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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

1 year

Just went on the r/financialcareers subreddit to ask how I can get into actual banking. The responses said I couldn't land a front office role at JoS. A. Bank. Down real bad

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Your fiat currency is backed by nothing The nothing:

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@fin_twit_nitwit

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So glad these smart beautiful women are out there enforcing securities laws and regulations 🇺🇸

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The SEC is built different

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8 months

@EndWokeness I saw this map in school multiple times...

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My firm spends more on my Bloomberg terminal than my total comp

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1 year

@BillRupp8 @TomboStocks USD or nothing baby! Dollar denominations bc dollars dominate!

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

I'm embarrassed that this is my most liked tweet

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@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@sealclubber1980 Apache coin

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@Tech_Mo_ Can a man make a simple meme I don't have a convenient video of an Apache to quote tweet

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@fin_twit_nitwit

5 months

@HeyyHolls No I want them to win

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

6 months

he has over 500+ connections on LinkedIn

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

2 months

Let's play a game: NYC apartment or European prison cell

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 month

Real menaces date menaces

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

3 months

Bro doesn't hide the ribbon 🫵😂

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3 months

Boy math

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

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4 months

Counterpoint: Las Vegas, Nevada (2024)

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This is what great American cities looked like a century ago (thread): 1. Buffalo, New York (1908)

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

11 months

I heard of an intern whom during a luncheon Q&A asked the CFO to explain why earnings and the stock price were down and what was he doing about it Some kids are allergic to return offers

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

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@itmightbepierre Hell yeah

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@fin_twit_nitwit

8 months

@Everything4Fin @EndWokeness Homie was sleeping during class and now blames the wokes for his subordinate status

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7 months

Is the revenue growth organic?

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@fin_twit_nitwit

8 months

A second shot of espresso has hit the colon

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

3 months

@nycethancheese And?

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

You're doing MDMA with models, I'm reading the MD&A section of the 10k and and working on the model. We are not the same

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

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@Tr00peRR Forgets to mention that Japanese hate immigrants and choose not to have sex bc of conservative social norms

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@fin_twit_nitwit

5 months

Ay yo they got the tunnels undah the synagahgue and I hear they're making bagels down there Bada bing

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

adogarza

@adogarza2002

1 year

@Lucas_Gage_ This group together with Vanguard, practically owns the world, between those two corporations strategically control between 13-16% stocks of the majority of companies on earth, enabling them to control the board of directors and push their agendas throughout the world.

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@unclepen2090 @taylor_d_duran & It's making us stronger and our enemies weaker🇺🇸

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

8 months

Boy math is drinking caffeine with your alcohol so that you balance your uppers and downers GAAP based bafoonary

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

2 months

Telling a finance major they're back office vs telling an accounting major

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@cumweiser

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telling a pothead they have an addiction vs telling an alcoholic they have an addiction

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

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Real Estate and Insurance are massive industries and growing rapidly in Texas

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People in Texas really love bragging about their low GPAs on their sports cars

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

10 months

Updating my resume feels like writing a dissertation on a topic I hate (myself)

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Fintwit is a lot of: 1) Spoiled brats in college pretending to work in finance & 2) Late 20s/30s men in finance pretending to act like spoiled brats in college

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

5 months

The masculine urge to quit my job and work in construction

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

8 months

POV you're about to hear an awful take from a "fintwit" account

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

6 months

They really do pass everyone (SIE)

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

If anyone out there is feeling depressed, bad, or feeling sick or anything… I just want you to know that I am not feeling any of those

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

"Why should we hire you?" Me I got that dog in me "How so?" Me My girl heard me bark in my sleep, she said it sounded like "REF, REF". I was fixing the model in my dreams.

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

9 months

We need a slur for people who sell life insurance

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

You work for KPMG? That explains why you Kan't even Pipe Mid Girls

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Business idea: There's tons of high margin, labor intensive small cos doing things like plumbing, landscaping, subcontracting, etc. What if a IB/PE alum, with no labor experience, bought these types of businesses and rolled them up? Seems like an easy opportunity

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@GUHfacekillah Crypto bros are fucked

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

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"It must be nice working in Backoffice and getting off at 5pm" Me working through my lunch break getting off past 7 making less than I did as a server

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Deep in the tranches fighting for a better job @wallstreetprep

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

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@thechosenberg Hopium for the men on Twitter (me)

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@fin_twit_nitwit

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@privatebankass The swedes literally gave us zyns

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@kai_dogecoin @BillRupp8 @TomboStocks Y'all ate too literal USD wins bc our economy is reliably great and our government is strong

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Like & subscribe to my non-existent newsletter for more half baked insights

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@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@DannydevitosA A Ford raptor shouldn't get to cheat fuel economy standards bc its a "utility vehicle"

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@fin_twit_nitwit

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@HighyieldHarry Hear me out: private equity, but companies are public

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@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

"I was a little bit of a cocky kid" -Bill Ackman

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Guys, I have a confession I work back office, I'm a first year, and I live with my parents in the burbs bc my job doesn't pay well I've been LARPing as someone else this entire time and I'm sorry This tweet is brought to you by Macallan single malt

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Meet the ‘elite’ incels who couldn't breed if mankind depended on it

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@fin_twit_nitwit

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VLOOKUP, you don't really see that anymore

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@Aqloe5 Wait, are you saying that people invest in diversified portfolios made of both debt... and equity?

