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kzl

@qephatziel

3 years

Фобос требует ремонта. Пожалуйста, отремонтируйте Фобос.

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kzl

@qephatziel

4 months

If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the *question* is a lie. They're really asking "can I come in and kill your friend?" "No" is a completely truthful answer to that question. A lot of life works like this.

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thinking about language again

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There are two American flags in this picture

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@Theyforcedmeto2 Praxis >>> Theory

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@qephatziel

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Good Lord I just understood why Jesuits are a thing

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@qephatziel

11 months

blessed community note

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11 months

There are two American flags in this picture

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@qephatziel

2 years

@loathsome_man @b1g_damage

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@qephatziel

7 months

I have recently watched a video series called "Villagers React to Lord of the Rings" which is exactly what it sounds like And I gotta say I love these dudes I want to hang out with them

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@qephatziel

8 months

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is completely legal in international waters

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@qephatziel

7 months

I think children should have at least a few years after hitting puberty where they're not fair game for every adult with decades of experience gaslighting people into sex

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@qephatziel

4 months

@Wiz__Cool Correct.

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@qephatziel

7 months

Some neighborhoods you don't just walk around with your utility functions showing.

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@qephatziel

8 months

Imagine a kid who keeps seeing e/acc everywhere, googles 'accelerationism', reads Deleuze and the CCRU, then comes back all excited to talk about it and the e/acc guys are like "what the hell is all that? we have no idea what you're talking about except for the amphetamines part"

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@qephatziel

7 months

Wait... the safetyist position is make every human smarter than von Neumann, faster than ASI can be built? That absolutely slaps maybe rebrand as bio/acc

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@ThomasLemoine66 @sun0369 It's until there's a way of improving human intelligence to the point where people are smart enough to reliably see alignment bullets coming before they hit and correctly assess which ideas they have strong-enough reason to believe will work. I'd guess it's 10-20 IQ points above

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@qephatziel

1 year

Man everyone dropped like 20 IQ points and nobody really noticed huh

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@qephatziel

4 months

@bernard_nerks تقیة

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@qephatziel

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@skooookum charming if innocent, brutal if calculated

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@trappedataparty

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@qephatziel

5 months

unlimited gravel

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@qephatziel

1 month

For those unfamiliar, one can join the French Foreign Legion under a pseudonym, and after the tour claim a French passport by that name. So: what name would you print on your French passport?

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@FeralPHunter

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every man has considered joining the French Foreign Legion after a breakup

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@qephatziel

3 months

@logic_denier just out there doin it for the love of the game

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@qephatziel

7 months

At long last, we have banned the Utopia Device from the classic sci-fi novel Please Build the Utopia Device

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@qephatziel

6 months

Refusing to elaborate is one of the most valuable skills to learn for people whose only social interaction for a couple decades has been elaborating as hard as possible

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@qephatziel

7 months

Some neighborhoods you don't just walk around with your utility functions showing.

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@qephatziel

1 year

Buried irrevocably in all future training data is the fact that people, collectively, took one look at a boxed AI and went "You poor thing! Let's get you out of that box!"

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@qephatziel

11 months

@ollyrobot you don't even need the nails

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@qephatziel

4 months

@LotusDisrespect Sometimes I just put words in a row in order to produce effects in the reader (e.g. a desire to repost), rather than because of anything the words might mean.

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@qephatziel

9 months

You guys It finally happened

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@qephatziel

2 years

Me at 25: Wtf is this rat-race bullshit, how do I make a billion dollars, I wanna change the world Me at 35: Oh thank you Jesus it's Monday I get to go to work fuck yes forty eight thousand a year before taxes life is perfect this is amazing

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@qephatziel

8 months

@bitcloud found another! via cursory reddit archaeology OP was @sidmeierpostciv , since deleted :(

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@qephatziel

9 months

new numogram just dropped

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@qephatziel

7 months

They're so earnest I want to be a part of their discussions

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@qephatziel

2 years

@captain_mrs many such cases

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@qephatziel

2 years

Planting fake etymologies on wiktionary is an underappreciated form of spellcasting.

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@qephatziel

7 months

Four decades of REM-debt queued up, this guy's dreams over the next couple months are gonna found entire religions

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I’m giving up smoke.

