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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

5 months

Me (corp finance in tech) whenever I read a 10-Q for an industrials company

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

When a college educated man of coastal elite gentry enters his mid twenties, he must make a decision as to which coat he will enrobe in during the fall and winter months for the rest of his years.

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@avery_richman Idk man where they management team at

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@CorpFinScum Ahh yes, IBM, widely renowned in finance circles for their options trading team.

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@RegionalUSFood These things probably go so hard when you have an FDR polio level hangover

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1 year

@thechosenberg No nose beers???

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

Are you guys jealous of my battle station? I am now able to create shareholder value from almost anywhere on Earth.

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6 months

@ohheyimnewhere I just tweet for the love of the game brother

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8 months

@credenzaclear2 These two

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@BeanForecaster

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@moultano Does this one count as well?

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@BeanForecaster

6 months

@skooookum

BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

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@NotTimotheee Bedale

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@BeanForecaster

1 year

@the_P_God Ticking and tying, rolling forward work papers, confirming bank balances. “I’m protecting the capital markets”

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@BeanForecaster

2 years

“Baked in” “Apples to oranges” “Piece of the pie” Everyone in corporate finance secretly wants to quit their job and become a little bakery owner

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@BeanForecaster

7 months

Senior year of HS I visit a buddy in his 1st year at a big city college that I was applying to. He brought me to a popular underage bar and snuck me in. Two hours or so go by and I am having the time of my life. Well drinks, beer pong, talking to floozies. 1/2

Foxford Comics

@FoxfordComics

7 months

Just found out old timey bars used to have a urinal trough and you could just whip it out and pee while you drink. The world used to be great before women ruined it

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@BeanForecaster

4 months

@mis_aligned Need my girl’s heart to be as cold as the Rockies

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@BeanForecaster

7 months

My buddy is black out, doesn’t want to wait in giant line for the bathroom. He finds a high top bar table in a corner and pees under it. He ends up peeing on a radiator and the urine steams up. Bar is filled with aerosolized urine. He gets thrown out so fast. Traumatizing. 2/2

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@coldhealing No ones gonna mention the horror movie prop department going on in the background?

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@BeanForecaster

6 months

@dominicdeecoco Forgot to pay vendors? My company calls it “strategic working capital management”

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@coldhealing Color blocking was a nice touch (green on left, grey on right)

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@the_P_God Debit: drink inventory Credit: cash No change to owners equity.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

My friends and family at 2pm on a work day: “hey are you still working?”

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

11 months

@the_P_God I want to work at the Goldman Sachs no cap bussin fr fr

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@snowmanllc Banker’s jobs are safe until someone builds the adjusted ebitda calculator

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@boobbergLP 4:50 - leaving to beat a bad rush hour in order to eat dinner with spouse/family and perhaps even log some solid hours of shareholder value creation after dinner 5:01 - mouth breathing clock watching NPC with 0 aspiration of upwards career mobility

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

8 months

@bankingslut I’m natty (never taken adderall to increase academic performance, only to party)

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@joshjob42 Whomst UCLA econ adjunct prof is driving this

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@JPMorinChase Perfect place to put a runway and alleviate some of the pressure on LGA and JFK

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

7 months

Hasbro execs when a man-child buys a bunch of plastic firearms as props for his incoherent anti-capitalist vignettes.

James Rehwald

@JamesRehwald

7 months

When you vote the fascism & imperialism away

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@BeanForecaster

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@coldhealing

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@BeanForecaster

5 months

Trying a new pre-workout

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@BeanForecaster

1 year

@DiscountCapital This is like a Norm Macdonald joke

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

4 months

New long term career goal just dropped

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@laserboat999

5 months

I asked my dad’s buddy why he’s so well read and laid back and just chilling all day he told me the SEC banned him from ever working for a publicly traded company again

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@BeanForecaster

8 months

Boozed 7 of the last 8 nights. Permission to watch an episode of the wire and go to sleep at 8pm?

