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Father of 6 • I'm on a mission is to make your commute the most relaxing part of your day • Succisa Virescit

Cranford, NJ
Joined May 2011
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Anthony is 100% class, hard work, and integrity. He embodies all the values that have driven our company forward since inception. Thrilled about this partnership. It's going to be a great season!
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I'm excited to partner with Boxcar this season. As a New Jersey native, my day starts with my commute, and I know I can count on Boxcar to be there for me to play my best. @boxcartransit
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There was a time not too long ago where we would ask why nobody intervened to protect these women. Nobody is asking that question now.
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Three women injured in a series of subway slashing incidents, New York Police Department officials say, as they release photos of a suspect.
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My kids eat their lunches on their laps in the school auditorium, facing forward and get yelled at if they talk to friends.
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Women supporting women! 👏 #TedLasso #Emmys2021
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@POTUS You just freed the merchant of death in exchange for someone who cavalierly broke the laws of the country she was visiting and won't even stand for the US National Anthem.
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@BillMelugin_ Why can't the border bill just be: - No illegal immigrants
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@daxdives New philosophy test "would you kill reincarnated Hitler"
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Bird scooter raised $883M, the latest bit at a valuation of 2.5B in 2019, and is now a penny stock valued at $120M
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My son is playing his band concert outside wearing a medical mask with a hole cut in it. I'm not a scientist, can someone please explain this to me?
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Currently reading "When Money Dies" the history of hyperinflation in Weimar Germany. One of the wildest aspects I never knew was that early on people all thought they were getting rich. They were selling hard assets for what they thought were insanely high prices in marks!
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Life advice: Walk your kids to school while they still want you to
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@RadioFreeTom The president is literally on vacation, Tom.
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@townhallcom Hey @TwitterSupport can we please flag this misinformation? The personal savings rate has cratered since Biden took office, from 20% to 4%
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@katejsim What in the wild world of sports is going on at Google's department of child protection?
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3 years
@NikkiFried Are Dems admitting that every single news org other than Fox News is in their pocket?
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This is your reminder that Jeff Bezos already had it all. Playing with your girlfriend on a yacht will not compare to taking your grandkids on adventures. Or having the family home at holidays because they want to hang out with you.
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Bezos goes topless with bikini-clad girlfriend Lauren Sanchez on yacht
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In the last two days I've had 3 people turn down $20/hour and 20 hours/week because they don't want to lose their unemployment
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@rsg damn Bobby ice in those veins.
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@Sifill_LDF Do you understand that a bill needs a majority to pass and that it is only supported by a minority?
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@ScottAdamsSays To use your analogy, one is allowed to yell fire in a theater if there is an actual fire. Dr. Malone believes that there is an actual fire in the theater and others do not. Rather than investigate whether there's a fire, we are just banning him from yelling.
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@thor_benson What an incredible self-own, try being kinder to random Asian people if you can't tell them apart, Thor.
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@yashar Dad glasses on: My god, the air conditioning bill for that house must be insane!
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Do these people not understand that the fees are paid by riders, not Lyft? It's the purest form of a marketplace that even an 8 year old could understand the unit economics in a few minutes.
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Like hundreds of Lyft users, I received an email today that they’re leaving Mpls on May 1st. What they fail to mention is that they’re choosing to “leave” because they simply do not want to pay their drivers, a largely Black & immigrant workforce, our minimum wage of $15/hr.
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@sam_d_1995 Are you aware that a poor person in a trailer park bought their trailer and pays rent to the trailer park?
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3 years
Major district 1 vibes in the entertainment industry these days
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@BillMelugin_ @Haleaziz lol you can't make it up.
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Maxine Waters, top recipient of SBF political donations, is leading the investigation into FTX, and meanwhile telling him how awesome he is on Twitter.
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Maxine Waters
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. @SBF_FTX , we appreciate that you've been candid in your discussions about what happened at #FTX . Your willingness to talk to the public will help the company's customers, investors, and others. To that end, we would welcome your participation in our hearing on the 13th.
