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@goth600
@goth
10 months
Hi my name is goth600 welcome to my Twitter 🎀💗バンド .。.:*⭐️(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و⭐️ ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ 🐈 ★,。・:*:・゚♪☆。 ・ 。 ┊ ✫ ˚♡ ⋆。 ☆∴。 * ┊ ・゚*。★・ °♡  ・ *゚。   *   ・ ゚*。・゚★。     ☆゚・。°*. ゚    ゚。·*・。 ゚*    ゚ *.。☆。★ ・   * ☆…
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@goth600
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1 year
There is a giant orb in the sky that you are not allowed to make direct eye contact with and you don’t question that?
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Imagine a massive datacenter here
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6 girlfriends? That’s so much love.
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10 months
One more refresh bro please bro just one more refresh I just need a little more content bro please just one more time cmon man there’s better tweets now
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1 year
Smartest guy I know from high school is now blowing glass for 60k a year. What the fuck fr. Guy knew _everything_ at like 14yrs old.
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1 year
I think about this almost every day
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In San Francisco, the tech bros glue this to my head. You not allowed to see base reality in California. Too dangerous. The government give you special AR filters to avoid seeing anything bad.
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They should turn the sphere into a free for all, 50¢ per pixel or something idk
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10 months
This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.
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2 months
Shogun bravely asks the question, “What if a white boy with a bit of rizz ended up in Japan?”
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1 year
The first time I saw this I almost puked from laughing so hard
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10 months
Feeling my brain reconfigure after I watch this for the 30th time
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11 months
San Francisco, California, is beautiful this time of year. Most people don’t realize it looks this way.
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@JoeBiden Was this planned? All of it?
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@kendricklamar Another one?
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“Why aren’t there any great female con-artists?”
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10 months
Sales Operations
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1 year
After Elon bought twitter, no more funny memes. No Pepe’s, no apustajas. No copy-pastas allowed. He rule with iron fist. You only allowed to post gore & ultra right material. It sad.
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I’m gonna steal the El Salvador Bitcoin cold wallet
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“So you’re saying.. that when I’m playing peak-a-boo, my mom is always actually there? Right behind the hands? That’s… crazy.” *picks up pen* “It’s actually quite beautiful when you think about it.”
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POV: you’re 8 lucid dreams into your new job working as a military speculative contractor
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10 months
> the Irish invent whisky > nothing happens for 3 centuries after that
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One of the things that makes 4chan hilarious is just that you know it’s real. Unfiltered autism.
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Real
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Previous job experience • 2 years laying low • 1 year thugging it out • 3 years finding myself • 1 year doing me • 2 years trusting the process • 1 year of rest and relaxation (vacation) • 2 years [strict NDA & non-compete, can’t touch energy weapons or satellites…
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2 years
Why was this in r/programmerhumor? This is awesome
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1 year
*hits unknown drug* What if we forced the sand to think?
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5 months
*spits out coffee*
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7 months
Every accelerationist be having fun till the compute starts trending towards crustaceous design standards
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10 months
“Jesse. We need to make unregistered superconductors. This will be a LOT more profitable than meth. Grab the copper powder and red phosphorus. I’m going to show you how to really cook now.”
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> looking for a new job > ask the CEO if the company creates value or captures value > they don’t understand the question > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what captures value and what creates value > they laugh and say “it’s a good business model sir” > apply >…
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@thoughtcrime___ My condolences
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Sir, Chinese embassy officials are putting wojaks in the state sanctioned media reports
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@zhang_heqing
Zhang Heqing
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The US GDP growth rate of 1.1% shows surprising vigor, but China's 6.3% growth rate is deemed a total disaster. No one knows the economy better than the Western media.🤪 #FactsMatter @_ValiantPanda_
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@elonmusk Bro you have companies to run
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*slurp* yes yes yes thank you lopez slay haha *slurp* bark bark bark mm ice cream so good yes yes yes ooo *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*
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2 months
“Fear is the mind killer” your job is closing JIRA tickets shut up and go back to work
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look at my roaring twenties dawg 😭😭😭
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BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse
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“Why are you guys all trying to make sand think?”
