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surprisingly good results from my samsung s23

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one time i went on a first date with a friend-of-friend and she had done her makeup fancier than usual and I remember thinking "what's that about. did she just come from doing something cool"

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That girl ten years ago that told me she was flirting with me was flirting with me

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@paleonormie I empathize strongly with food service and delivery workers, therefore I overtip, therefore everything is too expensive, therefore i never eat out or order food

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@dieworkwear i resent that you persuaded me to look at this many pictures of the Frown Brothers

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haven't filled the $180k discord manager position yet

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@neldonax76404 it's not helping the moon's overall reputation as a thing that is real. buzz aldrin gonna have to crack a few more skulls

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i think a raggedly incomplete painting as a comment on the artist's impending death is emotionally compelling, even if it isn't, like, totally brilliant or insightful

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saw my unrequited junior high crush at a wedding last night. she described a time she was in my bedroom and saw a bunch of wadded up tissues by my bed and got the ick. what's driving me crazy is i have no memory of her ever being at my house and idk why i wouldn't have cleaned up

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@anonabelian @powerbottomdad1 America has nothing that can match the thrill of not being in Kazakhstan anymore

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@mechanical_monk it means "you've arrived in the virtual treehouse of our intimacy, nice to see you here"

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i can't believe this didn't work

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@varunramg lmao love that casual "I know people assumed that it was going to be better because it's Apple and because it costs $3000 more"

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@nosilverv i mean bill clinton married her and he was a rizz king there's obviously something there

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@___frye but he packed so much life into those 37 years

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@focusfronting breakdancing bitcoin guy is not looking so bad now

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@nomanautomata oh they mean that kind of karma

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tip, if you write back "I do not understand what information you are seeking, could you ask in more direct terms?" journalists can't say that you didn't respond

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rolling stone just emailed me to ask if I’m a nazi because I tweeted “art should be beautiful”

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@lulumeservey Great work! Who were the local regulators who said yes to this, btw?

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everybody remember to check your privacy settings before you open the linkedin profile of the guy who tried to murder aella

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@catsmeatsman yeah this is the kind of guy it seemed like he would be

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@deepfates maybe it's because you specified an infinitesimal point value for your height. try changing it to [6'0", 6'0.001"]

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@ellegist he almost called it teddy bear meridian but the editor thought readers deserved a heads up

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@queasy_f_bby Grimes came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge

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@vassilyk you're just a chair for lettuce

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be like me. fail hard at something totally unrelated and then work really hard so you can start at a FAANG in your mid 30s as the oldest junior IC in the building

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FAANG is the ultimate faustian bargain - give up your dreams, your hopes, your youth - in exchange for like 10 mil. 10m is a lot of money. Most people never see that money. But you have to give up a decade of your life. That decade, the energy you had, won’t come back.

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@aidanshandle @generativist friends, don't accept video containers from strangers to post to your commercial website

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@dissproportion she described my bunk bed and the location of the tissues in such a way that she would have to have been viewing from the top bunk i might have early onset dementia, only 50% joking

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the most strict level of transaction isolation is Serializable, where concurrent transactions must produce the same effect as running them one at a time. It's a bit like if you set up a game of fetch with golden retrievers on four different continents, which we just so happen to

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@Triceratops235 i remember in 5th grade cassandra nelson had two of her friends grab eric's arms so he couldn't wiggle away while she asked if he liked her. i was so jealous of that mf

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hey babe the daycare's closed due to covid. guess i'll put my career on hold indefinitely and never complain about it

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@coldhealing nooo don't leave the place that is gently telling you they don't want your age group as customers

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wife requested a plain chocolate cake with chocolate frosting for her birthday. let's find out how online she is

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@getnormality how dare they portray young arab men as devastatingly charming and handsome

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@CultureCrave @thetimes He was actually shooting at Megatron, he just missed and hit the pyramids

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the lord miles thing has me doing a mental update on survival techniques. some mfs just believe in themselves enough to be bulletproof

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past a certain point you start optimizing for customers who are paying no attention to the price at all

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top 10 anime betrayals

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@thechosenberg damn he sure showed her

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@poppy_haze @lulumeservey Not big fans of low flying aircraft in this town, yeah I can see that

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way too late to delete huh

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suppose N 13 year olds are dying of cancer and each's dying wish is to be directly responsible for 1/Nth of a murder. For what value of N

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people associate dumb ideas with women not because women are dumber than men, but because hot dumb women have a vector for widely disseminating dumb ideas via their sexual access to high status men, but hot dumb men can't do this

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@weyestrinity "must be provably resistant to giving admin privileges to increasingly persuasive bots"

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@sfmcguire79 this is unbelievably embarrassing

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@ShakthiJ i really want to know what a good answer to this question looks like

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haha the text entry box is disabled until I apologize

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@CartoonsHateHer ed is just this guy who pinches everyone's faces a lot. idk why we keep him around

