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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

The one time I saw Prince he said “you’re not gonna hear everything tonight, I’ve got too many hits” and that’s probably the coolest thing anyone has ever said

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Respecting Pride even in July. God bless minor league baseball

Conor Foley

@ConorFoleyYES

1 year

That’ll bring Luke Voit to the plate for Syracuse annnnnnd he’s not wearing a shirt.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Good news for anyone rooting for the funniest outcome possible

Dan (from Steely Dan)

@orencamera

1 year

Holy crap. Half of Philadelphia is currently experiencing a cable and Internet outage and Comcast/Xfinity are now saying it may not be back up until 6pm #SuperBowl

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@chknpuppetmk5

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@NotABigJerk Do you know how much you just drove up the cost of saltines from a family that really needs them

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@NotABigJerk Please stop poking the people who desperately need to be in summer school right now

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

There are two kinds of articles about AI -Stuff that will never happen -Things you could do in Excel for the last 20 years This is the latter

Baseball America

@BaseballAmerica

1 year

Special Report: Baseball's Coming Artificial Intelligence Revolution

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

It’s always great when people don’t realize everyone calling you a moron isn’t a universal experience on here

Nate Silver

@NateSilver538

1 year

Twitter ceased to feel like a convivial dinner party in IDK 2011? 2013? 2015? A long time ago. Like I mostly don't like the recent changes but I feel like I'm being a little gaslit about what this platform was like before.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

There is no way this man makes it past the part of the campaign where you have to eat a corndog

Keith Edwards

@keithedwards

1 year

Maybe the worse retail politician ever. Just brutal to watch

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Oh no did someone develop a prohibitively expensive technology that doesn’t do anything again :(. How does this keep happening to the same industry :(

Amir Efrati

@amir

1 year

New: OpenAI losses doubled to $540m last year as revenue quadrupled. CEO Altman has discussed possibility of a $100B capital raise (!) More here: w/ @erinkwoo

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@NotABigJerk This is gay (positive) vs This is gay (pejorative)

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@chknpuppetmk5

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These ribs came out absolutely perfectly and are probably the best thing I've ever cooked. Please clap.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

I’m Tony LaRussa

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

It's probably because I haven't really slept this week but seeing both the people with all the money and the people in charge of this country being very concerned about their Favstars is really making me feel like no one is flying this plane

The Recount

@therecount

1 year

"Did either of you approve the shadowbanning of my account, @ LaurenBoebert?" — Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) uses her time at today's House Oversight Committee hearing to talk about her personal Twitter metrics

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

We’re all going to hell but it will at least be fun watching Republicans go through “he’s electable if you vote for him”

Dan McLaughlin

@baseballcrank

1 year

It says a lot about Ron DeSantis that the one real criticism of him outside of his political positions is that he has a very un-politiciany personality.

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@chknpuppetmk5

11 months

“I think if I take 15 years worth of hits and become one of the top five in the world at my profession I deserve a better future than having a two bedroom house in a decent city and not having to sell cars” Vs “No you dont”

Sam Monson

@PFF_Sam

11 months

@AustinEkeler @redwardsradio Interested in talking this out on the PFF NFL Podcast? Would be interested in hearing the RB's perspective given the analytics stance.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Everyone hates the manager who wanders into a project, has no idea what’s going on, then demands a bunch of stuff be changed. I think we should give that kind of power to anyone on any subject

Michael Hobbes

@RottenInDenmark

1 year

Brain worms

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

It’s incredibly funny that people still think there’s anyone working on deployment and testing on this site

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Doesn’t feel great that the end game of blogging was “we can pay beat writers way less money”

Ben Strauss

@benjstrauss

1 year

News story on layoffs with more details on the changing mission at the Athletic-->

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

I would love the shamelessness to say “give me 450 million dollars for pizza robots” and end the project with “it turns out pizza robots are hard”