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Okay. So I’m figuring out this monetization thing. Is this how it works? Does this work?
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He unified Arrakis is what he did. He was the Kwisatz Haderach! And in this house- Paul Muad’Dib is a hero. End of story.
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App where friends can anonymously bet on the outcomes of your relationships
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This is where I tweet from
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Who up thinking about the immortality of the crab?
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What if the sand has always been trying to communicate back?
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*sweating while typing* dune 2 at the same time call that a 3 body problem
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Bro is captivated
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Why doesn’t software look like this anymore? The west has fallen.
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I *am* an AI expert
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I *am* an AI expert, and I don’t think AGI is coming soon. My track record is quite good: - I anticipated the challenges of out of distribution generalization in 1998 - hallucination errors in 2001 - troubles w driverless cars in 2016 - that radiologists would not be quickly…
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥⛽️😜 this strain called “military industrial complex” you’re gonna fuckin fry lol Me: yeah whatever 20 minutes later Me: dude wtf we should seed the universe with life so we have more enemies My friend, pacing: I should buy some Lockheed…
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My tweets are free because you’re the product
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Can’t wait for the next big war
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My father-in-law is a builder. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a floating library together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… "We can’t, we don’t know how to do it."
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When the joke was so funny all of HR & Legal wants to hear it
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Big pharma is hiding arcane secrets about the sun, and you’re laughing?
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7 figs of corporate assets on a browser extension
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When you see a single paperclip fall out of an OpenAI office window
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“We have an alignment solution!” The alignment solution:
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This how I be talking to chatGPT
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Raptor test firing into a water cooled steel plate 🔥
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“There’s our little corporate structure expert!! Come tell us all about what happened with OpenAI!”
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Rates need to go higher
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Sam Altman telling investors he may need as much as a $100 billion to make AGI
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> be me > talking to psychic > she say’s she can predict the future in shocking detail > okay, is it Huxley or Orwell > she gets confused > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Huxley and what is Orwell > she laughs and says “it’s an interesting future sir” > 50…
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Babe wake up new techno-futurist political compass dropped
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4chan might be onto something here right?
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I am Normal and Can be Trusted with The Orbital Lasers and Tungsten Rod Capabilities
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“Elon, we’re going to green-light all your AI licenses, for X AI, for neuralink, for Tesla, for all future SpaceX FTL navigation systems- all I ask is that, when the Butlerian Jihad starts, you give my family 5 seats aboard the first starship to Mars.”
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Wow all these new productivity tools & games are awesome!!!
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Laugh reacting your boss when you’re about to get fired is fucking hilarious lol the future of the economy is beyond fucked
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gm
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Mega underrated shot from the Matrix.
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@finkd Impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see what data the fediverse is collecting from users.
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The zoomers are not okay
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NOOOO PUT ME BACK IN I WAS BECOMING A NICHE MICRO INTERNET CELEBRITY
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“There’s our little chip designer, come tell us about the nvidia keynote!”
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Me n who
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You can be anyone online. You can be a Chinese girl or a space pirate. You can be a CEO or a squirrel. You can just have fun. If you bring ego online, you’ve already lost.
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Meds. All of you. Now.
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Born too late to blow up pirate ships, born too early to blow up pirate spaceships
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Your ancestors watching you fumble the bloodline for an AI gf
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Imagine you’re getting jumped and you hear someone yell “ayo take that mf neuralink too”
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gm
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Someone should invent different internets
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@Liff_82 @elonmusk I am Normal and can Be Trusted to be the VP of Witchcraft & Propaganda
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It’s like the hero’s journey but lower resolution
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Oppenheimer Barbie
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Humans are so interesting. We get computers and within like 40 years we’re trynna turn em into little people. Not even trying to solve problems in civilization, just creating more friends & hoping they’ll figure it out.
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When you hit the boof pack too hard & your IScreen won’t recognize your retinas
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Your great-great-grandparents got psyoped by a radio, and here you are.
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You’re telling me no one ever feels like an adult? There’s no switch? We’re all just kids with experiences and pain?
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Type of guy who dies from a cold
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The biggest X-Risk we aren't thinking about: Yud X Balenciaga
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