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

7 months

$100k in a money market account yielding 5% or ~4% after taxes means you can use interest income to entirely fund ten $1 bud light drafts at Coogans every day of the year

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

4 months

@Sunni_Labeouf American dachas are an all you can eat all you can drink bacchanal on a floating city. Russian dachas are a shed in the woods with no running water.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

4 months

My parents would have let me study anything I wanted and I chose fucking accounting what the fuck was wrong with me why did I never have dreams

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

8 months

Practice test 1: 700 Practice test 2: 650 Practice test 3: 710 Practice test 4: 710 Practice test 5: 720 Real thing: 710 Glad this GMAT thing is behind me.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@coldhealing I am begging people who are trying to form a reading habit to just read stuff that sounds fun. Reading is a consumption hobby that we as society have agreed is valuable (it is). No one ever goes “I am going to watch more TV but only history documentaries.”

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

Purchased using a combination of debt and equity.

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@BeanForecaster

11 months

@duckbldg This is a Mike and Ike

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

7 months

When I was growing up, my dad had a friend that was just perma-unemployed. He would just bum around, smoke weed, hang out. Nothing wrong with him just didn’t like working. There’s always been people who opt out of the 9-5. Now they have a platform to reach millions of people.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

7 months

@bschoolboogaloo Thee analyste doth REFed out thee abacus.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

Annual compliance training has a time minimum

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@BeanForecaster

4 months

@EddyElfenbein @PythiaR They don’t just make croutons, they also make salad dressing

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@0xPetra @TylerAlterman Did we watch the same Arrival? Aliens literally come to help expand our understanding of time so we can help them later on in the future. Clearly an “aliens help us movie.”

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

8 months

@sam_d_1995 @nw3 @coldhealing Kind of disingenuous to say this. From accenture’s site there are way more industries she doesn’t cover. Plus she’s a manager = her work is just as much about project managing the engagement and interacting with clients as it is actual deliverables.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

7 months

@nerdcircus_ In my experience adderall prevents me from blacking out while drinking. Never really helped me from a work/study standpoint.

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@BeanForecaster

6 months

@netcapgirl Its the panopticon

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@BeanForecaster

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@RegimeCPA Someone’s got to carry the boats

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@SpookyScaryCPA The reward for an extra $30k and year of schooling to be CPA compliant + exam:

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@BeanForecaster

8 months

@Sourboysam @RegionalUSFood Now we’re cooking with gas

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

7 months

You actually can’t call it IRR unless its from the Hurdlé region of France

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

@dominicdeecoco Maple syrup farmer? MAID administrator? Town apologizer? Poutine chef?

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@BeanForecaster

11 months

@itsmarkmoran

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

7 months

The bar with the skatepark in it is called Trh Bar and it is sick as fuck

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7 months

Seeing someone in the stage of their life where they don’t realize they need to get sober yet is wild

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

I live 2000 miles away from friends and family. It is rare but there are days where I feel alone in this world. I am very thankful to all of you on X / fintwit for engaging with my dumb little musings and jokes. You all make this world feel a little less lonely on those days.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

First MBA application submitted now we wait

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

What I say: I am coming home for the Holidays What my parents hear: In the second half of Q4, I will have 40 hours of capacity a week to do free manual labor for you.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

There’s gotta be one dumbass retail investor on Robinhood that heard chipmakers were the next big thing and bought a bunch of calls on PepsiCo - Frito Lay

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

Feels like everyone’s end game in their financial career is asset allocator (hf, pe, am, etc). Am I a dweeb for wanting to work in corporate finance for the rest of my life?