Aaron Levie

@levie

1 year

Can’t believe this didn’t work

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

When five dinguses die through a combination of hubris, cutting corners and stupidity it’s a tragedy, when a million and a half people get kicked of healthcare it’s a statistic

Will Stancil

@whstancil

1 year

a lot of people who claim their politics are based on some kind of universal shared humanity sure seem willing to abandon those ideas the moment they get the opportunity to jeer at the incomprehensible suffering of someone whose social position they find abstractly irritating

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Ben Verlander watching baseball

Kylie Brakeman

@deadeyebrakeman

4 years

just a couple of blue check liberals having fun online

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@NotABigJerk Love to shoot Costco goop all over myself for upvotes

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@cooperlund Literally

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@chknpuppetmk5

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@adamjohnsonCHI Really is amazing that we basically decided this shit was unacceptable overnight one day

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

If you like the flash there’s like 200 episodes of a show about him that doesn’t star a someone that can’t stop taking people hostage

The Moonlight Warrior 🌙

@BlackMajikMan90

1 year

What’s happening to The Flash is possibly the most confused I’ve ever been about a films box office performance. It’s filled with crowdpleasing moments, fan-service, great action, nostalgia, incredible character work and an emotional story. It just doesn’t make any sense.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@punished_cait I too would never pose on a cover naming me the sexiest man alive

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Attempting to find my child ice cream at the Dodger game and I am now all for getting rid of fancy concessions and going back to selling the same six things at every stand

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Imagine this after everyone’s blue checks get taken away

Philadelphia Water

@PhillyH2O

1 year

There is no need to buy water at this time. Customers can fill bottles or pitchers with tap water with no risk at this time. We will provide a media update at approximately 5 p.m. today, Sunday, March 26, 2023.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@NotABigJerk So you broke up with a guy, and you expected to keep his eggs? Interesting

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@punished_cait “I’m going to sit in my room alone and jack off to cartoons” seems like a compromise everyone will enjoy

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Twitter stopped being fun when I kept being repeatedly publicly wrong and it just made my opinions worse

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@chknpuppetmk5

11 months

It's just hard to see how independent sports reporting survives when neither the news or the leagues they cover want it to exist

Defector

@DefectorMedia

11 months

The slow hemorrhage of the American sports desk:

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Sign a player you losers

Grant Paulsen

@granthpaulsen

1 year

Reminder: New CBA rules are terrible for rebuilding teams and are a bad idea. The #Nats can not pick any higher than 10th overall next season, even if they're the worst team in #MLB . Because they pick 2nd overall this year, they aren't allowed to pick that high again in 2024.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Seems bad that you can say “safety is for pussies” get yourself and four other people killed due to it and you still only get downgraded to “maybe not a genius”

New York Magazine

@NYMag

1 year

And that, in microcosm, is the debate he's had with himself for the past year: Was Stockton Rush — the OceanGate CEO and Titan designer who died in the implosion — a bold innovator? Or was he a con man who cut corners to save money at the cost of his customers’ lives?

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Gotta trade this guy for having the worst fit in history

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@NotABigJerk Women be wanting answers to yes/no questions

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@NotABigJerk “There was time enough at last!” I yell after creating my perfect leftist commune where everyone’s job is to run a bookstore but no one can read

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

American cycle of competion: -Invent sport -Force other countries to play it -Beat Luxembourg 142-3 -Other countries start practicing, get better -America eventually loses -“International competition is gay”

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@chknpuppetmk5

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Deciding that Hank Aaron's five home runs for the Indianapolis Clowns that happened after the Negro Leagues became a barnstorming thing are major league home runs but the minor league home runs he hit a few weeks later don't count seems specifically designed to make people mad

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

If a 100 people booed me for catching a home run I would seriously reconsider my life

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

We’re sorry, anyone that can fix this is already drunk

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

I have issues with modern pitcher usage but it’s good that this will never happen again

