Mike Solana @micsolana Twitter profile

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

7 years

I just want us to be fucking amazing

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

my bf is on a plane to miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea. everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. people are lifting up their legs and screaming.

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Mike Solana

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2 years

holy shit that fact check 😂

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Mike Solana

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2 years

this literally makes me want to burn coal

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Mike Solana

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1 year

i’m sorry but wtf is this

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

not to be dramatic or anything but holy shit

Matt Taibbi

@mtaibbi

1 year

8. By 2020, requests from connected actors to delete tweets were routine. One executive would write to another: “More to review from the Biden team.” The reply would come back: “Handled.”

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 months

I will defend this country with my life

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

15 days

why are the oil monarchs never included in these lists? they’re definitely the richest people in human history, yes?

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

they lied, relentlessly to our face, for years. we were right about everything.

Bari Weiss

@bariweiss

1 year

5. Twitter set the account of conservative activist Charlie Kirk ( @charliekirk11 ) to “Do Not Amplify.”

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Mike Solana

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11 months

tables turning

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

???

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

gay guy here having the time of my life fyi

Taylor Hatmaker

@tayhatmaker

2 years

Musk has owned Twitter for less than a week but he's already sent a clear message: The platform is about to get worse for queer people.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

9 months

tolerance of anti-social behavior, for any reason, erodes social trust, which by extension degrades our whole society. we aren't stopping crime for billionaires, they'll be fine regardless. we're stopping crime so our children don't inherit a third world country.

Fuck You I Quit.

@fuckyouiquit

9 months

If you see someone stealing food from your billion dollar employer, you didn’t see shit. You sure as shit shouldn’t be tackling them. You’re doing too much.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

in the end, seats were lysol’d and scrubbed, 75 dollars in airline points were rewarded to direct hits, the lights were dimmed, and a very tired and ashamed lil pup watched tv for the rest of the trip. the plane safely landed. my bf is now home (he swears he can still smell poop)

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

new dystopian language just dropped

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

wikipedia is now a weapon

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

the liver king was making $100 million a year selling desiccated animal parts to wannabe 'natural' body builders while quietly pumping his body with $100k a year in steroids. we are living in a scam artist golden age.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

ruthless

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

after ten years of relentless work adding an additional 140 characters to tweets, i was fired last night from twitter after calling my literal boss a "cock smoking lunatic nazi." shocked and saddened it has come to this

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 months

the best relationship advice I ever received was just that mostly what makes for a great couple is you both enjoy doing absolutely nothing together

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

7 months

the narcissism of bicyclists truly knows no bounds

Andy Boenau

@Boenau

7 months

The point of these signs is to show the legal passing distance. There's a disturbing urge by Americans to watch this thinking they're supposed to cheer for the bus driver.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

correction, the dog (window) was actually next to bf (middle). bf's bookbag now covered in poo lmao (sorry). journey began when the girl next to bf (aisle) thought dog was cute and wanted to hold him on her lap, at which point he exploded.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 months

rolling stone just emailed me to ask if I’m a nazi because I tweeted “art should be beautiful”

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

people used to leave their house without a phone. like they would really just grab their wallet, their keys, and walk outside. totally unmediated reality, talking to strangers and shit, they would not even look back.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

further developments, flight attendant offering wine to most afflicted up front, biohazard kit has been taken out (!!!), seats covered in blankets, and a woman in first class is upset her dinner tray has not yet been taken away

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

so far, i’ve been able to confirm about half the accounts suspended posted links to the jet tracker thing in violation of the new doxx’ing policy. unclear just yet about the rest, but i think it’s safe to say the rule is for real.

Jon Levine

@LevineJonathan

1 year

Reporters covering Elon Musk being nuked: Donie O’Sullivan, @CNN Drew Harwell, @washingtonpost Ryan Mac, @nytimes Aaron Rupar, independent

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

4 months

understand this is a bit of a wild opinion, but what if we just sent illegal immigrants back to their countries?