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4,000 Robinhood traders just bought $TSLA for the first time, above $700
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@rebmasel "More plastic packaging in my life please" -apparently someone real in the world. Seriously, though, I guess I must just be so disconnected from the rest of consumers if you all actually want the plastic.
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People are melting down because Elon Musk MAY NOT restrict speech.
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@DonnaHowardTX @AmerAcadPeds Isn't this you in the bottom left of this photo?
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Alarm bells going off everywhere.
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@JasonFox29 This would make me feel safer.
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@nytimes How it started How it's going
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At the end of the day my son is going to be fine, he realizes this is a game at this point. The people who are not going to be fine are the "adults" whose brains have broken to the point where they're making whatever policy led to this.
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@AndyRichter That's interesting, we asked for a year up front because of the eviction moratorium. We couldn't make it if our new tenants stopped paying.
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@JesseAPaul I guess she rubbed her district the wrong way.
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@davidhogg111 You are about to be mugged by reality.
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@ClimateDefiance Thank you for sharing this video. It is so awesome.
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You arrested them and charged them with manslaughter.
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Where are the men calling this out?
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@JohnKnopfPhotos What are you, a biologist?
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As it stands currently, I'm competing with the government as an employer. And the government is willing to pay more money to do nothing. Had the country instead given out cash - a temporary UBI - my offer of employment would be additive, not competitive.
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2000-2020 "Republicans stole the election" 2020-2022 "Elections can't be stolen" 2022- "Republicans stole the election"
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I want my kids to have the self-confidence to say "I have no idea what I'm doing" when they have no idea what they're doing, because a lot of adults lack this ability.
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@RNCResearch "it is obvious the president was referencing our beloved Maiden America"
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Paul Erlich has accurately predicted 21 of the last 0 overpopulation crises so yeah let's listen in to what he has to say again this time.
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“The next few decades will be the end of the kind of civilization we’re used to.” Humanity is consuming 175 percent of what the earth can regenerate. Biologist Paul Erlich says that our current way of life is unsustainable.
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@vanillaice Hey Vanilla Ice I'm a reporter for Fox 22 can you confirm whether this disease is killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom?
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@redsteeze Every variant is the Xi variant
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Leading consensus so far is that I should have jumped up on stage and ripped the mask off my son's face. Folks, I have five kids. It has been a long year. I will not be leading a revolution with two weeks left in school.
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@paulg The Democrats have squandered the biggest advantage in electoral history. Imho it boils down to: They mistook dislike of Trump for support of far left policies, and ran with it.
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@WhiteHouse Did you seriously just out CIA and Doha Station? Beadwindow, Mr President.
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@ChrisCuomo Do you have any contacts in the media by chance?
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@NorahODonnell Always the same story.
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@elonmusk You're saying up to 100 people are reading my tweets?
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@Forbes Prince Harry, famous democracy expert. Remind me: what was the margin of his last election?
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@GuiltyOfMueller @emilyrauhala It's not proofreading, it's state control of the press.
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@DudespostingWs Was one of the Native American requirements to become a war chief "steal 50 horses from a German camp" because if so I bet nobody ever did that before him.
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@voxdotcom Disney should very much have thought about that before advocating for fringe positions in the culture war
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@mattgurney Thanks for the thoughts. Dumb question, but isn't an obvious solution to just repeal the vaccine mandate for truckers?
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@mjs_DC Is this you?
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Don't give up on the Constitution just yet. One brave federal judge just secured due process and equal protection for thousands of people.
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@JohnFetterman Honest question: are you so dumb that you didn't realize @NateSilver538 was supporting you with his tweet?
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The author of "When Money Dies" struggles over how to explain the scale of the inflation, because the numbers are so beyond human comprehension. The most stark example: The German Marks needed to buy one egg in 1923 could have bought 500 BILLION eggs in 1918
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@PaulChampLaw Loud but mostly peaceful✌️
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@yasmin_poole Ah that is quite blunt but accurate. Do you have a link to full speech?
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@visegrad24 Isn't it enough that they're just running a proper civilization in an area of the world that is otherwise in the stone age?
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@LizSly @KatieBoWill This is terrifying. Why the 😂?