Jomboy Media

@JomboyMedia

1 year

24 years ago today Fernando Tatis Sr. became the only player in MLB history to hit two grand slams in one inning

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@chknpuppetmk5

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It’s always fun seeing conservatives call themselves normal when they’ve had to make an entire ecosystem because they get kicked out of any mainstream place

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Feels like one guy effectively shutting down pride nights around the league should be a bigger story

Michael Russo

@RussoHockey

1 year

#mnwild players, who were supposed to wear Pride jerseys tonight and did so last season, are not wearing them in warmups. Told it was an organizational decision The Wild have several other Pride initiatives they are doing>>>

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

This is a Manfred problem, not a Reds problem. There’s four teams that aren’t participating in the sport at all, and about 8 more that are trying without spending any money. As long as that’s acceptable, you’ll see more of this

Exit 234 Craig ↘️

@cdgoldstein

1 year

Oof.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@punished_cait She was also 24, not 22, and they got married when she was 27

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@BWDBWDBWD I guess Stock is no longer technically an MLBer but at least

Robert Stock

@RobertStock6

1 year

On LGBT night we need to accommodate the institution that’s been doing their best to eradicate LGBT acceptance for centuries (and still to this day)? Nahhh we really don’t…

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@chknpuppetmk5

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@AwfulPundits Is she just being mad about interracial relationships now?

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@jonbernhardt She’s just built different

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@chknpuppetmk5

10 months

@NotABigJerk I made a "one pan meal" last night that involved cooking each ingredient individually in the same pan. Any meal is a one pan meal if that's allowed

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

I know we’re not allowed to be mad about this any more but having a guy just straight up talking about how great cheating in the World Series was feels like a new level

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@chknpuppetmk5

11 months

The Angels are going to be bad for a very long time and making one last push for contention is good, actually

Sam Blum

@SamBlum3

11 months

Arte Moreno took a massive & unnecessary risk by pulling Shohei Ohtani off the market. There are 6 games before the deadline. They could have waited and assessed. Keeping him might have long-term implications. It's TBD on whether they're good. Column:

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

It’s so cool that we’ve replaced numbers that mean things with this

DaddyDimmuTV

@DaddyDimmuTv

1 year

is this a good player?

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

There was a very successful decade long push to tell people that you should never be ashamed of the products you like, no matter how stupid they are. This is the first time in a while this kind of backlash is happening to a certain type of person and it’s breaking their brains

rebecca jennings

@rebexxxxa

1 year

I wrote about why people are obsessed with being seen as a "good person" even if they buy Hogwarts Legacy

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

People still had checkmarks the last time the White Sox won a game

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Are you a divorced man who claims “my kids are the most important thing to me” despite the fact you moved 2000 miles away from them? Today is your lucky day

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

1 year

Jay Leno & Adam Carolla Team Up For Comedy Fantasy Camp For Aspiring Comedians & Writers

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

He's clearly learned his lesson from the mandatory counseling

Paul Sullivan

@PWSullivan

1 year

Mike Clevinger comes out to Kanye West song “Gold Digger.” 🤔

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@chknpuppetmk5

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Prince is obviously the coolest man that ever lived because he actually looks cool in his high school yearbook photo

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

It’s weird seeing people say no one will watch EEAAO in the future when it’s the most watchable best picture in ages. It’s a fun karate movie at its heart. It’s the exact type of movie you go to when it’s on TV

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@chknpuppetmk5

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Watching the 88 Dodgers get introduced before the game. My buddy “they all look good except for that guy with white hair, he’s looking rough” Rick Dempseys wife, who is apparently sitting next to us: “that’s Rick Dempsey”

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Losing 2/3rds of your games is basically impossible and has almost never been done by a non expansion team until teams started hard tanking. What the A’s are doing is special

Kyle Glaser

@KyleAGlaser

1 year

The A's are 10-42, the worst start in MLB in 91 years. They have a 6.88 ERA as a team. They are batting .222. They have been outscored by 184 runs. We are witnessing one of the worst teams of all-time. Always remember, this was done intentionally.