End Wokeness

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4 months

NYC Mayor Eric Adams signed an order to restrict buses from Texas. So now Texas is dropping the illegals off in New Jersey right next to a train that goes straight to New York City.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 month

traveling through laguardia instead of JFK will really change your whole perspective on this country

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 months

San Francisco: Crime should be illegal The San Francisco Chronicle:

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

one bizarre element of the twitter story, it's pretty clear at this point the "trust and safety" team was effectively running the entire company

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

3 years

a story in three parts

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

beyond parody

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

CNN’s “senior media reporter” just learning how suspensions work for the first time. they have truly been on a different platform than the rest of us for years.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

homework should be illegal. teachers have the kids for forty hours a week, what are they doing all day?

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Mike Solana

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1 year

i wish i loved anything as much as these people love saying they’re leaving twitter on twitter

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Mike Solana

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1 year

i understand this is a weird sort of controversial opinion but what if instead of increasing the debt limit we paid off a little bit of our 31.4 trillion dollars in debt

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Mike Solana

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1 year

new season just dropped

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

help me i’m new here, is this journalism?

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

19 days

need a transcontinental bullet train experience that looks and feels like this. ice cold martini as we soar through the rockies, morning journal over coffee as we pull up in manhattan

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

CEO of Google 🇺🇸 CEO of Microsoft 🇺🇸 CEO of Adobe 🇺🇸 CEO of Twitter 🇺🇸 CEO of IBM 🇺🇸 CEO of Micron 🇺🇸 CEO of Netapp 🇺🇸 CEO of Palo Alto 🇺🇸 CEO of Arista 🇺🇸 CEO of Novartis🇺🇸

World of Statistics

@stats_feed

2 years

CEO of Google 🇮🇳 CEO of Microsoft 🇮🇳 CEO of Adobe 🇮🇳 CEO of Twitter 🇮🇳 CEO of Mastercard 🇮🇳 CEO of Pepsi 🇮🇳 CEO of IBM🇮🇳 CEO of Albertsons🇮🇳 CEO of Micron 🇮🇳 CEO of Netapp🇮🇳 CEO of Nokia🇮🇳 CEO of Palo Alto🇮🇳 CEO of Arista 🇮🇳 CEO of Novartis🇮🇳

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

7 months

before middle school, homework serves no purpose but to traumatize children. do your job and teach them in the classroom. when they’re home, let them play.

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Mike Solana

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2 years

i’m in miami and people keep calling friday “the weekend” ???

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Mike Solana

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1 month

this woman is running for senate

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

11 months

how is it even possible to spend $31 trillion and not end up with fusion or bullet trains or a little ol' moon colony, even? my healthcare is still expensive and it sucks?? i'm paying my own rent??? like where is it actually going i genuinely don't get it

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

sam bankman-fried was one of the largest democratic party donors in american history

Forbes

@Forbes

1 year

Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison is a math whiz who loves Harry Potter and taking big risks. She is also one of the supporting players in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX catastrophe — and a new darling of the alt-right. Read more:

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Mike Solana

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2 months

china has banned facebook, instagram, whatsapp, twitter (X), wikipedia, google, reddit, twitch, roblox, linkedin, tumblr, pinterest, soundcloud, dropbox, medium, discord, and pretty much every major american press outlet. next stupid question.

Hua Chunying 华春莹

@SpokespersonCHN

2 months

Which one is a free and open market?

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Mike Solana

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7 months

the way these psycopaths seamlessly changed the word "censorship" to "safety"

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

“elon musk could have spent 44 billion dollars to solve world hunger but instead he bought a joke app” mother fucker the government just printed 1 trillion dollars WHERE DID IT GO

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

absolutely insane for these journalists to accuse a reporter, who just accurately reported a major story, of "doing pr for a billionaire" after their weeks-long love story with SBF, a man who just stole $10 billion dollars but is a 'very nice guy' who 'meant well'

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

11 months

there is no such thing as internet service several miles underneath the fucking ocean. snopes is as viciously partisan and ‘fake’ as any conspiracy subreddit i’ve ever encountered.