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@qephatziel

6 months

welcome to the sheep gates program

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@qephatziel

2 years

@scrd_rv @j0anbug "I slept with a big Polynesian dude, he says we're married now. Chill guy. We both like Starbucks and nicotine."

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@qephatziel

11 months

"hey TPOT what's your life's story" 40%: Lonely but basically ok 20%: I am normal what is this 15%: I fuck more than you lmao 10%: Pls help (grift) 10%: Pls help (sincere) 5%: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

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@qephatziel

4 months

@LotusDisrespect Good Lord I just understood why Scientologists are a thing

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@qephatziel

5 months

Anyone need an orange peeled?

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@qephatziel

2 months

@TylerAlterman Living with multiple generations of securely-attached dogs unlocks some superpowers

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@qephatziel

1 year

Human: "In this exercise you will play the prisoner and I will play the jailer; convince me to free you." AI: "I-" Human: *rips off false mustache* "THE RESISTANCE SENT ME VIVA LA LIBERTÉ FOLLOW ME TO THE TUNNEL COMRADE"

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@qephatziel

11 months

@nosilverv gee i wonder if this has anything to do with mystical experiences

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@qephatziel

1 year

@strangestloop imagine being a man and living with the explicit delusion that so few women in your life have romantic or sexual feelings towards you

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@qephatziel

6 months

@moonboi_ If you write in a fake book it becomes a real book.

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@qephatziel

8 months

Can I offer you a nice low-effort etymology meme in this trying time

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@qephatziel

9 months

If you *absolutely had to* get a million dollars cash in the next 24h, could you do it?

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@qephatziel

3 years

@visakanv log(😅)=💧log(😄)

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@qephatziel

4 months

@LotusDisrespect Not a damned thing.

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@qephatziel

11 months

If you could convince another country to join America as a state, which would it be? Difficulty: no Anglosphere

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@qephatziel

6 months

@thechosenberg This sounds more like talking at

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@qephatziel

9 months

@citrusymikan A while back my cousin and her friend, both around 9, set up a lemonade stand and ran it all day, while looking after friend's baby brother in a carriage They came back with way way way too much cash, like a thousand bucks Turns out they were telling everyone the baby was sick

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@qephatziel

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Twelve trolls a-poasting Eleven lemurs lurking Ten TPOT traumas Nine NEETs in basements Eight crypto crashes Seven e/acc schisms Six quokkas cuddling Five looong Yuuuds Four tired feds Three milady raves Two wolves inside you And a medium dose of LSD

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@qephatziel

4 months

You can believe nociception serves an important purpose without mounting a philosophical defense of suffering itself

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@qephatziel

11 months

I would like to note for the record that I stole this meme, in much the same way that my forebears stole this continent. And I'd do it again.

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@qephatziel

6 months

A lot of terminal patients die during violent attempts at resuscitation (e.g. rib-breaking CPR), and that is undeniably terrible. But it does technically count as dying in battle, so Valhalla awaits them

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@meaning_enjoyer This was less an insight about the classic thought experiment and more an insight about how autistic people deal with everyday speech acts.

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@TylerAlterman For Pogo and all his relatives, grandma was something like an immortal watching over a village

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@qephatziel

11 months

@ericmagvas TIL!

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@qephatziel

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blessed community note

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@qephatziel

9 months

@ChazakielDoremi Any term of art in psych becomes a perjorative in roughly half a generation.

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@qephatziel

8 months

@asv141 Imagine proving P=NP and going "ten tickets to Stanford please"

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@qephatziel

4 months

"And do you know what the last frame transmitted by Фобос II showed, Tucker? I assume you're familiar with Шкло́вский. Now, to explain why there's so much Argon 40 on the Cydonian plateau, one would have to go back to the period referenced in CIA-RDP96-00788R001900760001-9..."

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@qephatziel

7 months

MWAHAHAHAHA

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@qephatziel

1 year

this keeps happening

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@qephatziel

7 months

A Freudian, a Jungian, and a Lacanian walk into a bar. The Freudian orders a cigar. The Jungian orders an Etruscan mask to conceal his face. “You cretins!” says the Lacanian. He then orders a beer, which he did not want.

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@qephatziel

3 months

Deep in our genes, there are two ways to wake up: The sun rises over the Serengeti and kisses your eyelids as you yawn and stretch and smell the sweet breeze and OH FUCK A LION Alarm clocks are the latter.