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@chknpuppetmk5

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If you want Trevor Bauer back in the league you have less morals than every baseball executive

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@Grabaka_Hitman

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@chknpuppetmk5

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@NotABigJerk /standing in front of cut down tree “Why don’t we have trees like that any more”

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@chknpuppetmk5

11 months

Are you seriously arguing that the jersey saying “Yankees” is exactly the the same as a big fat patch that says “Bank of Geoff”

James Wagner

@ByJamesWagner

11 months

Even patch-less iconic jerseys were always ads: for the team, for the apparel company. So has something sacrilegious happened? It’s just another company’s name on there now.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Keep in mind how enthusiastic Manfred is about taking control of local streaming rights when you see this

UK Oakland Baseball fans 🌳🐘⚾️🇬🇧

@OaklandAUK

1 year

MLB taking a Totalitarian state approach to removing criticism of owners is very 'on-brand' of them. Remember fans: when your owner threatens to take your team away and tears down the roster whilst raising ticket prices, you're supposed to just sit quietly and say thank you ...

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Don't worry Nats fans, if you just look to the Orioles the team might start trying in 2028, or they could just pocket all the money and have Kyle Gibson as their number one starter

David Aldridge

@davidaldridgedc

1 year

The Nationals are just beginning their top to bottom rebuild. But there's a good example of a successful retoolingup I-95 in the Orioles, who are emerging from their own, years-long bad stretch with an organization full of top prospects. In @TheAthletic :

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@TheRajGiri Idiot

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Throwing my breakfast on the ground as I receive an emergency alert that Captain Crunch is black now

Axios

@axios

1 year

A new service by a conservative group texts “Woke Alerts" to the phones of grocery shoppers who want to know which brands are accused of taking political positions that are offensive to the right.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Bauer is never going to face any kind of criminal or civil justice, and he’s going to retire with tens of millions in the bank, but if this is how he has to finish the rest of his career that’s at least some kind of punishment

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@chknpuppetmk5

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Willie Mays saw his career average drop from .303 to .301 today and I can't imagine the shitshow that would have happened if it went down two more points

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Feels hard to solve societies problems when anyone that has money thinks this is really smart

Sam Altman

@sama

1 year

here is an alternative path for society: ignore the culture war. ignore the attention war. make safe agi. make fusion. make people smarter and healthier. make 20 other things of that magnitude. start radical growth, inclusivity, and optimism. expand throughout the universe.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@nut_history Stop forcing politics into sports

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@Razzball @Ken_Rosenthal As we all know this is why everyone on an NPB team is the same age

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

/Trying to explain this to an NYT subscriber Okay, imagine if twice a week the Times published a column saying we need to get rid of the SALT deduction

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@chknpuppetmk5

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@exMalwa Shouldn't have been there in the first place

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@chknpuppetmk5

11 months

He tried everything possible to not buy this place, he instantly rolls back changes people yell about. There is no plan. He is just stupid

saira rao 🍉

@sairasameerarao

11 months

Has it occurred to folks that Elon Musk bought Twitter to actually destroy the power of marginalized communities that were communicating & organizing here. There is truly no other explanation.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Seeing Dodger fans talk about the horrors of spending money makes me think there’s a good chunk of the population that gets hit in the head with a brick on a weekly basis

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

So fucking big brained to think people are going to want to write on a site you have to pay for, has less features than Wordpress 20 years ago, and where you can get banned because someone fucked up spam detection for the millonth time

Write

@Write

1 year

Two new features for writers: you can now post up to 25,000 characters and add up to 4 inline images. Subscribe to access these new features:

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Why aren’t the Rays, the team where like a third of their players refused to participate in pride night and they did nothing about it, defying the guy they agree with

Jemele Hill

@jemelehill

1 year

Serious question: Where is @MLB ? They’ve removed this book and Hank Aaron’s. MLB really should assert itself here and let @RonDeSantisFL know this is unacceptable. In fact, if I were the Rays & Marlins, I’d give away copies of this book to fans on Opening Day.

