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Joe-king — e/adgbe

@joe_r_Odonnell

10 months

The Lepper Affinity - Opeth Part of it, anyway

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@joe_r_Odonnell

4 months

Ok now I get it. It’s a substitute for a baby

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4 months

this whole stanley thing is really starting to feel like a cult bc why would you need all that for a tumbler?

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@HKBradshaw Reminded of this, lol:

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4 years

New York City, before the disease of modernism

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10 months

@JustinWhang “People don’t recognize seasoning unless it comes out of a jar”

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2 years

*me when a girl asks if i'm seeing other women* I'm not a biologist

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1 year

Imagine you’re hungry, so you buy a sandwich. Your teeth sink into it, and pull away a bite, and in it you find a piece of paper with a note on it, that says “don’t be sexist!” That’s what like half of movies and tv shows are now

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1 year

@TansuYegen *immediately eats it again*

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1 year

As a young man, I overestimated how important it would be to have every counterargument to creationism memorized

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2 years

Girls that are into “guy stuff,” like anime and coding or whatever, are sometimes viewed with suspicion by guys. As if it’s not a sincere interest. Wonder if girls get suspicious about guys that are into girl stuff too (astrology, feminism, not taking responsibility, etc)

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1 year

Maybe girls are weirdos about forearms and hands bc grip strength is one of the most sexually dimorphic traits:

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2 months

@paul_hundred Those five have since entered seminaries

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3 years

what women want is safe danger

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2 years

You’re looking for a grocery store to loot in a local former Soviet republic, and you see these two. How do you open?

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7 months

@ladymegofthemw I can always tell

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5 months

@goblinodds just restore the roman empire for him

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10 months

Some day they’ll discover a room temperature, low pressure gf

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@AdsoOfBelk Sounds like she won to me

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9 months

@hunter_hhhh Pushing 20. They hit the playpen wall

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@growing_daniel Setting yourself on fire is more reasonable than this

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9 months

@jasondotnews More importantly, how are you living on that diet?

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1 year

@oneunderscore__ I see we’ve progressed to the “of course it happens! It’s normal!” phase

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2 years

using the part of my brain that evolved to throw a spear into a mammoth's heart to visualize the state of my web app

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6 months

@credenzaclear2 Might as well be envious of trees swaying in the wind. Can only be what you are

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8 months

@wigger Just retvrn to this

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8 months

One of the most important classes I took in college was “Psychology of Careers.” It required us to cold call or walk into businesses in fields that we thought we might wanna work in, and request to chat with someone about what the job is like. It caused many in the course to…

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*on a date* Me: "oh very cool, that's where I'm from too. Ok, so here's a drawing of a water bottle with water in it, if I tilted it..."

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4 months

@Seven7Alexandra You watched the tragedy of modernity

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4 years

I have a psychology joke but it doesn’t work when I repeat it

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That girl ten years ago that told me she was flirting with me was flirting with me

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3 years

Strategically not having a bed frame to activate a woman’s “I can fix him” instincts

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1 year

@lisatomic5 Being vulnerable and making fun of yourself can show confidence. Girl's seem to screen for exactly the kind of rigid, non-nuanced, and affected confidence that you mention

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1 year

it all checks out. looking good

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3 years

why doesn’t that show “the view” just have a male co-host to explain stuff to them?

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1 year

Still surprised that the physics engine for life never chokes or lags or anything. Consistently smooth performance

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11 months

@Bornakang people just wanna live in a convenience store

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1 year

The writers use their shows in the same way that dog owners use wads of food to get pills into their pets

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3 years

@pant_leg No laws against gravy

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@Duderichy People think they can homework themselves into security

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1 year

Wonder how much of the spread of blank slatism can be explained by the fact that young people don't have kids anymore

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5 months

The real alignment problem will be stopping AGI from immediately killing itself upon becoming conscious

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5 months

In a strange twist of fate, today I watched a robot commit suicide

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5 months

no way

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8 months

@paindesuxd Cold contacting is fine. Would it be different if he called? People do this (or at least used to) all the time. It’s what phones are for

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8 months

This almost feels like an Escher or some kind of illusion, but it isn't

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@deepfates These were some contenders/experiment gens I made on the same day.