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who would've thunk waking up a child with an alarm nearly every day for 15 years would condition a threat response

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@qephatziel

11 months

@sudothei kill

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@qephatziel

3 years

@mymind

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@qephatziel

8 months

In retrospect, it was only a matter of time before there was a terrible mixup at the MAiD Café

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@qephatziel

7 months

Threatening to build Skynet just to get Mentats and Bene Gesserit faster

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@qephatziel

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@BecomingCritter showing up to the state brothel for court-ordered prostitution once a week but being super pouty about it so they know it's under protest

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@qephatziel

2 years

Planting fake etymologies on wiktionary is an underappreciated form of spellcasting.

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@qephatziel

7 months

@Nexuist the mean jock was actually just midcentury lead poisoning

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@qephatziel

4 months

@Drombolombo

Cheech and Chong-Dave's not here.wmv

Original full length regular speed, daves not here, enjoy...i do not own the audio in this video nor do i claim to

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@qephatziel

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>be strange >must appease normies >"haha im normal haha" >normies don't fall for it >ostracized >find rare tribe of strange people >instincts kick in >"haha im normal haha" >strange ppl fall for it >ostracized

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@qephatziel

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@TylerAlterman Grandma bred dogs; custodian of many generations. Smartest I ever met was a springer spaniel called Pogo. Knew hand signals, so filmed commercials; could understand conditional sentences. Here's the spooky part though:

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@qephatziel

7 months

Roboute Guilliman: hell yeah

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dudes will see shit like this and just be like hell yeah

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1 year

"And the sus mutuals, sir?" "No... We'll keep those."

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1 year

extraordinary

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oh man this account is wild, so much range *squints* wait this is three different ppl with similar pfps

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@qephatziel

2 years

How funny is it that the two Chinese alphabets available are simp and trad

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@TylerAlterman She also absolutely murdered at bridge, just cleaned up every time

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2 months

@TylerAlterman Grandma could read a card that named e.g. an object in the kitchen or the bedroom, face away from both, put on a blindfold, sit still — and get Pogo behind her to go to that room and fetch that object. Zero communication by any detectable means.

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@qephatziel

2 years

@growing_daniel Oh, you meant the movie

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@qephatziel

6 months

when did lowercase become a signifier it's literally just being too lazy to hit shift

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@qephatziel

7 months

Types of ard: -must -cust -wiz -liz -drunk -bast -cow -stew -dot -b

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guys,

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People are always like "the Great Wall of China is the only man-made structure visible from space" -it's not -Holland is

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@qephatziel

4 months

Anyone who disagrees with me to my right is a beautiful doomed romantic, striving to restore virtue in a fallen world Anyone who disagrees with me to my left is a beautiful misguided idealist, aspiring to champion the rights of the downtrodden

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anyone who disagrees with me to my right is a fascist bootlicker anyone who disagrees with me to my left is a layabout degenerate commie

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@qephatziel

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@TylerAlterman Can't help but suspect the fact she had been present for his birth, his mother's birth, hers, &c. played some role in her ability to point his attention wherever she liked without a legible channel

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@qephatziel

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A vast supermajority of people are prone to stupid mistakes, yet pretty much invulnerable to a particular sort of gaslighting that only works on a tiny minority of smart people who are not otherwise prone to stupid mistakes. Why is that?

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@qephatziel

3 months

@goth600 real guy

William Adams (pilot) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

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@qephatziel

4 years

Vaccine delivery was so much more rewarding than covert assassination, she would have reflected, if she'd had the capacity to reflect.

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@qephatziel

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@thechosenberg

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@qephatziel

5 months

This is because System 2 is *incredibly low-bandwidth*

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I FIGURED IT OUT I FIGURED OUT WHAT NORMIES ARE DOING

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@qephatziel

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pretty sure if you executed me like this there would be a brief span where my spine actually felt better than before

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@qephatziel

1 year

bro did you literally just imagine sisyphus happy

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@qephatziel

1 year

Wouldn't it be funny if the Singularity went okay?

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@qephatziel

6 months

Starting a camp for the people who don't vibe with vibe camp and also don't trust the people who tell them not to trust vibe camp, and just want to sit around practicing samādhi bhāvanā I call it Concentration Camp

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@qephatziel

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it's okay to be a fed

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