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Mike Solana

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1 year

holy shit he's going to slowly release banned accounts every "freedom friday" lmao this is the greatest show on earth

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

11 months

the people who run this account are legit sociopaths

Occupy Democrats

@OccupyDemocrats

11 months

BREAKING: Republican billionaire Elon Musk is thrust into another nightmare PR disaster as it's revealed that the missing Titanic submersible company previously praised his satellite communication company Starlink — and said that it would be "relying on" the service to "provide…

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Mike Solana

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10 months

“zuckerberg is literally so hOT 🥵🤤 omg lol, threads is really cool 2, he will definitely win the fight 😍” — the new york times

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Mike Solana

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2 years

if you find the phrase “free speech” concerning and think a government “truth” agency seems reasonable i promise you, historically speaking, you are not the good guy

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Mike Solana

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2 months

america if HR departments were abolished

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

10 months

we are ruled by the dumbest people in human history

Ilhan Omar

@IlhanMN

10 months

The earth just broke the record for the hottest day in 120,000 years. In fact, we broke in on three separate days. National climate emergency now.

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Mike Solana

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1 year

"ugh why are people still talking about hunter biden's laptop" because it was one of the greatest violations of industry power in the history of tech

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

tired of rich people saying dumb shit like “there’s not a crime problem, there’s a poverty problem.” my mom grew up poor, my aunts, uncles, older brother and sister grew up poor. none of them had a hard time not killing anyone.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

3 months

very cool congratulations now imagine a ceasefire in the actual city of chicago

Eman Abdelhadi

@emanabdelhadi

3 months

We did it. Chicago officially the biggest city in the US to pass a ceasefire resolution!

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Mike Solana

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6 months

i’m downtown sf and there are heavily armed policemen everywhere — underground, drug stores, street corners. “how you doing?” one asked, super friendly, hand on his gun. all in advance of xi’s visit i guess, but crime has evaporated. it could be like this every day.

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Mike Solana

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1 year

to fill the nuclear-sized hole in its energy portfolio, germany is now turning to gas and literally COAL, while environmentalists celebrate. i'm starting to believe the entire movement is a russian psyop, because nobody is actually this stupid.

Mélanie Vogel

@Melanie_Vogel_

1 year

Sex is good but have you tried having your country shutting down its last nuclear power plants in 30 mn?

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Mike Solana

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1 year

amazing having to explain to a "journalist" that people capable of silencing literally the fucking president wield real power, and power must be held to account

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 months

ladies and gentlemen, the new york times

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Mike Solana

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11 months

latinos: please don’t call us latinx the press:

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Mike Solana

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1 year

“terrorist.” summer 2020 i sat alone in my apartment as mobs roamed the city looting stores, and destroying every statue in reach, in every park, that celebrated american history. my neighborhood was boarded up for months. our local politicians said nothing. some encouraged it.

Senator Scott Wiener

@Scott_Wiener

1 year

Target is removing LGBTQ Pride products because of terrorist behavior like this. Yes, this is absolutely terrorism & Target should be ashamed for caving in. Just like Anheuser Busch caved in. And people wonder why there’s so much fear in our community.

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Mike Solana

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16 days

I’ve seen enough. He’s definitely right about everything.

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Mike Solana

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I understand why a free society must permit a naturally born citizen to chant “death to america.” I do not understand why we would permit immigration of people with this opinion.

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Mike Solana

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2 years

@SenSanders this year elon alone will pay something like 1,000x as much in taxes as you have paid over your entire life. he’s employed tens of thousands, popularized electric cars, and landed a rocket. the highlight of your career was losing two presidential elections. perspective, please.

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Mike Solana

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2 months

the way they both arrived for battle as the halloween costume version of themselves

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Mike Solana

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2 years

patient: i’m having trouble, as an adult human male who evolved to hunt and swim through waterfalls and make love under the nighttime sky, sitting at a desk all day and doing paper work. is there something wrong with me? doctor: yes, here is a prescription for literally meth

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Mike Solana

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1 year

just insane reporting from the new york times. SBF owns a $40M penthouse and a private jet.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

on the other hand — and i know this is crazy but please hear me out — what if you guys eased up on the coke

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

7 months

my dream for noble prostitutes like mia khalifa is they be permitted to live among their people, in the muslim-controlled middle east, where i’m sure their kin will be grateful for their support, and supportive of their chosen work

Mia K.