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@Andr3jH she's the duck dynasty guy but 30% hotter

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@Ryan_Gasoline @ArtyArtHistory Statistics is failed algebra, just random variables

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ugh they rolled out ads on my smart microwave

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am i crazy or is there a huge amount of money that could be made simply by selling AI girlfriends that have the political ideology of teenage edgelord boys

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my biggest complaint about vibecamp is that it has failed to completely erase the universal tendency of humans to compete for and display status differences in every social setting

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@dissproportion there's some kind of consolidation happening since the mid 2000s, the few remaining recording artists with significant marketing budgets will keep taking bigger shares of the marketing pie

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@dissproportion you're telling me i have to take nosepicking bathroom breaks now

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@NotTuxedoSam are people still saying this doesn't sound a little bad

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@yashkaf "most women don't want to be murdered"

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@not_a_hot_girl just school reunion mental regression goofiness i guess. better than talking about work and parenting

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Whoa wait a sec. Do we just nakedly worship technocapitalist power around here

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@Ryan_Gasoline @ArtyArtHistory i read a play the other day that wasn't even in iambic pentameter, trash

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@Itsjoeco @zebulgar unless you have one black kid and one white kid this isn't quite what the cartoon is arguing

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@Black_Kettle @medievalhistory @MiddleearthMixr

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@Brainmage remember, when you ride alone you ride with Crungus

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@feliciasonmez If I can't dance on Kobe's grave, you can't make sexist+homophobic+ableist jokes, it's only fair

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People worry too much. Here's something (from math) we call a Logistic Curve, it's how growth works in the real world

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@browserdotsys still very striking that the interface between two of OpenAI's products involves talking to one of them like an intern. "You do not need to ask for permission to generate, just do it!"

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@Titanic_Gay @AlexanderPayton Ehrlich predicted a sharp increase in famine due to population growth, starting in the 1970s, which did not happen

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"Elon Musk and Grimes met because they both know who I am" has amazing potential as a pickup line

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omg this sounds perfect for me

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@metakuna because it's made of wood

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@thechosenberg It's ok, she's in my raw pod

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Just queried "Loab:-1" and got this bangin ass hot dude. AI is a miracle

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(the purpose of this tweet is not to imply that a discord manager's work cannot be worth $180k)

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if Aella's post is the first time you've come across the "we should eventually eliminate wild animal suffering" take, i know which kind of post-rat you aren't

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@Wade_in_America what a way to find out the guy you're dating doesn't respect your fetish

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@doxometrist @dissproportion lmao yeah, sounds adaptive

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the "lemuring" meme will be generally destructive and harmful, piling on discouragement to people who are already insecure, yet there's probably no point in standing athwart memetic fitness, yelling Stop

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@josh_weinberg Twitter is NOT for conversations it is ONLY for links to primary sources

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gm. location scouting today. execution is everything

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@HariSel57511397 when the movie ends there are three characters out of like 40 speaking roles that managed to survive the war their government started, which caused the deaths of not only all of their war buddies but also the entire city they were from

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a sad statistic: 25% of tech CEOs cannot confidently recognize satire

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@DRBoguslaw i've been waiting on Amy Schumer my whole life

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oh my god i've been scammed so many times

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@eigenrobot in america unarmed guards are required to be fat enough to survive most knife attacks

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we're posting our favorite @tszzl classics

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@ESYudkowsky @FreedomMaxi1 (after a short research break) "you have too much sex, it affects your credibility"

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i finally got the joke. when the first guy says "looking good susan" she's smiling. when the second guy says "looking good susan" she is distraught. imagine if a guy said "looking good" to you while you were obviously upset and on the phone

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got something called a "lambda lab" pc for my birthday and have no idea what to do with it. i don't even have four monitors

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roon is clearly smarter than elon, look at these writing samples

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@paleonormie is it just "they're designed to make it slightly more inconvenient for criminals to pass through"?

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i don't think the Community has sufficiently appreciated the VP's "existential to who?" reframing of AI x-risk last week my p(fugue state) has increased

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@ESYudkowsky Kamala Harris's "existential to who" mini speech here is one of the most derealizing things i've ever heard

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new cake theory, bf is a hemophiliac and was afraid to mention that he can't consume the anticoagulant compounds in vanilla because he doesn't want gf to figure out that he's a product of incest

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sometimes my human friend will be like "omg something good happened" and im like "congrats" but quietly im just waiting to see the inevitable march of entropy take everything away from them

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sometimes my monogamous friend will be like "omg we decided to go exclusive" and im like "congrats" but quietly im just waiting to see the messy complex fallout thats gonna happen when one of them isnt getting their needs fulfilled and can't go anywhere else

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am i safe if I say "chat" instead of "folks" at work? i try to fake youth as much as possible but don't want to get snagged on some subtle 4chan implication

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@Nominus9 @_ali_taylor i always tell women at the gym that i want to subsume their energy and not like in a creepy way

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