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

4 months

Me circling back rn

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@BeanForecaster

7 months

@matt_slotnick AI enabled CaaS (cookies as a service)

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

5 months

@dominicdeecoco Not many people know this but EY isn’t an initialism. It’s an abbreviation for “eyyyy im stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick im a freak man fr”

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

4 months

Once a month I buy a package of ground beef to use for bolognese / stir fries / taco bowls and it mostly ends up getting made into cheeseburgers

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

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Nickypoo

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6 months

What your dream 3 car garage? I'll go first... Ford Raptor Gen 2+ McLaren 600LT AC Cobra

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

8 months

Not good how checked out of work I am. How do I reignite the passion to create shareholder value.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@midtown_rob Get a hold of this guy enjoying some of the finest things humanity has created (exercise, civilization, booze)

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

11 months

It’s crazy people log on to this site and broadcast to the world that they are massive squares.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

5 months

Why do you as a man want for your wife’s career anything other than a small business that loses 10k per month.

saila

@sailaunderscore

5 months

No heterosexual man has ever said "Yeah I'm into her, but her career isn't going well -- I'm not sure it'll work out between us." Ever. In all of written history, never has a heterosexual man wished a woman had a more developed 'career'. You're imposing this on yourself.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

8 months

@fin_twit_nitwit Perfectly hedged

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

9 months

I am in the arena. I am trying stuff. ⓘ This user does not understand GAAP fair value accounting principles.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

New profile pic. Please take a moment to cherish all the corporate finance professionals in your life during this season (planning).

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@rvc330 We’re just a couple a hydrocarbon men in from Dallas, and well, we’re itching like a hound to give you a-something you want.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@bigdumb_baby Did they use LIFO or FIFO

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@the_P_God @middlemarketllc I have tried across several U.S. municipalities to no avail.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

“I work in tech PE” bro you are a sales rep at a Thoma Bravo portco who isn’t meeting his quarterly quota🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@NickTagliaferro Canada has 6 CMAs with over a million people vs US with 55 MSAs over a million people

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

Do one more rep than you did last night. Run a little farther than you did last time. Nest one more IF() statement than you did the day before.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

Barbie mfer not real oppenheimer ice cream so good gang gang jonah hill

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@bschoolboogaloo GmbH***

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@JPMorinChase • Wake up • Strava + microdose • Intermitent fast • Think of a non-issue then go on bird app, ask “who is building this” • Lunchtime, IRR sandwiches • write a $1M check of Nebraska Teachers and Firefighters Pension money to a pre-revenue CPG co pretending to be “tech”

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@RegimeCPA Closest sushi restaurant is 45 min away? Going to be a tough sell to the fiancée but she’ll understand once she realizes we can achieve FIRE in Lansford

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

5 months

@BustedAuction @Harvard When was the last time Harvard won an SEC championship? That’s right, never.

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@BeanForecaster

5 months

Guy who cooks with snake oil because he’s avoiding seed oils

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

*italian america accent* “Pro-forma? Yea my uncles was a pro-forma. In the circus. Did flips and played with lions and shit.”

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

11 months

@burntconsultant So an ERP implementation

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

7 months

@thechosenberg Literally the top comment come on

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

@tropicalcamatte So you are trying to tell me the guy who wrote a bedtime story about some explorers smoking pot with George Washington is just having a little laugh? He’s doing a bit? Be for real.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

10 months

If I owned enough shit to need a storage locker and found out the sweaty storage tomato guy owned the storage facility my shit was in I would simply burn all of my shit in a giant pile but that’s just because I am a giant hater.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

4 months

Logging off a little early to make grilled cheeses

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

11 months

@RampCapitalLLC The Great Rizzcession.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

8 months

@HESaBSG What is interesting about this is that all social strata engage in this in some capacity. E.g. Nantucket, cape cod, ocean city, myrtle beach. All some variant of plain crewneck/hoodie screen-printed with white place name.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

4 months

Fellow excel monkeys: is upgrading to a standing desk the only way to solve shareholder value creation induced hip flexor tightness

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

1 year

@dominicdeecoco “No dude $14 per bud light is a totally reasonable price to pay in a city that shuts down at 1:30” “I know there are no options for late night eats but we can eat some leftover clam strips I have in my fridge” “What do you mean menthols are illegal?” -bostonians

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

6 months

I am a visionary artiste; Powerpoint is my canvas where I create picturesque scenes of robust margin accretion and inspiring revenue growth.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

4 months

If you are in a non revenue role all you need to do to ensure job security is just pick 1 recurring thankless task and do it without fail every time without complaining.

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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

5 months

Who rescued who 💞