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@NotABigJerk @mannedhandle No onion wheel, not the same

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@chknpuppetmk5

10 months

If you pulled this move in a fantasy league you'd be kicked out

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

10 months

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Angels have placed starter Lucas Giolito, relievers Matt Moore and Reynaldo López, and outfielders Hunter Renfroe and Randal Grichuk on waivers, sources tell ESPN. Huge potential playoff implications: All can be claimed by teams for free on Thursday.

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@chknpuppetmk5

11 months

They wanted “normal people” and they got them. The problem is normal people log on to this site once a week, scroll 12 tweets, have a sensible chuckle at Burger Kings latest, then go back to staring at the wall like David Puddy

Ken Klippenstein

@kenklippenstein

11 months

An unparalleled opportunity squandered because zuck was too greedy to wait a year or two before force feeding everyone brand posts

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

The Rays when a guys arm explodes after teaching him a pitch that defies all known laws of physics

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Team attempting to colonize Africa declares Trevor Bauer too toxic

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@FightsCameraPod Why would you call him “The White Kimbo” when “Vanilla Slice” is right there

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

No better argument against the jersey patches

Sarah Langs

@SlangsOnSports

1 year

HI HELLO AND HAPPY FLASHBACK FRIDAY FROM THE MARLINS

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@chknpuppetmk5

11 months

You’ll be saying why trading them makes you smarter than everyone else in 18 months who cares

Tampa Bay Rays

@RaysBaseball

11 months

*ahem* 🗣️ FROM THE TAMPA BAY RAYS... WANDER FRANCO & SHANE McCLANAHAN

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

You traded Juan Soto, Max Scherzer and Trea Turner for Keibert Ruiz and James Wood this is very much a you problem

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

I point this out all the time but the Astros were only truly miserable for three years. This is year six for the Orioles

Jacob Calvin Meyer

@jcalvinmeyer

1 year

Is service time a part of the calculation with Grayson Rodriguez and DL Hall moving forward? Mike Elias: "No. I really get frustrated with that topic, too." His full answer:

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@murderxbryan I assume Hot Sauce Guys is already on the list

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Manfred has overseen at least four different cheating scandals, is clearly juicing the balls for different teams, has burned down 40 minor league teams and will hit 30 more the second he can, but hey, the pitch clock has been fun for 5 days

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@chknpuppetmk5

9 days

@JaneOst_ Went to see Maroon 5 with my wife and Adam Levine did a shout out to all the dudes in the audience for being supportive since none of you want to be here

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@NotABigJerk Im guessing after getting sued by the RIAA and leaving John Wick on this site for days the new policy will just be to automatically believe all DMCA requests

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

Being this much of an asshole as TV deals fall apart and you actually need fans again feels like a bad play

Joon Lee

@joonlee

1 year

Manfred on the reverse boycott by fans of the Oakland Athletics "I mean, it was great. It is great to see what is this year almost an average Major League Baseball crowd in the facility for one night. That's a great thing."

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 month

@Very__Regular MLS fans have already proven they're willing to pay full price for a subpar product

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

/slowed down, minor key It’s all about the game/and how you play it All about control/and if you can take it

Cassidy Haynes of Bodyslam.net

@Casshooole

1 year

For what it’s worth, I’m told the Saudi deal is done and they’re taking the company private.

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@chknpuppetmk5

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@theaceofspaeder I'm sorry, you aren't a Nazi, you're a World War II enthusiast

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@chknpuppetmk5

1 year

@murderxbryan I tried taking an adult karate class and the guy teaching it claimed that in a fight he ripped a newspaper rack out of the ground and hit someone with it

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@chknpuppetmk5

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@ManuclearBomb

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