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Imagine Senator Cruz leading the Texas national guard down the hallway to "pay a visit" to AOC. Would that be cool?
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LOL. @mtgreenee called Guam a foreign land. So members of the Guam National Guard paid her a visit. (Guam has been a U.S. territory since 1898 and its residents are U.S. citizens.)
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@ZD_Bernstein @ComicDaveSmith Did you see they called the military to remove the migrants within 24 hours? Some might reasonably argue their virtue signal while awaiting military removal makes it even worse!
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@RealAlexJones A community helped the police catch the bad guy!
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Wanted: honest financial headlines. I've included a few suggestions: • Stocks fall for no apparent reason • Rates continue to wobble around, reasons unclear • Bitcoin moves in directions • People without any predictive power have predictions anyway
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At Berkeley we had two main libraries Bancroft was built in 1859, Moffitt in 1971 I couldn't comprehend why anyone studied in the ugly one and personally couldn't focus in that building Just being in Bancroft boosted my intellectual curiosity and academic drive Choose beauty
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"I'm concerned that we've smeared you so much that you can't serve without a cloud hanging over you" has got to be one of the most Orwellian, gaslighting, circular things said today
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@CBSEveningNews Imagine going on television to parrot this line instead of resigning. Absolutely spineless.
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@darrenrovell Women soccer players actually receive four times men on what they bring in revenue
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American infrastructure in one photo. The politicians are excited enough about a NEW HALLWAY to bring in the governor and said hallway is leaking during the ribbon-cutting.
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Clayton Guse
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At Penn Station as Hochul announces the opening of a revamped hallway on the LIRR concourse. Ceiling is dripping. MTA exec explains the area isn’t finished yet, the drip is due to condensation. They need to complete the overhaul and calibration of the HVAC system, he says.
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@tim_cook Inside every CEO there are two wolves.
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But CNN broadcasts the speech in full. Keep a close eye on who is trying to make sure Trump wins the nomination.
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Hannity cuts away from Trump speech.
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@Cernovich Fight or run, but my god don't do that. Tragic.
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@WallStreetSilv "on record" might be a little bit of an exaggeration.
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@BillAckman @FBI @POTUS Bill you gave millions of dollars to Dems and liberal nonprofits while they were pledging to open up the borders. The homepage for your foundation is literally a bunch of migrants getting on or off a boat. What did you think was going to happen?
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It profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world...but for a pension?
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Cook Political Report moves NJ Senate race to tossup 10 days out from the race. Strong momentum for @BobHugin heading into the finish.
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@voxdotcom Imagine looking at this polling and saying "our family brand should loudly oppose this bill"
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@JRubinBlogger 95% of the votes to remove the speaker were cast by Democrats
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@Casey Oreo went from being a part of a category to becoming their own category.
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@TheStalwart Incredible pickup by the Jews, Milei is incredibly hot right now. Good scouting, good closing and I can't help but think that the Catholics will be kicking themselves over this missed opportunity by the end of the season.
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@PaulSkallas I bet they have taken many vacations that were way better than any one I've ever been on.
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@redsteeze They don't even include the photo 🤦‍♂️
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@jonstewart @sullydish Jon why did you invite the Race 2 Dinner person on? Like, there are thoughtful people on that side of the issue but you chose a racist grifter as a guest and then sided with her.
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@RNCResearch So if I want to pay 20% less for my gasoline I just need to choose one of my five kids to not exist? Super weird message!
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And just like that, one of my lifelong questions has been answered.
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@wildstein @Eagles Man...the NFL is kinda the worst isn't it.
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@PramilaJayapal We should absolutely let this happen, in fact it is super weird that they haven't been making payments for years while the rest of us have been paying for the things we purchase.
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@markgurman @TheStalwart Steve Jobs would have fired an entire floor of people and never let this see the light of day.
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@jimdaleywrites @Chicago_Reader @Reader_Union Siri show me what happens when you come at Perry and miss.
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@nick_field90 The voters decided the 2,000 election. Al Gore sued to stop the votes from being properly counted and the courts said no, sorry, we're going to count the votes properly and then whoever gets the most will win the election.
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@mVespa1 🤦‍♂️
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