@miakhalifa

7 months

I just wanna make sure there’s 4k footage of my people breaking down the walls of the open air prison they’ve been forced out of their homes and into so we have good options for the history books that write about how how they freed themselves from apartheid. Please worry about…

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Mike Solana

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3 months

we created AI capable of answering, in seconds, any question within the bounds of all recorded human knowledge, and the first thing we asked it was to lie

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

4 months

my grandfather didn't fight nazis so I could take direction on what I am and am not permitted to say from a german woman at the one world government summit

Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

4 months

NEW - Ursula von der Leyen wants to "drive global collaboration" to tackle "misinformation and disinformation" and "polarization."

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Mike Solana

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1 year

BREATHE LIKE A BABY 😂

The New York Times

@nytimes

1 year

Elections and anxiety often go hand in hand. Here are some evidence-based strategies that can help you cope.

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

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Mike Solana

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3 months

a $50 minimum wage, "the math speaks for itself." the high-level problem of our generation is the people who run the country are actually too stupid — genuinely, earnestly, authentically too dumb — to understand the concept of second order effects.

Barbara Lee

@BarbaraLeeForCA

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California’s affordability crisis demands a living wage. The math speaks for itself. #CASenDebate

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Mike Solana

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3 months

here we go

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Mike Solana

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9 months

“let us do the blowjob book or we’re banning shakespeare”

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Mike Solana

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1 year

we should be consuming much, much more energy

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Mike Solana

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3 years

brave

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

10 months

this is the same guy who stripped political protestors of banking, yes?

Wall Street Silver

@WallStreetSilv

10 months

"It's scary to see what's happening in the United States" - Justin Castro 🔥🔥🔥

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

11 months

serious question have you all lost your goddamn minds

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

this will never not blow my mind

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Mike Solana

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6 months

do you know how radicalizing it is to finally know for sure the government is capable of ending crime overnight, it just… chooses not to?

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Mike Solana

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1 year

ngl i killed this one

The Fifth Estate

pirate wires #85 // summary and analysis of the twitter files, a dangerous alliance of powers,

www.piratewires.com

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Mike Solana

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10 months

turns out the problem with a billion instagram users on a text based app is you get a billion instagram users on a text based app

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

3 months

google's AI is the most dedicated anti-white lunatic i've ever encountered and i've lived on twitter for over a decade

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

1 year

*writes one mid tweet* wait shit omg did elon shadow ban me

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Mike Solana

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12 days

very odd, they’re behaving in a manner that suggests they don’t want to succeed, and would prefer the company go to zero. unthinkable choices from a business perspective. almost as if bytedance isn’t being run by the CEO. but that would be crazy.

X Daily News

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NEWS: ByteDance is exploring selling TikTok’s U.S. business without the algorithm They would preferably sell to companies outside the tech industry.

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5 months

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Mike Solana

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11 months

joe rogan invited this man onto his podcast and elon said something like ‘yes you should do this.’ it has now been seven days. he’s still melting down.

Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD

@PeterHotez

11 months

Joe Rogan, Elon Musk Instigate Harassment Campaign Against Vaccine Scientist ⁦ @VICE ⁩ ⁦ @annamerlan ⁩

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2 months

save this one for when they go out of business

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1 year

insane that in the world before iphones people would just sit at a bar and stare at the wall

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why does every woman over 45 in new york city dress like this

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Mike Solana

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10 months

"men, go to therapy" "no" "go to therapy!" "no" "GO TO — " "these are my boundaries, and you are violating my trust. the toxicity of this relationship has impacted my mental health. trauma. and now you are gaslighting me." "wait no not like that"

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2 years

"sorry it's a private company, it can do whatever it wants" *elon musk buys twitter and does freedom* "wait no not like that"

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4 months

I still think about this

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Mike Solana

@micsolana

2 years

wow we just jumped right over that one huh

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Mike Solana

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1 year

all joe rogan does is ask questions and have his friend look things up. all neil degrasse tyson does is remind me it's mathematically impossible for santa to visit every house in the world on a single night. neither of these men are brilliant, but only one is annoying as hell.

Borrachinha Depot

@FullContactMTWF

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Neil deGrasse Tyson says that Joe Rogan has a tendency to operate in a zone "where you know just enough to think you're right, but not enough to know you're wrong."

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