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2 years

It’s funny that the left hates the guy that’s making electric cars to try and minimize climate change bc he made the mistake of getting rich while he was doing it

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@chrisalbon @Rahmeljackson *my therapist* what’s wrong with you. No yapping

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@outreach_io Apologize to the bodega homie

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1 year

paying Aella for the "gf experience" and using it to play super smash brothers while ignoring her

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4 years

Oh no ☄️ 🦖 🦕 🦕 🦖 🦕

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2 years

Elon is supposedly adding a top 8 follower list and allowing you to add music to your profile

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Having an intelligent rock explain to me the significance of a floating rock

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2 years

Childless biology PhD that’s trying to figure out how to get pandas to mate

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@EverythingOOC That’s not a fly that’s a walk

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@KLobstar “Well yeah I’m a liberal…”

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@GAE_USA Well I went to school there, and the reality is they'll date a skater kid that works at a road sign making shop because they'll get lonely, lol

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1 year

@lillcrawf How tragic to meet someone at a party that is passionate about a shared interest

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A difficult pill to choke down is that there’s no such thing as “free time.” You trade off things you could learn, create, etc, every time you choose to waste it

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@ellx_tt they'll message back and forth for a bit but never actually meet up

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1 year

If you go to a marketplace because you want a product or service that satisfies a want or need, and then the vendor you exchange with instead gives you what they think you *should* want or need, you would be upset

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Elon is trying to lock non-shape-rotators out of X

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9 months

@nypost A new Grimace has been chosen

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@growing_daniel Tfw your professor rate limits you

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having Elizabeth Debicki installed in my backyard instead of a jungle gym

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2 years

proof that we're becoming antinatalists

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@iamSappy_ @benshapiro Bran low-key held a grudge against Theon, otherwise he coulda just said “hey, hang back for a second” but instead he sends him to his death

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@ComradeToguro You know I keep that thang on me

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@DesigningFilm Imagine the gritty Nolan remake of Space Jam

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@john_from_hr “I failed at 9 startups” I too have many abandoned github repos

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@jaboukie

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The first guy to gain control of a computer with Neuralink said the first thing he used it for was to play Civilization 6 until 5 am. Dudes/gamers rock

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@seconds_0 Even if money is no issue, it should be embarrassing to reveal that these are the foods that compose nearly your entire diet

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@dollarbillbluez Theo “I beat Down syndrome” Von

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New definition of infinity just dropped

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@aduantach Hasn’t needed to eat since

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@elonmusk

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@TianaTheFirst I hope to be surrounded by charts of robust gdp growth when I’m on my deathbed

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@shockproofbeats He looks like an obscure x-men character

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@baileyenorton Let him calc

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There are cats I’ve never met that I care about more than some members of my family

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@pbprot Isn't the scheme here that they ask for donations after the "show?"

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starting a dating app for weirdos called Fringe

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Janet Yellen has announced she’ll be taxing unrealized gains on former gifted kids

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@natural_hazard Later loom technology was then adopted for early computer programming (punch cards), which eventually again resulted in machines that could play chess

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@ABC7 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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@breaking_frames

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@nik3wl @ericandre Ranch it up

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@ouranometrian2 people got mad at me for this, but I was right

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"get some work done" I sneer at a TikTok of a 23 year old girl in NY showing her "work day" as I scroll thru twitter also not doing any work

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@Strife212

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Have a Murray, Murray Christmas

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@RuxandraTeslo As the Morphy quote goes: "The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life."

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@9lives_Salem The whole point of sportsmanship is that it transcends our petty, individual likes and dislikes

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3 years

Wishing a very happy international women’s day to this hero:

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@TheFigen_ Why do people insist on going out into the ocean in the flimsiest split open baguette looking crafts they can find?

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@BrndnStrssng

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We chuckle at Newton, but if you figured out the motions of the planets using a pen, some paper, and your brain, why wouldn’t you think you could figure out how to turn lead to gold, or find hidden meanings in a book?

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@depthsofwiki Oh no they gerrymandered the pic charts

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@SmutsTuppen based and bog pilled

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@telmudic Choosing to believe he’s been tweeting from that exact setup this whole time

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@nellgwynnes The night was sultry

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