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@dieworkwear You can actually find decent examples of formal wear for hot weather in the Philippines and Caribbean See attached

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Male testosterone levels are going down, estrogen is higher, people on average are getting slightly taller, a whole lot fatter. If I didn't know any better, I'd say I got lotion on my dick. I'm over here strokin my shit rn. I'm a freak fr

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

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@Lib_Development @beatmastermatt Basically the same except instead of putting up financial collateral as a condition of release it's the threat of state violence (jail time) if you don't show up to your trial. If you're a flight/public risk then you don't get bail. Same but cash isn't a factor

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

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Just like everyone, I was horrified to learn the submersible imploded, killing all passengers inside. Working in finance & tech put me under similar amounts of pressure. Here's some of what I learned. A🧵

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

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@lilydsmith It was more of a passion

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@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@BrianMechanick My microecon professor couldn't understand this

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1 year

@DannydevitosA Billionaires used to build schools, housing, and parks. Now they whine at politicians and call themselves philosophers

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

11 months

@bankingkangaroo It was the CFO and everyday he's cold calling Jerome asking to lower interest rates

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5 months

@the_P_God You should call her

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@juliuscaeser420 Yeah I disagree. Special forces need helicopters for a lot of their missions It's like tanks, they're extreamly effective if used correctly

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

10 months

"It's time to update your resume Barry"

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

5 months

Happy New Year everyone! I'm posting upper body on the TL hoping the social pressure will get me to put on 10lbs by May 1st. I've always been a little guy (5'8" 160lbs currently) and now I have a 24/7 gym plus I'm getting back on Creatine for a couple months. I went through a

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Imagine working almost 90 hours a week while your CEO is DJing lollapalooza

dalibali

@dalibali2

1 year

If ur working 82 hrs a week at Baird, u should reconsider life choices.

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

6 months

You can't get me that easily

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

9 months

There's something to be said about settling down with someone tall and athletic so your kids can go D1. I will not do this bc I want a short brunette with wide hips and I'll gladly throw my future kids under the bus for that.

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@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

To get @the_P_God back, the Twitter gods demanded a sacrifice

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@fin_twit_nitwit

3 months

@HESaBSG I also work in operations

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@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

You're in equity research? That explains why you're OVERWEIGHT!

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@fin_twit_nitwit

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They don't know I have a Bloomberg terminal

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@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

Bankruptcy will roll up your equity and smoke it like A$AP Rocky in his prime Beware of credit risk kids

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3 months

Should I consume 40 pieces of sushi after the gym

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10 months

Bro, they're auditing your ass in the Big-4 chat

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@fin_twit_nitwit

6 months

In Sweden rn. Don't bother me

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5 months

I'm almost 25 and I look like I'm 19 I used to eat 3,500+ calories a day When I'm running my skin is more clear I have beautiful hair Running gave me a better work ethic and managed my depression for years Xc and track were incredible

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I’m not sure I’ll let my kids run cross country. In my uneducated opinion: Competitive long distance running is not good for a human. Cycling is the same. These folks look 10-20 yr older than they are. Many have eating disorders and it is terribly sad - especially prevalent

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

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11 months

@otiscap "you got some balls there, we need more of that in this firm"

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

I don't know who needs to hear this, but when they say you should spend 2 months income on an engagement ring, 50k is the BARE minimum

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@mmalmeida Exactly

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4 months

How do single men go shopping? I'm wandering around aimlessly and I have no idea what I even like

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@fin_twit_nitwit

7 months

@thechosenberg Call me old fashioned but where I'm from that guy would have some very angry men outside his door the following night.

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

8 months

@hayxtt @nvojacek5 You should think before you tweet

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@fin_twit_nitwit

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@RegimeCPA "how do I use this esoteric crm software thats only sold to businesses?" "Young people don't know how to work"

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

1 year

@ShitpostGate Be American ninja

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@YokaiRiderVT I love how they went and added the red white and blue stripes just to further cement these are the American Power rangers not to be confused with the AMERICAN NINJA who showed up in some sentai

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

9 months

With Ozempic on the market, fat shaming is just poverty shaming now

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7 months

@SenTomCotton Unconstitutional

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@fin_twit_nitwit

3 months

Spent 30 min on a formula that crashed excel

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Has Private Equity tried bankrupting companies with a mix of debt and equity?

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

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1 year

The CEO just called our bank both MID and CAP

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@thechosenberg This ain't herpes, this dude got syphilis

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@burntconsultant He's in operations

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The Texas Hogsucker

animals going goblin mode

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the northern hogsucker

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@whoreby_parker

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9 months

@Wagnersfamily Now show their air force

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@fin_twit_nitwit

8 months

@Lib_Development @beatmastermatt Lotta misinformation on this but I have yet to hear a good argument on why someone's ability to post bail should determine if they walk

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

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@Lib_Development @GravitysRa1nbow What are his anti inflation plans? I'm getting serious "dissolve the legislature" vibes off this guy

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

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Guys, tonight my wife just gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. After the greatest moment of my life, I found myself waiting a suspiciously long time for the nurse to return with my child When I finally asked for help, they said "He's with Blackrock now" BLACKROCK OWNS MY BABY!

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Backoffice Barry (Differently Built)

@fin_twit_nitwit

8 months

Every time climate protesters block a bank entrance, a clean energy project loses it's funding

Insider Paper

@TheInsiderPaper

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NEW 🚨 Chaos at Bank of America Tower in New York City as hundreds of climate activists have shut down the entrances of the building

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