came from, based on the demographics of the people walking past you

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average plans on a half decent late winter saturday

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🪑 Chair

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we're posting our favorite @tszzl classics

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@dickcheneyavi

2 months

I got hired at my first SWE job more or less by accident, the hiring manager took a chance on me because I was also an Eagles fan. I got good at it and worked my way up but it took me a while. Hard to imagine that career path working out nowadays

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@dickcheneyavi

5 months

@growing_daniel must have found the alt lol

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@dickcheneyavi

6 months

i need to work in the AWS panopticon

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6 months

New Amazon office in 🇳🇱 is an old prison 😂🤩

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1 year

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11 months

Time for your daily reminders: - the gdpr is a tariff on american tech companies - tech companies are mispricing the regulatory risk of operating in europe - if left unaddressed, this will continue and intensify

AFP News Agency

@AFP

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#BREAKING Meta hit with record 1.2-billion-euro fine over EU data rules

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2 months

@art_pleb eh i think that is like 12-14

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6 months

the deep lore speaks of a secret third thing

BeanForecaster

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6 months

When a college educated man of coastal elite gentry enters his mid twenties, he must make a decision as to which coat he will enrobe in during the fall and winter months for the rest of his years.

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i love summer

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Anjana Rajan

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Today, @ONCD takes an engineering-forward approach to policymaking with our new technical report, “Back to the Building Blocks.” We’re joined by titans of industry, academia, & civil society to implement the ambitious goals set forth in this report.

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2 months

@orb_net doesn’t hit the same. You can’t see the stoicism on that little guy’s face

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4 months

“autistic guy whose special interest is trains” did NOT make the list unfortunately. I’m sorry i’m sorry i see a lot of disappointed faces out there

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the masculine urge to

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4 months

all male friendships gravitate to this ur-forms eventually, the mystic and the hunter

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4 months

you’re at a massive disadvantage as a male if you don’t have at least one friendship like this

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Anyways, if you are hiring new grad swes and want to snag a referral bonus DM me

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time 2 become the most annoying person ever

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1 year

Being on bumble as a guy:

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6 months

autism be damned, that boy can optimize a db query

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2 months

@ImPaulGale this is like 12-14 i think

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5 months

between the two of us i think we’ve managed to piss on every tree on the block

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2 months

“Oh yeah well could an autonomous software engineering agent do THIS?” *burns out*

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@dickcheneyavi

1 year

this is the single best way to spend 3 billion dollars. go back to your apparat, commie

Howard Beckett

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1 year

Billionaires, Musk in particular, spaffed £3,000,000,000 on this rocket. It blew up within 240 seconds. If this doesn’t convince you that we must tax the billionaire class, nothing will.

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1 year

his and hers

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1 year

read Superintelligence because AI is having a little bit of a moment right now. Takeaways: - i wasn’t really clued into the AI scene in 2014 when this was published, so i can’t easily say what might have been speculative on his part. But he seems to have accurately 1/?

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@dickcheneyavi

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Texas gyms ruined me I was briefly a member of one that had a private lake + standup paddleboard yoga classes Now i’m back in New York and work out in a shoebox with no deadlift platform

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Equinox + WeWork + spa + bar + dining + salon + coworking + childcare (free for 2.5 hours) in a 170k sf place in Houston for $250/mo. There is one in Walnut Creek but it’s half this size.

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holy shit he might actually do it

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@dickcheneyavi

1 year

re: powell (h/t @osamabishounen )

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1 year

My manager offered me a promotion the other day. He was shocked when i told him i was turning it down and wanted to be put on a PIP instead. What he didn’t understand is that someone like me just wants to grind harder instead of moving up the ladder. I’m just built different

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@dickcheneyavi

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you are going to hate yourself 5 years from now

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working on microservices at a start up is so much fun. you get to work on multiple services and when you’re building an api for another service, you know exactly what you need bc you’re the one building and consuming it lool

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@levelsio idk man having a money drawer seems pretty sick

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@skooookum he needs to get his ass in the paint

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1 year

when kamala solves alignment just remember i told you so

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@PFF_Sam Teams think it’s tough to defend now wait until the first time hurts takes the snap and throws a jump ball to Smith

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@dickcheneyavi

1 year

people forget that this meme tore apart a 50,000 person strong facebook group 2016 was a strange time

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1 year

Remember when everyone went temporarily insane and thought that this was funny?

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2 years

reply and i shall legibilize you

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@dickcheneyavi

2 years

New political compass just dropped, one axis is this and the other is shape rotator/wordcel

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My dealer: got some straight heat 🔥new strain “The Death of Montezuma II” 😳 you'll be absolutely blasted Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: This emissary of Quetzalcoatl lies. My buddy Tlilpotonqui pacing: The emperor does nothing while we suffer.

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The least horny thing a mid 20s man in New York can do is move to SF

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drugs are no longer enough for getting the full spectrum of human experiences. I need to get cancelled by kpop stans.

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girl: “honey how are you so good at prompt engineering GPT?” tech bro who’s spent years gaslighting her: “lmao don’t worry about it babe”

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re: powell (h/t @osamabishounen )

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1 year

“21e8 shitcoin pump” “Eliezer milady alt” “date me doc marketplace” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

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1 year

this is insane though, our brains literally have `random.choice` imported

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1 year

Replication time 2 Imagine a circle, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 75% red and 25% yellow, like a yellow pie slice. You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops. Where did it land?

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2 years

@CXGonzalez seems like u should just lie about one of these things to get to all 3 being true

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@bookdepth

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2 years

@mikestevlic @spectatorindex we could just hit it again

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@skooookum the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards being fucking hilarious

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@dickcheneyavi

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goth speedrunning the powerful, strong employed, has assets, education, future, and a legitimate network challenge

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@goth600 @Liff_82 You’re hired!

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and they’re all correct

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@Nexuist @Andr3jH @DUALIPA andi, i really appreciate you letting me borrow the custom Albanian-painted Tesla while you were out of town at the charity gala. Will have to make it up to you when you get back - i can bring over some blanton’s to your midtown penthouse

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this meeting could have been an API call

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